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    Anime and Manga 
You honestly think I would join forces with a second-rate dilettante like you?
Frieza to Frost, Dragon Ball Super

    Fan Works 
It was now the Legion realized that their dreams of conquest and avarice were pipe dreams: goals never meant to be truly fulfilled. They were as wild children playing at the game of evil.
The Legion was not evil.
Their exploits were never evil.
Up until this point, the Legion had never known evil...
...for evil now stood before them.

    Film - Animated 
What fools are these, so weary of life... that they take the name of the Shredder — MY name — in vain?
Ch'rell has a dim view of his 80s counterpart, Turtles Forever

    Film - Live-Action 
"All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm going to give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is MY city."

John Daggett: I paid you a small fortune.
Bane: And this gives you power over me?
Daggett: What is this?
Bane: Your money and infrastructure have been important... until now.
Daggett: What are you?
Bane: I'm Gotham's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!
Daggett: (whimpering) You're pure evil!
Bane: I'm necessary evil!

I'm number one, you're number two. We're criminals at large, but I'm at larger than you.

Evil in all its myriad forms was no stranger to Targeno. Indeed, he'd courted it, wallowed in it, and had even, at times, enjoyed its seductive influence. But as he stared at Peter Carenza, he knew that he had just met something that transcended mere evil.

The image of a black rose, unfolding like a dark galaxy, appeared inexplicably in his minds eye as he stared into the face of the rough beast that slouched towards all the new Bethlehems.
The Blood of the Lamb

Farewell, friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou.

You are not Evil. That it what irritates me most about you, Catherine. You just ape the methods, reassuring yourself your intentions are still Good. You act like your Name is a weapon and ignore that it has a meaning. Your master is the same. Lord Black, fear of the continent. He is a rat hiding at the center of maze of traps he spent decades building. Dangerous, perhaps, but behind all the tricks he is weak. No matter how clever the traps, they will not save him from a boot. You shy away from what you are, Foundling, and Creation abhors such spineless dithering. I know what I am. I embrace it, because that is what a villain is. That is why I have power...

Gods Below, act Evil for once in your life. It's like it's a hobby with you people.

Kairos: Your play there spoiled my amusement. I was a sennight away from making a dragon from the bones of their fallen. I was going to crash it into the citadel and demand their surrender.
Black: You would have been repulsed.
Kairos: That's the problem with Praesi, these days. You worry too much about things like victory and defeat.
Black: No worry would have been necessary on your part. Victory would have been yours if your host had assaulted the walls instead of retreating.
Kairos: And how boring that would have been. I take no handouts from the Tower, Carrion Lord.
Black: We have enemies in common. Dismissing the possibility of common striving against them is counterproductive.
Kairos: You don't have a pattern of three against the White Knight, do you?
Black: Neither do you.
Kairos: Someone's hourglass is running out. Regretting taking that apprentice, are we?
Black: My decision has never been more justified.
Kairos: Spineless. You lack rage, Black Knight. If you were any more resigned to your fate you'd be licking the boots of the Heavens.
Black: There is a difference between acknowledging the possibility of failure and embracing the outcome.
Kairos: That you even accept the chance of defeat is disgusting, if you'll forgive my language, much less that you plan for it. You are a villain. We do not go gently into the night.
Black: There are graveyards full of men who thought the same. They died having accomplished nothing.
Kairos: You're scribbling on sand and calling it a legacy. Nothing that happens before or after you matters – only the decisions you make now. And those I see you make? I find lacking.
Black: Means are irrelevant. Results dictate all else.
Kairos: I despise you and everything you stand for from the bottom of my heart. Shall we work together?

    Live-Action TV 

Dalek: All inferior creatures are to be considered the enemy of the Daleks and destroyed.
Davros: No, wait! Those men are scientists, they can help you! Let them live! Have pity!
Dalek: Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
Doctor Who, "Genesis of the Daleks"

Cybermen have been exterminated! DALEKS ARE SUPREME!
Dalek Sec, Doctor Who, "Doomsday"

To me you all score zero
My name is Emperor Nero
Evil men you're not
I’m the worstest of the lot
Nero, "Evil Emperors Song", Horrible Histories

"The problem with trying to be the bad guy, there's always someone worse."
John Reese, Person of Interest

Donald Trump: Zimbabwe, there's a new sheriff in town!
Robert Mugabe: Wait, is this Donald Trump?
Donald Trump: Yes.
Robert Mugabe: You think you are big tough dictator? I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull! You cannot even walk downstairs you little white bitch! Don't you ever call Zimbabwe again!

Gul Dukat: You people really do not do this very well, do you? On Cardassia, we know how to extract information, though it can get a bit... unpleasant. And we all know how The Federation dislikes unpleasantness.
Amaros: I share very few sentiments with the Federation.
Dukat: Oh, that's right, you're renegades, aren't you? (chuckles) Or so you'd like to think, unfortunately the Federation has taught you your lessons all too well. You simply lack the commitment it takes to do what is necessary.
Amaros: You tell that to the crew of the Bok'Nor!
Dukat: Oh anyone can blow up a ship. HA! But to look your enemy in the eye, knowing you'll remember his face for the rest of your life, now that takes... a stomach, much stronger that you'll ever have.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Maquis, Part II"

    Multiple Media 
So this is Karzahni. Karzahni, the jailer of Matoran... Karzahni, the would-be avatar of evil... Karzahni, the fool... and soon to be a dead fool.
Makuta Teridax, BIONICLE

You are pathetic! You crave power and dominion, but you do not have the stomach for what it takes to achieve it. You sanitize your unpleasantness, wrap it up in baubles and trinkets and call it "the trappings of civilization," but in the end, Madame, we aspire to the same dreams...
Mr Seta, to Madame Salvadore, Big Finish Doctor Who: Dust Breeding

The Child: Look at me, plaything, look into my eyes.
Lady Livilla: No! What are you doing?
The Child: My doll. My toy.
Lady Livilla: Please! Get out of my mind!
The Child: There's not much room in here. You see power as baubles and trinkets and pretty jewelry. You see power as spite and greed. You are wrong.
Lady Livilla: What's happening to me?!
The Child: There is nothing petty about my power. My power is blind terror and death. My pretty... show us what you really are...

