Line #8 Quotes/AllWomenArePrudes


1	->''"[[MemeticMutation You know what really grinds my gears?]] This Creator/LindsayLohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to -- why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is -- is just bogus."''
2	-->-- '''Peter Griffin''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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4	->''"He's right, women are such teases! That's why I went back to men."''
5	-->-- '''Lois Griffin''', in response to her husband's misogynistic rant.
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7	->''"Now, I'm not trying to suggest that marriage is a prison. Of course it's not. In prison, you get [[PrisonRape regular sex]]."''
8	-->-- Comedian '''John Wing'''
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10	->''"Well, you see, sometimes Mommy wants to have a baby; and other times, [[LysistrataGambit I'll forget to take out the garbage]]."''
11	-->-- Comedian '''Al Rae''' explaining to his young daughter why it's taking so long for her to get a new baby brother or sister.
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13	->It's true. [[AllMenArePerverts Guys don't need a relationship as long as they're having sex]].
14	->And women don't need sex... as long as they're having chocolate!
15	-->-- Comedian '''Glen Foster'''
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17	->''As a general rule, a modest woman seldom desires any sexual gratification for herself. She submits to her husband's embraces, but principally to gratify him; and, were it not for the desire of maternity, would far rather be relieved from his attentions.''
18	-->--'''Dr. William Acton''', ''The Functions and Disorders of the Reproductive Organs in Childhood, Youth, Adult Age, and Advanced Life'', 1862.
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21	->Sex is frowned upon in the Dara Happan culture as they are extremely prudish and conservative so they treat sex as something that is necessary in order to produce children. Those who enjoy sex are treated as deviants or people of loose morality. […] There is a story of Spemus the Selfish who maintained that he loved his wife so much that he would never cleave to another and never took concubines. It is said that he coupled with his wife every other day or sometimes every day and that she wasted away under this onslaught and shame until she died.
22	-->-- Simon Phipp's ''TabletopGame/RuneQuest'' headcanon
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24	->''"If men find out we love sex just as much as they do, we'll never get jewelry again!"''
25	-->-- '''Jackie''', ''Series/That70sShow''
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27	->''"Is wrong for lady showing her ker-nickers in public, no?"''
28	-->-- '''Professor Anna Vooshka''', ''Film/CarryOnBehind''
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30	->''Got a pure heart in possession\
31	Don't even know what sex is\
32	Please trust in my confession\
33	[[BlatantLies I swear]] [[SubvertedTrope I'm seiso]]''
34	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Vshojo}} Nyanners]]''', ''"SEISO"'', parody of ''"[[Music/DojaCat Say So]]"''
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36	->''"Every sitcom, every commercial, every stand-up comedian -- hell, even dramas. They all go under the assumption that [[AllMenArePerverts a man wants sex, and that's all that he wants]]. Coincidentally, they all seem to believe that women don't want sex, ever. They just wanna get pregnant. Like, they all dream of having a virginal birth. And as a corollary to that, men don't want children ever, they just want sex."''
37	-->--''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter'', ''Further Thoughts on [[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E14PeterAssment Peter-assment]]''
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39	->'''Andrew:''' ''Girls'' get horny too!
40	->'''Maury:''' WHAT THE F-- ''[[YourHeadASplode (head explodes)]]''
41	-->--''WesternAnimation/BigMouth''
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43	->''Many women dismiss the thought that they could be asexual because they mistakenly believe that all women are like that. There's a dominant narrative that women aren't supposed to like sex, or that they'll only become interested once Prince Charming rides along. Because of this, many asexual women are unaware that they are different from anyone else.''
44	-->-- ''[[https://www.whatisasexuality.com/am-i-ace/woman/ What is Asexuality]]?''
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46	->While sex it at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it. It is useless, in most cases, for the bride to prevail upon the groom to forego the sexual initiation. While the ideal husband would be one who would approach his bride only at her request and only for the purpose of begetting offspring, such nobility and unselfishness cannot be expected from the average man.\
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48	Most men, if not denied, would demand sex almost every day. The wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly during the first months of marriage. As time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency.\
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50	Feigned illness, sleepiness, and headaches are among the wife's best friends in this matter. Arguments, nagging, scolding, and bickering also prove very effective, if used in the late evening about an hour before the husband would normally commence his seduction.\
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52	Clever wives are ever on the alert for new and better methods of denying and discouraging the amorous overtures of the husband. A good wife should expect to have reduced sexual contacts to once a week by the end of the first year of marriage and to once a month by the end of the fifth year of marriage.
53	-->--''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instruction_and_Advice_for_the_Young_Bride Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride]]'', a hoax text purporting to be from 1894. It gets worse from there.
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