Line #12 Quotes/JokeCharacter


1	!!Quotes about [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Magikarp]]
2	->''"In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today."''
3	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Red, Blue, LeafGreen]], [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Y]] and [[VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet Violet]]''
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5	->''"Famous for being very unreliable. [[ComMons It can be found swimming in seas, lakes, rivers and shallow puddles.]]"''
6	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Yellow]], [[VideoGame/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndLetsGoEevee Let's Go! Pikachu, and Let's Go! Eevee]]''
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8	->''"Whoever its opponent, and however horrible the attack it receives, all it does is Splash around."''
9	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''VideoGame/PokemonStadium''
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11	->''"An underpowered, pathetic Pokémon. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than seven feet."''
12	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokémon Gold]], [[VideoGame/PokemonStadium Stadium 2]], [[VideoGameRemake HeartGold]] and [[VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet Scarlet]]''
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14	->''"For no reason, it jumps and splashes about, making it easy for predators like Pidgeotto to catch it mid-jump."''
15	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokémon Silver and SoulSilver]]''
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17	->''"This weak and pathetic Pokémon gets easily pushed along rivers when there are strong currents."''
18	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokémon Crystal]] and [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Shield]]''
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20	->''"Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing. This behavior prompted scientists to undertake research into it."''
21	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokémon Ruby and Omega Ruby]]''
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23	->''"Magikarp is virtually useless in battle as it can only splash around. As a result, it is considered to be weak. However, it is actually a very hardy Pokémon that can survive in [[ComMons any body of water]] no matter how polluted it is."''
24	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokémon Sapphire and Alpha Sapphire]]''
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26	->''"It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world."''
27	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon FireRed]], [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY X]], and [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Sword]]''. No, not that [[Webcomic/PokemonX X]].
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29	->''"Its swimming muscles are weak, so it is easily washed away by currents. In places where water pools, you can see many Magikarp deposited there by the flow."''
30	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokémon Emerald]]''
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32	->''"It is said to be the world's weakest Pokémon. No one knows why it has managed to survive."''
33	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Diamond and Brilliant Diamond]]''
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35	->''"It is unable to swim against even slow-moving currents. It always splashes about for some reason."''
36	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Pearl and Shining Pearl]]''
37
38	->''"A Magikarp living for many years can [[InASingleBound leap a mountain using Splash]]. The move remains useless, though."''
39	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Platinum]], [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Black, White]], [[VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 Black 2 and White 2]]''
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41	->''"Although weak and helpless, this Pokémon is incredibly fertile. [[ComMons They exist in such multitudes, you'll soon grow tired of seeing them.]]"''
42	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Pokémon Sun]]''
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44	->''"Its reckless leaps make it easy pickings for predators. [[BlackComedy On the bright side, many Pokémon enjoy longer life spans, thanks to Magikarp.]]"''
45	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Pokémon Moon]]''
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47	->''"In the distant past, they were fairly strong, but they have become gradually weaker over time."''
48	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonUltraSunAndUltraMoon Pokémon Ultra Sun]]''
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50	->''"Thanks to their strong hold on life, dirty water doesn't bother them at all. [[ComMons They live in waters all over the world!]]"''
51	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokemonUltraSunAndUltraMoon Pokémon Ultra Moon]]''
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53	->''"[[LemonyNarrator A feeble, pitiful imbecile of a Pokémon]] that is nonetheless very hardy. Unperturbed by turbid water, [[ComMons it can be found living in all sorts of places]]."''
54	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''VideoGame/PokemonLegendsArceus''
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56	->''"Magikarp appears to be only capable of flopping about helplessly."''
57	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Browser]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''VideoGame/PokemonRanger''
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59	->''"[[SmallNameBigEgo He thinks he is king of PokéPark]], but all he does is Splash."''
60	-->--'''The PokéPark Pad on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''[[VideoGame/PokeParkWii PokéPark 2: Wonders Beyond]]''
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62	->''"[[ComMons Wherever there's a body of water, odds are you'll also find Magikarp]]. All it does is flop around, so it seems kinda weak, but it may in fact be hardier than it looks!"''