    Tabletop Games 
This is our galaxy. Ours to corrupt. Ours to enslave. The Gods will not be denied their prize.
Xereth, Sorcerer of the Black Legion on the Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000

Was it any surprise, then, that a Cainite of great power and majesty found the well one night? The priests of the first tribe raised their voices against him, using even the forbidden incantations, but they were as wheat before the storm. The power of his voice struck the priests dumb and silenced their cries; his gaze struck down the weak-minded and feeble. Those who were strong in body but not in mind, he ripped limb from limb, then tossed aside as long shreds of flesh. Those who were strong of mind but not of body, he commanded to rend their own bodies with long knives, and they did so. Those who were comely he forced to couple, then he melted the flesh of their bodies and their bones together; he drew forth their ribs from their bodies so that each thrust was an impalement and watched as they died. For the Cainite had witnessed their rites, and found them wanting. He had seen their rituals, and wished to show them that their depravities and atrocities were as nothing, that they were children playing at evil.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Baali

    Video Games 
Purge those lesser horrors!
Chaos Space Marines when attacking Tyranids, Dawn of War II

I exist to kill, Ork. You exist to die.
Chaos Space Marines when attacking Orks, Dawn of War II

Time to meet your gods, humie!
Orks when attacking Chaos Space Marines, Dawn of War II

Emperor Mateus: Trapped in a pathetic cycle of blind battles!
Garland: Drown in your petty scheme!

Now we see why you are a Lesser Evil!

The Coluan Brainiac was a genius without peer. But I. Am. A God. I could not allow an errant intellect to steal the object of my vengeance.

Darth Malak: Im... Impossible. I cannot be beaten. I... am the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Darth Revan: Now you see the true Dark Lord of the Sith!
Darth Malak: ...Yes. I cannot deny it any longer. You are the one who deserves... who deserves to be the Dark Lord. You were the one who found the first Star Map on Dantooine, Revan, and it was you who led us on our quest for the Star Forge. I only followed in your wake. I tried to usurp your rule, to steal the title of Sith Master from you. But now I understand. The destiny is yours Revan. Not mine. You... you are Darth Revan, Lord... Lord of the Sith. And I... I am nothing.
Darth Revan: The apprentice has learned his final lesson.

You think yourself savages? I will show you the true meaning of savagery!
Marauder Chieftan engaging in negative diplomacy with Greenskins, Total War: Warhammer

It is a small matter to control the mind of the weak... for I bear allegiance to powers untouched by time, unmoved by fate. No force on this world or beyond harbors the strength to bend our knee... not even the mighty Legion!
Harbinger Skyriss, World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade

We are the Black Dragonflight. We have rained destruction upon the lands of Azeroth for thousands of years. The decrepit Cult of the Damned worships death and we shall be glad to oblige.
Serinar, World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King

    Web Comics 
I am greater than you, boy. Perhaps it's time I took your place. Your sympathy holds you back, whereas I have no such weakness.
Zykan to Talzo, Kirby Adventure

...and my undead army! I mean, you think you've established a relationship with them, and then someone more evil comes along and they're all like "count who?" Jerks!

What I said there to Dorukan about overwhelming force? That's only part of Colonel Xykon's secret recipe of winning. It's not just about power, it's also about how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad. And me? I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness. You're strictly little league compared to that. That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital "E" and your whiny "evil, but for a good cause," crap. One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitchBitch.

    Web Original 
David: Yeah, Deacon Frost is a loose cannon vampire who needs to turn in his badge and get off the force, because as he rationalizes, humans are food, not friends. Which actually makes a lot of sense, and he calls out these older vampires for being total cowards pretty effectively.
Chris: Frost wants to rule the world, whlie the other vampires want to sit around in suits talking about bank accounts, which would make for a far less exciting movie.
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Blade

Sucker MC's. I... blew... up... a... PLANET! An entire planet! You powerless, weak-minded fools!

Hordak: Your evil is almost a match for my own!
Nostalgia Chick: I love it when evil is measurable!

    Western Animation 
Preston Northwest: I would just like to say that, as a rich capitalist, I welcome your tyrannical rule! Perhaps I can be one of your, uh, "horsemen of the apocalypse"?
Bill Cipher: Oh, wow, that's a great offer. How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

Waylon Smithers: When [Mr Burns] tried to steal our sunlight, he crossed that line between everyday villainy to cartoonish supervillainy.
Dr Colossus: Bah! He was a rank amateur compared to Dr. Colossus! Oh-HA-HA! Oh-HA-HA-HA-HA!
The Simpsons, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2"

    Real Life 
I just want to know who won when JLo screamed at President Birdyhandmeadove because her dressing room wasn’t painted the right shade of white and didn’t have at least 12 lit Jo Malone candles in it. If you see on CNN that the president of Turkmenistan threw himself into the Caspian Sea after tearing his own ears off, you now know why.
Michael K., "JLo Shook Her Ass For The Leader Of One Of The World’s Most Repressive Countries"

I am the scourge of God, appointed to chastise you, since no one knows the remedy for your iniquity except me. You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you, so be silent!


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