1 | ->'''Loveless''': ''(while crushing Jim West with one of his mechanical legs)'' You expect to kill me with that pea-shooter?\ |
2 | '''Artemis Gordon''': If I have to, yes.\ |
3 | '''Loveless''': Then why is it I am not afraid...?\ |
4 | '''Jim West''': ''(strained)'' Shoot...him...Gordon! ''Shoot him!''\ |
5 | ''(Artemis Gordon fires ''one'' bullet from a very small handgun. It connects with a very small "tink")''\ |
6 | '''Loveless''': [[TemptingFate After all that, you missed?]]\ |
7 | '''Artemis Gordon''': Actually, I didn't.\ |
8 | ''(Loveless looks down, noticing his mechanical legs are leaking hydraulic fluid and are breaking down underneath him.)'' |
9 | -->--''Film/WildWildWest'' |
10 | |
11 | ->'''Thomas''': Brother, you can't hit shit!\ |
12 | '''Ray''': It's not shit I was ''aiming'' at!.. |
13 | -->--''VideoGame/CallOfJuarezBoundInBlood'' |
14 | |
15 | ->''"See? The human cannot hit a simple target!"'' ''[looks down, to see a ruptured, hissing gas pipe...that explodes]'' '''''"Ahh! Ooghah! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"''''' |
16 | -->--'''Extremely Unfortunate Krogan''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' |
17 | |
18 | ->'''Captain Amelia''': Did you actually ''aim'' for that?\ |
19 | '''Dr. Doppler''': You know, actually, I ''did''! |
20 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet'' |
21 | |
22 | ->'''Señor Senior Jr.''': Why did you not simply aim the laser at their bodies?\ |
23 | '''Señor Senior Sr.''': [[ContractualGenreBlindness Junior, if you do not understand the traditions of villainy, I have failed as a father.]] |
24 | -->--''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' |
25 | |
26 | ->'''Goku:''' HA! You missed.\ |
27 | '''Freeza:''' Or did I?\ |
28 | '''Goku:''' [[SarcasmBlind Yeah, you did.]]\ |
29 | '''Frieza:''' Well, no, I really didn't -\ |
30 | '''Goku:''' You see? Not a hole on me.\ |
31 | '''Freeza:''' I wasn't ''trying'' to -\ |
32 | '''Goku:''' You should really work on your aim!\ |
33 | '''Freeza:''' You know what? I'm not going to say ''anything''. I'm just going to let this next part be a surprise.\ |
34 | '''Goku:''' What part - ''*LAVA COLUMN!*'' [=WHOAHOTLAVA=]! |
35 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Android 17:''' Um, I stopped dodging. Seriously, are you even trying to hit me?\ |
38 | '''Piccolo''': No!\ |
39 | '''Android 17''': The hell do you mean "no"? ''(Looks around at the minefield now surrounding him)'' Oh. ''Oh.'' [[OhCrap Ohhhhh shit.]]\ |
40 | '''Piccolo''': [[CallingYourAttacks Hellzone Grenade!]] ''[[ReverseShrapnel (energy balls converge on 17)]]''\ |
41 | '''Android 17''': ''(Thinking)'' Oh man, it's [[AwesomeMcCoolname even got a cool name!]]\ |
42 | ''[[StuffBlowingUp (EXPLOSION)]]'' |
43 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' |
44 | |
45 | ->'''The Hood:''' It's not me you're angry at, Alan. \ |
46 | '''Alan:''' It's not you I'm aiming at. ''(shoots the console behind the Hood)'' |
47 | -->-- ''Film/{{Thunderbirds}}'' |
48 | |
49 | ->"You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!" (''cannon shot hits a mountain, burying the entire invading Hun army in an avalanche'') |
50 | -->-- '''Mushu''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'' |
51 | |
52 | ->'''Tycho:''' Ha! Nice shot! Might want to work on your aim, though.\ |
53 | '''Assistant:''' Mr. Tycho! She wasn't firing at you! She was aiming for the central core!\ |
54 | '''Tycho:''' But that's impossible! How could she possibly—?\ |
55 | '''Kara:''' (thinking) I don't need to speak their language to know that I guessed right. |
56 | -->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/LastDaughterOfKrypton'' |
57 | |
58 | ->'''Scamp:''' Gotta work on your aim a little bit there, Callisto.\ |
59 | '''Miles:''' I wasn't aiming at you. |
60 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/MilesFromTomorrowland'' |
61 | |
62 | ->'''Iron Man:''' Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. Tired of shooting golf?\ |
63 | '''Hawkeye:''' Well, I played 18, shot 18... just can't seem to miss.\ |
64 | ''(Hawkeye looses a pair of explosive arrows at Iron Man, which... actually do miss, Iron Man blasting them easily)''\ |
65 | '''Iron Man:''' ...Huh, first time for everything.\ |
66 | '''Hawkeye:''' Made you look.\ |
67 | ''(cue Scarlet Witch burying an unguarded Iron Man under an avalanche of cars)'' |
68 | -->-- ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'' |
69 | |
70 | ->'''Spider-Man''': What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me yet!\ |
71 | '''The Vulture''': Yeah, but then again... I wasn't even trying to. |
72 | -->--''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'' |
73 | |
74 | ->'''Remington''': ''*observing the holes in his cape*'' NotBad. Shame the third one missed me though.\ |
75 | '''Eva''': ''*smirking*'' Really?\ |
76 | '''Remington''': Huh? ''*looks back to see the tower behind him beginning to collapse*'' What the-?! ''*screams as he barely dodges out of the way*'' |
77 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Wakfu}}'', "[[Recap/WakfuS2E2Rubilaxia Rubilaxia]]" |
78 | |
79 | ->'''The Instructor:''' ''(as Bart nails four out of five targets with a grenade launcher)'' Four out of five, Simpson. Impressive. But you missed your last target.\ |
80 | '''Bart:''' ''(slyly)'' Did I?\ |
81 | ''(Cut to Springfield Elementary. Principal Skinner is standing next to the smoldering crater that was his car.)''\ |
82 | '''Nelson:''' (from the school window) Ha ha! |
83 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E25TheSecretWarOfLisaSimpson The Secret War Of Lisa Simpson]] |
84 | |
85 | ->'''Dollmaker:''' ''"Ha! You missed me!"''\ |
86 | '''Catherine Grant:''' (now untied) ''"She wasn't aiming for you, you little bastard."'' |
87 | -->-- ''ComicBook/DayOfTheDollmaker'' |
88 | |
89 | -> '''Theo''': Uh... I think you missed. |
90 | -> '''Belle''': Oh... did I? |
91 | -> ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext The coconuts start spinning around Theo, destroying any bots that get near.]]'' |
92 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/MetaRunner'' |
93 | |
94 | ->''[As Mal is firing warning shots at the posse with expert precision:]''\ |
95 | '''Posse Member:''' Let's go, he ain't hittin' nothin'!\ |
96 | '''Sheriff Langston:''' You idiot, he's hit ''everything he's aimed at''! |
97 | -->-- ''Film/{{Silverado}}'' |
98 | |
99 | ->''(Manboy throws a wrench at Buttercup, but it gets lodged a pipe right next to her)'' |
100 | ->'''Buttercup:''' Ha! Missed! |
101 | ->''(the pipe ruptures and blinds her with steam)'' |
102 | ->'''Buttercup:''' [[{{Pun}} AAH! MIST!]] |
103 | -->--''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls2016'', "Man Up 2: Still Man-ing" |
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