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3[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
4
5->''"I thought a fly landed on me. But it was just your punch."''
6-->-- '''Goku''' to General White, ''Manga/DragonBall''
7
8->''"Sorry, I saw an opening that seemed to scream out "attack." So, I did. Ha!"''
9-->-- '''Goku''' after one-shotting Recoome, ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' (Ocean dub)
10
11->''"Welcome to the end of your life... [[SociopathicHero and I promise, it's going to hurt.]]"''
12-->-- '''[[NominalHero Vegeta]]''' to Pui Pui, ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
13
14->''"And as he looked over the smoldering battlefield, Sergeant Madeski knew he had done wrong. The men he had led so bravely into battle were dead. They had placed their trust in him, and he had taught them only one thing; how to die quickly."''
15-->-- A teary-eyed '''Hercule''' reading to [[BigBad Majin Buu]], who [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor thinks it's hilarious]], ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
16
17->'''Nove''': Wasn't Dieci on the receiving end of Nanoha-san in [[ExplosiveOverclocking that mode]]?\
18'''Dieci''': I didn't even last ten seconds against her, though.
19-->-- ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS'', manga chapter 15
20
21->''"How does it feel to have your life slowly crushed by overwhelming force, with no hope of fighting back?"''
22-->-- '''Hallelujah Haptism''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00''
23
24->''"We're talking about [[SuperPrototype four machines]]. You can't call this mess a "war;" this is a "one-sided butt-kicking fiasco."''
25-->-- '''AEU Big Shot''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00''
26
27->"''So, this is how our fight turned out: the part of the mission where we lured them away went really well, but then... well... you see... then it was over in two seconds. One second each."''
28-->-- '''Usopp''', after he and a camel got their asses kicked off-screen by [[DanceBattler Mr. 2 Bon Clay]], ''Manga/OnePiece''
29
30->"'''WHAT''' king was that? ''Boy...''"
31-->-- '''"King of the Beasts" Kaido''' after casually one-shotting '''Luffy''', ''Manga/OnePiece''
32
33->''"My apologies."''
34-->-- '''Shoto Todoroki''' before serving one of these to an opponent, ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''
35
36->''"He's trippin' 'cause he got served."''
37-->-- '''Soundwave''' after [[BigBad Megatron]] (who is about to become [[MidSeasonUpgrade Galvatron]]) loses a fight with [[TheBigGuy Metroplex]], ''Anime/TransformersCybertron''
38
39->''"I could see how it would end when it started. From the beginning their abilities... well, their species... were on a different level. The game was beyond one-sided. They destroyed them."''
40-->-- '''Kobayashi''' remarking on Tohru, Kanna, Fafnir, and Lucoa pulverizing a group of thugs in a game of dodgeball, ''Manga/MissKobayashisDragonMaid''
41
42->'''Woodmon:''' I am Woodmon, I cannot be defeated!\
43'''Flamedramon:''' Flame Shield! (''tackles Woodmon into a Control Spire'')\
44'''Woodmon:''' [[ThisCannotBe Hey, I'm being defeated!]]
45-->-- ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02''
46
47->'''Alen:''' I can't believe Louie got himself killed by this guy (Hei). I thought he would put up more of a fight.\
48'''Mao:''' ''[popping up from nowhere]'' He will; and when he does, you might want to keep in mind: Hei doesn't wear that coat as a fashion statement. ''[Alen whirls around]'' It's bulletproof.
49-->-- ''Anime/DarkerThanBlack''
50
51->''"You know, I guess you guys will do. Help me out with my test too, won't ya? It's just been completed. '''This''' is Hades Kerbecs."''
52-->-- '''Damian Hart''', prior to nigh-instantly hospitalizing Tsubasa and Yu, ''Anime/MetalFightBeyblade''
53[[/folder]]
54
55[[folder:Comic Books]]
56
57->''"[[CaptainsLog Punisher War Journal]]: NNNNNNNNNNNNGH"''
58-->-- '''ComicBook/ThePunisher''' after getting [[GroinAttack punched in the nuts]] by [[ComicBook/{{Runaways}} Molly Hayes]]
59
60->'''ComicBook/IronMan:''' You've been working out.\
61'''Thor:''' No. [[NoMoreHoldingBackSpeech There is only one difference. In this time and this place, I am no longer holding back.]]\
62'''Iron Man:''' What are you--?!\
63[''Thor calls down the mother of all lightning bolts upon Iron Man, completely disabling his PowerArmor, just before ripping the mask off him. Tony is terrified.'']\
64'''Thor:''' Give your orders and ultimatums to those who choose to obey, or are too cowardly to fight. ''Not'' to me. Or learn again the difference between a god of thunder... and a man in a metal suit.
