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3 | [[folder:Thuganomic Raps]] |
4 | -> ''"This is serious now. Kill the beat.\ |
5 | \ |
6 | Yo, people think I'm crazy.\ |
7 | That's what everyone is telling me.\ |
8 | That me beating you\ |
9 | is like you winning a spelling bee.\ |
10 | \ |
11 | That's okay because tonight\ |
12 | I silence them all.\ |
13 | [[DumbMuscle You're a Neanderthal.]]\ |
14 | So I'll use words that are small.\ |
15 | \ |
16 | ''[[HulkSpeak "Big Brock Lesnar.\ |
17 | Here comes the pain!\ |
18 | God build me strong.\ |
19 | Forgot to give me brain."]]''\ |
20 | \ |
21 | You hop around all day\ |
22 | like there's potatoes in your crack.\ |
23 | That's a nice tattoo\ |
24 | of your mother on your back.\ |
25 | \ |
26 | Yo. I'm untouchable\ |
27 | you can't beat my ability.\ |
28 | [[BadassBoast I'm like a basic match problem Brock.\ |
29 | You just can't finish me.]]"'' |
30 | -->-- Rapping about Wrestling/BrockLesnar, Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHjICKPz31E February 13, 2003]] |
31 | |
32 | ->''HBK, I'm scouting you heavy,'' |
33 | ->''Because I know there's no one better.'' |
34 | ->''But you're a little friendly,'' |
35 | ->''Wearing chaps, chains, and leather?'' |
36 | |
37 | ->''And gold medal or not,'' |
38 | ->''Kurt Angle's goin' south.'' |
39 | ->''Forget your mouthpiece,'' |
40 | ->''I put my piece in your mouth.'' |
41 | |
42 | ->''Big Show's a giant! He's enormous!'' |
43 | ->''I can think of a million adjectives.'' |
44 | ->''But it's another case of...'' |
45 | ->''Big things with small packages.'' |
46 | |
47 | ->''And Carlito, you're ain't cool!'' |
48 | ->''You're some chia pet putz.'' |
49 | ->''And instead of spitting out apples,'' |
50 | ->''You should be choking on these nuts.'' |
51 | |
52 | ->''Lita's a slut.'' |
53 | ->''You all should run the other way when you see her.'' |
54 | ->''I shook her hand last week,'' |
55 | ->''And she gave me gonorrhea.'' |
56 | |
57 | ->''HeyYou You claim your Money in the Bank.'' |
58 | ->''Edge,'' "you think you know me?". |
59 | ->''Well John Cena's like a pinwheel.'' |
60 | ->''So you can go ahead and blow me.'' |
61 | |
62 | ->''You see [[{{Catchphrase}} the champ is here!]]'' |
63 | ->''And I never back down! I never quit!'' |
64 | ->''If I got to, I fight you all!'' |
65 | ->''Cuz' I just don't give a '''SHIT!!''''' |
66 | -->-- Dissing Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/KurtAngle, Wrestling/BigShow, Wrestling/CarlitoColon, Wrestling/{{Lita}}, and Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}} at ''Carlito's Cabanna'', Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFDPwf72-U October 10, 2005]] |
67 | |
68 | ->''"Finally, The Rock came back\ |
69 | and everybody was gettin' with it.\ |
70 | 'Till he said I was talking trash,\ |
71 | but he would never be specific.\ |
72 | \ |
73 | It's because I wasn't talking trash, Rock,\ |
74 | I was talking truth.\ |
75 | You left us hanging high and dry\ |
76 | to play a [[Film/TheToothFairy fairy with a tooth]]?\ |
77 | \ |
78 | And... and then you walk into this ring\ |
79 | and tell these people that I'm lame, man?\ |
80 | He wore lipstick in ''Film/GetShorty''\ |
81 | and rocked a skirt for ''Film/TheGamePlan''.\ |
82 | \ |
83 | This "Fruity Pebble" that you dealin' with,\ |
84 | I'm not your average [[{{Jobber}} jabroni]].\ |
85 | I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock,\ |
86 | so go ahead and blow me.\ |
87 | \ |
88 | And you're electrifying, yes.\ |
89 | But hang with me, that's just absurd.\ |
90 | See, now you gotta tell your family\ |
91 | you just got schooled by [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney's]] turd.\ |
92 | \ |
93 | Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. That's your material,\ |
94 | you can have your joke back.\ |
95 | Just don't go [[Film/RacetoWitchMountain racing to Witch Mountain]], Rock,\ |
96 | 'cause [[Film/BrokebackMountain your mountain is Brokeback]].\ |
97 | \ |
98 | Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, The Rock's new movie,\ |
99 | well it's nothing like "Walking Tall".\ |
100 | He spends the movie in a bowling alley,\ |
101 | polishing my balls.\ |
102 | \ |
103 | The People's Champ? He's never with the people.\ |
104 | Rock, your words are see-through.\ |
105 | You imitate me every time you leave:\ |
106 | for seven years we couldn't see you.\ |
107 | \ |
108 | And-and-and-and is it Rock or is it Dwayne?\ |
109 | Pick a side, come on, son.\ |
110 | If I was you, I'd stick with "Rock".\ |
111 | 'Cause "Dwayne" ain't got a [[{{Pun}} john, son]].\ |
112 | \ |
113 | And you'll see me at ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'',\ |
114 | well, then I'll make sure not to miss it.\ |
115 | But you ain't gonna [[CatchPhrase/DwayneJohnson whip my candy ass]], dude.\ |
116 | I'll make sure you kiss it.\ |
117 | \ |
118 | You're the ''[=WrestleMania=]'' host, Rock.\ |
