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And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\

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And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\1st,]]\\
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Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it,\\
because without the guitar, what it really means\\

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Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it,\\
because
it.\\
Because
without the guitar, what it really means\\



So there’ll be now [[FinishingMove AA]] for today,\\

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So there’ll be now no [[FinishingMove AA]] for today,\\



->"Trust me, ... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine."

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->"Trust me, ...me... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine."
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right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].\\

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right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt G.I. Joke]].\\



I think you're both a jackoffs.\\

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I think you're y'all both a are jackoffs.\\



[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\

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[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] poppin' pecs,]] they had more work\\



I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\

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I'll I'mma give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\



I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\

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I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're
Kung Pow Chicken,\\
you
just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\



I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\

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I'mma beat you' yo ass at Wrestlemania\\
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-->-- Dissing Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/KurtAngle, Wrestling/BigShow, Wrestling/CarlitoColon, Wrestling/{{Lita}}, and Wrestling/{{Edge}} at ''Carlito's Cabanna'', Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFDPwf72-U October 10, 2005]]

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-->-- Dissing Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/KurtAngle, Wrestling/BigShow, Wrestling/CarlitoColon, Wrestling/{{Lita}}, and Wrestling/{{Edge}} Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}} at ''Carlito's Cabanna'', Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFDPwf72-U October 10, 2005]]
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you just got schooled by WesternAnimation/{{Barney}}'s turd.\\

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you just got schooled by WesternAnimation/{{Barney}}'s [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney's]] turd.\\

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->''"Finally, The Rock came back and everybody was gettin' with it.\\
'Till he said I was talking trash, but he would never be specific.\\
It's because I wasn't talking trash, Rock, I was talking truth.\\
You left us hanging high and dry to play a [[Film/TheToothFairy fairy with a tooth]]?\\

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->''"Finally, The Rock came back back\\
and everybody was gettin' with it.\\
'Till he said I was talking trash, trash,\\
but he would never be specific.\\
It's because I wasn't talking trash, Rock, I was talking truth.\\
You left us hanging high and dry to play a [[Film/TheToothFairy fairy with a tooth]]?\\
\\



And... and then you walk into this ring and tell these people that I'm lame, man?\\
He wore lipstick in "Get Shorty" and rocked a skirt for "The Game Plan".\\
This "Fruity Pebble" that you dealin' with, I'm not your average jabroni.\\
I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.\\

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And... and then you walk into this ring and tell these people that I'm lame, man?\\
He wore lipstick in "Get Shorty" and rocked a skirt for "The Game Plan".
It's because I wasn't talking trash, Rock,\\
I was talking truth.
\\
This "Fruity Pebble" that you dealin' with, I'm not your average jabroni.\\
I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead
You left us hanging high and blow me.\\dry\\
to play a [[Film/TheToothFairy fairy with a tooth]]?\\



And you're electrifying, yes. But hang with me, that's just absurd.\\
See, now you gotta tell your family you just got schooled by Barney's turd.\\

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And you're electrifying, yes. But hang with me, that's just absurd.\\
See, now
And... and then you gotta walk into this ring\\
and
tell your family you just got schooled by Barney's turd.these people that I'm lame, man?\\
He wore lipstick in ''Film/GetShorty''\\
and rocked a skirt for ''Film/TheGamePlan''.
\\



Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. That's your material, you can have your joke back.\\
Just don't go [[Film/RacetoWitchMountain racing to Witch Mountain]], Rock, 'cause your mountain is Brokeback.\\

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Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. That's This "Fruity Pebble" that you dealin' with,\\
I'm not
your material, you can have your joke back.average [[{{Jobber}} jabroni]].\\
Just don't I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock,\\
so
go [[Film/RacetoWitchMountain racing to Witch Mountain]], Rock, 'cause your mountain is Brokeback.ahead and blow me.\\



Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, The Rock's new movie, well it's nothing like "Walking Tall".\\
He spends the movie in a bowling alley, polishing my balls.\\

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Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, The Rock's new movie, well it's nothing like "Walking Tall".And you're electrifying, yes.\\
He spends the movie in a bowling alley, polishing my balls.But hang with me, that's just absurd.\\
See, now you gotta tell your family\\
you just got schooled by WesternAnimation/{{Barney}}'s turd.
\\



