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1->'''Carlson:''' We've developed this special equipment. Inside this camera is a hidden tape recorder. And this tape recorder actually conceals a hidden camera!
2->'''Maxwell Smart:''' May I ask you a question, Professor Carlson?
3->'''Carlson:''' Certainly.
4->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Why hide a tape recorder in a camera and a camera in a tape recorder? Why not just take pictures with the camera and record with the recorder?
5->'''Carlson:''' Because my mind doesn't work that way, that's why.
6-->-- ''Series/GetSmart'', "The Greatest Spy on Earth"
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8->''Proton began running his hands over his clothing. "They confiscated my wristio, so we can't call out...Great Calculator, they've taken everything! Knife-rings, detonator buttons, belt-sword, trouser-fly transmitter, diamond-saw bootlaces, thermite lint, G-string abseil harness, infra-red contact lenses, my tiny glass balls filled with anesthesia gas, the synthetic strands of hair that can be joined into a 300-pound monofilament test line..." Proton lifted his shirt and stared in horror at the neat laser-scar across his stomach. "The bastards--they even removed my fake explosive appendix!"''

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