119 | [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\ |
120 | You tell these people that you love 'em.\ |
121 | [[BadassBoast I'm here every week to show it]].\ |
122 | \ |
123 | That's called a first round knockout,\ |
124 | and now you know that I'm not playin'.\ |
125 | Run your mouth all you want, dude,\ |
126 | it doesn't matter what you're sayin'."'' |
127 | -->-- Cena responds to the Rock [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEzQNGLSlk February 21, 2011]] |
128 | |
129 | -> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\ |
130 | but I will never be his mouthpiece\ |
131 | 'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\ |
132 | he took his talents straight down the South Beach.\ |
133 | \ |
134 | And for the past few weeks\ |
135 | Rock's been legitimately pissed.\ |
136 | If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\ |
137 | it's all in the wrist.\ |
138 | \ |
139 | Could we please have a week\ |
140 | where you don't come out here and choke?\ |
141 | You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\ |
142 | right now you're a [[{{Pun}} G.I. Joke]].\ |
143 | \ |
144 | Ever since I open my mouth about you,\ |
145 | you've begging me to back off,\ |
146 | so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\ |
147 | I think y'all both are jackoffs.\ |
148 | \ |
149 | And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st,]]\ |
150 | you won't be making no more movies.\ |
151 | You're gonna need surgery on your face\ |
152 | just like you had it on your boobies.\ |
153 | \ |
154 | [[PecFlex Those poppin' pecs,]] they had more work\ |
155 | than a locker room full of Divas.\ |
156 | I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\ |
157 | I'mma give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\ |
158 | \ |
159 | [[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\ |
160 | and the truth is getting scary,\ |
161 | 'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\ |
162 | they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].\ |
163 | \ |
164 | Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\ |
165 | 'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\ |
166 | I'm Mister Kung Pow Chicken,\ |
167 | you just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\ |
168 | \ |
169 | And no! No! I don't have balls,\ |
170 | but I've got something in their place.\ |
171 | I'mma beat yo ass at Wrestlemania\ |
172 | [[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"'' |
173 | -->-- His rap for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]] |
174 | |
175 | -> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\ |
176 | and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\ |
177 | 'cause you standing the ring\ |
178 | with John Cena about to turn heel.\ |
179 | \ |
180 | "Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\ |
181 | shut your mouth, and no string plucks"?\ |
182 | I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\ |
183 | because this whole damn thing sucks.\ |
184 | \ |
185 | This means "walk with Elias"?\ |
186 | Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it.\ |
187 | Because without the guitar, what it really means\ |
188 | is wasted wrestling experiment.\ |
189 | \ |
190 | I’m a bad man, my style\ |
191 | like a pitbull bit you,\ |
192 | And you ain’t even half a dog,\ |
193 | you just a little piece of shitzu.\ |
194 | \ |
195 | ''[[VisualPun (A photo of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\ |
196 | \ |
197 | I’d ask you to do a duet,\ |
198 | but you’d just put it on the shelf,\ |
199 | because everybody here just saw\ |
200 | you only like playin’ with yourself.\ |
201 | \ |
202 | And they call me the Golden Shovel,\ |
203 | so I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\ |
204 | your face looks like my nuts,\ |
205 | except you got a hairier bush.\ |
206 | \ |
207 | It looks like I wore out my welcome.\ |
208 | It’s about time that I left you.\ |
209 | So there’ll be no [[FinishingMove AA]] for today,\ |
210 | but... you are about to get the [[FunWithAcronyms F.U.]]"'' |
211 | -->-- Bringing back the gimmick for another night, against Elias, ''Wrestling/WrestleMania 35'' |
212 | |
213 | ->''Respect for calling me out.\ |
214 | But ain't no way I'm getting bested.\ |
215 | Y'all look just like your mugshots.\ |
216 | How was it getting arrested?'' |
217 | -->-- Cena mocks Wrestling/TheUsos for their imprisonments, ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]] Reunion 2019'' |
218 | [[/folder]] |
219 | |
220 | [[folder:Other]] |
221 | ->"I don't blame a portion of the audience getting complacent with me, but I'm not gonna, change who I am." |
222 | |
223 | ->"Trust me... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine." |
224 | |
225 | ->"A true champion is not judged by how much he or she is admired, but how well they can stand at the face of adversity." |
226 | [[/folder]] |
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