The People's Champ? He's never with the people. Rock, your words are see-through.\\
You imitate me every time you leave: for seven years we couldn't see you.\\
And-and-and-and is it Rock or is it Dwayne? Pick a side, come on, son.\\
If I was you, I'd stick with "Rock". 'Cause "Dwayne" ain't got a john, son.\\

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The People's Champ? He's never with the people. Rock, Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. That's your words are see-through.material,\\
you can have your joke back.
\\
You imitate me every time you leave: for seven years we couldn't see you.\\
And-and-and-and
Just don't go [[Film/RacetoWitchMountain racing to Witch Mountain]], Rock,\\
'cause [[Film/BrokebackMountain your mountain
is it Rock or is it Dwayne? Pick a side, come on, son.\\
If I was you, I'd stick with "Rock". 'Cause "Dwayne" ain't got a john, son.
Brokeback]].\\



And you'll see me at Wrestling/WrestleMania, well then I'll make sure not to miss it.\\
But you ain't gonna whip my candy ass, dude. I'll make sure you kiss it.\\
You're the [=WrestleMania=] host, Rock. [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\\
You tell these people that you love 'em. I'm here every week to show it.\\

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And you'll see me at Wrestling/WrestleMania, Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, The Rock's new movie,\\
well then I'll make sure not to miss it.it's nothing like "Walking Tall".\\
But you ain't gonna whip my candy ass, dude. I'll make sure you kiss it.\\
You're
He spends the [=WrestleMania=] host, Rock. [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\\
You tell these people that you love 'em. I'm here every week to show it.
movie in a bowling alley,\\
polishing my balls.
\\



That's called a first round knockout and now you know that I'm not playin'.\\
Run your mouth all you want, dude, it doesn't matter what you're sayin'."''
-->-- Cena responds to the Rock [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEzQNGLSlk February 21, 2011]]

-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.\\

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That's called a first round knockout and now you know that I'm not playin'.The People's Champ? He's never with the people.\\
Run Rock, your mouth all words are see-through.\\
You imitate me every time
you want, dude, it doesn't matter what you're sayin'."''
-->-- Cena responds to the Rock [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEzQNGLSlk February 21, 2011]]

-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.
leave:\\
for seven years we couldn't see you.
\\



And for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.\\
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.\\

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And for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.
And-and-and-and is it Rock or is it Dwayne?\\
Pick a side, come on, son.
\\
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.
I was you, I'd stick with "Rock".\\
'Cause "Dwayne" ain't got a [[{{Pun}} john, son]].
\\



Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].\\

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Could we please have a week\\
where
And you'll see me at ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'',\\
well, then I'll make sure not to miss it.\\
But
you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].
ain't gonna [[CatchPhrase/DwayneJohnson whip my candy ass]], dude.\\
I'll make sure you kiss it.
\\



Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.\\

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Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are
You're the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.
''[=WrestleMania=]'' host, Rock.\\
[[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\\
You tell these people that you love 'em.\\
[[BadassBoast I'm here every week to show it]].
\\



And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.\\
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just like you had it on your boobies.\\

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And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
That's called a first round knockout,\\
and now
you won't be making no more movies.know that I'm not playin'.\\
You're gonna need surgery on Run your face\\
just
mouth all you want, dude,\\
it doesn't matter what you're sayin'."''
-->-- Cena responds to the Rock [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEzQNGLSlk February 21, 2011]]

-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is
like you had it on your boobies.[[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.
\\



[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\

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[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.
And for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.
\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.
\\



[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].\\

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[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here
and the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].
choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].
\\



Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\

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Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close
Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me
to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\\
I think
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].both a jackoffs.\\



And no! No! I don't have balls,\\
but I've got something in their place.\\
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\
[[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"''
-->-- His rap for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]

-> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\\
and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\\
'cause you standing the ring\\
with John Cena about to turn heel.\\

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And no! No! I don't have balls,\\
but I've got something in their place.
after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.
\\
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\
[[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"''
-->-- His rap for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]

-> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\\
and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\\
'cause
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just like
you standing the ring\\
with John Cena about to turn heel.
had it on your boobies.\\



"Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\\
shut your mouth, and no string plucks"?\\
I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\\
because this whole damn thing sucks.\\

