History Quotes / AvengersEndgame

'''Tony:''' ''[smirks, then whispers while grabbing on to the door knob]'' 3000"? That's crazy!\\

->''"[[AvengersAssemble AVENGERS! ...assemble.]]"''

->'''Scott Lang''': ''[disappointed]'' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint So]] ''Film/BackToTheFuture'''s [[ComicallyMissingthePoint a bunch of]] ''[[TakeThat bullshit]]?''

->''"We lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back, one round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. That doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives... and we're gonna win. Whatever it takes."''

'''James Rhodes:''' You made your point, Just sit down.\\

'''Tony Stark:''' ''[points to Carol Danvers]'' She’s great, by the way! We need ''you''--you're new blood! Bunch of tired old mules! I got nothin' for you, Cap! I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options... zero, zip, nada. No trust -- ''liar.'' [rips off his arc reactor]'' Here, take this. You find him, you put that on, you ''hide''... ''[collapses mid sentence]''

->'''Steve'''''(after Tony hands him back his shield)'': Tony, I don't know...\\

->'''Scott Lang''': ''[disappointed]'' So ''Film/BackToTheFuture'''s a bunch of ''[[TakeThat bullshit]]?''

->'''Tony:''' Ah, Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot. That suit... ''[[[FemaleGaze Cut briefly to a shot of 2012 Steve's posterior]]]'' did nothing for your ass.

->''"...[[NotSoAboveitAll That]] ''[[NotSoAboveitAll is]'' [[NotSoAboveitAll America's ass.]]"''

->''"...[[NotSoAboveitAll That]] ''[[NotSoAboveitAll is]['' [[NotSoAboveitAll America's ass.]]"''

'''James Rhodes:''' Tony, you’re sick! Sit down! Sit.\\
'''Tony Stark:''' ''[points to Carol Danvers]'' She’s great, by the way! We need you. You're new blood! Bunch of tired old mules! I got nothin' for you, Cap! I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options. Zero, zip, nada. No trust -- ''liar.''\\
''[rips off his arc reactor]''\\
'''Tony Stark:''' Here, take this. You find him, you put that on, you ''hide''...\\
''[collapses mid sentence]''

'''Bruce Banner:''' You murdered trillions!! ''[shoves Thanos to the ground]''\\

'''Natasha Romanoff:''' [{{Beat}}] Where are the stones?\\

'''Thanos:''' Ah. Thank you, daughter. [[UnderStatement Perhaps I treated you too harshly-]]\\

->'''Tony:''' ''[Kisses Morgan on the forehead]'' Love you tons.\\

'''Tony:''' ''[Smirks, then whispers while grabbing on to the door knob]'' 3000"? That's crazy!\\

->'''Tony:''' Ah, Mr. Rogers I almost forgot. That suit... did nothing for your ass.
->''[[[FemaleGaze Cut briefly to a shot of 2012 Steve's posterior]]]''

->'''Scott:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim I think you look great, Cap.]] As far as I'm concerned, that's ''America's ass!'' ''[Salutes it in the hammiest manner]''

->''"... That ''is'' America's ass."''

''[Snaps fingers. Nothing happens. He looks to find no stones on the Nano Gauntlet.]''\\
'''Tony Stark:''' ''[Reveals the stones on a new gauntlet made from his armor]'' [[PreMortemOneLiner And I...]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis am...]] [[BookEnds Iron Man.]] ''[Snaps fingers]''

-->-- '''Thanos''' to Captain America, declaring his [[KillEmAll revised]] EvilPlan

->'''Clint Barton''': Well, [[KnowNothingKnowItAll that's what]] ''I'' [[KnowNothingKnowItAll heard.]]

'''Scott Lang''': ''Film/DieHard''? [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers No, that's not one...]]\\

->'''Professor Hulk''': And secondly, [[OurTimeTravelIsDifferent time doesn't work that way.]] ''Changing the past doesn't change the future!''
->'''Scott Lang''': Look, we go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!
->'''Clint Barton''': Bingo.

->'''Clint Barton''': Well, that's what ''I'' heard.

'''Scott Lang''': ''Film/DieHard''? No, that's not one...\\

'''Scott Lang''': ''Film/DieHard''? [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers No, that's not one...]]\\

->'''Professor Hulk''': [[RealityIsUnrealistic I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true.]] Think about it. If you travel to the past, ''that past'' becomes your ''future'', ''[[TimeyWimeyBall and your former present becomes the past,]]'' '''''[[TimeTravelTenseTrouble which can't now be changed by your new future!]]'''''

->''"Everybody wants a happy ending, right? [[RealityEnsues But it doesn't always roll that way.]] Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope you get it back, and somewhat of like a normal version of the planet has been restored. If there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me 10 years ago that we weren't alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I wouldn't have been surprised but come on, you know? The epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play, and for better or worse, that's the reality that Morgan is gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I'd better record a little greeting, in case of an untimely death, on my part. Not that death at any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing we're gonna try to pull off tomorrow, it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of this whole thing. Then again, that's the hero gig, right? Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for, everything is gonna work out exactly the way it's supposed to. [[MeaningfulEcho I love you 3000.]]"''

'''Thanos''': They'll never know. Because you won't be alive to tell them!

'''Morgan:''' "I love you 3000."\\
'''Tony:''' ''[Smirks, then whispers while grabbing on to the door knob]'' "3000"? That's crazy!\\

'''Thor:''' ...I'm totally from the future. [[TearJerker [starts crying]]] I really need to talk to you.\\

'''Natasha Romanoff:''' ({{Beat}}) Where are the stones?\\

->'''Tony:''' ''(Kisses Morgan on the forehead)'' Love you tons.\\

'''Tony:''' ''(Smirks, then whispers while grabbing on to the door knob)'' "3000"? That's crazy!\\
''(Tony slowly exits the room)''\\

->'''Scott:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim I think you look great, Cap.]] As far as I'm concerned, that's ''America's ass!'' ''(Salutes it in the hammiest manner)''

-> ''"Come here. Right here. ([[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slaps Thor in the face]]) You think you're the only one who lost people? What do you think we're doing here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg the chick with the antenna]]... all gone. I get you miss your mom... but she's gone. Really gone. And there are plenty of people who are [[OnlyMostlyDead only kinda gone]]... and you can help them. So, is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard... make schmoopy talk to Pretty Pants... and when she's not looking, suck the out Infinity Stone... and help me get my family back?''

'''Frigga:''' [smiles] We can talk.

->'''Spider-Man''' ''(to Captain Marvel)'': I don't know how you're going to get through all that.\\

'''Tony Stark:''' ''(Reveals the stones on a new gauntlet made from his armor)'' [[PreMortemOneLiner And I...]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis am...]] [[BookEnds Iron Man.]] ''(Snaps fingers)''