65-->-- ''ComicBook/TheMightyThor''
66
67->'''Damian Wayne:''' I will not lose to you!\
68'''Tim Drake:''' You lost the second I started '''trying.'''
69-->-- ''ComicBook/RedRobin''
70
71->''I must say, [[WorldsStrongestMan Champion]], you are turning out to be a great disappointment to me. I really expected more of a challenge from you. Can you '''hear''' me under all that rubble?''
72-->--'''ComicBook/{{Thanos}},''' ''The Thanos Quest''
73
74->'''Will:''' You know what's the coolest thing about being [[SorcerousOverlord Maestro?]] The badass upgrades. Check it out. [''sticks his finger into the crystal ball'']\
75'''Babin Kuk:''' You will live out your days in my agony intensifier, boy! So swears [[EvilSorcerer Babin Kuk the Obdurate]]!\
76'''Will:''' YO, MR COUNTRY-COMES-TO-TOWN... BUH-BYEEEE!\
77[''Will's [[FingerPokeOfDoom now-gigantic finger]] descends from the sky and incinerates Babin Kuk with a blast of magic'']\
78'''Will:''' Easy-peasy lemon squeezy. [''to Wren''] You wanna smoothie? Let's get a smoothie.
79-->--''[[Creator/ImageComics Maestros]]''
80
81->'''Titania''': "Everyone will be talking about me! Titania! The woman who killed Thor!"\
82'''ComicBook/TheMightyThor''': "Mayhap, woman." ''(flinging her beyond the horizon)'' "When icicles doth grace Surter's fiery realm."
83-->-- ''ComicBook/SecretWars1984''
84
85->''"Battle, however, is an unlikely word for such a one-sided affair".''
86-->-- '''Narrator''', ''ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes ComicBook/TheGreatDarknessSaga''
87
88->'''Blue Beetle:''' "One punch! ONE PUNCH!"\
89'''ComicBook/BlackCanary:''' Batman ''belted'' [[ComicBook/GreenLantern him]]-- and I ''missed'' it?!
90-->-- ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueInternational''
91
92->''I was not as uninitiated to battles as you might assume due to my youth and the gentle reputation of my gender. [...] But until that day, I never saw anyone so unafraid of death that they understood in their heart and belly a simple and perfect truth-— There was no one alive stronger than them.''
93-->-- '''Ruthye''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlWomanOfTomorrow''
94
95->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' I'm sorry, but you seem confused. Just 'cuz I let you land a few easy blows-- that '''doesn't''' mean we're having a fair fight!\
96'''Clayface:''' Wh-- What are you... d-doing...?\
97'''Supergirl:''' To call you "lame" and "ever so slightly beneath me" would be the understatement of the century. But it's been a bad few weeks. A shame you just happened to be the whipping boy I was looking for.
98-->-- ''ComicBook/WayOfTheWorld''
99
100->[Batman's] words are spoken softly, and with contempt. Then, a single blow fractures the man's jaw...disarms him...and sends him sprawling.
101-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''
102[[/folder]]
103
104[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
105->After travelling some distance he came to a field where a host of soldiers were lying dead. And he called:"If there is any man left alive here, speak up and tell me: who killed all this mighty force?" Just one man was left alive, and he answered. "All this mighty force was killed by Maria Morevna, the beautiful queen."
106-->-- ''Literature/TheDeathOfKoscheiTheDeathless''
107[[/folder]]
108
109[[folder:Fan Works]]
110
111->[[SingleStrokeBattle It was over in a single strike]]. Her Aura was shattered, [[WhyWontYouDie all of her contingencies against death]] she'd picked up during the [[GroundhogDayLoop loops]] were circumvented with contemptuous ease and she was laid out on the ground, choking on the blood that filled her lungs through the holes that had been torn by the fragments of her shattered rib cage.
