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Quotes / Buffy the Vampire Slayer S3E1 "Anne"

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Buffy: Angel! Hot enough for ya?
Angel: Buff! What're you in for?
Buffy: Killing my boyfriend, of course! Just kidding. No, this Lily chick dragged me here.
Angel: Isn't her name Chanterelle? And what happened to her? She used to be hot!
Buffy: Shut up! But, word. What's with the hair?
Lily: That's really mean, you guys.
Buffy: Okay, okay. So Angel, I have kind of missed you. I even ran away from home!
Angel: Buffy, you stabbed me through the stomach with a sword. How about we keep things on the down low for a while?
Buffy: You're right. So, working hard? Or hardly working?
Couch Baron on what would happen if Buffy and Angel ran into each other in Hell.

"This is our year, I'm telling you! Best football season ever. I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite so many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna rule!"

"You came with books? Are they books for me?"
"Well, actually, they're kind of for me."
"I don't get it."
"Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?"
"Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for."
"Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?"
Willow and Oz

"'Chantarelle' was part of my exotic phase."
"It's nice. It's a mushroom."
[alarmed] "It is? ...That's really embarrassing."
"Well, it's an exotic mushroom, if that's any comfort."
Lily and Buffy

I'm trying to get to cute, really, but I'm still sort of stuck on strange.
Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric, with an option on cool.
Willow and Oz

I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.

"The slaying isn't getting any easier, either."
"I don't know, I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down."
"We're losing half the vamps."
"Yeah, but... rhythmically."
Xander and Oz

"Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?"
[splatters Ken's head with a club]
"...Well, you know, if he was really pissed off."
Buffy and Lily


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