Line #235 Quotes/EvilerThanThou


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
4	->''You honestly think I would join forces with a second-rate dilettante like you?''
5	-->-- '''Frieza''' to Frost, ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''
6
7	->'''Allura:''' You're a monster, just like your father!\
8	'''Lotor:''' That old fool? Why, I'm ''twice'' the monster he is!
9	-->--''Anime/{{Voltron}}''
10
11	[[/folder]]
12
13	[[folder:Fan Works]]
14	->It was now [[LegionOfDoom the Legion]] realized that their dreams of conquest and avarice were pipe dreams: goals never meant to be truly fulfilled. They were as wild children playing at the game of evil.\
15	The Legion was not evil.\
16	Their exploits were never evil.\
17	Up until this point, the Legion had never known evil...\
18	''...for evil now stood before them.''
19	-->-- ''Fanfic/ChallengeOfTheSuperFriendsTheEnd''
20
21	-> ''Look at you. The mighty [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Fire Lord]]. You believe yourself to be the leader of a great nation, but you know nothing of true power. You've squandered countless resources, believing only your country's to be necessary. You've choked this entire world with meaningless blood. I assure you, I will not make the same mistake. I will use what's left of this world to construct my own empire that will expand countless worlds!\
22	I will drain the Fire Nation dry of everything it has before I do the same with the rest of this pitiful planet! Thank you for your help, Ozai, but I no longer require your aid. Goodbye.''
23	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003 Shredder]]''', ''Fanfic/WorldsCollideTMNT''
24
25	-> ''Long have we been in hiding, ruling from the shadows! ''Too'' long! [[Anime/CodeGeass The Britannian Empire]] has forgotten its place, believing in false power to be true might! All due to the treachery of Charles zi Britannia! But that is about to change. No more disguises! No more mercy! The time has come to remind this world who its ''true'' masters are!\
26	'''DECEPTICONS, TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!'''''
27	-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Megatron]]''' before assaulting Britannia's capital city of Pendragon and subsequently destroying the empire itself, ''Fanfic/CodePrime''
28	[[/folder]]
29
30	[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
31	->''"What fools are these, so weary of life... that they take the name of the Shredder -- MY name -- in vain?"''
32	-->-- '''Ch'rell''' has a dim view of his 80s counterpart, ''WesternAnimation/TurtlesForever''
33
34	->'''[[CardCarryingVillain Megamind]]:''' You can take me to jail now.\
35	'''[[BewareTheSuperman Tighten]]:''' Oh no, no, no. I was thinking more like the morgue. You're '''Dead'''!\
36	'''Megamind:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa! This [[EvenEvilHasStandards isn't how you play the game]].\
37	'''Tighten:''' GAME OVER.
38	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}''
39	[[/folder]]
40
41	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
42	->''"The Mongols can wait a while. We have a more dangerous enemy. An enemy who is closer and more cruel. An enemy we could not buy our souls from with ransom - the Germans."''
43	-->--'''Alexander Nevsky''', ''Film/AlexanderNevsky''
44
45	->’’”Your ambition is little, born of childish need. We look beyond the Earth to greater worlds the Tesseract will unveil."''
46	-->--'''The Other''' to '''ComicBook/{{Loki}}''', ''Film/TheAvengers2012''
47
48	->'''Nazi Officer:''' Berlin is on this map!?\
49	'''Johann Schmidt:''' So it is.\
50	'''Nazi Officer:''' You will be punished for your insolence! You will be brought before [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler the Fuhrer]] himself! ''(Schmidt kills all the Nazi officers with his tesseract cannon)''\
51	'''Johann Schmidt:''' My apologies, doctor, but we both knew Hydra could grow no further in Hitler’s shadow. HAIL HYDRA.
52	-->-- ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''
53
54	->''"All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is MY city."''
