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1	->''"[[Music/JudasPriest Breaking the law. Breaking the law. Breaking the law.]]"''
2	-->--'''Beavis and Butt-head'''
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4	->''"I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"''
5	-->--'''Beavis'''
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7	->''"Come to Butt-head."''
8	-->--'''Butt-head'''
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10	->''"When you're gonna walk the walk, you gotta, uh, talk too."''
11	-->--'''Butt-head'''
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13	-> '''Beavis:''' Wait, wait, wait a second. It almost sounded... like he said she wants to have sex too much, and that's why he broke up with her?\
14	'''Butt-Head:''' Uhhhh, that can't be right!\
15	'''Beavis:''' Wait, ''he is''! ''He is complaining!'' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] He's COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT?!\
16	'''Butt-Head:''' This is the dumbest dude I've ever seen in my life.\
17	'''Beavis:''' Ohh he's not just dumb Butt-Head. He's a (''eyes bugging out'') he's a LOUSY SONUVABITCH! Yeah!\
18	'''Butt-Head:''' He sure is.\
19	'''Beavis:''' HOW DARE HE?! I mean, some of us - y'know like me - don't have ''any'' sex! EVER! And he's sitting there, with his MAN BUN and COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING TOO MUCH SEX?!\
20	'''Butt-Head:''' ''Jesus Christ.''\
21	'''Beavis:''' I-I don't know what number "multiple" is, but it's better than ''zero''!\
22	'''Butt-Head:''' Exactly.\
23	'''Beavis:''' Y'know, there's STARVING KIDS IN POOR COUNTRIES A-AND THEY PROBABLY GET TO SCORE BUT I DON'T! A-AND LOOK AT ''THIS'' GUY! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?!\
24	'''Butt-Head:''' [[SubvertedCatchphrase For once, I'm not gonna say]] "settle down, Beavis". You're absolutely right.\
25	'''Beavis:''' I-I ''HATE'' HIM! ''I HATE HIM, BUTT-HEAD!'' ''(proceeds to massacre the TV)''
26	-->--'''Beavis and Butt-Head''' watching ''Ghosted''

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