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1	->''"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing''\
2	''Give it a lick ("Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!")''\
3	''Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane\
4	And then it turns back again, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick when you tug on its winky-]]"''\
5	''(Ooh, that's dirty!) Do y'think so?''
6	-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Amazing Horse]]''
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8	->''By the brand on my withers the finest of tunes''
9	->''Is played by the lancers, hussars, and dragoons''
10	->''And it's sweeter then stables or water to me''
11	->''The cavalry canter of Bonnie Dundee''
12	->''They feed us and break us and handle and groom''
13	->''They give us good riders and plenty of room''
14	->''They launch us in collumn of squadron to see''
15	->''The way of the war-horse to Bonnie Dundee''
16	-->'''Creator/RudyardKipling''', ''Parade song of the camp animals''
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18	->''"I said, 'Fuck your [[CoolCar Mitsubishi]], I've a horse outside!''
19	->''Fuck your Subaru, I've got a horse outside!''
20	->''Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside!''
21	->''If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside!"''
22	-->-- '''Music/{{Rubberbandits}}''', "Horse Outside"
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24	->'''Shrek:''' Have you ladies seen my donkey?
25	->'''Donkey:''' Who you callin' ''donkey?''
26	->''(cut to reveal that Donkey has turned into a white horse)''
27	->'''Shrek:''' ''Donkey?!'' You're a...
28	->'''Donkey:''' A ''staaaallion'', baby! I can whinny! ''(whinnies)'' I can count! ''(paws his hoof in the dirt)'' Look at me, Shrek! ''I'm trotting!''
29	-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek 2}}''
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31	->'''Scrooge:''' I'll get Hortense later, cap'n! She's stretching her legs!
32	->'''Sailor on the mast:''' Blimey! There's a bloomin' 'orse on the tops'l yardarm!
33	-->--''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck''
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35	->''Sometimes we just need one little extra thing, in order to feel fulfilled.\
36	A pony.''
37	-->-- '''[[https://blog.internode.on.net/2010/09/10/nodepony/ Simon Hackett]]''', explaining his choice of company mascot
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39	->Legend has it that the greatest of these wild horses, a blue roan stallion known as Boreus, appears only to the noblest warriors and only in times of dire need. Said to possess the chaotic power of a winter storm somehow contained within the body of an animal, Boreus races forward like the chilling Northern winds, cutting through any foes who dare to threaten those under his protection.
40	-->-- ''Toys/MythicLegions'', '''[[https://www.sourcehorsemen.com/mythic-legions/entry/boreus Boreus]]''' blurb
41
42	->"Among men, [[WorldsBestWarrior Lu Bu]], among horses, Red Hare."

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