112-->-- ''Fanfic/TheRWBYLoops'', Cinder Fall tries to attack Franchise/{{Naruto}} Uzumaki, [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/27494505/ here]].
113
114->"The [[RapePillageAndBurn pirate raid]] on Mindoir came to a halt over the next twenty minutes. It was not a slow, grinding halt brought about by attrition, or a sporadic, jerking halt brought about by infighting, or even the panicked, terrified halt brought about by Alliance reinforcements.\
115It was the halt that came when a toy race car slammed headlong into a mack truck."
116-->-- ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns''
117
118-> I gave the guy a side-neck chop as I pivoted and let him fall past me.
119-->-- ''Fanfic/JerichoMLP''
120
121->[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} She]] hurled herself into the strange skies of New Genesis, both her arms stretched out perpendicular to her body, and screamed in rage. The group of Para-Demons she was headed for didn't have time to run for it. They barely had time to see she was there.\
122Her powerful, blue-clad, Kryptonian arms acted like twin plows, knocking the winged beasts out of the air. They fell like shot birds, hailing down on the landscape. The [[ComicBook/NewGods New Genesis]] troops had a chance to gape at the blue streak that was mowing down the enemy.\
123Franchise/{{Superman}} had smashed his great hands together in an impact that almost deafened the New Gods who hovered too near to him. The shockwave from the crash buffeted a flying legion of Para-Demons. That was all the time Superman needed to separate them physically from the New Genesis flight troops they were attacking, and to tap them into dreamland.
124-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''
125
126->'''Nami:''' Why is there a hole in the... everything?\
127'''Luffy:''' Well, first I hit him in gear second, but then he turned invisible and I couldn't see him. But I knew he was in the room, so I used gear third to hit it.\
128'''Nami:''' Hit what?\
129'''Luffy:''' The room.
130-->-- ''Fanfic/OurMrsMonkey'' [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8204172/10/Strawhat-Theater-2-Our-Mrs-Monkey here]]
131
132->[Summer] heard Peter's booming laugh explode as he charged with his axe out, hurling himself forward. With Glynda tying up Pyrrha's [[StormOfBlades cloud of weaponry]], Peter could throw himself through the whirling steel to trade blows directly with Salem's General. Axe met sword in a tremendous clash, as Bart fired relentlessly, leading a team of student gunners to unleash as much firepower as they could against her in a broadside.\
133But it didn't bring Summer much hope to see it.\
134They didn't stand a chance.\
135Without the pressure of Summer's [[DeadlyGaze Silver Eyes]], nothing was keeping Pyrrha's own powers in check. The pugilist was flung backwards with only a glance, Peter's incredible strength was nothing against hers, and Pyrrha could duel a ''hundred'' foes at once if she needed to. The attack was fought off nearly as soon as it had begun, with Pyrrha once more on the offensive, her weaponry everywhere, with jets of black flame suddenly bursting forth from the floor. Glynda did all she could to shield the students, but it was a rout. Black clouds of poison and fire swirled through the room as Pyrrha's power only seemed to ''grow'' as more joined the battle, the ground ''cracking'' beneath her as her rage grew more and more terrible, the students powerless against a foe so far beyond them.
136-->-- ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfRemnant''
137
138->"Yamanaka Ino lay sprawled on the ground, swimming in and out of consciousness. She was barely aware of her victorious opponent dragging the forehead protector from her belt and tying it back in its rightful place atop a head of pink hair. The fight had been so short and brutal that Ino was wondering if she hadn't been tricked by a jounin in disguise. She didn't know if Sakura had been training behind her back, or if it was just the strength of pure fury, but Sakura had overcome her within seconds, smashing any fight from her body with brutal taijutsu that made a mockery of her defense. The few blows she'd managed to land hadn't even made her opponent flinch."
139-->-- ''Fanfic/NarutoTheSecretSongsOfTheNinja''
140
141->'''Dabi:''' Well, that was quick. I would’ve thought the king of the underworld would have had more fight in him.\
142'''Magne:''' Well, Shiggy ''did'' destroy his life support. And I’m sure all this dust didn’t help any.\
143'''Twice:''' Not to mention that you blew up his extra oxygen tank! So cool! [[ImmediateSelfContradiction That was below the belt!]]
