Line #155 Quotes/AvengersEndgame


1	''Film/AvengersEndgame'' quotes.
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8	->'''Tony Stark:''' ''[sending a message to Pepper Potts]'' Gosh, it seems like a thousand years ago. [[Film/IronMan1 I fought my way out of that cave. Became Iron Man. Realized I loved you.]] I know I said no more surprises, but I was really hoping to pull off one last one.
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10	->'''Tony Stark:''' It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this. You trust me?\
11	'''Steve Rogers:''' I do.\
12	''[they shake hands]''
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16	->'''Steve Rogers:''' We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now -- deep space scans and satellites, and we got nothing. Tony, you fought him...\
17	'''Tony Stark:''' Who told you that? I didn't fight him. No, he [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown wiped my face]] [[ColonyDrop with a planet]] [[BatmanGambit while the Bleecker Street magician gave away the stone.]] [[CurbStompBattle That's what happened, there's no fight...]]\
18	'''Steve Rogers:''' Okay, did he give you any clues, any coordinates, anything?\
19	'''Tony Stark:''' I saw this coming a few years back, [[ContinuityNod I had]] [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron a vision]], but I didn't want to believe it. I thought I was dreaming.\
20	'''Steve Rogers:''' Tony, I'm going to need you to focus...\
21	'''Tony Stark:''' And I ''needed'' you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? You know what I need? I need a shave. I believe I remember telling all of youse...\
22	'''James Rhodes:''' Tony, Tony...\
23	'''Tony Stark:''' ...alive and otherwise, that [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron what we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that?]] [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not]], that's what we ''needed!''\
24	'''Steve Rogers:''' Well, that didn't work out, did it?\
25	'''Tony Stark:''' [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron I said we'd lose. You said, "we'll do that together too."]] Guess what, Cap? We ''lost'', [[DramaticIrony and you weren't there]]. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the ''A''-vengers? Not the ''Pre''-vengers, right? Okay?\
26	'''James Rhodes:''' You made your point. Just sit down.\
27	'''Tony Stark:''' Nah, nah. Here’s my point.\
28	'''James Rhodes:''' Tony, you’re sick! Sit down! Sit!\
29	'''Tony Stark:''' ''[points to Carol Danvers]'' She’s great, by the way! We need ''you''--you're new blood! Bunch of tired old mules! I got nothin' for you, Cap! I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options... zero, zip, nada. No trust -- ''liar.'' ''[rips off his arc reactor]'' Here, take this. You find him, you put that on, you ''hide''... ''[collapses mid sentence]''
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31	-->--'''Tony Stark''' and '''Steve Rogers''' have a less-than-ideal reunion
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33	->'''Steve Rogers:''' Where are they?\
34	'''Carol Danvers:''' Answer the question.\
35	'''Thanos:''' The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.\
36	'''Bruce Banner:''' ''You murdered '''trillions!!''''' ''[shoves Thanos to the ground]''\
37	'''Thanos:''' You should be grateful.\
38	''[Bruce retaliates by punching him in the jaw]''\
39	'''Natasha Romanoff:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' Where are the stones?\
40	'''Thanos:''' Gone, reduced to atoms.\
41	'''Bruce Banner:''' You used them two days ago!\
42	'''Thanos:''' I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable.\
43	'''James Rhodes:''' We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying.\
44	'''Nebula:''' My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.\
45	'''Thanos:''' Ah. Thank you, daughter. [[UnderStatement Perhaps I treated you too harshly--]]\
46	''[Thor swings Stormbreaker down on Thanos, decapitating him]''\
47	'''Rocket:''' Thor? What did you do? \
48	'''Thor:''' ''[[IronicEcho ...I went for the head.]]''
49	-->-- '''Thanos''' got the last laugh... at first.
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51	->'''Tony:''' ''[kisses Morgan on the forehead]'' Love you tons.\
52	'''Morgan:''' I love you 3000.\
53	'''Tony:''' ''[smirks, then whispers while grabbing on to the door knob]'' '''3000'''? That's crazy!\
54	''[Tony slowly exits the room]''\
55	'''Tony:''' Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.
56	-->-- A funny nighttime banter between '''Tony Stark''' and his daughter '''Morgan'''.
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58	->'''Pepper Potts:''' We got really lucky.\
59	'''Tony Stark:''' Yeah, I know.\
60	'''Pepper Potts:''' A lot of people didn't.\
61	'''Tony Stark:''' No, I can't help everybody.\
62	'''Pepper Potts:''' It sort of seems like you can.\
63	'''Tony Stark:''' Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now, and stop.\
64	'''Pepper Potts:''' Tony... trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.\
65	'''Tony Stark:''' Sometimes, I feel I should put it in a locked box and drop it at the bottom of a lake... go to bed.\
66	'''Pepper Potts:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion But would you be able to rest?]]
