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2	%% Remember, the trope is "sixty-nine is treated as a funny number", not "the number sixty-nine exists".
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4
5	->''"It's, uh, such a beautiful number! 69!"''
6	-->-- '''VIP No. 4''', ''Series/SquidGame''
7
8	->''"You are not reading that wrong. To complete this game it took me ''68 hours and 28 minutes,'' [[TranquilFury which angers me to my very soul because they could have at least made it 69.]]"''
9	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', "The Miserable World of Completing [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime Crash Bandicoot 4]]"
10
11	->'''Takanashi Kiara:''' White 69, Red 136. That's a big gap.\
12	'''Watson Amelia:''' Oof.\
13	'''Kiara:''' But 69 is a nice number, come on!\
14	'''Ayunda Risu:''' Yeah!
15	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Sports Festival 2021''
16
17	->'''Nicklas Backstrom''' - Briefly created controversy by wearing #99, which is associated with Usefulnotes/WayneGretzky, before switching to #69, which is associated with that fat guy with the mullet in your ball hockey league.
18	-->-- '''Down Goes Brown''', [[http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2012/11/nhl-players-europe-lockout.html "Checking in on the NHL stars playing in Europe"]]
19
20	->'''Fraulein Gobbler''': You will find what you want on page sixty-nine, Herr Kommandant.
21	->'''Kommandant Fokker''': "Sixty-nine"?
22	->'''Fraulein Gobbler''': Sixty-nine. If you like I will show you.
23	->'''Kommandant Fokker''': No, no, I can manage, I think, thank you.
24	-->-- ''Script/CarryOnEscaping''
25
26	->'''Suarez:''' I will ask again. How many meta-power teammates arrived with you to Corto Maltese?\
27	'''Harley:''' Sixty-nine.\
28	'''Suarez:''' ''[Alarmed]'' Sixty-nine?! How could you get sixty-nine troops into the-\
29	''[Suarez's assistant {{Silent Whisper}}s into Suarez's ear, causing the latter's face to drop]''\
30	''[Harley snorts]''
31	-->-- ''Film/TheSuicideSquad''
32
33	->''"Take 69? Really? This is the first level, they could have put Take 1, but no. They chose 69. On purpose!"''
34	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Oscar''
35
36	->''"You see, it's actually a funny sex number, and if you don't laugh, then you're 'the gay.' Sorry, sport."''
37	-->-- '''WebVideo/BumblesMcFumbles''' on ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'', upon learning that the Devastator in one section of the game carries 69 rockets
38
39	->'''Alyson:''' I hope you don't mind, I took the liberty of throwing in a bow for an extra three dollars and sixty-eight cents. Oh, hah, I'm sorry, make that... '''sixty-nine'''.\
40	'''Beef:''' cough I'm sorry, did you say "sixty-nine"?\
41	'''Alyson:''' I clearly said... '''sixty-nine'''. ... Oh, wait, it's seventy.\
42	'''Beef:''' Good Lord, that's a huge relief.\
43	'''Alyson:''' Oh, wait, no, it ''was''... '''sixty-nine'''.\
44	'''Beef:''' Hrmm... dammit.\
45	'''Ham:''' Well, something is not right about the price of that bow.\
46	'''Beef:''' How much is it? Tell me again. Was it sixty-eight? Or seventy?\
47	'''Ham:''' They keep going back between the numbers.\
48	'''Alyson:''' It was sixty-nine on the dot and you know it!\
49	'''Beef:''' God help me.

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