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2 | [[folder:Anime and Manga]] |
3 | ->''"Putting all her weight on my body, Haruhi then pushed me down to the floor. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position.]]"'' |
4 | -->--'''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya''' |
5 | |
6 | ->'''Kyoki:''' ''(reprimanding Love Espada)'' "Espada-senpai! This year, I won't let you [[http://www.mangatown.com/manga/maken_ki/c076/38.html do as you please!!]]"\ |
7 | ''(Espada coaxes her into one of the school's clubrooms and [[InstantSeduction does]] ''[[ExactWords exactly that]]'')'' |
8 | -->--''Manga/MakenKi'' |
9 | |
10 | ->''"I'm angry and I'm wet!"'' |
11 | -->--'''Monkey D. Luffy''', ''Manga/OnePiece'' (Creator/FourKids dub) |
12 | [[/folder]] |
13 | |
14 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
15 | ->'''Lana Lang:''' Lois... We've been rivals for years... How will we ever forget Superman?\ |
16 | '''Lois Lane:''' I know, Lana dear... We must comfort each other! |
17 | -->--''ComicBook/TheLastDaysOfSuperman'' |
18 | |
19 | ->''"Take off that ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} costume right now! And remove those boots, too!"'' |
20 | -->--'''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''' asking his sixteen-year-old cousin to put on her civilian clothes, ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' #270 |
21 | |
22 | ->"Kara is so moody! She misses the gay times she had as Linda Danvers." |
23 | -->--''ComicBook/TheUntoldStoryOfArgoCity'' |
24 | |
25 | ->''"I keep thinking about Firebrand! Oh, wouldn't it be exciting if I could have a wonder horse for my own? The fun we could have together! Gosh, just thinking about it gives me goose flesh! I hope I can fall asleep tonight!"'' |
26 | -->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]''', "ComicBook/TheSuperSteedOfSteel" |
27 | [[/folder]] |
28 | |
29 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
30 | ->''"You know what Jones, you want this chain so bad? Big daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it."'' |
31 | -->--'''Thrax''', ''Film/OsmosisJones'' |
32 | |
33 | ->''"What are ya gonna do, suck me to death?"'' |
34 | -->--'''Air Conditioner''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'' |
35 | [[/folder]] |
36 | |
37 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
38 | ->26 INT. CATESBY'S OFFICE\ |
39 | ''Sir William Catesby, the King's private secretary, is on the phone to Lord Hastings, the Prime Minister.''\ |
40 | '''CATESBY:''' The King's physicians fear him mightily. Prime Minister, the King doth call for you.\ |
41 | 27 INT. HASTINGS' PRIVATE APARTMENT AT 10 DOWNING STREET\ |
42 | ''Hastings, 60 years old, is answering the phone, as his teenage mistress massages his fat body toward orgasm.''\ |
43 | '''HASTINGS:''' Catesby, I come! |
44 | -->-- Early draft of Creator/IanMcKellen's adaptation of ''Film/RichardIII'' |
45 | [[/folder]] |
46 | |
47 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
48 | ->'''Clara:''' ''(climbing out of a window)'' My bustle is stuck!\ |
49 | '''The Doctor:''' Your bustle?!\ |
50 | ''(he pulls her out of the window but falls backwards, Clara lands on top of him)''\ |
51 | '''The Doctor:''' You're going to have to take those clothes off.\ |
52 | '''Clara:''' ''(gasps)''\ |
53 | '''The Doctor:''' ...I didn't mean-\ |
54 | '''Clara:''' I know.\ |
55 | '''The Doctor:''' I just-\ |
56 | '''Clara:''' I understand, I do.\ |
57 | '''The Doctor:''' Good. |
58 | -->--''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Snowmen" |
59 | |
60 | ->'''Creator/StephenFry:''' What you need is length and thickness...\ |
61 | '''Alan Davies:''' That is going to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUJbuwIG79k snipped out, straight on YouTube.]] |
62 | -->--''Series/{{QI}}'' |
63 | [[/folder]] |
64 | |
65 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
66 | ->''"...Eh, eh...Ah!? ...Human!!? Are you serious!? Right in front of me!?"'' |
67 | -->-- '''[[{{Deuteragonist}} Puro]]''' if you let yourself get transfurred right in front of him, ''VideoGame/{{Changed}}'' |
68 | |
69 | ->''"This is how we BANG!"'' |
70 | -->--"THIS IS HDM" by Relect, ''VideoGame/{{crossbeats}} REV. SUNRISE'' |
71 | |
72 | ->''"Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"'' |
73 | -->--'''Sora''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI'' |
74 | |
75 | ->''"Link checked the chest! Wow, this is a nice chest!"'' |
76 | -->--''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' |
77 | |
78 | ->'''J. Jonah Jameson''': Be a man about it! ''SHOW THEM YOUR MANHOOD!''\ |
