Line #59 Quotes/HamToHamCombat


1	!!!Reviews
2	->'''Matt:''' Dredd screams out, ''[='=]IT’S A LIE![='=]I'' in a way only [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Stallone]] can as soon as the computer voice says his name...''[='=]THE EBIDENCE HAS BEED FOSSIFIED![='=]'' It is one of the all-time great Stallone Freakouts. I think maybe they wouldn’t have treated Dredd like a raving, murderous sociopath if his line of defense hadn’t been screaming ''[='=]I AM THE LAW![='=]'' [[CourtroomAntics in the middle of court]], but that’s just me.\
3	'''Chris''': [[Creator/ArmandAssante Assante]] must've been on set taking notes during the trial scene, because when it comes time for his flipout, he makes a run at going even bigger than Stallone. “YOU WANNA NEW BEGINNING?! I AM THENEWBEGINNIN!!“
4	-->--'''Matt Wilson and Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-judge-dredd-part-one/ on]] ''Film/JudgeDredd'' (1995)
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6	->''[[Creator/BrianBlessed (Brian) Blessed]] in particular puts a smile on my face from his first appearance to his last, so bold and brash (and yet capable of great moments of subtlety) that he can even blow Creator/ColinBaker off the screen...‘RETREAT? [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM KING YCARNOS OF THE KRONTEP!]]’ – man, Ycarnos rules. Why couldn’t this cuddly bear have been a companion? Imagine him and the sixth Doctor rattling about the universe? They would have to give out ear plugs wherever they visited.''
7	-->--'''[[https://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2013/12/mindwarp-written-by-philip-martin-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS23E2Mindwarp "Mindwarp"]]
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9	!!!Fiction
10	-> '''Warboss Gorgutz''': I am da 'biggest baddest warboss dere is!
11	-> '''Lord Crull''': Gorgutz! The titan is mine! Do you hear? MIIIINE!
12	-> '''Warboss Gorgutz''': You'ze a gretchin git! Da titan is mine. I got here first, ''I'' control da gate!
13	-> '''Lord Crull''': Don't be a fool! EVEN if you have the titan, you don't know how to operate it!
14	-> '''Warboss Gorgutz''': Da titan is worthless to me! Datz why I'm gonna pound it into scrap!
15	-> '''Lord Crull''': You ''can't!'' The titan Dominatus is one of the GRRREATEST warmachines ever constructed!
16	-> '''Warboss Gorgutz''': ''WRONG'' ya git! Da greatest warmachine is da ork Waaagh! We don't need no damn tinker 'traption to be strong! '''WE ''IZ'' STRONG!!''' Listen to 'em, screamin' wit' wun voice across da whole planet! '''''WAAAAAGH!!'''''
17	->'''Orks:''' '''''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!'''''
18	->'''Lord Crull:''' You'll regret this Gorgutz. I swear to you, I'LL RRRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, AND ''EEAAT'' YOUR ''EEEYES!!!'' ''All remaining units...'' '''''CHAAAARGE THE GAAAATE!!!!'''''
19	->'''World Eaters:''' '''''MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! DEATH TO THE ENEMY!'''''
20	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9r5OKlQIkk&feature=related Warboss Gorgutz and Lord Crull]]''', ''[[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Dawn of War: Winter Assault]]''
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22	->'''Hepcat's Dad''': You wanna be treated like a man? Then start acting like one!
23	->'''Hepcat:''' I didn't tell you that I quit the football team because I didn't think you'd understand my poetry!
24	->'''Hepcat's Dad''': Again with the car! I work damn hard to put food on the table!
25	->'''Hepcat''': Because I like my friends, Dad! And I don't care if you think they're from the wrong side of the tracks!
26	->'''Hepcat's Dad''': Okay, so I had an affair! Are you going to torture me for the rest of my life over it?
27	->'''Hepcat''': Ricky died in a plane crash, '''Dad! I'm not... my older... brother!