55	-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
56
57	->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive John Daggett]]:''' [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney I paid you a small fortune]].\
58	'''ComicBook/{{Bane}}:''' [[MoneyIsNotPower And this gives you]] ''[[MoneyIsNotPower power]]'' [[MoneyIsNotPower over me?]]\
59	'''Daggett:''' What is this?\
60	'''Bane:''' [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness Your money and infrastructure have been important... until now.]]\
61	'''Daggett:''' What are you?\
62	'''Bane:''' I'm Gotham's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!\
63	'''Daggett:''' (''whimpering'') [[YouMonster You're pure evil!]]\
64	'''Bane:''' I'm ''necessary'' evil!
65	-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''
66
67	->'''Ronan the Accuser''': I only ask that you take this matter seriously.\
68	'''ComicBook/{{Thanos}}''': The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
69	-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''
70
71	->''"I'm number one, you're number two. We're criminals at large, but I'm at larger than you."''
72	-->-- '''Constantine''', [[RunningGag the world's most dangerous frog]], ''Film/MuppetsMostWanted''
73
74	->''You may think you're bad\
75	But darling, I am badder\
76	Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in\
77	Being just a has-been, a wannabe villain?\
78	You're a garter snake and\
79	I'm a big puff adder\
80	Face it, I am so much badder than you''
81	-->-- ''Film/Disenchanted2022'', ''"Badder"''
82
83	->''"I met the devil tonight. Honestly, I always thought it was me...so that's kind of disappointing."''
84	-->-- '''Cipher''', ''Film/FastX''
85	[[/folder]]
86
87	[[folder:Literature]]
88	->Evil in all its myriad forms was no stranger to Targeno. Indeed, he'd courted it, wallowed in it, and had even, at times, enjoyed its seductive influence. But as he stared at Peter Carenza, he knew that he had just met something that transcended mere evil.\
89	The image of a black rose, unfolding like a dark galaxy, appeared inexplicably in his minds eye as he stared into the face of the rough beast that slouched towards all the new Bethlehems.
90	-->-- ''Literature/TheBloodOfTheLamb''
91
92	->''Farewell, friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou.''
93	-->-- '''[[EvilWeapon Stormbringer]]''', ''Literature/TheElricSaga''
94
95	->''You are not Evil. That it what irritates me most about you, [[VillainProtagonist Catherine]]. You just ape the methods, reassuring yourself your intentions are still Good. You act like your Name is a weapon and ignore that it has a meaning. [[BlackKnight Your master]] is the same. Lord Black, fear of the continent. He is a rat hiding at the center of maze of traps he spent decades building. Dangerous, perhaps, but behind all the tricks he is weak. No matter how clever the traps, they will not save him from a boot. You shy away from what you are, Foundling, and Creation abhors such spineless dithering. I know what I am. I embrace it, because that is what a villain is. That is why I have power...''
96	-->-- '''[[TheRival Akua Sahelian]],''' ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'', [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2016/12/07/chapter-47-and-justice-for-all/ Chapter 47]]
97
98	->[[OhMyGods Gods Below]], act Evil for once in your life. It's like it's a hobby with you people.