63	-->--'''The Photodex on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''VideoGame/NewPokemonSnap''
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65	->''"Magikarp, the Fish Pokémon. Magikarp can live in the dirtiest of water. It jumps very well and [[MagikarpPower can evolve into Gyarados]]."''
66	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesDiamondAndPearl'' ("[[Recap/PokemonS10E21YaSeeWeWantAnEvolution Ya See We Want An Evolution!]]")
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68	->''"Magikarp, the Fish Pokémon. Because all Magikarp seem to do is splash around, some consider them weak, but they're actually a hardy Pokémon that can survive in water no matter how dirty it is."''
69	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesXY'' ("[[Recap/PokemonS17E22GoingForTheGold Going for the Gold!]]")
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71	->''"Magikarp, the Fish Pokémon. A Water type. With neither strength nor speed, Magikarp is thought to be the weakest Pokémon of all."''
72	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium The Pokédex]] on [[MagikarpPower Magikarp]]''', ''Anime/PokemonJourneysTheSeries'' ("[[Recap/PokemonS23E24ALittleRocketRAndR A Little Rocket R & R!]]")
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74	!!Quotes about Other Joke Characters
75	->''Oops! You nearly chose to play as Claptrap. Close one! I know you didn't mean that! You didn't... did you?''
76	->>''Yes''
77	->''Hold on, you've met Claptrap, right? Annoyingly cheerful and talks a lot. You sure about this?''
78	->>''Yes''
79	->''Seriously? Claptrap?! You've heard about his weird Action Skill, right? This is really, REALLY what you want?''
80	-->-- ''VideoGame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''
81
82	->This is my moment! Vive la France!
83	->All of my training has led to this chance
84	->I benched ten Q-Tips, I ran five feet
85	->I did a half-pushup, victory will be sweet!
86	-->-- '''[=StarBomb=]''', ''[[VideoGame/PunchOut Glass Joe's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHtYUKY6Swg Title Fight]]''
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88	->''"Simply put, this is one hulking and fancy piece of machinery that has no business on the track. All the more reason to have it in Forza Motorsport 6 we say."''
89	-->-- ''[[VideoGame/ForzaMotorsport Forza Motorsport 6's]]'' description of the 2013 Cadillac XTS Limousine
90
91	->''"Conceptualized [[TakeThat in retaliation]] of Creator/{{SNK}}'s [[CaptainErsatz blatant ripoff]] of Creator/{{Capcom}}'s chacters, Dan Hibiki was always meant to be a complete joke."''
92	-->--'''Wiz''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle:'' [[Franchise/DragonBall Hercule Satan]] VS [[Franchise/StreetFighter Dan Hibiki]]
93
94	->''"Some graduate from the Academy through the trials of steel and will. Others accidentally wandered into the graduation ceremony on the way to the family farm. Guess which category you fall into."''
95	-->'''Touristmans''' class description, ''VideoGame/{{Dungeonmans}}''
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97	->''"Magma Rager?! Why would you play this card?"''
98	-->-- '''Arch-Thief Rafaam''', ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft''
99
100	->'''Johnny:''' Amy, Robotnik, and Eggrobo— they are all just pure shit, and the less I say about the Tails Doll, the better.\
101	'''Tails Doll:''' ''I heard that.''\
102	'''Johnny:''' Yeah, and I'll fuckin' say it again! ''YOU SUCK!''
103	-->-- WebVideo/SomecallmeJohnny reviewing ''VideoGame/SonicR''
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105	-> '''Tumblr user:''' Could we please get an explanation on [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88962 Zephyr Spirit]]? I get that bad cards have to exist but this one's so bad I think a lot of people's first impression was to assume it was a typo! What gives??\
106	'''Mark Rosewater:''' Every once in a while we want a creature so bad even the beginners get it’s bad.

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