144-->-- ''Fanfic/DekuIThinkHesSomePro''
145
146->"And to think I thought you'd be a challenge," Bulla said disappointingly.
147-->-- ''Fanfic/TheWarriorsDaughter''
148
149[[/folder]]
150
151[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]
152
153->''"Start with the part where Jayne [[WaifFu gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl]], 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old."''
154-->--'''Wash''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''
155
156->''"Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your body?"''
157-->-- ComicBook/{{Bane}} to {{Franchise/Batman}}, ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''
158
159->''"You're not talking about getting [[{{Heaven}} home]] anymore, you are talking about fucking ''war on God!'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Well fuck that!]] I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!"''
160-->-- '''[[FallenAngel Loki]]''' to Bartleby, ''Film/{{Dogma}}''
161
162->'''[[AntiVillain Colonel Steiner]]:''' If memory serves me, the Polish Army surrendered in 1939.\
163'''[[{{Mook}} SS Grunt]]:''' Oh, [they're] Jews, sir. We are razing the Ghetto to the ground - burning them out. They put up a hell of a fight, I can tell you.\
164'''Colonel Steiner:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, how? With umbrellas and crutches?]]
165-->-- ''Film/TheEagleHasLanded''
166
167->'''Michaelangelo:''' Now... at exactly... what point... did we lose control here?\
168'''Donatello:''' Maybe somebody should tell [Shredder] that... ''we're'' [[MookHorrorShow the good guys]]?
169-->-- ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990''
170
171->'''Loki:''' ''Enough!'' You are all of you beneath me. [[AGodAmI I am a god]], you dull creature. [[TemptingFate And I will not be bullied by--]]\
172''[[MetronomicManMashing *WHAM WHAM WHAM ... WHAM WHAM*]]''\
173'''[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]]:''' [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Puny god.]]
174-->-- ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''
175
176->''"All that for a drop of blood."''
177-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Thanos}}''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''
178
179->'''Steve:''' Tony, you fought [[ComicBook/{{Thanos}} him.]]\
180'''Tony:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he [[ColonyDrop wiped my face with a planet]] while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the stone.
181-->-- ''Film/AvengersEndgame''
182
183->''"This is embarrassing. Please, stay down."''
184-->--'''Colossus''', ''Film/Deadpool2016''
185
186[[/folder]]
187
188[[folder:Literature]]
189
190->''"This isn't a war. It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants."''
191-->-- '''The Artilleryman''', ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds''
192
193->"Beyond a certain point, there was simply nothing you could do; there was no brilliant plan you could draw up or cunning stratagem you could employ that would not seem laughably simple and unsophisticated to a profoundly more developed enemy."
194-->--''Literature/{{Excession}}''
195
196->'''Brightling:''' What happened out there?
197->'''Henriksen:''' We got slaughtered like fucking sheep!
198-->-- ''Literature/RainbowSix''
199
200->“[[{{Kiai}} HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI]],” cried Slippery John, hurling himself forward, limbs flailing and swinging in a magnificent display of martial arts training. His little mustachioed face ran straight into Mr. Wonderful's twirling knife and [[{{Gorn}} the result was not dissimilar to a bag of jam being thrown in front of a lawnmower]].
201->“Anyway, as I was saying,” said Mr. Wonderful, shaking what I think was a tongue off his wrist...
202-->--''Literature/{{Mogworld}}''
203
204->[[HumanoidAbomination The Mandate]] giggles. "[[TheWorfBarrage Is]] ''[[TheWorfBarrage that]]'' [[TheWorfBarrage the best you can do?]]" he demands. "Why don't you go back to sleep?"
205->Then he [[BadassFingerSnap snaps his fingers]] and the world ends for a few seconds.
206-->--''[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles The Delirium Brief]]''
207
208->What can I say of the battle? I can tell you that it was not a battle. [[EldritchAbomination Death incarnate]] was before us, and like fools we marched towards it with spears and bows. What surprise is it that we were no different to a sacrifice? Our very finest, walking of our own will into the slaughter pit. A tragedy only outmatched by our folly.
209-->--''Literature/{{Quetzacthulhu}}'', by Set Sytes
210
211->''"I emerged as you see me [barely scuffed]. Mr. Woodley was taken home in a cart."''
