Line #100 Quotes/FanonDiscontinuity


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5	->'''Keroro''': Now, do you have any questions?\
6	'''Tamama''': I don't know... this sounds a lot like that Wet-traman operation from the other day...\
7	''(Keroro gets an weird look on his face and pauses whilst an image of Wet-traman appears in the background)''\
8	'''Keroro''': Okay!! Men... let's go recruit some beasts!!...\
9	'''Tamama''': I knew it... he's going to pretend it didn't happen...
10	-->--''Manga/SgtFrog'', ''Encounter 67 -- The Charge of The Animal Brigade''
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13	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
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15	->'''''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII AERITH LIVES]]'''''
16	-->-- Graffiti on an alley wall, ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''
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19	[[folder:Magazines]]
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21	->''"''[[{{Recap/DoctorWho30thASDimensionsInTime}} Dimensions in Time]]''... we don't like to talk about that."''
22	-->--''Magazine/DoctorWhoMagazine''
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25	[[folder:Music]]
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27	->''"[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Gwen Stacy]] isn't dead, she's [[HesJustHiding only sleeping,]]\
28	And ComicBook/{{Elektra}} isn't [[FaceHeelTurn evil or insane.]]\
29	And those bastards in the Pentagon can't really [[ComicBook/IdentityCrisis2004 kill Sue Dibny,]]\
30	No more than they could kill off Lois Lane"''
31	--> -- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te0smsBSu1s Four-Color Love Story]]'' by the Metasciences
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34	[[folder:Video Games]]
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36	->''"The events of this game are absolutely 100% canonical, [[LampshadeHanging unless you didn't like them]]. In that case, [[DelusionConclusion it was all a dream]]."''
37	-->---'''End Credits Disclaimer''', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime''
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40	[[folder:Web Animation]]
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42	-> '''Yahtzee''': ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite'' is a retread, but it's the good kind of retread that uses a formula that works to explore new ideas, and it's a worthy sequel to [[VideoGame/BioShock1 the original!]]\
43	'''Viewer:''' Don't you mean ''[[VideoGame/BioShock2 second]]'' sequel, Yahtzee?\
44	''{{beat}}''\
45	'''Yahtzee:''' '''''[[GetOut GET OUT.]]'''''
46	-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
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49	[[folder:Web Original]]
50	->''Just like ''Film/RockyV'', ''Film/AnotherFortyEightHours'', ''Film/CaddyshackII'', ''Another Film/MidnightRun'', ''Film/{{Fletch}} 2'', ''Made'', ''Film/SlapShot II: Breaking the Ice'', the final season of ''[[Series/BeverlyHills90210 90210]]'' and everything else, ''Film/TheNextKarateKid'' never happened.''
51	-->--'''Creator/BillSimmons''' on the '[[http://espn.go.com/page2/movies/s/simmons/020830.html Holy Trilogy of the 'Karate Kid']]
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53	->''At this point, it'd be best to pretend that the series died out for a while shortly after the release of this game. We all know that's not true, of course, but when you look at the truth, with its convoluted plot, lame characters, and kart racing, who can blame somebody for wanting to stretch the truth a little?''
54	-->-- ''Website/HardcoreGaming101'', on the direction the ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' franchise took after ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat3 Mortal Kombat Trilogy]]''
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56	->''The Beast is an abomination that we like to pretend doesn't exist''
57	-->-- '''Website/TFWikiDotNet''' on [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Beast_(G1) the Beast]].
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59	->''I recognize canon has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.''
60	-->-- '''Unsourced quote circulating around Website/{{Tumblr}}, paraphrasing Nick Fury's memorable line from ''Film/TheAvengers2012'''''
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62	->''"Simply saying that evangelicals, like Buck, recite those first two verses without ever mentioning the third doesn't fully convey how emphatically they reject what Ephesians 2:10 has to say. They treat this verse like the 13th floor of a hotel. It's not part of their canon. I have sat through at least a half dozen sermons in evangelical churches during which the preacher read the first nine verses of this chapter and then launched into a condemnation of the evil works-righteousness of the evil good-works faction, concluding with, "So let's pick up reading at verse 11 …"''
63	-->--'''Fred Clark''' on Calvinist preachers and ''[[Literature/LeftBehind Tribulation Force]]'', [[https://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2009/06/12/tf-skip-verse-10/ Slacktivist]]
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65	->''The first rule of this blog is we do not talk about Fightbolts.''\
66	''[[Film/FightClub The second rule of this blog]] is [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WE. DO NOT. TALK. ABOUT. FIGHTBOLTS.]]''
