Line #41 Quotes/DontTouchItYouIdiot


1	->'''Misty:''' ''([[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gZHHM5DMTc admiring]] a [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Vulpix]])'' I love its hair! I wish I had hair like Vulpix that looks so shiny and soft! ''(reaches out towards it)''
2	->'''Suzy:''' Don't touch it!
3	->'''Misty:''' ''(picks up the Vulpix, smiling)'' You're just about the cutest little Pokémon I've ever--!
4	->'''[[KillItWithFire FWOOOOOSH.]]'''
5	->''(Vulpix [[AmusingInjuries blasts Misty in the face with a Flamethrower attack]], then leaps back into its seat, yawning and falling back asleep.)''
6	->'''Misty (stunned, with [[AshFace a face covered in ash and burns]]):''' Very... cute... ''(wobbles and falls over)''
7	->'''Pokédex:''' Vulpix uses [[PlayingWithFire powerful flame attacks.]]
8	->'''Ash:''' Duh!
9	->'''Suzy:''' Please pardon Vulpix. It doesn't like to be picked up or hugged by strangers.
10	->'''Misty:''' [[NowYouTellMe Wish I'd known that sooner...]]
11	-->--''Anime/PokemonTheSeries''
12
13	->"When you are aboard an alien construct of uncertain design and purpose, you touch ''nothing!'' You have no way of knowing if a lever could [[ExplosiveDecompression vent the atmosphere into space]], if...if a switch could activate [[GrayGoo flesh-eating nanobots]]. Until you have studied everything, you have to assume that this station's [[EverythingTryingToKillYou single purpose was to isolate and destroy you personally!]] ''Do you understand?!''"
14	-->-- '''Vexxarr''', ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}''
15
16	->"DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!"
17	->Archer snatched his hand away from the [[BigRedButton bright red button]]. "Why not?"
18	->"Because we've got to leave ''something'' for [[LesserStar Mayweather]] to do."
19	-->-- '''Farce Contact''', a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic.
20
21	->"Don't touch it!"
22	-->-- '''Shadow the Hedgehog''', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''
23
24	-> '''"DON'T TOUCH THAT! YOU CLODS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!"'''
25	-->--'''Peridot''', ''Recap/StevenUniverseS1E49JailBreak''
26
27	->"[[MemeticMutation NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!]]"
28	-->--'''Robbie Rotten''', ''Series/LazyTown''
29
30	->"See this button? DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, '''[[YouFool YOU FOOL]]!'''"
31	-->--'''Ren''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow''
32
33	->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Cool! State-of-the-art jellyfish nets!\
34	'''Patrick:''' Touch.\
35	'''Guard:''' Don't touch.\
36	'''[=SpongeBob:=]''' Wow! The harpoon from ''[[ShowWithinAShow Jellyfish: The Movie]]!''\
37	'''Patrick:''' Touch.\
38	'''Guard:''' ''Don't touch!''\
39	'''[=SpongeBob:=]''' Look! Dr. Manowar! The guy who got stung by Big Lenny...and lived!\
40	'''Dr. Manowar:''' And now it only hurts when you touch it. [[[ComedicSociopathy Patrick goes up and touches his sore. Manowar screams in pain]]]\
41	'''Patrick:''' Touch.\
42	'''Guard:''' Do I have to follow you all day?!
43	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E10NoFreeRidesImYourBiggestFanatic I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]]"
44
45	-> '''Wait! Spinel! No, [[RapidFireNo no, no, no,]] don't touch that thing!"
46	-->--'''Steven''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverseTheMovie''
47
48	->'''Kokoro:''' Oh hey, look at this. ''[picks up a monster]'' You don't usually see 'em this small.\
49	'''Undine:''' D-- don’t ''pick it up!''\
50	''[Undine blasts the monster out of Kokoro's hands and into the air]''\
51	'''Kokoro:''' Ah.\
52	'''Undine:''' It might have had weird powers or something!\
53	'''Kokoro:''' True. Probably not, tho--\
54	''[the monster falls back down, directly on Kokoro's head]''\
55	'''Undine:''' AAAAA! I’m sorry! Punch it, punch it!
56	-->-- ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain''
57
58	->'''Aang:''' What exactly is that?\
59	'''Zuko:''' It's some kind of mystical gemstone.\
60	'''Aang:''' Well, don't touch it!\
61	'''Zuko:''' Why not?\
62	'''Aang:''' Remember what happened out there with those spikes? I'm just very suspicious of [[RaidersOfTheLostParody giant, glowing gems sitting on pedestals.]]
63	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Firebending Masters"
64
65	->'''Bet Rawley:''' I know that chicken, dear. She only becomes aggressive when she's provoked. Were you provoking her?\
66	'''Nancy:''' I was just kind of playing with her.\
67	'''Bet:''' Playing with, or teasing?\
68	'''Nancy:''' I guess it was more like teasing.\
69	'''Bet:''' We can't have people taunting the chickens, dear. It makes them less productive and just plain mean. And if you have to be told not to pick on some poor, defenseless—well, relatively defenseless—creature, I'm afraid you're not the type of person that's welcome at Shadow Ranch.\
70	'''Ed Rawley:''' Your hen-hassling days are over, Nancy. Bye!
71	-->-- ''VideoGame/NancyDrew'', ''The Secret of Shadow Ranch''
72
73	->'''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' DO NOT TOUCH THAT BUTTON. YES, THE BIG SHINY ONE IN THE ROOM. IT WILL TURN ON THE POWER TO THE CLOCK TOWER MECHANISMS. THEY ARE IN TOO HEAVY A STATE OF DISREPAIR TO WORK PROPERLY. SO NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING IT IS TO PRESS THAT BUTTON, DO NOT.\
74	''(the player presses the button)''\
75	'''Antikythera Supercomputer:''' GOOD WORK. BRILLIANT. I SHOULD PUT A TRAP AT THE FRONT OF THE FACTORY THAT IS NOTHING BUT A MASHY SPIKE PLATE ABOVE A SHINY BUTTON, IT WOULD SURELY KILL ANY HUMAN WHO COMES IN.
76	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Wynncraft}}''
77
78	->"She's making that face. Not that face, Nori. ''(Nori approaches the mysterious man from the meteor)'' Nori don't! ''(Nori pokes the face of the strange man)'' '''NORI DON'T! HE'S DEAD. COME ON!'''"
79	-->-- '''Poppy Proudfellow ''', ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower''
80
81	->'''DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM, ''YOU'LL DIE!''''' ...Oh, I'm sorry! That one's perfectly fine.
82	-->-- '''Toad''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie''
83
84	->'''Nick Fury:''' Why'd you touch it?!\
85	'''Captain Marvel:''' Because it was ''glowing and mysterious!''
86	-->--''Film/TheMarvels2023''
87
88	->'''Nick Fury:''' Okay, new rule: No touching shit! Especially glowing, mysterious shit!
89	-->--''Film/TheMarvels2023''
90
91	->''Brand, God put that rock there for a reason, and I'm not so sure you should, um, move it.''
92	-->--'''Steph''', ''Film/TheGoonies''

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