67	-->--'''Pepper Potts''' encourages Tony to finally step forth and take the chance to reclaim what the world lost.
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69	->''"Turns out that resentment is corrosive, and I hate it."''
70	-->--'''Tony Stark''', proffering an olive branch to Steve Rogers, ending the feud that began in ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''.
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72	->'''Steve:''' ''(after Tony hands him back his shield)'' Tony, I don't know...\
73	'''Tony''': Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.\
74	'''Steve''': Thank you, Tony.\
75	'''Tony''': Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team.
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78	->'''James Rhodes''': If we can do this, you know, go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and... ''[[[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct pantomimes strangulation]]]''
79	->'''Professor Hulk''': [[EveryoneHasStandards Okay, first of all, that's horrible.]]
80	->'''James Rhodes''': It's Thanos!
81	->'''Professor Hulk''': And secondly, [[OurTimeTravelIsDifferent time doesn't work that way.]] ''[[TemporalMutability Changing the past doesn't change the future!]]''
82	->'''Scott Lang''': Look, we go back, [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong we get the stones before Thanos gets them]], Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!
83	->'''Clint Barton''': [[WrongTimeTravelSavvy Bingo.]]
84	->'''Nebula''': That's not how it works.
85	->'''Clint Barton''': Well, that's what ''I'' heard.
86	->'''Professor Hulk''': Wait, but- ''who''? Who told you that?
87	->'''James Rhodes''': ''Star Trek'', ''Terminator'', ''Timecop'', ''Time After Time''...
88	->'''Scott Lang''': ''Quantum Leap''?
89	->'''James Rhodes''': ''A Wrinkle in Time'', ''Somewhere in Time''...
90	->'''Scott Lang''': ''Hot Tub Time Machine''?
91	->'''James Rhodes''': ''Hot Tub Time Machine'', ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'', basically any movie that deals with time travel!\
92	'''Scott Lang''': ''Film/DieHard''? No, that's not one...\
93	'''James Rhodes''': This is known!
94	->'''Professor Hulk''': [[RealityIsUnrealistic I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true.]] Think about it. If you travel to the past, ''that past'' becomes your ''future'', ''and your former present becomes the past,'' '''''[[TimeTravelTenseTrouble which can't now be changed by your new future!]]'''''
95	->'''Nebula''': Exactly.
96	->'''Scott Lang''': ''[disappointed]'' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint So]] ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'''s [[ComicallyMissingthePoint a bunch of]] ''[[TakeThat bullshit]]?''
97	-->--The Avengers discuss and debunk the limitations of quantum time travel.
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100	->''"Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. That doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives... and we're gonna win. Whatever it takes."''
101	-->-- '''Captain America'''
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103	->'''Tony:''' Ah, Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot. That suit... ''[[[FemaleGaze cut briefly to a shot of 2012 Steve's posterior]]]'' did nothing for your ass.
104	->'''Steve:''' No one asked you to look, Tony.
105	->'''Tony:''' It's ridiculous.
106	->'''Scott:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim I think you look great, Cap.]] As far as I'm concerned, that's ''America's ass!'' ''[salutes it in the hammiest manner]''
107	-->-- The rather hilarious discussion on Captain America's 2012 uniform.
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109	->''"[[ThisIsGonnaSuck You've got to be shitting me...]]"''
110	-->-- '''Steve Rogers''' at the moment he sees himself in 2012.
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112	->''"...[[NotSoAboveitAll That]] ''[[NotSoAboveitAll is]]'' [[NotSoAboveitAll America's ass.]]"''
113	-->-- '''Steve Rogers''', [[BrickJoke returning Scott's sentiment]] after [[DistractedByMyOwnSexy taking a closer look]] at his 2012 self.
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115	-> ''"Come here. Right here. ''[[[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slaps Thor in the face]]]'' You think you're the only one who lost people? What do you think we're doing here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg the chick with the antenna]]... all gone. I get you miss your mom... but she's gone. Really gone. And there are plenty of people who are [[OnlyMostlyDead only kinda gone]]... and you can help them. So, is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard... make schmoopy talk to Pretty Pants... and when she's not looking, suck the out Infinity Stone... and help me get my family back?''
116	--> '''Rocket Raccoon''', to Thor, who's having a panic attack over seeing his mom alive.
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118	->'''Frigga:''' You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?\
119	'''Thor:''' Yes I am.\
120	'''Frigga:''' The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?\
121	'''Thor:''' I didn't say I was from the future...\
122	'''Frigga:''' I was raised by witches, boy. [[TrueSight I see with more than eyes]], you know that.\
123	'''Thor:''' ...I'm totally from the future. ''[[TearJerker [starts crying]]]'' I really need to talk to you.\
124	'''Frigga:''' ''[smiles]'' We can talk.