67	-->'''fuckyeahthunderbolts''', [[https://fuckyeahthunderbolts.tumblr.com/post/30959670190/fightbolts on a very poorly planned]] ReTool of ''Comicbook/{{Thunderbolts}}''
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70	[[folder:Web Video]]
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72	->'''Cashier:''' Okay, that's the ''Franchise/{{Rocky}}'' giftset. That's going to be $49.99.\
73	'''Sports Guy:''' Uh, we have a question. I don't want to pay for ''Film/RockyV''. I like to pretend that ''Rocky V'' never happened.
74	-->-- ''Creator/TheSportsGuy'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkMRo5aEmo "Never Happened"]]
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76	->You'll have to ''cut my balls with rusty shears drenched in vinegar'' before I'd admit that [[Film/IndianaJonesandtheKingdomoftheCrystalSkull the fourth movie]] is part of the saga!
77	-->-- ''WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier'' on Indiana Jones
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79	->'''Wolverine:''' What about ComicBook/{{Onslaught}}?\
80	'''Beast:''' We [[LampshadeHanging just pretend that never happened]]... for the Professor's sake.
81	-->-- ''Comicbook/XMen: [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/257930 Revisiting Profit]]''
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83	->Ugh, I'm going to pretend this never happened, alongside most of ''[[Anime/YuGiOhGX GX]]'', some of ''[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds 5D's]]'' and ALL of ''[[Anime/YuGiOhZexal ZEXAL]]''.
84	-->-- '''Kaiba''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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86	->Wait, no, I don't remember that season happening. Selective amnesia!
87	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''', on Season 5 of ''Series/{{Chuck}}'', in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Pw3MP5CVk review of Golden Films' "Anastasia"]]
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89	->'''Meninist:''' Oh, you're from the Ghostbusters religion. You know the [[Film/GhostbustersII second film]] doesn't count, right?\
90	'''Fangirl:''' Oh, you want the ''orthodox'' denomination. They don't believe in the second film either.\
91	'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Ghostbusters priest:]]''' Now, that's not true. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything We believe it was made. We believe it said some good things. But we do not believe it's the word of the ghostbusters.]]
92	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/Ghostbusters2016'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORS3CqPTgDg review]]
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94	->"HOLY SHIT A GHOST! La la la, I can't hear you, [[KilledOffForReal you're supposed to be dead]]! [...] Maybe I will review "Christmas Guy", maybe I won't. Creator/SethMacFarlane may have brought Brian back, but he's still dead to me.
95	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''', on Brian Griffin's appearance in "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Fresh Heir]]" and riffing on the fact he was [[BackFromTheDead brought back to life]] after only two episodes of being KilledOffForReal.
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97	->"If you stay away from seasons 6 through 8, you'll probably have a good time with Spongebob. There are definitely some gems in those seasons, like "Planet of the Jellyfish" [...] but it's probably worth cutting them out if it means you'll miss out on things like the "Pet Sitter Pat"'s. Or the..."Are You Happy Now?"'s. That episode is just...depressing. And I've talked enough about 'Truth or Square.'"
98	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' on [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Spongebob]] and its SeasonalRot.
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100	->'''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz:''' Well, it's been a wild ride. For the past 4 years, I've played through each of the classic [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic games]], [[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles and now, I've reached the final one.]]\
101	(The boxes for ''[[VideoGame/Sonic3DFlickiesIsland Sonic 3D]]'', ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogSpinball Sonic Spinball]]'', and ''VideoGame/KnucklesChaotix'' appear on screen.)\
102	'''Scott''': [[TranquilFury The FINAL one!]]
103	-->--''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', "Sonic & Knuckles \| Locked and Loaded"
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105	->'''Dr. Jerry Attricks''': That tennis thing with big Luigi.\
106	'''Scott:''' That game doesn't exist. it would be on the news.
