Line #100 Quotes/AnalogyBackfire


1	->'''Dr. Hammond:''' All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
2	->'''Dr. Malcolm:''' Yeah, but John, if Ride/PiratesOfTheCaribbean breaks down, the pirates don't ''eat'' the tourists.
3	-->-- ''Film/JurassicPark1993''
4
5	->[''After ripping Cell's tail off'']\
6	'''Android 16''': That's put an end to your absorbing capabilities. Now you are like a bee without a stinger.\
7	[''{{Beat}} as Cell writhes in pain before calming down and standing up'']\
8	'''Cell''': ...Not exactly. Your analogy of the bee... it's not quite accurate. When bees lose their stingers, they're gone for good. The bee dies. [''screams and grunts for a minute until his tail regenerates''] But when ''Cell'' loses his tail... well, he just grows another one.
9	-->--''Anime/DragonBallZ''
10
11	->'''Creator/RachaelLeighCook:''' ''[holds up egg]'' This is your brain. ''[cracks egg and fries it in a pan]'' This is your brain on drugs. ''[beat]'' Any questions?\
12	'''Jon:''' Yeah, I th-I think I got a few. So you're telling me that my brain on drugs is a healthy, nutritious breakfast that ''helps'' my brain ''grow''? ''[beat]'' Shit, I should do some drugs!
13	-->-- ''WebVideo/JonTron'', "Anti Drug Games"
14
15	->'''Tobias:''' Okay, we're at the hospital. I'll take a low pass, then tell you guys when to jump off. Kind of like an old war movie. You guys are the paratroopers.
16	->'''Marco:''' [[SarcasmMode Good example]]. Ever notice how in those old movies [[SuicideMission the paratroopers mostly get shot]]?
17	-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #6: The Capture''
18
19	->'''Luke:''' Where are you from?
20	->'''Rey:''' Nowhere.
21	->'''Luke:''' Nobody’s from nowhere.
22	->'''Rey:''' [[ShiftingSandLand Jakku]].
23	->'''Luke:''' Alright, that pretty much is nowhere.
24	-->--''Film/TheLastJedi''
25
26	->'''Zeus:''' No! We are not helping Scrooge [=McDuck=]! [[JumpOffABridgeRebuttal If the mortals jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?]]
27	->'''Storkules:''' Yes, father! For I am immortal!
28	->''[Zeus zaps Storkules with lightning]''
29	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''
30
31	->'''Todd:''' I've been doing some thinking, and marriage is like a Tootsie Pop. The lollipop part is a lie, but at the center of the lie, there's a truth. That's the Tootsie Roll, and that's why people get married. But if I married Courtney, it would be a lie without any truth in it, like a Tootsie Pop with just the lollipop part and nothing in the middle.
32	->'''Rutabaga:''' So... a lollipop? That's still pretty good.
33	->'''Todd:''' [[LampshadeHanging I guess it's a bad analogy.]]
34	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', "Stupid Piece of Sh*t"
35
36	->'''Captain Tagon:''' Competing interests? That's fine. Figure out a way to play the ends against the middle.\
37	'''TAG:''' Poor aphorism choice, sir. At the moment, ''we'' are in the middle.\
38	'''Captain Tagon:''' "Burn the candle at both ends?"\
39	'''TAG:''' Better, but we are still in the middle.
40	-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-06-17 June 17th 2008]]
41
42	->'''[[HotBlooded Terry Hoitz]]:''' If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a [[KingOfBeasts lion]] and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and ''freaking eat you''! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.\
43	'''Allen Gamble:''' Okay, first off, ''a lion, swimming in the ocean''? [[CatsHateWater Lions don't like water]]. If you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves, I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his twenty or thirty friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy And guess what]]? You've wandered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated.\
44	'''Terry:''' Yeah?\
45	'''Allen:''' And said "You know what? Lion tastes good. [[AscendedToCarnivorism Let's go get some more lion]]". We've developed a system to establish a beachhead and [[FiendishFish aggressively hunt you and your family]]. And we will corner your pride, [[WouldHurtAChild your children, your offspring]]...\
46	'''Terry:''' How you gonna do that?\
47	'''Allen:''' [[AmplifiedAnimalAptitude We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with]] [[BambooTechnology kelp]]. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. [[BoringButPractical It's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45, no problem]]. That will give us enough time to [[ScarilyCompetentTracker figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you]]. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned. ({{Beat}}) [[LampshadeHanging Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? No]].\
48	''[Terry [[RageQuit throws Allan's coffee onto his shirt]] and leaves]''
49	-->-- ''Film/TheOtherGuys''
50
51	->'''Coach:''' I don't want to hear ''anyone'' complaining, okay? Did the children of Israel complain when they were in the desert? No they didn't!\
52	'''Player:''' Actually, yes they did.\
53	'''Coach:''' Alright, some of them did. I'm not familiar with the story. But I'm just saying...
54	-->-- '''John Crist''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS8lN257k-c Degenerate Football Coach Gets Job at Christian School]]
55
56	->'''Crimson 1:''' Sheep are to be protected. Yet [[PrivateMilitaryContractors wolves like you]] need to be fed. Do you see the problem here? We are the sheepdogs.\
57	'''Comic:''' Sheepdogs herd sheep to ''slaughter'', you asshole!