99	-->-- '''[[TheCaligula Kairos Theodosian, Tyrant of Helike]],''' ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'', [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2016/12/28/interlude-precipitation/ Interlude: Precipitation]]
100
101	->'''[[TheCaligula Kairos]]:''' Your play there spoiled my amusement. I was a sennight away from making a dragon from the bones of their fallen. I was going to crash it into the citadel and demand their surrender.\
102	'''[[PragmaticVillainy Black]]:''' You would have been repulsed.\
103	'''Kairos:''' That's the problem with Praesi, these days. You worry too much about things like victory and defeat.\
104	'''Black:''' No worry would have been necessary on your part. Victory would have been yours if your host had assaulted the walls instead of retreating.\
105	'''Kairos:''' [[ForTheEvulz And how boring that would have been]]. I take no handouts from the Tower, Carrion Lord.\
106	'''Black:''' [[EnemyMine We have enemies in common]]. Dismissing the possibility of common striving against them is counterproductive.\
107	'''Kairos:''' You don't have a pattern of three against the White Knight, do you?\
108	'''Black:''' Neither do you.\
109	'''Kairos:''' Someone's hourglass is running out. Regretting taking that apprentice, are we?\
110	'''Black:''' My decision has never been more justified.\
111	'''Kairos:''' Spineless. You lack rage, BlackKnight. If you were any more resigned to your fate you'd be licking the boots of the Heavens.\
112	'''Black:''' There is a difference between acknowledging the possibility of failure and embracing the outcome.\
113	'''Kairos:''' That you even accept the chance of defeat is disgusting, [[GoshDarnItToHeck if you'll forgive my language]], much less that [[ThanatosGambit you plan for it]]. You are a villain. We do not go gently into the night.\
114	'''Black:''' There are graveyards full of men who thought the same. They died having accomplished nothing.\
115	'''Kairos:''' You're scribbling on sand and calling it a legacy. Nothing that happens before or after you matters – only the decisions you make now. And those I see you make? I find lacking.\
116	'''Black:''' Means are irrelevant. Results dictate all else.\
117	'''Kairos:''' I despise you and everything you stand for from the bottom of my heart. Shall we work together?
118	-->-- ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil,'' [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2017/07/03/villainous-interlude-stormfront/ Villainous Interlude: Stormfront]]
119	[[/folder]]
120
121	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
122	->'''Dalek:''' All inferior creatures are to be considered the enemy of the Daleks and destroyed.\
123	'''Davros:''' No, wait! Those men are scientists, they can help you! Let them live! Have pity!\
124	'''Dalek:''' "Pity?" I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
125	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E4GenesisOfTheDaleks Genesis of the Daleks]]"
126
127	->''"Cybermen have been exterminated! DALEKS ARE SUPREME!"''
128	-->-- '''Dalek Sec''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday Doomsday]]"
129
130	->''To me you all score zero\
131	My name is Emperor Nero\
132	Evil men you're not\
133	I’m the worstest of the lot''
134	-->-- '''UsefulNotes/{{Nero}}''', "Evil Emperors Song", ''Series/HorribleHistories''
135
136	->''"I hear you're wicked. Well, I'm much worse."''
137	-->-- '''Peter Pan''', ''Series/OnceUponATime''
138
139	->''"The problem with trying to be the bad guy, there's always someone worse."''
140	-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest''
141
142	->'''Creator/DonaldTrump:''' Zimbabwe, there's a new sheriff in town!\
143	'''Robert Mugabe:''' Wait, is this Donald Trump?\
144	'''Donald Trump:''' Yes.\
145	'''Robert Mugabe:''' You think you are big tough dictator? I will rip out your spine and drink from your ''skull!'' You cannot even walk downstairs you little ''white '''bitch!''''' Don't you ever call Zimbabwe again!
146	-->-- ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZOF9q5fzfs "Oval Office Cold Open"]]
147
148	->''Experts warn that the talks between [[Creator/DonaldTrump Trump]] and Kim Jong Un could be risky because, well duh. Best case scenario they'll realise they're both crazy and become best friends like that movie ''Film/{{Stepbrothers}}''. But more than likely Donald Trump is gonna realise that he's just Website/{{Twitter}} crazy and Kim Jong Un is ''crazy'' crazy, and there's a big ol' difference. One guy trolls [[Creator/OprahWinfrey Oprah]] online, and the other guy [[NoKillLikeOverkill murdered his uncle with a cannon]].''