28	->'''Hepcat's Dad''': Get the hell out of here!
29	->'''Hepcat: With pleasure!'''
30	-->--'''''Series/TheState''''', '''"Hepcat"''', [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext transcribed without omissions]]
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32	->'''[[TheHero Simon]]:''' [[VerbThis EAT THIS!]]
33	->'''[[BigBad Anti-Spiral]]:''' [[BigNever NNNEEEEEVEEEEEEERR!!!]]
34	-->--'''''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'''''
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36	-> [[spoiler:'''Marker-Nicole''']]: Thank you Isaac... now, '''time to die.'''
37	-> '''Isaac''': ''What?''
38	-> [[spoiler:'''Marker-Nicole''']]: Yours is the last body we need to be reborn! ''THE MAKERS MUST BE ABSORBED!!!''
39	-> '''Isaac''': The makers? '''YOU MEAN ME?!''' But Stross said we could destroy the Marker!
40	-> [[spoiler:'''Marker-Nicole''']]: '''NOT IF WE CONSUME YOU FIRST!'''
41	-> '''Isaac''': GODDAMNIT, I TRUSTED YOU! '''YOU KNOW WHAT!?''' '''FUCK YOU!''' '''''AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!'''''
42	-->-- The final boss fight in ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''
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44	-> '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy]]''': Daw daw daaaw daw, daw daw daw daw-
45	-> '''VideoGame/DukeNukem''': whistling
46	-> '''Heavy''': I SPY WITH MY [[FunetikAksent LITTUL]] EYE!
47	-> '''Duke Nukem''': ''Stop eyeballing me.''
48	-> '''Heavy''': NO! EvilLaugh
49	-> '''Duke Nukem''': ''[[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry You're pissing me off]]''.
50	-> '''Heavy''': '''[[LargeHam I AM DOOOOK NOOOKCUMB!]]'''
51	-> '''Duke Nukem''': ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done!]]'' ''Quit wasting my time!''
52	-> '''Heavy''': [[TemptingFate FIGHT ME, COWARD!]]
53	-> '''Duke Nukem''': ''[[BadassBoast I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!]]''
54	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0is24FA8Qg4 HEAVY IS DUKE NUKEM]]
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56	-> '''Skeletor:''' ''YOU!'' You will no longer stand between me and my destiny...
57	-> '''He-Man:''' But, I will. I told you before, this is always between us.
58	-> '''Skeletor:''' I ache to smash you out of existance. To drive the memory of your face out of my mind forever...
59	-> '''He-Man:''' ''ENOUGH TALK!''
60	-> '''Skeletor:''' ''YES!'' Let this be... ''our FinalBattle!''
61	-->-- ''Film/MastersOfTheUniverse''
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63	->'''Megamind:''' In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!\
64	'''Metro Man:''' You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!\
65	'''Megamind:''' Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!\
66	'''Metro Man:''' Justice is a non-corrosive metal!\
67	'''Megamind:''' But metals can be melted, by the heat of re-''[[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable vahnge]]''!\
68	'''Metro Man:''' It's ''revenge'', and it's best served ''[[BestServedCold cold!]]''\
69	'''Megamind:''' But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!\
70	'''Metro Man:''' Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!\
71	'''Megamind:''' [[OverlyLongGag Maybe I got an extended warranty!]]\
72	'''Metro Man:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Warranties are invalid, if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!]]\
73	'''Roxanne:''' Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
74	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}''
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76	->'''Ragna''': JUST DIE!
77	->'''Hazama''': HAHAHAHA! DIE, ALREADY!
78	-->-- '''Your average Ragna vs. Hazama match''', ''VideoGame/BlazBlue''
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80	->''Agonyyy! Far more greater than'' yours!
