Line #23 Quotes/ALongTimeAgoInAGalaxyFarFarAway


1	->''A long time ago, but somehow in the future...''
2	-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball Blue Harvest]]"
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4	->''"This is a story about twin planets, Mu and Bacula, far away from our own galaxy."''
5	-->--''[[VideoGame/LastDuelInterPlanetWar2012 Last Duel: Inter Planet War 2012]]'' Flyer
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7	->"''This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it. It is a story of love and loss, brotherhood and betrayal, courage and sacrifice and the death of dreams. It is a story of the blurred line between our best and our worst. It is the story of the end of an age. A strange thing about stories--though this all happened so long ago and so far away that words cannot describe the time or the distance, it is also happening right now. Right here. It is happening as you read these words. This is how twenty-five millennia come to a close."''
8	-->--From the intro of Creator/MattStover's novelization of ''Literature/RevengeOfTheSith''
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10	->'''[[LemonyNarrator Qwark:]]''' Space. It’s huge. So huge, in fact, that if you lost your car keys in it, they would be almost impossible to find. Luckily for Ratchet, Captain Copernicus L. Qwark was on the case. His mission: Rescue the Lombax’s one and only friend. Yep. Without Clank, Ratchet was alone in the universe. Alone, alone, alone!
11	->'''Ratchet:''' ''(annoyed)'' You realize this ship has an ejector seat, right?
12	-->--''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime''
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14	->''"A long time ago, In a Janitor's closet far far away."''
15	-->--''VideoGame/SpaceQuest'' Slogan
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17	->''"''Franchise/StarWars'' takes place "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away," if you are slow and didn't quite get that the first time I mentioned it. Yes, Creator/GeorgeLucas was such a mastermind, he didn't have to set his story in the future, which is clearly a Sci-Fi cliché.
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19	Instead, ''Star Wars'' takes place in the past, completely ignoring every law of science and common sense about technology there is to ignore. The movie also takes place in an alternate galaxy, because it seems like it should. Really, look at the Milky Way. BORING! Unless you throw in an extra dimension or two, you just can't make our humble galaxy interesting."''
20	-->--[[http://uncyclopedia.ca/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia]]
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22	->''"Somewhere in space, this may all be happening right now."''
23	-->-- '''Original ''Franchise/StarWars:'' ''Film/ANewHope'' trailer'''
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25	->''"No tales of the past can compare to this romance of the future"''
26	-->--[[Franchise/StarWars Another trailer for the same movie]], getting a bit confused.
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29	->'''Creator/GavinFree''': It's actually blown my mind that it's way in the past and really far away. They should have put that in the beginning of the movie!\
30	'''Creator/MichaelJones, Geoff Ramsay, Jack Patillo, Ryan Haywood and Matt Bragg:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THEY DID!]]'''''
31	-->--''Creator/AchievementHunter'' Let's Play ''VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront2''
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33	->''Even though it looks like it's the future\
34	It's really a long, long time ago\
35	When there were knights\
36	And they got into fights\
37	Using sabers of light\
38	Please remember\
39	Even though some things so familiar\
40	They're not really on Earth\
41	Yeah, it's a galaxy far, far away\
42	Alien DNA walking 'round every day\
43	And no one notices''
44	-->-- '''Music/BadLipReading''', "Not the Future"
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