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126	->'''Thor:''' His head was over there... His body over there.... And what was the point? I was too late. I was just standing there. Some idiot with an axe.\
127	'''Frigga:''' Now, you're no idiot. You’re here, aren’t you? Seeking counsel from the wisest person in Asgard. An idiot, no. A failure? Absolutely.\
128	'''Thor:''' That's a little bit harsh.\
129	'''Frigga:''' And do you know what that makes you? Just like everyone else.\
130	'''Thor:''' Well I'm not supposed to be like everyone else, am I?\
131	'''Frigga:''' Everyone fails at who they're supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.
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133	->'''Clint Barton:''' Tell my family I love them.\
134	'''Natasha Romanoff:''' You tell them yourself.
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136	->''"You could not live with your own failures, and where did that bring you? Back to me."''
137	-->--'''Thanos'''
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139	->'''Thanos''': I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you’ve shown me that’s impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.\
140	'''Tony Stark''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, we're all kinds of stubborn]].\
141	'''Thanos''': I’m thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. [[OmnicidalManiac I will shred this universe down to its last atom]], and then, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero with the Stones you’ve collected for me]], [[AGodAmI create a new one]], teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans A grateful universe]].\
142	'''Steve Rogers''': Born out of blood.\
143	'''Thanos''': They'll never know it...[[WrittenByTheWinners because you won't be alive to tell them]]!
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145	->''"In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much."''
146	-->-- '''Thanos''' to Captain America, declaring his revised EvilPlan
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148	->''"AVENGERS! ...assemble."''
149	-->-- '''Captain America''' signaling the assembled heroes to charge Thanos's force.
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151	->'''Spider-Man''' ''[to Captain Marvel]'': I don't know how you're going to get through all that.\
152	'''Wanda''': Don't worry.\
153	'''Okoye''': [[BigDamnHeroes She's got help]].
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155	->'''Thanos:''' I am... inevitable!\
156	''[Thanos snaps his fingers. Nothing happens. He looks to find no stones on the Nano Gauntlet.]''\
157	'''Tony Stark:''' ''[reveals the stones on a new gauntlet made from his armor]'' [[PreMortemOneLiner And I...]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis am...]] [[BookEnds Iron Man.]] ''[snaps fingers]''
158	-->-- The moment Tony Stark snapped the [[HeroicSacrifice fatal killing blow]] that won the war.
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160	->''"Tony. Look at me. We're gonna be okay. [[MeaningfulEcho You can rest now...]]"''
161	-->-- '''Pepper Potts'''
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163	->''"Everybody wants a happy ending, right? [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome But it doesn't always roll that way.]] Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope you get it back, and somewhat of like a normal version of the planet has been restored. If there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me 10 years ago that we weren't alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I wouldn't have been surprised but come on, you know? The epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play, and for better or worse, that's the reality that Morgan is gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I'd better record a little greeting, in case of an untimely death, on my part. Not that death at any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing we're gonna try to pull off tomorrow, it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of this whole thing. Then again, that's the hero gig, right? Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for, everything is gonna work out exactly the way it's supposed to. [[MeaningfulEcho I love you 3000.]]"''
164	-->-- '''Tony Stark''''s pre-recorded message.
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166	->'''Sam Wilson:''' ''[talking to an elderly Steve Rogers]'' So did something go wrong, or did something go right?\
167	'''Steve Rogers:''' Well, after I put the stones back, [[TheSlowPath I thought maybe I'll try some of that life that Tony was telling me to get]].\
168	'''Sam Wilson:''' How'd that work out for you?\
169	'''Steve Rogers:''' It was beautiful.\
170	'''Sam Wilson:''' I'm happy for you, truly.\
171	'''Steve Rogers:''' Thank you.\
172	'''Sam Wilson:''' Only thing bumming me out is the fact that I have to live in a world without Captain America.\
173	'''Steve Rogers:''' Oh, that reminds me... ''[opens a bag revealing a new vibranium shield]'' Try it on.\
174	'''Sam Wilson:''' ''[Looks towards Bucky, who nods in approval. He puts on the shield and holds it like Captain America would]''\
175	'''Steve Rogers:''' How does it feel?\
176	'''Sam Wilson:''' Like it's someone else's.\
177	'''Steve Rogers:''' [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre It isn't]].\
178	'''Sam Wilson:''' Thank you. I'll do my best.\
179	'''Steve Rogers:''' That's why it's yours.\
180	'''Sam Wilson:''' ''[as he shakes Steve's hand, he notices a wedding ring on his ring finger]'' You wanna tell me about her?\
181	'''Steve Rogers:''' No. No, I don't think I will.
182	-->--'''Steve Rogers passes the mantle of Captain America to Sam Wilson.'''
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