149	-->-- '''Creator/MichaelChe''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
150
151	->'''[[Characters/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineGulDukat Gul Dukat]]:''' [[YourTerroristsAreOurFreedomFighters You people]] really do not do this very well, do you? On [[TheEmpire Cardassia]], we know how to extract information, though it can get a bit... [[ColdBloodedTorture unpleasant]]. And we all know how TheFederation dislikes unpleasantness.\
152	'''[[RebelLeader Amaros]]:''' I share very few sentiments with the Federation.\
153	'''Dukat:''' ''[[[SmugSnake condescending tone]]]'' Oh, that's right, you're renegades, aren't you? ''[[[EvilLaugh chuckles]]]'' Or so you'd like to think. Unfortunately, the Federation has taught you your lessons all too well. You simply lack the commitment it takes to do what is necessary.\
154	'''Amaros:''' You tell that to the crew of the ''Bok'Nor!''\
155	'''Dukat:''' Oh anyone can blow up a ship. HA! But to look your enemy in the eye, knowing you'll remember his face for the rest of your life, now that takes... a stomach, much stronger that you'll ever have.
156	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS02E21TheMaquis The Maquis, Part II]]"
157	[[/folder]]
158
159	[[folder:Multiple Media]]
160	->''So this is Karzahni. Karzahni, the jailer of Matoran... Karzahni, the would-be avatar of evil... Karzahni, the fool... and soon to be a dead fool.''
161	-->-- '''Makuta Teridax''', ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}''
162	[[/folder]]
163
164	[[folder:Radio]]
165	->''You are pathetic! You crave power and dominion, but you do not have the stomach for what it takes to achieve it. You sanitize your unpleasantness, wrap it up in baubles and trinkets and call it "the trappings of civilization," but in the end, Madame, we aspire to the same dreams...''
166	-->-- '''Mr Seta,''' to Madame Salvadore, ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho021DustBreeding Dust Breeding]]''
167
168	->'''[[GooGooGodlike The Child]]:''' [[AC: Look at me, plaything, look into my eyes.]]\
169	'''[[LadyMacBeth Lady Livilla]]:''' No! What are you doing?\
170	'''The Child:''' [[AC: My doll. My toy.]]\
171	'''Lady Livilla:''' ''Please!'' [[MindRape Get out of my mind!]]\
172	'''The Child:''' [[AC: There's not much room in here. [[RichBitch You see power as baubles and trinkets and pretty jewelry]]. [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen You see power as spite and greed]]. You are wrong.]]\
173	'''Lady Livilla:''' What's happening to me?!\
174	'''The Child:''' [[AC: [[RealityWarper There is nothing petty about my power]]. My power is blind terror and death. My pretty... show us what [[KarmicTransformation you really are]]...]]
175	-->-- ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho014TheHolyTerror The Holy Terror]]''
176	[[/folder]]
177
178	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
179	->T''his is ''our'' galaxy. Ours to corrupt. Ours to enslave. The [[GodOfEvil Gods]] will not be denied their prize.''
180	-->-- '''Xereth, Sorcerer of the Black Legion''' on the [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Tyranids]], ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
181
182	->Was it any surprise, then, that a Cainite of great power and majesty found the well one night? [[ReligionOfEvil The priests of the first tribe]] raised their voices against him, using even the [[DangerousForbiddenTechnique forbidden incantations]], but they were as wheat before the storm. [[CompellingVoice The power of his voice]] struck the priests dumb and silenced their cries; [[DeadlyGaze his gaze]] struck down the weak-minded and feeble. [[TheBrute Those who were strong in body but not in mind]], he ripped limb from limb, then tossed aside as long shreds of flesh. [[EvilGenius Those who were strong of mind but not of body]], he commanded to rend their own bodies with long knives, [[PsychicAssistedSuicide and they did so]]. Those who were comely he forced to couple, then he [[BodyHorror melted the flesh of their bodies and their bones together]]; [[OutWithABang he drew forth their ribs from their bodies so that each thrust was an impalement and watched as they died]]. For the Cainite had witnessed their rites, and found them wanting. He had seen their rituals, and wished to show them that their depravities and atrocities were as nothing, that they were children playing at evil.
183	-->-- ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Baali''
184	[[/folder]]
185
186	[[folder:Video Games]]
187	->''Purge those lesser horrors!''
