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1	->'''Buffy:''' Angel! [[ObligatoryJoke Hot enough for ya?]]\
2	'''Angel:''' Buff! What're you in for?\
3	'''Buffy:''' [[{{Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E22BecomingPart2}} Killing my boyfriend]], of course! Just kidding. No, this Lily chick dragged me here.\
4	'''Angel''': Isn't her name Chanterelle? And what happened to her? [[OfCorsetsSexy She used to be hot!]]\
5	'''Buffy:''' Shut up! But, [[HypocriticalHumor word]]. What's with the hair?\
6	'''Lily:''' [[IsThisWhatAngerFeelsLike That's really mean]], you guys.\
7	'''Buffy:''' Okay, okay. So Angel, I ''have'' kind of missed you. I even ran away from home!\
8	'''Angel:''' Buffy, [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage you stabbed me through the stomach with a sword.]] How about we keep things on the down low for a while?\
9	'''Buffy:''' You're right. So, working hard? Or hardly working?
10	-->'''[[Website/TelevisionWithoutPity Couch Baron]]''' on what would happen if Buffy and Angel ran into each other in Hell.
11
12	->''"This is our year, I'm telling you! Best football season ever. I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick not have quite so many mysterious deaths]], Sunnydale is gonna ''rule''!"''\
13	--'''Larry'''
14
15	->"You came with books? Are they books for me?"\
16	"Well, actually, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness they're kind of for me.]]"\
17	"I don't get it."\
18	"Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?"\
19	"Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what ''summer school'' was for."\
20	"Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?"\
21	--'''Willow''' and '''Oz'''
22
23	->"'Chantarelle' was part of my exotic phase."\
24	"It's nice. It's a mushroom."\
25	[alarmed] "It is? ...That's [[EmbarrassingNickname really embarrassing.]]"\
26	"Well, it's an exotic mushroom, if that's any comfort."
27	-->'''Lily''' and '''Buffy'''
28
29	->I'm trying to get to cute, really, but I'm still sort of stuck on strange.\
30	Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric, with an option on cool.
31	-->'''Willow''' and '''Oz'''
32
33	->[[TheDrifter I don't want any trouble.]] I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, [[RuleOfCool but I want one.]]
34	-->'''Buffy'''
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36	->"The slaying isn't getting any easier, either."\
37	"I don't know, I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down."\
38	"We're losing half the vamps."\
39	"Yeah, but... [[MetaphoricallyTrue rhythmically.]]"
40	-->'''Xander''' and '''Oz'''
41
42	->"Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?"\
43	[splatters Ken's head with a club]\
44	"Gandhi?"\
45	"...Well, you know, if he was really pissed off."
46	-->'''Buffy''' and '''Lily'''

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