Line #12 Quotes/CougarTown


1	!!''Cougar Town'' Title gags:
2	[[foldercontrol]]
3	[[folder:Season 2]]
4	* 2x01: Still [[AC:Cougar Town]]
5	* 2x03: Badly Titled [[AC:Cougar Town]]
6	* 2x04: Not What The Show Is
7	* 2x05: 100% Cougar Free
8	* 2x06: Titles Are Hard
9	* 2x07: Modern [[AC:Cougar Town]]
10	* 2x08: It's Okay To Watch A Show Called [[AC:Cougar Town]]
11	* 2x09: Regretfully, We Give You [[AC:Cougar Town]]
12	* 2x10: All I Want For Christmas Is A New Title
13	* 2x11: New Year's Resolutions: Embrace Our Stupid Title & Lose Six Pounds (We Love it!)
14	* 2x12: Starting To Own It
15	* 2x13: Do We Have To Do This Joke Forever?
16	* 2x14: (See You Soon) (Stay In Touch @VDoozer, @KBiegel or @CougarTownRoom)
17	* 2x15: We're Back! (Hi Dance Fans, Please Still Be There...)
18	* 2x16: Welcome To (strike-through) Cul-De-Sac Crew, (strike-through) Cougar City, [[AC:Cougar Town]] (sticking with it)
19	* 2x17: Welcome to [[AC:Cougar Town]] (Follow @TheLarmy right now and thank us later)
20	* 2x18: Sorry, we still cringe at the title
21	* 2x19: We pretend [[AC:Cougar Town]] to be called Wine Time
22	* 2x20: We Should Have Live Cougars On [[AC:Cougar Town]]
23	* 2x21, 2x22: We will never stop mocking the title...
24	* 2x21, 2x22: The tabloids says the cast date each other on [[AC:Cougar Town]] ...but they don't.
25	[[/folder]]
26	[[folder:Season 3]]
27	* 3x01: Yeah. It's still called [[AC:Cougar Town]] We're not happy about it either.
28	* 3x02: Titles we liked better than [[AC:Cougar Town]]: Sunshine State, The Drinking Age, Cougar City, Mid-Life.
29	* 3x03: This is not the Simpson's chalkboard bit (3x)
30	* 3x04: Your name isn't that great either.
31	* 3x05: No, it's not just Scrubs in Florida with a lot of wine.
32	* 3x06: You know what would be cooler than this title card bit? A new title
33	* 3x07: Seriously, we spend more time coming up with these title cards than we do writing the show
34	* 3x08: Pay attention. The title [[AC:Cougar Town]] almost makes sense this week!
35	* 3x09: She's marrying a man her own age, so why is it called [[AC:Cougar Town]]
36	* 3x10: Hey, would you and your friends watch a show called "Pig Trials"? Watch the episode, get back to us #pigtrials.
37	* 3x11: "I didn't know it was back on either."-[[{{Series/Community}} Abed]]
38	* 3x12: Welcome to Cougarton Abbey
39	* 3x13: Are we still on TV?
40	* 3x14, 3x15: Hopefully this is only the season finale
41	[[/folder]]
42	[[folder:Season 4]]
43	* 4x01: Welcome back to [[AC:Cougar Town]] Thanks, TBS. Can we curse on TV now?
44	* 4x02: The letters in...[[AC:Cougar Town]] can be rearranged to spell "Taco Rug Now" (which also makes no sense).
45	* 4x03: I got hired on [[AC:Cougar Town]] and they only let me write these. My name's Donny. Hi, Mom.
46	* 4x04: Donny made the title cards about him, so he's gone now.
47	* 4x05: It's Donny again. I'm writing these again whether they want me to or not. There's blood everywhere.
48	* 4x06: Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's a fake holiday, but we still want stuff. xoxo The female writers P.S. Not lingerie-that's for you.
49	* 4x07: This one's for you, continuity nerds.
50	* 4x08: Courteney Cox's boobs at 6:33
51	* 4x09: Asking the tough questions about sex robots.
52	* 4x10: This episode was written by the absolute worst writers we have on staff (www.tbs.com/bradandemily)
53	* 4x11: This episode is funnier if you know that Courteney is terrified of birds.
54	* 4x12: Call your mom, tell her you love her. We're trying to do something positive with these.
55	* 4x13: John Hughes is a God.
56	* 4x14: Remember when we wanted to change the title? Ah, good times. Thanks for sticking with us.
57	* 4x15: Hi Howard Stern Fans. Bababooey
58	[[/folder]]
59	[[folder:Season 5]]
60	* 5x01: Season five? Didn't see that coming.
61	* 5x02: Now with more Friends
62	* 5x03: This is the episode where everyone drinks a bunch of wine.
63	* 5x04: Now with pirates
64	* 5x05: Side effects involve muscle exhaustion, erection problems and flu-like symptoms
65	* 5x06: What does the Cougar say?
66	* 5x07: If you're not watching with a glass of wine in your hand, you're sort of missing the point
67	* 5x08: If you want to option Travellers, call our agents
68	* 5x09: Tonight's episode proves that we are still terrible at naming things
69	* 5x10: Several burritos were harmed during the filming of this episode
70	* 5x11: Another Blacktop and Gumshoe mystery
71	* 5x12: Wine spectators gave this episode 96 points
72	* 5x13: Goodbye... for now? From... [[AC:Cougar Town]]
73	[[/folder]]
74	[[folder:Season 6]]
75	* 6x01: Season 6! Is it too late to change the title?
76	* 6x02: We pity the fool who's missing this
77	* 6x03: Welcome to [[AC:Cougar Town]] There's a baby now. And it talks!
78	* 6x04: Welcome to [[AC:Cougar Town]] To infinity (or 102 episodes) and beyond!
79	* 6x05: This one is pretty dope!
80	* 6x06: Crisp, rich humor with a strong emotional finish - Definitely a buy!
81	* 6x07: Welcome to a magical night you'll remember forever, in... [[AC:Cougar Town]]
82	* 6x08: Badly break for secret treats.
83	* 6x09: Welcome to shocking secrets, scandalous trysts, catfishing and more on this week's [[AC:Cougar Town]]
84	* 6x10: A chick filled episode of [[AC:Cougar Town]]
85	* 6x11: Welcome to THE 100th EPISODE OF - wait, seriously? A hundred? That can't be right. No, it is. Seriously. We checked. This is the 100th EPISODE OF [[AC:Cougar Town]]
86	* 6x12:Welcome to [[AC:Cougar Town]] Always be sure to recycle.
87	* 6x13: Thank you for watching [[AC:Sunshine State]] Finally got the new title!!

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