188	-->-- '''Chaos Space Marines''' when attacking Tyranids, ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar II''
189
190	->''I exist to kill, Ork. You exist to die.''
191	-->-- '''Chaos Space Marines''' when attacking Orks, ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar II''
192
193	->''[[GiveMyRegardsInTheNextWorld Time to meet your gods, humie]]!''
194	-->-- '''Orks''' when attacking Chaos Space Marines, ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar II''
195
196	->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyII Emperor Mateus]]:''' Trapped in a pathetic cycle of blind battles!\
197	'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyI Garland]]:''' Drown in your petty scheme!
198	-->-- ''[[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia 012: Final Fantasy]]''
199
200	->''Now we see why you are a ''[[PretenderDiss Lesser]]'' Evil!''
201	-->-- '''[[BigBad Diablo]]''' to '''[[BigBadWannabe Azmodan]]''', ''VideoGame/HeroesOfTheStorm''
202
203	->'''Demise:''' [[NobleDemon I have honour,]] unlike [[DirtyCoward you two cowards]].\
204	'''Dethl:''' [[HonourBeforeReason And that is why you have always been the joke among us]].
205	-->-- ''VideoGame/HyruleConquest''
206
207	->''The Coluan ComicBook/{{Brainiac}} was [[EvilGenius a genius without peer]]. But I. Am. A '''[[PhysicalGod God]]'''. I could not allow an errant intellect to [[KillSteal steal]] the object of my [[AvengingTheVillain vengeance]].''
208	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}''', ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
209
210	->''"We must look to the future, and that future is me, [[TheManBehindTheMan the true leader of the Underworld!]] Next to me, little miss Medusa's going to look like a sweet cuddly bunny."''
211	-->-- '''Hades''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''
212
213	->''"Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!"''
214	-->-- '''Bowser''', ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory''
215
216	->''"You've possessed these trinkets long enough son of Titan. Begone! Only I, Victor von Doom am worthy enough to possess them!"''
217	-->-- '''[[Characters/MarvelComicsDoctorDoom Doctor Doom]]''' to '''[[Characters/MarvelComicsThanos Thanos]]''', ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes''
218
219	->'''Leviticus Cornwall:''' You robbed me, sir.\
220	'''Dutch van der Linde:''' And you robbed him. Funny world.\
221	'''Leviticus Cornwall:''' You show a criminals’ grasp of sophistry, sir.\
222	'''Dutch van der Linde:''' I did no such thing. You kill, I kill. You rob, I rob... only difference I can see is I choose... whom I kill and rob... and you destroy everything in your path.
223	-->-- '''Dutch''' defining the difference between him and Cornwall, ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2''
224
225	->''"I saw your mind as you ran through my prison. You have fought machines and gods. They were mighty. They were finite. I am infinite. I am nothing."''
226	-->--'''THE END''' dismissing all of Sonic's previous foes as weaker than it during the True Final Boss against it, ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers''
227
228	->'''Darth Malak:''' [[ThisCannotBe Im... Impossible. I cannot be beaten.]] [[VillainousBreakdown I... am the Dark Lord of the Sith.]]\
229	'''Darth Revan:''' [[PretenderDiss Now you see the true Dark Lord of the Sith!]]\
230	'''Darth Malak:''' [[DespairEventHorizon ...Yes. I cannot deny it any longer.]] You are the one who deserves... who deserves to be the Dark Lord. You were the one who found the first Star Map on Dantooine, Revan, and it was you who led us on our quest for the Star Forge. [[BastardUnderstudy I only followed in your wake.]] I tried to [[TheUsurper usurp your rule, to steal the title of Sith Master from you]]. [[GracefulLoser But now I understand. The destiny is yours Revan. Not mine.]] You... you are Darth Revan, Lord... Lord of the Sith. And I... [[BigBadWannabe I am nothing.]]\
231	'''Darth Revan:''' [[BondOneLiner The apprentice has learned his final lesson.]]
