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1->'''Marlene:''' Well, for one thing, after you lose your virginity, you start to notice that a lot of old songs you thought you knew really well were actually about sex the whole time.\
2'''Cleo:''' Crazy! Like, which ones?!\
3'''Marlene:''' ''Every single one of them.''
4-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Bobwhite}}'', [[http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20091008 8 October 2009]]
5
6->''"I know you're used\
7to dinner and a movie.\
8Why not be my dinner\
9While making the movie?"''
10-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOCU1kqRAUk Jamie Foxx]]'' And the rest of his platinum-selling album was pretty much more of the same.
11
12->''"Imagine you were at my station\
13And you brought your motor to me\
14You're a burner, yeah, a real motorcar\
15Said you want to get your order filled\
16Made me shiver when I put it in\
17Pumping just won't do ya now lucky for you\
18Whoever thought you'd be better\
19At turning a screw than me\
20I do it for my life\
21Make my driveshaft crank\
22Make my pistons bulge\
23Make my ball bearings melt from the heat!"''
24-->'''Music/{{Megadeth}}''' - Mechanix
25
26->''"Round round, get around, I get around\
27I get around, round round. I get around."''
28-->'''Music/TheBeachBoys''' -- "They Get Around".
29
30->''"Let me put my love into you babe\
31Let me cut your cake with my knife "''
32-->'''Music/{{ACDC}}''', "Let Me Put My Love Into You"
33
34->''"So no, caviar, sharp bar, uh uh\
35Strictly sex that's pretty and left over spaghetti\
36I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's\
37But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that!''\
38
39
40->''"You must be used to me spendin\
41And all that sweet winin' and dinin'\
42Well I'm fuckin' you tonight!"''
43--> '''Music/TheNotoriousBIG''' and '''Music/RKelly''' -- "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fucking You Tonight]]"
44
45->'''Simon Amstell''': "Why don't you tell the nice BBC viewers what your song "Flip Reverse You" was about?"\
46'''Kenzie''': "[[OhCrap Erm]]...women."\
47'''[[Series/RussellHowardsGoodNews Russell Howard]]''': "Women? It was about anal in a truck!"
48--> ''Series/NevermindTheBuzzcocks''
49
50->''Where I go, when I go there,''\
51''No more shadows anymore--''\
52''Only men with golden fins;''\
53''The rhythm in them, rocking with them, to shore...''\
54\
55''Where I go when I go there,''\
56''No more weeping anymore.''\
57''Only in and out your lips;''\
58''The broken wishes, washing with them, to shore.''
59--> '''Theatre/SpringAwakening''' -- "Touch Me"
60
61-> ''I have been in you\
62Baby, you have been in me\
63And we, have be, so intimately entwined\
64And it sure was fine.''
65-->'''Music/FrankZappa''' -- "I Have Been In You"
66
67->'''Yogi:''' Actually, I do have this: a vial of the distilled nectar of our rarest, ugliest flower. Whoever imbibes of it will instantly know a great truth.\
68'''Wonderella:''' Ooh! ''Givey!''\
69'''Yogi:''' A word of caution: not ALL truths are pleasant. Think carefully before you decide you are prepared for an ''absolute'' truth... honest, complete and raw... unfiltered, unfettered...\
70'''Wonderella:''' DAMMIT JUST GIVE IT TO ME!\
71'''Yogi:''' Fine, geez!\
72''[Wonderella takes the vial and drinks.]''\
73'''Wonderella:''' <gasp!> "Sledgehammer" was about Music/PeterGabriel's DICK!
74--> ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'' -- [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/06/05/double-yogi/ "Double YOGI"]]
75
76-> ''She got the power of the hoochie\
77I've got the fever for the flava of the coochie\
78And did I mention, hey, pay attention\
79Gonna take that booty to the nudie dimension\
80I've got the green glow under my car\
81I've got the boom boom system you can hear real far!''
82--> '''Hot Action Cop''' -- "Fever For The Flava"[[note]]The version for ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed Hot Pursuit 2'' was censored, however.[[/note]]
83
84-> ''I only give compliments when they are due\
85Now I'm gonna tell you all the truth\
86You claim to be a virgin, I mean the purest\
87I'll be gentle, baby, cause we can do this!''
88--> '''Music/TwoLiveCrew''' -- "C'mon Babe"
89
90-> ''I want you to abuse me, use me, shut up and do me\
91'Cause everybody wants something from me\
92Grab me, stab me, go on and have me\
93'Cause everybody wants something from me\
94Everybody wants something from me!''