212-->--'''Literature/SherlockHolmes''', "The Solitary Cyclist"
213
214->Alex realised that the fight was rapidly becoming a massacre. The invaders were better trained and better equipped. They'd had the advantage of surprise. And with all the defences down, the fort was nothing more than a killing ground.
215-->--''Literature/AlexRider: Scorpia Rising''
216
217->In the weeks leading up to the Seven-Year Festival, he'd trained every day to deal with possible threats. What if an opponent could resist the [[AntiMagic Empty Palm]]? What if they had a technique they could land on him first? What if his [[{{mana}} madra]] was exhausted before the later rounds?\
218But as the sun crept past noon and Lindon defeated his fifth opponent, he realized there was one scenario he'd never prepared for: easy victory.
219-->-- ''Literature/CradleSeries'' book 1: ''Unsouled''
220
221[[/folder]]
222
223[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
224->'''Cyber-Leader:''' Daleks, be warned: [[ThisMeansWar you have declared war]] upon the Cybermen.\
225'''Dalek Sec:''' This is not war. This is PEST CONTROL!
226-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Doomsday"
227
228->''"This is like putting the heavyweight boxing champion of the world in against... my gran."''
229-->-- '''Jonathan Pearce''', as Hypno-Disc prepares to face an opponent still crippled from an earlier curb-stomping, ''Series/RobotWars''
230
231[[/folder]]
232
233[[folder:Music]]
234
235->''Faced off once more in the center of the ring\
236Touched gloves, said a prayer and the bell went *ding*.\
237[[Film/RockyBalboa He]] hit me with a left and shattered my face\
238Then a right sent my teeth all over the place.\
239Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket\
240He broke my jaw, and my trainer yelled, "Stop it!"\
241But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs\
242Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids.\
243They yelled out, "More!", and Rocky obliged\
244I had to think of some way to turn the tides\
245So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might\
246Took a swing, but he caught me with a sucker punch right.\
247Then a sucker punch left, and a sucker punch right\
248[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights]]\
249He tore off my arms and beat me with them\
250Then threw acid in my face, [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction which obscured my vision]].\
251He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin\
252The bone splinters shot right out of my skin\
253People barfed in the crowd, they were going insane\
254Then Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain.\
255I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts\
256Then Rocky pissed on me (customary in sports)\
257The doctor came out and pronounced me dead,\
258[[ComicallyMissingThePoint And that was the night I fought Rocky!]]''
259-->-- '''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "Rocky"
260
261->''When a fight is just plain wrong!\
262We all sing the curbstomp song!\
263People dying left and right...\
264It's a SLAUGHTER, not a fight!''
265-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWRuka6I7Ng "The Curbstomp Song"]]
266
267[[/folder]]
268
269[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
270
271->Duels between [[BoisterousBruiser Zaotar]] and [[BewareTheQuietOnes Kahin]] are rare, and when they do happen, they're very short. In the time that it takes a Zaotar to work up one nice big-ass fireball, the Kahin typically lands a {{curse}} powerful enough to shatter every bone in the Zaotar's body, blind him, make him agoraphobic and infect him with tertiary syphilis. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And he's also made sure that the Zaotar's fireball goes off prematurely]].
272-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - Lost Paths''
273
274[[/folder]]
275
276[[folder:Video Games]]
277
278->''"It's not a fight; it's a massacre!"''
279-->--'''Lord Shaxx''' in a one-sided Crucible match, ''{{VideoGame/Destiny}}''
280
281->''"FRAUD DETECTED"''
282-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Divekick}}'', after someone wins a match 5-0
283
284->''"Well... there's no doubt about the outcome and that's been the case for a ''long'' time now."''
285-->-- '''Martin Tyler''' if one side is winning by more than seven goals, ''VideoGame/FifaSoccer''
286
287->''"[[MookHorrorShow Shepard's tearing us apart!]]"''
288-->-- '''Arrival Project Guard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' "Arrival" DLC
289
290->''"Two million dead in the first day, another seven million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective."''
291-->-- '''Major Coates''' on the [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion, ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
292
293->''"It'll be the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Seven Hour War]] all over again, except this time we won't last seven ''minutes!''"''
294-->-- '''Eli Vance''', ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''
295
296->''"Pain."''
