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Quotes / All Women Are Prudes

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"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to — why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is — is just bogus."
Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"He's right, women are such teases! That's why I went back to men."
Lois Griffin, in response to her husband's misogynistic rant.

"Now, I'm not trying to suggest that marriage is a prison. Of course it's not. In prison, you get regular sex."
— Comedian John Wing

"Well, you see, sometimes Mommy wants to have a baby; and other times, I'll forget to take out the garbage."
— Comedian Al Rae explaining to his young daughter why it's taking so long for her to get a new baby brother or sister.

And women don't need sex... as long as they're having chocolate!
— Comedian Glen Foster

As a general rule, a modest woman seldom desires any sexual gratification for herself. She submits to her husband's embraces, but principally to gratify him; and, were it not for the desire of maternity, would far rather be relieved from his attentions.
Dr. William Acton, The Functions and Disorders of the Reproductive Organs in Childhood, Youth, Adult Age, and Advanced Life, 1862.

Sex is frowned upon in the Dara Happan culture as they are extremely prudish and conservative so they treat sex as something that is necessary in order to produce children. Those who enjoy sex are treated as deviants or people of loose morality. […] There is a story of Spemus the Selfish who maintained that he loved his wife so much that he would never cleave to another and never took concubines. It is said that he coupled with his wife every other day or sometimes every day and that she wasted away under this onslaught and shame until she died.
— Simon Phipp's RuneQuest headcanon


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