58	-->-- ''VideoGame/ProjectWingman''
59
60	->'''Tucker:''' See? He knows something about the sword. So it’d be stupid to kill him until we at least know what he wants to use the sword for, right? I mean, how else is a journey for a ''chosen one'' supposed to start? He’s like our [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]].\
61	'''Wash:''' Gollum bit off Frodo’s finger at the end of the journey.
62	-->-- ''Fanfic/RecoveryNone''
63
64	->'''Lisa:''' But Dad, you don't need to help me by humiliating people!
65	->'''Homer:''' ''(sarcastic laughter)'' You love sausage, but you hate to see it getting made!
66	->'''Lisa:''' I don't love sausage!
67	->'''Homer:''' Then would you like to see it getting made?
68	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "A Star is Torn"
69
70	->'''Kevin:''' Look Gwen, you've got to treat a car like you treat a woman.\
71	''({{beat}} as Gwen [[DeathGlare gives him a look]])''\
72	'''Gwen:''' ...''go on.''\
73	'''Kevin:''' ...[[KnowWhenToFoldEm no.]] I sense I made a mistake of some kind.
74	-->--''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien'', "Video Games"
75
76	->'''James Vega:''' You know, the Quarians have done pretty well with [[BubbleBoy those suits]]. Maybe they can make one for [[HandicappedBadass you]].
77	->'''[[AcePilot Joker]]:''' They have: protective medical exoskeleton. I could even get one with racing stripes.
78	->'''James Vega:''' So what's the problem?
79	->'''Joker:''' It's like walking around in heavy armour; totally screws with my spatial awareness.
80	->'''James Vega:''' ''I'' wear heavy armour and my spatial awareness is perfect.
81	->'''Joker:''' You ''[[OnceDoneNeverForgotten crashed]]'' the last shuttle you flew, [[CaptainCrash Vega]].
82	-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
83
84	->'''Joe''': You'll never catch me, I am like the Eiffel Tower!\
85	'''Doc''': That doesn't move.
86	-->--''[[VideoGame/PunchOut Glass Joe]]'s Title Fight''
87
88	->'''lilycat''' (in a Website/{{Twitter}} screenshot): ''I feel like I am watching [[UsefulNotes/BlackLivesMatterMovement George Floyd]] die again, only the country version. We all stand around knowing this is wrong, but helpless to stop it. What can we do?!''\
89	'''hipnox''': ''Bad comparison. I don't remember George Floyd strangling the cop back and repeatedly punching him in the dick while the cop fumbles with his pistol, drops his wallet, badge, pisses and shits himself, chokes on his own saliva and randomly shoots civilians.''
90	-->--[[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2353136-2021-2022-russia-ukraine-conflict A thread]] on Website/KnowYourMeme, discussing the 2022 war in UsefulNotes/{{Ukraine}}
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92	->'''Fiona''': [hears a roar] [[WhatTheHellHero You didn't slay the dragon?]]\
93	'''Shrek''': It's on my to-do list, now come on!\
94	'''Fiona''': [[ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike But this isn't right!]] You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!\
95	'''Shrek''': [[JerkassHasAPoint Yeah, right before they burst into flame!]]\
96	(They pass a skeleton of one of the unfortunate victims)\
97	'''Fiona''': That's not the point...!
98	-->--''WesternAnimation/Shrek1''
99
100	->'''Shrek''': Ogres... are like onions!\
101	'''Donkey''': ... They stink?\
102	'''Shrek''': Ye- No!\
103	'''Donkey''': Ohh, they make you cry?\
104	'''Shrek''': No!\
105	'''Donkey''': Oh! You leave 'em out in the sun, they go brown an' start sprouting little white hairs?\
106	'''Shrek''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NO! LAYERS! Onions. Have. Layers.]] ''Ogres'' have layers. You get it? [[HiddenDepths We both have layers]].\
107	'''Donkey''': ''({{Beat}})'' Oooohh, you both have ''laaayers''!... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You know, not everyone likes onions. CAKE, eveeerybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!]]\
108	'''Shrek''': I DON'T CARE... What everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes!
109	-->--''WesternAnimation/Shrek1''
110
111	->'''Sonic:''' Don't do this, Shadow. Haven't you heard? [[Creator/{{Confucius}} "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."]]\
112	'''Shadow:''' ''Hmph.'' What a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than ''two people'', idiot.
113	-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/21PxERIMYQw "What a stupid quote"]]'' by '''WebVideo/{{Jehtt}}'''
114
115	->'''Skipper:''' Gear down. Gently now, you just want to kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're ''kissing your sister''.\
116	'''Rico:''' ''(harshly slams the plane down)''
117	-->--''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEscape2Africa''
118
119	->'''Troy:''' Britta, you've done enough. Why don't you go start a Ruiners club? Oh wait, you'd probably just ruin it.\
120	'''Britta:''' Well then, I'd be doing a good job cause it's a Ruiners club.\
121	'''Troy:''' You ''ruined'' my analogy!
122	-->--''Series/{{Community}}'', "Biology 101"
123
124	->'''Bill''': Here's the thing, Frank. If I feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here looking for a free lunch. And this is not an Arby's.\
125	'''Frank''': Well, Arby's didn't have free lunch. It was a restaurant.

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