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"Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\\
shut your mouth,
[[PecFlex Those pop and no string plucks"?\\
I feel like I’m watching one
pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full
of my movies\\
because this whole damn thing sucks.
Divas.\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].
\\



This means "walk with Elias"?\\
Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it,\\
because without the guitar, what it really means\\
is wasted wrestling experiment.\\

to:

This means "walk with Elias"?\\
Nah, I’m not really feelin’
[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
because without and the guitar, what it really means\\
truth is wasted wrestling experiment.getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].
\\



I’m a bad man, my style\\
like a pitbull bit you,\\
And you ain’t even half a dog,\\
you just a little piece of shitzu.\\

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I’m a bad man, my style\\
like a pitbull bit you,\\
And you ain’t
Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not
even half a dog,\\
you
close to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're
just a little piece of shitzu.Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\



''[[VisualPun (A photo of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\\

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''[[VisualPun (A photo And no! No! I don't have balls,\\
but I've got something in their place.\\
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\
[[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"''
-->-- His rap for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]

-> ''"The Doctor
of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun Thuganomics is back\\
and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\\
'cause you standing the ring\\
with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\\John Cena about to turn heel.\\



I’d ask you to do a duet,\\
but you’d just put it on the shelf,\\
because everybody here just saw\\
you only like playin’ with yourself.\\

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I’d ask you to do a duet,\\
but you’d just put it on the shelf,\\
"Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\\
shut your mouth, and no string plucks"?\\
I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\\
because everybody here just saw\\
you only like playin’ with yourself.
this whole damn thing sucks.\\



And they call me the Golden Shovel,\\
so I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\\
your face looks like my nuts,\\
except you got a hairier bush.\\

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And they call me the Golden Shovel,\\
so
This means "walk with Elias"?\\
Nah,
I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\\
your face looks like my nuts,\\
except you got a hairier bush.
not really feelin’ it,\\
because without the guitar, what it really means\\
is wasted wrestling experiment.
\\


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I’m a bad man, my style\\
like a pitbull bit you,\\
And you ain’t even half a dog,\\
you just a little piece of shitzu.\\
\\
''[[VisualPun (A photo of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\\
\\
I’d ask you to do a duet,\\
but you’d just put it on the shelf,\\
because everybody here just saw\\
you only like playin’ with yourself.\\
\\
And they call me the Golden Shovel,\\
so I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\\
your face looks like my nuts,\\
except you got a hairier bush.\\
\\
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->Finally, The Rock came back and everybody was gettin' with it.\\

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->Finally, ->''"Finally, The Rock came back and everybody was gettin' with it.\\



You're the WrestleMania host, Rock. [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\\

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You're the WrestleMania [=WrestleMania=] host, Rock. [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\\



Run your mouth all you want, dude, it doesn't matter what you're sayin'.

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Run your mouth all you want, dude, it doesn't matter what you're sayin'."''

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-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.\\

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-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
->Finally, The Rock came back and everybody was gettin' with it.\\
'Till he said I was talking trash,
but I will he would never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.\\
specific.\\
It's because I wasn't talking trash, Rock, I was talking truth.\\
You left us hanging high and dry to play a [[Film/TheToothFairy fairy with a tooth]]?\\



And for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.\\
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.\\

to:

And And... and then you walk into this ring and tell these people that I'm lame, man?\\
He wore lipstick in "Get Shorty" and rocked a skirt
for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.
"The Game Plan".\\
If This "Fruity Pebble" that you get stuck singing dealin' with, I'm not your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.
average jabroni.\\
I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.
\\



Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].\\

to:

Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now
And you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].electrifying, yes. But hang with me, that's just absurd.\\
See, now you gotta tell your family you just got schooled by Barney's turd.
\\



Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.\\

to:

Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me
Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. That's your material, you can have your joke back.\\
Just don't go [[Film/RacetoWitchMountain racing
to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.
Witch Mountain]], Rock, 'cause your mountain is Brokeback.\\



And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.\\
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just like you had it on your boobies.\\

to:

And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.
Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, The Rock's new movie, well it's nothing like "Walking Tall".\\
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just like you had it on your boobies.
He spends the movie in a bowling alley, polishing my balls.\\



[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\

to:

[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.
The People's Champ? He's never with the people. Rock, your words are see-through.\\
I've You imitate me every time you leave: for seven years we couldn't see you.\\
And-and-and-and is it Rock or is it Dwayne? Pick a side, come on, son.\\
If I was you, I'd stick with "Rock". 'Cause "Dwayne" ain't
got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].
john, son.\\



[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].\\

to:

[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and
And you'll see me at Wrestling/WrestleMania, well then I'll make sure not to miss it.\\
But you ain't gonna whip my candy ass, dude. I'll make sure you kiss it.\\
You're
the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].
WrestleMania host, Rock. [[BorrowedCatchphrase That's your role, know it.]]\\
You tell these people that you love 'em. I'm here every week to show it.
\\



Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\

to:

Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause
That's called a first round knockout and now you know that I'm not even close to sick of it.playin'.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
Run your mouth all you want, dude, it doesn't matter what you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].sayin'.
-->-- Cena responds to the Rock [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OEzQNGLSlk February 21, 2011]]

-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.
\\



And no! No! I don't have balls,\\
but I've got something in their place.\\
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\
[[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"''
-->-- Bringing back the gimmick for one night for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]

-> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\\
and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\\
'cause you standing the ring\\
with John Cena about to turn heel.\\

to:

And no! No! I don't have balls,\\
but I've got something in their place.
for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.
\\
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\
[[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"''
-->-- Bringing back
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in
the gimmick for one night for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]

-> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\\
and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\\
'cause you standing the ring\\
with John Cena about to turn heel.
wrist.\\



"Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\\
shut your mouth, and no string plucks"?\\
I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\\
because this whole damn thing sucks.\\

to:

"Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\\
shut your mouth,
Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here
and no string plucks"?\\
I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\\
because
choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]]
this whole damn thing sucks.summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].
\\



This means "walk with Elias"?\\
Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it,\\
because without the guitar, what it really means\\
is wasted wrestling experiment.\\

to:

This means "walk with Elias"?\\
Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it,\\
because without
Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are
the guitar, what it really means\\
is wasted wrestling experiment.
same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.
\\



I’m a bad man, my style\\
like a pitbull bit you,\\
And you ain’t even half a dog,\\
you just a little piece of shitzu.\\

to:

I’m a bad man, my style\\
And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.\\
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just
like a pitbull bit you,\\
And
you ain’t even half a dog,\\
you just a little piece of shitzu.
had it on your boobies.\\



''[[VisualPun (A photo of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\\

to:

''[[VisualPun (A photo [[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full
of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\\Divas.\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\



I’d ask you to do a duet,\\
but you’d just put it on the shelf,\\
because everybody here just saw\\
you only like playin’ with yourself.\\

to:

I’d ask you to do a duet,\\
but you’d just put it on
[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and
the shelf,\\
because everybody here just saw\\
you only like playin’ with yourself.
truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].
\\



And they call me the Golden Shovel,\\
so I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\\
your face looks like my nuts,\\
except you got a hairier bush.\\

to:

And they call me the Golden Shovel,\\
so I’m about
Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close
to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\\
your face looks like my nuts,\\
except you got a hairier bush.
sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].
\\



And no! No! I don't have balls,\\
but I've got something in their place.\\
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\
[[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"''
-->-- His rap for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]

-> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\\
and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\\
'cause you standing the ring\\
with John Cena about to turn heel.\\
\\
"Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\\
shut your mouth, and no string plucks"?\\
I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\\
because this whole damn thing sucks.\\
\\
This means "walk with Elias"?\\
Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it,\\
because without the guitar, what it really means\\
is wasted wrestling experiment.\\
\\
I’m a bad man, my style\\
like a pitbull bit you,\\
And you ain’t even half a dog,\\
you just a little piece of shitzu.\\
\\
''[[VisualPun (A photo of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\\
\\
I’d ask you to do a duet,\\
but you’d just put it on the shelf,\\
because everybody here just saw\\
you only like playin’ with yourself.\\
\\
And they call me the Golden Shovel,\\
so I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\\
your face looks like my nuts,\\
except you got a hairier bush.\\
\\