81	-->-- '''Rapunzel's Prince''', ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods''
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83	->'''[[BadassBookworm Pearl]]''': Let this be the perfect battle.\
84	'''[[NoIndoorVoice Holo-Pearl]]''': YOU'VE ALREADY MADE A MISTAKE BY CHALLENGING MEEEE!\
85	'''Pearl''': Haha! We shall let our swords decide.\
86	'''[[TheGadfly Amethyst]]''': [[LampshadeHanging Neeeeeerd!]]
87	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'''
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89	->'''The Doctor:''' ''[mouths]'' Donna...?\
90	'''Donna:''' ''[mouths]'' Doctor!\
91	'''The Doctor:''' ''[mouths]'' W-Wh... [[BigWhat What]]...?\
92	'''Donna:''' ''[mouths]'' [[BigOMG Oh... my... GOD!]]\
93	'''The Doctor:''' ''[mouths]'' H-... How?! \
94	'''Donna:''' ''[points to self, mouths]'' [[CaptainObvious It's me]]! \
95	'''The Doctor:''' ''[gesturing while mouthing]'' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, I can see that]]! \
96	'''Donna:''' ''[thumbs up, mouths]'' Oh, this is ''brilliant!'' \
97	'''The Doctor:''' ''[points at Donna, mouths]'' ... what the hell are ''you'' doing ''there?!''\
98	'''Donna:''' ''[mouths]'' I was looking... ''[points at the Doctor]'' for you! \
99	'''The Doctor:''' ''[looking confused, points to self, mouths]'' What for? \
100	'''Donna:''' ''[gesturing, mouths]'' I read it on the Internet... crept along... heard them talking... ''[Donna ducks down and slowly pops back up to illustrate her point]'' ... YOU! ''[gestures to Miss Foster, but stops as she notices her [[OhCrap looking directly at them]]]''\
101	'''[[MonsterOfTheWeek Miss Foster]]:''' ''[out loud]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Are we interrupting you]]? \
102	'''The Doctor:''' ''[nods head to the left, mouths]'' RUN!!
103	-->-- ''Franchise/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E1PartnersInCrime Partners in Crime]]"[[note]]This entire conversation takes place from behind a door and a window on opposite sides of Foster's office, making it the first ''silent'' example of this trope.[[/note]]
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105	->[[AC:'''Riot''': Venom...''GET in '''the ROCKET!'''''\
106	'''Venom''': '''''[[BigNo NO!]]''''' ''We'' won't let you ''DESTROY this world!''\
107	'''Riot''': ...THEN '''''DIE!''''']]
108	-->-- '''Venom''' and '''Riot''' before battling, ''Film/Venom2018''
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110	->'''The Redeemer:''' Idiot mutant! You dare to insult my crown of all-cleansing fire? I am aflame with zeal for the faith!
111	->'''Mutant Leader:''' I like your style! Last time I met a psycho like you I ate him!
112	->'''The Redeemer:''' Blasphemer! ''Cannibal!'' '''Rejoice''' that I cleanse you with the sword of redemption! That your sinful existence will be snuffed out!
113	-->--''ComicBook/TheRedeemer''
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115	->'''[[DirtyCop Murray]]:''' ''Fuck off out of my face, [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain halal breath]], or I'll come down on you like September 11th!''\
116	'''[[HotBlooded Rocky]]:''' ''Yeah?! And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!!''\
117	'''Murray:''' Today's me '''[[ABirthdayNotABreak FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY]]!!''' '''I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!'''
118	-->--''Series/{{Pizza}}''
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120	->'''Richter Belmont''': Die, ''monster!'' You don't belong in this world!\
121	'''{{Dracula}}''': It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by ''[[HumansAreTheRealMonsters humans]]'' who wished to pay ''me'' tribute!\
122	'''Richter''': Tribute!? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!\
123	'''Dracula''': Perhaps the same could be said of ''all'' religions.\
124	'''Richter''': Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as ''you!''\
125	'''Dracula''': What is a man? A miserable little pile of ''secrets!'' But enough talk… '''have at you!'''
126	-->-- The [[NarmCharm original English intro]] for ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight''
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