1 | ->''"I say, if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it's funny '''every''' time."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"If every day were Christmas Day, by some fantastic trick...\ |
5 | If every day were Christmas Day, we'd all be bloomin' sick.\ |
6 | If every day were Christmas Day, we'd never get our uncle Harold to leave..."'' |
7 | -->-- '''Eric Idle''', ''Do Not Adjust Your Set'' |
8 | |
9 | ->''"Here comes Santa, girls and boys\ |
10 | So who needs that big red noise?\ |
11 | I'll tell him where to leave his toys!\ |
12 | I hate Christmas!"'' |
13 | -->-- '''Oscar the Grouch''', ''Film/ChristmasEveOnSesameStreet'' |
14 | |
15 | ->''"Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\ |
16 | He's gonna kick your ass\ |
17 | He's gonna kick your ass\ |
18 | Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass\ |
19 | 'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat!"'' |
20 | -->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass" |
21 | |
22 | ->''"They tried to decorate and make it look more Christmassy\ |
23 | But what they did was more like Christmas in hell\ |
24 | [[AluminumChristmasTrees They nailed a Santa to a cross in front of everyone]]\ |
25 | It wasn't pleasant, but I'm sure they meant well."'' |
26 | -->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', in a deleted verse from "Chiron Beta Prime" |
27 | |
28 | ->''"In department stores, do it just because\ |
29 | Pull the whiskers off of the Santy Claus\ |
30 | Bite his leg and I run away\ |
31 | I'm the angel in the Christmas play!"'' |
32 | -->-- '''Spike Jones''', "The Angel in the Christmas Play" |
33 | |
34 | ->''"One flimsy little Christmas card,\ |
35 | Surely,'' that ''can't be too hard!\ |
36 | But multiply it a billionfold,\ |
37 | And see why Christmas leaves me cold.\ |
38 | Christmas... bah, bug and hum!"'' |
39 | -->-- '''The Postman''', [[WesternAnimation/OliveTheOtherReindeer "Bah, Bug and Hum!"]] |
40 | |
41 | ->''"Believing in Santa's all wrong.\ |
42 | And Hanukah’s eight nights too long.\ |
43 | I hate love. I hate you. I hate me."'' |
44 | -->-- '''Davey Stone''', ''Davey's Song'', ''WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights'' |
45 | |
46 | ->''Got your cookies, got your milk\ |
47 | Got my shotgun trained on the chimney\ |
48 | Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!\ |
49 | All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!'' |
50 | -->-- '''Midnite Riders''', "All I want for Christmas (Is to Kick your Ass)", ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2'' |
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