79 | '''Peter Parker''': Yes, sir!...wait, ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'' |
80 | -->--''VideoGame/MarvelsSpiderMan2'' |
81 | |
82 | ->''"Go over and touch [=NiGHTS=]. You'll see what I mean. That is, of course, if you're ''interested'' in that sort of thing..."'' |
83 | -->--'''Owl''', ''VideoGame/NiGHTSJourneyOfDreams'' |
84 | |
85 | ->''"The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!"'' |
86 | -->--'''Schezo Wegey''', ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris'' |
87 | |
88 | ->''"I see... Milk."'' |
89 | -->--'''Marion''' while staring at [[BoobBasedGag Sonia's boobs]], ''VideoGame/ShiningResonance'' comedy skit |
90 | |
91 | ->''"I'm really going to enjoy this. Prepare to bleed."'' |
92 | -->--'''Deko Gekisho''', ''VideoGame/SinAndPunishmentStarSuccessor'' |
93 | |
94 | ->''"Oh, they're sucking each other!"'' |
95 | -->-- '''[=JayMoji=]''' while watching ''VideoGame/Splatoon3'' [[https://youtu.be/wPQhCGffw_g?t=536 footage]] of two [[WeaponsThatSuck Ink Vacs]] at a standstill, at which point he immediately pauses to [[CantBelieveISaidThat regret what he said]] |
96 | |
97 | ->''"I'm told I come across as awkward sometimes, but if nothing else, I'm good with my hands."'' |
98 | -->--'''Eleanor Hume''', ''VideoGame/TalesOfBerseria'' |
99 | |
100 | ->'''Estelle:''' Victory calls, and [[InnocentInnuendo I come]].\ |
101 | '''Flynn:''' As ''you will.'' |
102 | -->--''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia'', post-victory banter |
103 | |
104 | ->''"I have no idea who you are, but I thank you for arousing me."'' |
105 | -->--'''Beruga''', ''VideoGame/{{Terranigma}}'' |
106 | |
107 | ->"'''I'm coming!'''" ''(while trying to catch his car up)'' |
108 | -->--'''"CCR" Motoki''', ''VideoGame/WanganMidnight Maximum Tune 4'' |
109 | [[/folder]] |
110 | |
111 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
112 | ->Wait 'til you hear what Sunny Jim asked me to swallow. |
113 | -->--'''Darlene Spritzer''', ''WebAnimation/LoboWebseries'' |
114 | [[/folder]] |
115 | |
116 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
117 | ->''Meanwhile, Egon is having just like a horrible time... Or maybe, like, the best time of his entire life. I don't know; this moan could go either way.'' |
118 | -->--'''Ghostbusters News''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3DT9hnolg on]] ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "[[Recap/TheRealGhostbustersS2E60EgonsGhost Egon's Ghost]]" |
119 | |
120 | ->'''Data Sora:''' Guys, I gotta go inside to look.\ |
121 | '''Goofy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Who’s to say if it’s even safe inside Riku?]]\ |
122 | '''Mickey:''' [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this script?]] |
123 | -->-- ''[[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts RE:Coded in a nutshell]]'' |
124 | |
125 | ->'''Archibald:''' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!'' I'm ''coming!''\ |
126 | '''Friend:''' What the hell is that?\ |
127 | '''[=SungWon=]:''' Huh? Oh, uh, I-I'm playing a game. Uh, I played five "Archibald Arrives" cards and that's just the voice clip he does.\ |
128 | '''Friend:''' OK, that's--\ |
129 | '''Archibald:''' ''Auuuughhh! Auuuughhh!''\ |
130 | '''Friend:''' And ''that?''\ |
131 | '''[=SungWon=]:''' That's his damage sound.\ |
132 | '''Archibald:''' I'm ''finished.''\ |
133 | '''[=SungWon=]:''' That's a defeat quote.\ |
134 | '''Archibald:''' Are you ''satisfied'' now?\ |
135 | '''[=SungWon=]:''' It's a cutscene now.\ |
136 | '''Archibald:''' ''Aighe'luvsekks!''[[note]]pronounced "I love sex"[[/note]]\ |
137 | '''Friend:''' OK, now he's just ''saying'' it.\ |
138 | '''[=SungWon=]:''' Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's the name of the ice dragon he's fighting. See? ''(a picture of Aighe'luvsekks is shown)''\ |
139 | '''Friend:''' That just seems intentional now.\ |
140 | '''[=SungWon=]:''' I mean, it makes sense if you play the game.\ |
141 | '''Archibald:''' Do you ''hear me?! Aighe'luvsekks!''\ |
142 | '''[=SungWon=]:''' OK, I hear it now.\ |
143 | '''Archibald:''' ''Finish'' me! |
144 | -->-- ''WebVideo/ProZD'', '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WclnwYyhcos when a game's audio is more suggestive than you realise]]''' |
145 | |
146 | ->Alright guys, how about we check out my full body. I will now show you my body. [[LampshadeHanging Wait.. wait hold on, hold on, nononono wait wait wait that isn't what-]] |
147 | -->--'''[[Characters/HololiveMoriCalliopeCh Calliope Mori]]''' |
148 | |
149 | ->'''[[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Scott]]:''' I said don't.\ |