297-->-- '''Rawk Hawk''' meets [[spoiler:Bowser]], ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor''
298
299->''"That wasn't a battle, that was assisted suicide."''
300-->-- '''Zephyr''', ''VideoGame/ResonanceOfFate''
301
302->''"It's a blowout!"''
303-->-- '''[[AnnouncerChatter The announcer]]''', ''VideoGame/NFLBlitz''
304
305->''"{{Flawless|Victory}} [[InvertedTrope defeat]]! You didn't kill ''any'' of them!"''
306-->-- '''The Administrator''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
307
308->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' Wanna hear a joke?\
309'''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn:''' Oh geez, this oughta be something...\
310'''Superman:''' ''Harley Quinn versus Superman.''
311-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
312
313->'''Holden:''' Daubeny! [[DirtyCoward DAUBENY, SHOW YOURSELF!]] These warriors don't have to die... TrialByCombat. Right now!
314->'''Daubeny:''' What, fight [[OneManArmy you?!]] That's not a trial. That's...an execution!
315-->--''Videogame/ForHonor''
316
317->''"This time I was "prepared" for our [[TheBrute Traveler]] - so I thought. Rigged flashes in hopes of stunning It & weighted net. Nabbed It - and by It I mean HER - [[SamusIsAGirl positive It's female]] now. [[BladeBelowTheShoulder Blade-like weapon]] cut thru netting like thread. (SHARP - 16 stitches in my neck to prove it.) [[LightningBruiser Very fast, very strong]] - She snapped my ribs with a back hand. Think I would have been a goner if a cab hadn't taken a wrong turn into the docks."''
318-->--'''Mark Meltzer,''' ''VideoGame/Bioshock2: There's Something In The Sea''
319
320->''It was known that [[DecadentCourt anyone of significance who fomented discontent or posed a real threat to the rule of the emperor]] might be visited by [[TheDreaded the First Blade]]. I had never stirred such controversy but I always imagined, if such an encounter took place, I could put up a respectable fight. I never got the chance. Taken unawares, [[LightningBruiser I was disarmed before I even knew what was happening]]. Had he sought my death, [[IfIWantedYouDead I would not have even witnessed the killing stroke fall]].''
321-->-- '''Journal of [[BigGood Inquisitor Creed]]''', ''Videogame/GrimDawn''
322
323->"This isn't a fair fight. This is barely exercise. You outclass every fighter that the Medusa's Head has to offer, battering them senseless without needing to concentrate. Did you pay that bill? When is the coalman coming tomorrow? Why are people giving you rostygold? Oh, that's right."
324-->-- Text upon succession of the "fight in the pit fight" challenge, ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
325
326->''"Now, get one thing clear. This is not your David and Goliath moment. The Hammer's shields are ten times as strong as yours, and if it's able to bring its weapons to bear, we'll be dead in two seconds."''
327-->--'''[[MrExposition James]]''', ''VideoGame/EndlessSky''
328
329->''"Thunderclaps echo across the Blue Kingdom. Celestial machinery crumbles beneath the fury of your artillery. You punch holes through language. Pillars tumble. Chains shatter. But you are in the heart of a star's power, and your rebellion cannot last more than an instant. Light washes over you. You are no longer permitted to exist. You cease. After you are eradicated, one of the King's servants opens a ledger. A small note is made in a margin. Your complaint on behalf of all mortals has been registered."''
330-->--''VideoGame/SunlessSkies''
331
332->''"[[Franchise/{{Superman}} A strong man from the stars]] against a child? How is this fair?"''
333-->--'''[[Series/GameOfThrones Arya Stark]]''', ''VideoGame/MultiVersus''
334[[/folder]]
335
336[[folder:Webcomics]]
337
338->''"It shoots fire from its mouth and bleeds acidic lava! Run for your pathetic lives!\
339Our weapons are useless! Reliance upon them is death!\
340It has exposed its fleshy underbelly to me in the form of its digestive tract!"''
341-->-- '''Red Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' episode 455
342
343->''"He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the fucking curb!"''
344-->-- '''Ray, Teodor, Lyle and Roastbeef''' [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 pay a visit]] to the [[DisproportionateRetribution inventor of Comic Sans]], ''Webcomic/{{Achewood}}''
345
346->''"It's been ten years since anyone spoke of my fights because [[BadassBoast no one has walked away from them in that time]]."''
