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1	-->"What a mysterious game"
2	-->— Matt
3
4	-->“This is a character action game where you play as a black dude who used to be a fireman and you get ancient fuckin' Mayan shit attached to you and you're fighting a Chinese guy in an industrial wasteland, and you get a scythe in South America. And your mask talks to you.”
5	-->— Matt summarizing ''VideoGame/MarlowBriggsAndTheMaskOfDeath''
6
7	-->"Fuck you, [[VideoGame/SleepingDogs2012 Dog Eyes!]]"
8	-->— Liam 2013
9
10	-->“Marlow Briggs confuses his way into your heart for Smash.”
11	-->— Matt 2013
12
13	-->"Games that should not exist but I’m happy they do..."
14	-->— Woolie 2013
15
16	-->“Let the rage of Africa drive your blade ”
17	-->— Woolie 2013
18
19	-->"You'll never kill me, Son of Nigeria!"
20	-->— Matt 2013
21
22	-->"You can hurt anything as long as you’re angry enough"
23	-->— Matt 2013
24
25	-->"I don’t think I’ve ever truly gone balls to the wall."
26	-->— Matt 2013
27
28	-->"Oh, I'm gonna suck that dick!"
29	-->— Pat Boivin, 2015
30
31	-->"See ya later, Fuckers!"
32	-->— Matt
33
34	-->“That bat has [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Rules of Nature]] written on it.”
35	-->— Woolie 2017
36
37	-->“Jesus?”
38	-->“Are you here? It's me,
39	-->[[VideoGame/NightInTheWoods Mae]]. I don't believe in you.”
40	-->— Matt and Woolie 2017
41
42	-->"Make sure that my gravestone has the words “OK” on it."
43	-->— Woolie 2017
44
45	-->[[Main/HoYay “Matt, how come you've never told me I have a hot bear ass?”]]
46	-->— Woolie 2017
47
48	-->"If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re DEAD?"
49	-->— Matt 2017
50
51	-->"I lost my hand in an argument over what color the Gamecube was.”
52	-->— Pat 2017
53
54	-->"The world can’t forget you if you don’t get up."
55	-->— Woolie 2017
56
57	-->"See kids, if you didn’t know, if you drink more you’ll get cooler each time. It’s like a level."
58	-->— Matt 2017
59
60	-->"Yeah, they do a lot of wrestling. I accidentally went in there and got DDT’d once."
61	-->— Pat 2017
62
63	-->“He'll shake everybody down. He'll shake everyone you love.”
64	-->— Matt on [[Videogame/Yakuza0 Mr. Shakedown]]
65
66	-->“There's two things that bond two friends to life as brothers, and that's beating other men up and watching porn together.”
67	-->— Matt 2017
68
69	-->"SNEKS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?"
70	-->— Matt 2017
71
72	-->"If Pat were a toy he'd be a rubiks cube, a square that wants colors to stay on their own side."
73	-->— Woolie 2017
74
75	-->"The pedophilia stuff has always just been a bonus."

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