-->''Respect for calling me out.\\

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-->''Respect ->''Respect for calling me out.\\
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-->''Respect for calling me out.\\
But ain't no way I'm getting bested.\\
Y'all look just like your mugshots.\\
How was it getting arrested?''
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->''And she gave me diarrhea.gonorrhea.''
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-> ''"The Doctor of Thuganomics is back\\
and poor [[Wrestling/{{Elias}} Elias]] has got the worst deal,\\
'cause you standing the ring\\
with John Cena about to turn heel.\\
\\
"Silence your cell phone, hold your applause,\\
shut your mouth, and no string plucks"?\\
I feel like I’m watching one of my movies\\
because this whole damn thing sucks.\\
\\
This means "walk with Elias"?\\
Nah, I’m not really feelin’ it,\\
because without the guitar, what it really means\\
is wasted wrestling experiment.\\
\\
I’m a bad man, my style\\
like a pitbull bit you,\\
And you ain’t even half a dog,\\
you just a little piece of shitzu.\\
\\
''[[VisualPun (A photo of a]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shih_Tzu Shih Tzu]] [[VisualPun with Elias's face on it appears on the Titantron)]]''\\
\\
I’d ask you to do a duet,\\
but you’d just put it on the shelf,\\
because everybody here just saw\\
you only like playin’ with yourself.\\
\\
And they call me the Golden Shovel,\\
so I’m about to [[BreakingTheFourthWall bury your push]],\\
your face looks like my nuts,\\
except you got a hairier bush.\\
\\
It looks like I wore out my welcome.\\
It’s about time that I left you.\\
So there’ll be now [[FinishingMove AA]] for today,\\
but... you are about to get the [[FunWithAcronyms F.U.]]"''
-->-- Bringing back the gimmick for another night, against Elias, ''Wrestling/WrestleMania 35''
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->''But it's another case of''

to:

->''But it's another case of''of...''
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->''Wearing chaps, chains and leather?''

to:

->''Wearing chaps, chains chains, and leather?''



->''You see The Champ is here!''

to:

->''You see The Champ [[{{Catchphrase}} the champ is here!''here!]]''
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->''And you! You claim your Money in the Bank.''

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->''And you! ->''HeyYou You claim your Money in the Bank.''
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->''But it's another case of...''

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->''But it's another case of...''of''



->''Edge,'' "you think you know me".

to:

->''Edge,'' "you think you know me".me?".



->''Cuz' I just don't give a SHIT'''!!'''''
-->-- Dissing Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/KurtAngle, Wrestling/BigShow, Wrestling/{{Carlito}}, Wrestling/{{Lita}}, and Wrestling/{{Edge}} at ''Carlito's Cabanna'', Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFDPwf72-U October 10, 2005]]

to:

->''Cuz' I just don't give a SHIT'''!!'''''
'''SHIT!!'''''
-->-- Dissing Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/KurtAngle, Wrestling/BigShow, Wrestling/{{Carlito}}, Wrestling/CarlitoColon, Wrestling/{{Lita}}, and Wrestling/{{Edge}} at ''Carlito's Cabanna'', Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFDPwf72-U October 10, 2005]]
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->Forget your mouthpiece,''

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->Forget ->''Forget your mouthpiece,''



->''Cuz' I just don't give a SHIT!''

to:

->''Cuz' I just don't give a SHIT!''SHIT'''!!'''''



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->''Edge, ->''Edge,'' "you think you know me".''


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->''HBK, I'm scouting you heavy,''
->''Because I know there's no one better.''
->''But you're a little friendly,''
->''Wearing chaps, chains and leather?''

->''And gold medal or not,''
->''Kurt Angle's goin' south.''
->Forget your mouthpiece,''
->''I put my piece in your mouth.''

->''Big Show's a giant! He's enormous!''
->''I can think of a million adjectives.''
->''But it's another case of...''
->''Big things with small packages.''

->''And Carlito, you're ain't cool!''
->''You're some chia pet putz.''
->''And instead of spitting out apples,''
->''You should be choking on these nuts.''

->''Lita's a slut.''
->''You all should run the other way when you see her.''
->''I shook her hand last week,''
->''And she gave me diarrhea.''

->''And you! You claim your Money in the Bank.''
->''Edge, "you think you know me".''
->''Well John Cena's like a pinwheel.''
->''So you can go ahead and blow me.''