347-->-- '''Master Fei''', ''Webcomic/HowIKilledYourMaster''
348
349->''"I trained and struggled my whole adult life for this battle, and that sad sack of bones went down faster than a kobold with a lung infection."''
350-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
351
352[[/folder]]
353
354[[folder:Web Original]]
355
356->'''Wiz:''' The combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibility. One. One possibility.\
357'''Boomstick:''' It's time for [[SubvertedCatchPhrase AQUAMAN'S FUNERAL!]]
358-->-- ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle,'' WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants vs. WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} ComicBook/{{Aquaman}}
359
360->''"[[Franchise/StreetFighter K.O!]] I win. '''Perfect'''."''
361-->--'''Perfect Cell''', after completely crushing Vegeta's body and [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech spirit]], ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
362
363->'''Vegeta:''' You have been ignoring your king!
364->'''Broly:''' [[AGodAmI What is a king to a god?]]
365->'''Vegeta:''' And what is a god to a non-believer!
366->[''Broly smashes Vegeta into a building'']
367->'''Broly:''' Do you believe now?
368->'''Vegeta:''' [''weakly''] ...uh huh. [''falls to the ground''] So cool...
369-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan Abridged]]''
370
371->'''Krillin''': YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIEN- ''(Cell slaps him)''
372->'''Vegeta''': Now, prepare to feel the wrath OF '''SUPER VEGETA-''' ''(Cell slaps him)''
373->'''Trunks''': I won't let you destroy another future- ''[[RuleOfThree (Cell slaps him)]]''
374->'''Perfect Cell''': Now I'm going to go throw a tournament. Later, breeders!
375-->--''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged 3.5]]''
376
377->'''Mike:''' Isn't that what they call the invasion now? [[VideoGame/HalfLife The Seven Hour War?]] Do you wanna know why?\
378'''Dave''': Because it lasted se-\
379'''Mike:''' ''Because it lasted seven hours, that's why!'' Most people are at work longer than that! That means that in less time than it takes Joe Average to clock in and clock out at the office, aliens have conquered the whole Earth, and all Joe did was make some spreadsheets.\
380'''Dave''': Well that's just because they caught us off guard.\
381'''Mike''': Okay, let's say we ''were'' ready for them. Then what? We'd call it the ''Ten'' Hour War?
382-->-- ''WebAnimation/CivilProtection''
383
384->''"It's hard to make a guy with a spiked ball and chain versus the unarmed people look good, but in lucha, the luchadores could turn up to the final scene in a tank and it wouldn't be any more one-sided."''
385-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-12-best-moments-from-mexicos-least-subtle-monster-movie_p2/#ixzz326No9Up5 "The 12 Best Moments from Mexico's Least Subtle Monster Movie"]]
386
387->''"Dracula, Belmont just took down Werewolf! [...] Uh, [[SuccubiAndIncubi Succubus]] is gone too. [...] Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d- ohp, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, ohp, nope, nope, he's using the holy whippin', and uhm, um, sucks up snuff I'm dead."''
388-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Death]]''', ''WebAnimation/ADayInDraculasLife''
389
390->''"Yeah, this is obviously Chun-Li's game. [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny A mall cop vs. an Interpol officer]]. Unless they are fighting in a some kind of Chinese mall with [[SweetTooth lots of sweets or sugary food]] and Chun-Li [[TookALevelInDumbass loses 50 I.Q. before the match]], she'll most likely a guaranteed winner."''
391-->-- [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/Death-Battle-Paul-Blart-vs-Chun-Li-370358233 "Death Battle:]] [[Film/PaulBlartMallCop Paul Blart]] vs. [[Franchise/StreetFighter Chun-Li]]"
392
393->''"YOU ANIMALS!! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!"''
394-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', watching such a scene in ''Film/ShortCircuit''
395
396->''"Come on, that was ''not'' a boss fight, not by ''any'' stretch of the imagination - ''he walked into my fist.''"''
397-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''' [[LetsPlay playing]] ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'', Episode 4
398
399->''"Whaaaa?...I killed him from just pulling out my sword! I wasn't even trying to hit you!"''