107	-->--''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', referring to ''VideoGame/MarioTennis: Ultra Smash'', "VideoGame/ChibiRobo Zip Lash \| The Darkest Age of Nintendo"
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109	->'''Fred:''' ''VideoGame/MassEffect'' is a series of three games-\
110	'''Seb (offscreen):''' Four!\
111	-beat-\
112	'''Fred:''' ''Three.''
113	-->--''WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZYwMebHTE Games That Left An Impression On Me]]"
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115	->''I really wished this season did not exist. It was very bad.''
116	-->--'''WebVideo/PieGuyRulz''' on [[SeasonalRot Season 6]] of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''.
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118	->'''Nostalgia Critic''': [stares in disbelief after watching the Spinosaurus murder the [[MemeticMutation Motherfucking T-Rex]]] [[RapidFireNo No...no. No no no no no!]] That didn't just happen. That didn't just happen! That was ''The Motherfucking T-Rex!'' Nobody outdoes the ''The Motherfucking T-Rex!'' Who's this bitch who think's she's the ''The Motherfucking T-Rex!'' She's not the ''The Motherfucking T-Rex!'' In the poster for Transformers 4: The Splonging of the Dong! That's not a dinosaur that looks like Daffy Duck's beak after it got shot! It's the ''The Motherfucking T-Rex!'' It's like trying to replace Batman with Super-Duper-Better-Man it's like there are some things you do not fuck around with!
119	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Jurassic Park III Review''
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121	->''It's hard to put into words just how much it hurts me to say this, but...at the same time, it does need to be said. The second-worst anime of the year is without a shred of doubt in my mind...a show that does not exist. They never made it. It's not real, and it can't hurt me.''
122	-->--'''WebVideo/MothersBasement''', on naming ''Manga/ThePromisedNeverland'' Season 2 one of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EDqXuSaRc "Top 5 WORST ANIME of 2021"]]
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124	->'''[[WesternAnimation/IceAge Sid the Sloth]]:''' Whoa, it's an underground world filled with prehistoric creatures! I've never seen that before!\
125	'''[[Franchise/StarWars General Grievous]]:''' What about [[WesternAnimation/IceAgeDawnOfTheDinosaurs that time when]]-\
126	'''Sid the Sloth:''' '''I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.'''
127	-->--''WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions'', "Grievous and Sid - Episode 1"
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130	[[folder:Western Animation]]
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132	->'''Comic Book Guy:''' It can't be! It's as if Franchise/{{Superman}} moved to [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Gotham City]]!\
133	'''Martin:''' Which he did in ''World's Finest Comics'' #94. See?\
134	'''Comic Book Guy:''' That was an imaginary story dreamt by Jimmy Olsen after he was kicked in the head by {{ComicBook/Supergirl}}'s horse Comet. It never really happened.\
135	'''Bart:''' None of these things ever ''really'' happened.\
136	'''Comic Book Guy:''' ''(beat)'' [[GetOut Get out of my store.]]
137	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Husbands and Knives"
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139	->'''Yakko Warner:''' If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.\
140	'''Dot Warner:''' If the actors in our show made you mad, it'll be okay if you look at it this way.\
141	'''Yakko Warner:''' That you had but slumbered here while these visions did appear.\
142	'''Dot Warner:''' You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.
143	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', in a recitation of ''Creator/WilliamShakespeare's Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream'', translated by Dot for those viewers who, [[CloudCuckoolander like Yakko]], [[TalkativeLoon have no idea what he's saying]].
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146	[[folder:Real Life]]
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148	->''You will believe a man can fly after watching [[Film/SupermanTheMovie the first movie]]. You will enjoy Kryptonian villainy in [[Film/SupermanII the second movie]]. You will shrug at everything in [[Film/SupermanIII the third movie]] except [[BestKnownForTheFanservice the toothsome Annette O'Toole]] as Lana Lang. They didn't make [[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace a fourth one]]. No, they didn't. [[AllJustADream No, that was a dream.]] (I like Batman better anyway.)''
149	-->--''Truth & Justice'' bibliography entry, by Chad Underkoffler.
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