->''You see The Champ is here!''
->''And I never back down! I never quit!''
->''If I got to, I fight you all!''
->''Cuz' I just don't give a SHIT!''
-->-- Dissing Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/KurtAngle, Wrestling/BigShow, Wrestling/{{Carlito}}, Wrestling/{{Lita}}, and Wrestling/{{Edge}} at ''Carlito's Cabanna'', Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFDPwf72-U October 10, 2005]]

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-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.\\

to:

-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock
''"This is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down
serious now. Kill the South Beach.beat.\\



And for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.\\
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.\\

to:

And for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.
Yo, people think I'm crazy.\\
If That's what everyone is telling me.\\
That me beating you\\
is like
you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.
winning a spelling bee.\\



Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].\\

to:

Could we please have That's okay because tonight\\
I silence them all.\\
[[DumbMuscle You're
a week\\
where you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].
Neanderthal.]]\\
So I'll use words that are small.
\\



Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.\\

to:

Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are
''[[HulkSpeak "Big Brock Lesnar.\\
Here comes
the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.\\
pain!\\
God build me strong.\\
Forgot to give me brain."]]''\\



And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.\\
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just like you had it on your boobies.\\

to:

And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.
You hop around all day\\
like there's potatoes in your crack.
\\
You're gonna need surgery That's a nice tattoo\\
of your mother
on your face\\
just like you had it on your boobies.
back.\\



[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\

to:

[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.
Yo. I'm untouchable\\
you can't beat my ability.
\\
I've got [[BadassBoast I'm like a gift for basic match problem Brock.\\
You just can't finish me.]]"''
-->-- Rapping about Wrestling/BrockLesnar, Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHjICKPz31E February 13, 2003]]

-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause
Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].
is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.
\\



[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].\\

to:

[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and
And for the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].
past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.\\
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.
\\



Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\

to:

Keep making fun of Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]]
this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
summer,\\
right now
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].\\



Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.\\
\\
And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.\\
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just like you had it on your boobies.\\
\\
[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\
\\
[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].\\
\\
Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\
\\



-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena''', bringing back the gimmick for one night, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]

to:

-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena''', bringing Bringing back the gimmick for one night, night for his feud against [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], Wrestling/MondayNightRaw, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]
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[[folder:Thuganomic Raps]]
-> ''"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight\\
but I will never be his mouthpiece\\
'cause Rock is like [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation LeBron James]]... ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''\\
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.\\
\\
And for the past few weeks\\
Rock's been legitimately pissed.\\
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,\\
it's all in the wrist.\\
\\
Could we please have a week\\
where you don't come out here and choke?\\
You may be [[Film/GIJoeRetaliation G.I. Joe]] this summer,\\
right now you're a [[{{Pun}} GiAnt Joke]].\\
\\
Ever since I open my mouth about you,\\
you've begging me to back off,\\
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,\\
I think you're both a jackoffs.\\
\\
And after [[Wrestling/WrestleMania April 1st.]]\\
you won't be making no more movies.\\
You're gonna need surgery on your face\\
just like you had it on your boobies.\\
\\
[[PecFlex Those pop and pec]] had more work\\
than a locker room full of Divas.\\
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,\\
I'll give him [[UnusualEuphemism a Cleveland Steamer]].\\
\\
[[FanCommunityNicknames "Team Bring It!"]] His team lost it,\\
and the truth is getting scary,\\
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,\\
they were chanting [[Film/TheToothFairy "Tooth Fairy!"]].\\
\\
Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,\\
'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.\\
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,\\
you're just Miami fried [[PrecisionFStrike chickensh*t]].\\
\\
And no! No! I don't have balls,\\
but I've got something in their place.\\
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania\\
[[RefugeInAudacity AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!]]"''
-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena''', bringing back the gimmick for one night, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY March 12, 2012]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other]]



->"A true champion is not judged by how much he or she is admired, but how well they can stand at the face of adversity."

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->"A true champion is not judged by how much he or she is admired, but how well they can stand at the face of adversity.""
[[/folder]]
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->"I don't blame a portion of the audience getting complacent with me, but I'm not gonna, change who I am."

->"Trust me, ... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine."

->"A true champion is not judged by how much he or she is admired, but how well they can stand at the face of adversity."

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