400-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''' [[LetsPlay playing]] ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'', Episode 36
401
402->''"YOU GET THE COUNT VLAD TEPES AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE: In the field of posting elaborate tortures, uncivilised acts against humanity, and not knowing the meaning of the words "Cruel and Unusual.""''
403-->-- A FauxtivationalPoster [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=164331 posted on SpaceBattles.com]], referring to a versus battle between [[Series/DoctorWho the Time Lords]] and Literature/TheDraka
404
405->'''Forever''': Uhu uhung!\
406''[Jotaro spots Forever running around on the freighter]''\
407'''Jotaro''': There's an orangutan! How suspicious! [[RapidFireFisticuffs ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA]]!\
408''[Star Platinum pummels Forever senseless]''\
409'''Forever''': Eugyaaaaeheeee!\
410''[Forever passes out and the freighter begins to rumble]''
411-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo'', episode 4
412
413->''"that wasnt a fight scene, that was just ownage"''
414-->-- WebSite/YouTube viewer after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voqnnqD4F6E watching]] [[{{Franchise/Superman}} Clark]] go against several [[GovernmentConspiracy government agents]]
415
416->''"Well, [[{{Mooks}} you]] were [[DeadpanSnarker worth every cent. Truly you were.]]"''
417-->-- '''Roman Torchwick''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', watching his goons get trashed by Ruby.
418
419->'''[[TheAce Kaldor Draigo]]''': [[IncomingHam I HAVE COME TO BANISH ALL DAEMONS AND LOW-QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!]]\
420'''Custodian-General''': Kaldor Draigo! I knew you would come!\
421'''Kaldor Drago''': [[CloudCuckoolander YOU LOOK LIKE A STARFRUIT!]]\
422'''Custodian-General''': Please, help me apprehend [Magnus the Red]! You have done it before and surely you can do it again! Just, please, be careful of his-\
423''[[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome (thunk)]]''\
424'''Kaldor Draigo''': [[CurbstompBattle I'VE ALREADY DEFEATED HIM!]]\
425'''Custodian-General''' ''(confused)'' Whuh? ''(cut to an unconscious Magnus on the floor)'' But... how?!\
426'''Kaldor Draigo''': A WIZARD NEVER REVEALS HIS SECRETS!\
427'''Custodian-General''': ''[[FunWithSubtitles (hurts inside noise)]]'' I'm so confused....
428-->--''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', ''Episode 22''
429
430
431[[/folder]]
432
433[[folder:Western Animation]]
434
435->'''Zuko''': Here for a rematch?\
436'''Katara''': Trust me Zuko, it's not going to be much of a match.
437-->--''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Siege of the North, Part 2"
438
439->''"''MAN VS CAR!'' The newest hit show where it pits [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a man versus a car.]] On tonight's episode, Michael Jenkins fights... a regular, old car. Here we go.\
440Oh, he's pushing his way through, he's trying to fight that car, but the car seems to have the upper hand... Oh! He's got a little bit of push back there... Oh no, he just got ran over and chewed up by the tyres. I guess that's another one for the cars.'' [''[[{{Corpsing}} laughs]]''] ''I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?"''
441-->--'''Randy Dicknose''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"
442
443->'''[[BigBad Chuckles]]:''' [[HostileShowTakeover Aha! Then you might NOT be the hero of this story! I still have a chance to destroy you!]]\
444'''Space Narrator:''' Welcome to the heroic exploits of [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace DAVE THE SPACE BARBARIAN!]]\
445'''Chuckles:''' Err. Slight chance?\
446'''Space Narrator:''' Today's episode: Chuckles gets beat like a cheap drum.\
447'''Chuckles:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm doomed.]]
448-->--''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'', "A Pig's Story"
449
450->'''Mom''': What have you boys been up to all weekend?\
451'''Brak:''' We've been playing Headkicker.\
452'''Zorak:''' ''I've'' been playing. ''You've'' been getting a red-ass beatdown.
453-->--''WesternAnimation/TheBrakShow'', "Time Machine"
454
455->''"Later, losers. I'd say you put up a good fight, but I'm not that good of an actor."''
456-->-- '''King Andrias''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''
457
458->''"Thanks for another forgettable experience!"''
459-->-- '''Alastor''' to '''Sir Pentious''', ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel''
460
461[[/folder]]

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