150 | '''[[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} Logan]]:''' ...maybe it's time for us to move on.\ |
151 | '''Critic:''' [[LampshadeHanging You and I, that one night of passion, it's over now!]] |
152 | -->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfEK6UqAjZE on]] ''Film/XMenTheLastStand'' |
153 | |
154 | ->I'm all into [[PowerStable stables]], more than two men in a stable, I'm always interested in. |
155 | -->--'''Mr. OOC''', ''WebVideo/OSWReview: Wrestling/WrestleMania X-7'' |
156 | |
157 | ->'''Chugga:''' [[OffModel Look at her her (Peach's) hair and]] (notices Peach's animation looks rather "suggestive") What the hell? [[BigWhat WHAT!?]]\ |
158 | '''Jon:''' Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss! |
159 | -->--''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' pointing out Peach's rather [[OffModel unusual animation]] during VideoGame/MarioParty. |
160 | |
161 | ->''(whacking himself with a replica of Thor's hammer with each word) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Trying! So! Very! Hard! To! Be! Family! Friendly!]]'' |
162 | -->--'''WebAnimation/SilverQuill''' reacting to one of these, ''WebVideo/BroniesReact: Shadow Play'' |
163 | [[/folder]] |
164 | |
165 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
166 | ->'''Black:''' We are the protagonists.\ |
167 | '''Joy:''' And we fight for love and justice.\ |
168 | '''Black:''' I'm Black.\ |
169 | '''Joy:''' And I'm Joy.\ |
170 | '''Black:''' And on behalf of my balls,\ |
171 | '''Both:''' We shall punish you! |
172 | -->--''Webcomic/BlackAdventures'' |
173 | |
174 | ->'''Angus:''' Busy night, eh?\ |
175 | '''Hannelore:''' Yes, very!\ |
176 | '''Angus:''' It sure sounded like you were ''enjoying yourselves''.\ |
177 | '''Hannelore:''' Oh no, did we keep you up? I tried to be quiet!\ |
178 | '''Angus:''' It's cool. It's hard to be quiet when you're that excited.\ |
179 | '''Hannelore:''' At first I wasn't really sure what was going on, but Marigold explained everything as we went along, and then I just got carried away, you know?\ |
180 | '''Angus:''' I'm impressed you were keep up with her all night like that.\ |
181 | '''Hannelore:''' Hehe, I'm sorta regretting it now. My butt is all sore!\ |
182 | '''Marigold:''' HANNELORE, he's IMPLYING-\ |
183 | '''Angus:''' No! Don't say it! You'll break the spell!\ |
184 | '''Hannelore:''' My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper And then that giant dog!]] |
185 | -->--[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1702 Hannelore and Marigold]] emerge from a ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' all-nighter, ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' |
186 | [[/folder]] |
187 | |
188 | [[folder:Website]] |
189 | ->''People reveal the most intimate parts of themselves when they talk about their dreams.'' |
190 | -->--''Website/{{Reddit}}'''s description for their dream-related subforum. |
191 | [[/folder]] |
192 | |
193 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
194 | ->''"But I didn't turn you on!"'' |
195 | -->--'''D.W. Read''' to a toy, ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Tales From the Crib" |
196 | |
197 | ->''"The dog's got my wiener! The dog's got my wiener!"'' |
198 | -->--'''D.W. Read''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "[[Recap/ArthurS1E18ArthursChickenPoxSickAsADog Sick as a Dog]]" |
199 | |
200 | ->''"Come to daddy, My pet!"'' |
201 | -->--'''Kyle''', '''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum''' |
202 | |
203 | ->''"Give us [[BlackIsBiggerInBed Black Dick]], and we fear nothing."'' |
204 | -->--'''Sarah Phillips''', ''WesternAnimation/LibertysKids''[[note]]"Black Dick" was the nickname of British Admiral Richard Howe.[[/note]] |
205 | |
206 | ->''"Don't worry. Rarity. I've got you covered."'' |
207 | -->--'''Applejack''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]"[[note]]In horse breeding, "cover" refers to mating.[[/note]] |
208 | |
209 | ->''"Is the beaver fresh, today?"'' |
210 | -->--'''King Julian''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' |
211 | |
212 | ->''"Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads."'' |
213 | -->--'''Xavier''', ''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel'' |
214 | [[/folder]] |
215 | |
216 | [[folder:Real Life]] |
217 | ->''"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressive girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat- and that was what I was after."'' |
218 | -->--'''Creator/MarkTwain''' explaining that timing {{beat}}s is everything when telling a horror story (or a joke), ''How To Tell A Story''. |
219 | [[/folder]] |
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