232	-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''
233
234	->''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent You]] think yourself savages? I will show you the true meaning of savagery!''
235	-->-- '''Marauder Chieftan''' engaging in negative diplomacy with Greenskins, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''
236
237	->''Yer twisty Gods ain't no match for da mighty Gork and Mork!''
238	-->-- '''Wurrzag, da Great Green Prophet''' engaging in negative Diplomacy with Warriors of Chaos, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''
239
240	->''You think yourself sadists, but I can show you true pain, Naggarothi!''
241	-->-- '''Luthor Harkon''', ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammerII''
242
243	->''It is a small matter to [[MindControl control the mind of the weak]]... for I bear allegiance to [[EldritchAbomination powers untouched by time, unmoved by fate]]. No force on this world or beyond harbors the strength to bend our knee... not even the mighty [[TheLegionsOfHell Legion]]!''
244	-->-- '''Harbinger Skyriss''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: The Burning Crusade''
245
246	->''We are the [[AlwaysChaoticEvil Black Dragonflight]]. We have rained destruction upon the lands of Azeroth for thousands of years. The decrepit [[ReligionOfEvil Cult of the Damned]] worships death and we shall be glad to oblige.''
247	-->-- '''Serinar''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: Wrath of the Lich King''
248
249	->''I have been waiting for this moment. Now, I shall give Smash despair.''
250	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]]''' after slicing [[DiscOneFinalBoss Galeem]] in half, ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate''
251	[[/folder]]
252
253	[[folder:Webcomics]]
254	->''You [[ScaledUp reforged yourself into a symbol of terror]]. You didn't question [[DraconicAbomination whose]] symbol EARNED that terror. You have made a mistake, little god. ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat You will not make another]].
255	-->-- '''The Void Dragon''', ''Webcomic/Aurora2019''
256
257	->''I am greater than you, boy. Perhaps it's time I took your place. Your sympathy holds you back, whereas I have no such weakness.''
258	-->-- '''Zykan''' to Talzo, ''Webcomic/KirbyAdventure''
259
260	->''...and my ''undead army!'' I mean, you think you've established a ''relationship'' with them, and then someone ''more'' evil comes along and they're all like ''"count who?" ''Jerks!''
261	-->-- '''[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/index.php?date=2003-02-19 Count Repugsive]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Nodwick}}''
262
263	->''What I said there to Dorukan about overwhelming force? That's only part of Colonel Xykon's secret recipe of winning. It's not just about power, it's also about [[MoralEventHorizon how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad]]. And me? [[TheUnfettered I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness.]] You're strictly little league compared to that. That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital "E" and your whiny "[[WellIntentionedExtremist evil, but for a good cause,]]" crap. [[ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitch]] -- '''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]'''.''
264	-->-- '''Xykon''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: [[Recap/TheOrderOfTheStickStartOfDarkness Start of Darkness]]''
265	[[/folder]]
266
267	[[folder:Web Original]]
268	->'''David:''' Yeah, [[DaChief Deacon Frost is a loose cannon vampire who needs to turn in his badge and get off the force]], because as he rationalizes, humans are food, not friends. Which actually makes a lot of sense, and he calls out these older vampires for being total cowards pretty effectively.\
269	'''Chris:''' Frost wants to rule the world, while the other vampires want to sit around in suits talking about bank accounts, which would make for a far less exciting movie.
270	-->--'''Chris Sims and David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/blade-movie-review-comicsalliance/ on]] ''Film/Blade1998''
271
272	->'''Masa:''' Congratulations, Sheridan. [[FalseReassurance You actually did outdo Lucks]].\
273	'''Sheridan:''' ''[[[DramaticallyMissingThePoint excitedly]]]'' Oh, yeah? How's that?\
274	'''Masa:''' You're a bigger monster than he ever was!
275	-->-- ''WebAnimation/MetaRunner''
276	[[/folder]]
277
278	[[folder:Web Videos]]
279	->''Shit, making them Nazis would be an improvement.''
280	-->-- '''WebVideo/DeckerShado''' regarding Major Tint and the Burmese soldiers in ''Film/RamboIV''
281
282	->''And there are plenty of {{deconstruction}}s out there that work -- ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'', ''ComicBook/SquadronSupreme'', ''ComicBook/TheMighty'', ''ComicBook/KingdomCome'', just off the top of my head -- but these kind of stories turn [[BewareTheSuperman superheroes]] into the kind of people that even cenobites would say "[[EvenEvilHasStandards Dude, could you tone it down a bit?]]".''
283	-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'', reviewing ''[[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead]] vs. ComicBook/MarshalLaw''
284
285	->''It's really impressive how this is a story about an insane madman trying to take over the world, and TheGovernment still manages to come out looking like the villains.''
286	-->-- '''Website/YouTube comment''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ1camSU6Jw this]] WebVideo/CountDankula video
287
288	->''When I compare your antics to the fiendish schemes I revel in\
289	They pale like the moonlight you can dance with the devil in!''
290	-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Batman}} The Joker]]''' to '''Literature/{{It}}[=/=]Pennywise the Dancing Clown''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''
291
292	->''Sucker [=MCs=]. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I... blew... up... a... PLANET!]] An entire planet! You powerless, weak-minded fools!''
293	-->-- '''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]''' to [[Series/GameOfThrones Joffery Baratheon]], [[Series/HouseOfCardsUS Frank Underwood]] and [[Series/BreakingBad Walter White]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6BXDIaJVBw "Greatest Rap Battles of Villainy"]]
294
295	->'''Hordak:''' Your evil is almost a match for my own!\
296	'''Nostalgia Chick:''' I love it when evil is measurable!
297	-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' review of ''WesternAnimation/SheRaPrincessOfPower''
298
299	->''Joker doesn't have shit on me, I'm way more psycho than Joker. Fuck Joker. ''I'' am the psychopath in this game!''
300	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Robbaz}}''', playing ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamVR''
301	[[/folder]]
302
303	[[folder:Western Animation]]
304	->''You know, it's [[BigBadWannabe twerps like you]] that give Evil a bad name!''
305	-->-- '''Evil Emperor Zurg''' to Norbert Clerm, ''WesternAnimation/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand''
306
307	->'''Preston Northwest:''' I would just like to say that, as [[CorruptCorporateExecutive a rich capitalist]], [[TheQuisling I welcome your tyrannical rule!]] Perhaps I can be one of your, uh, "horsemen of the apocalypse"?\
308	'''Bill Cipher:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, wow, that's a great offer.]] How about instead [[FacialHorror I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?]]
309	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
310
311	->'''Waylon Smithers:''' When [Mr Burns] tried to steal our sunlight, he crossed that line between everyday villainy to cartoonish supervillainy.\
312	'''Dr Colossus:''' ''Bah!'' He was a rank amateur compared to Dr. Colossus! [[EvilLaugh Oh-HA-HA! Oh-HA-HA-HA-HA!]]
313	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2"
314
315	->''You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't ''yours'' to conquer.''
316	-->--'''Omni-Man''' to the Flaxans, moments before destroying their entire civilization, ''WesternAnimation/Invincible2021''
317
318	->''"Because compared to me, [[AlphaBitch Heather's]] a saint."''
319	-->-- '''Alejandro Burromuerto''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaWalkLikeAnEgyptianPartTwo Walk Like an Egyptian - Part 2]]"
320
321	->''Bean, I don't think I can last eternity with your mother.''
322	-->-- '''Devil''', ''{{WesternAnimation/Disenchantment}}''
323
324	->'''Blossom:''' This time it's serious! It's ''HIM''!\
325	'''Bubbles:''' You mean the "Evilest of Evil?"\
326	'''Buttercup:''' The "Cruelest of Cruel?"
327	-->-- ''{{WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls}}''
328	[[/folder]]

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