95--> '''Music/ThePrettyReckless''' -- "Everybody Wants Something From Me"
96
97-> ''If you have a new love\
98No one you ever talked with\
99It's hard getting close to you\
100You'll always be on [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=to+do+list&defid=3184763 my list]]\
101And the two us will gather\
102And you'll find another heart done like to''
103--> '''Cheryl Ladd''' -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH5QLs_FPM "Just Another Lover Tonight"]]
104
105-> ''[[GuyOnGuyIsHot We like to wrestle in the nude]]\
106Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!\
107I like anal how about you?\
108Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!\
109Smart or stupid we like them all\
110Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!\
111Pull down your pants in the bathroom stall''
112--> '''Creator/HowardStern''' -- "Every Homo (Backside's Back)"
113
114-> ''All I need is round the clock loving\
115Honey, [[http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/roll roll]] me easy, love my hours away\
116All I need is round the clock loving\
117I need it twenty-four hours every day''
118--> '''Gail Davies''' -- "Round The Clock Loving"
119
120-> ''My head is full (kirikirimai)\
121I'm going even further (saranaru chi e to)\
122My mind is melting (ishiki ga tokeru)\
123I can't control my body (karada wa seigyo funou)\
124[[ImmodestOrgasm I'm coming]] (icchau kamone)\
125We screwed around as friends (fusake atta tomodachi mo)\
126We sought each other as something more (mo tome atta ano hiki to)''
127--> ''Anime/MacrossDelta'', "Ikenai Borderline"
128
129->''You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals\
130So let's do it like they do on the Creator/DiscoveryChannel''
131--> '''Music/BloodhoundGang''' -- "The Bad Touch"
132
133->''How about a double margarita for your sweet senorita\
134On a silver tray\
135It don't matter what it is, if I think I need it\
136You're only a snap away\
137So, baby, you just stay right there until the sun goes down\
138Then we'll move it inside for the rest of the night\
139And just fool around''
140--> '''Music/SaraEvans''' -- "Cabana Boy"
141
142->''I'm not ashamed of my beauty you can see what I got\
143Shouldn't I freak you out; imagine if I work it out\
144If I got on top, you're gonna lose your mind\
145The way I put it down boy you know should [[RagingStiffie be up]]''
146--> '''Music/BritneySpears''' -- "Get Naked (I Got a Plan)"
147
148->''Hey Bobby\
149Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?\
150Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?\
151Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?\
152Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?''
153
154->''How 'bout it Bobby? Ya wanna go for a ride [[CountryMatters in the country?]]''
155--> '''K.T. Oslin''' -- "Hey Bobby"
156
157->''So you bring the chemicals and I'll bring the wine\
158I fiddle with yours and you diddle with mine\
159Then drunked and drugged we fall on our backs\
160Naturally performing unnatural acts''
161--> '''Bobby Bare''' -- "Drinkin' And Druggin' And Watchin' T.V."
162
163->''Come into my den, I'm needing\
164Something primal''
165--> '''Music/DebbieGibson''' -- "Cougar"
166
167->''What must I say (oh tell me)\
168What must I do (what must I do?)\
169To show how much\
170I think about freek'n you (feel it)\
171What must I say\
172What must I do (yeah, yeah)\
173To show how much\
174I think about freek'n you''
175-->'''Jodeci''' -- Freek'n You
176
177->"This is a song about fucking."
178-->'''[[Music/NineInchNails Trent Reznor]]''' introducing "The Only Time" at a concert
179
180->''Pack your bags\
181Sun's out\
182Take a vacay, babe\
183Take it straight to Bonetown\
184Me time, free time. Baby, relax\
185Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax\
186Hornt up succu-bust to the beach\
187Catch some rays while catching some D''
188-->--'''[[SuccubiAndIncubi Verosika Mayday]]''' -- Vacay to Bonetown, ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss''
189
190->'''Asmodeus:''' Come on, sing us a song\
191Make sure the subject is gettin' it on\
192Make it ''graphic'' and tactfully long.\
193'''Fizzarolli:''' Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong".\
194'''Asmodeus:''' Go ahead, ''the mic's on''.
195-->--''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', "House of Asmodeus"
196
197->''Every hour every minute every second\
198You know night after night\
199I'll be fuckin' you right\
200Seven days a week''
201-->-- '''Music/JungKook''' -- "Seven"
202
203->''Sexy sekai ichi, super peachy peachy~\
204I know you wanna catch me; go on, don't be shy!\
205You're gonna get the treasure; maybe testing me\
206You wanna try my sweetness, aah, come on and say so!\
207''(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!)'' Now, grip the key all tightly!\
208''(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!)'' And turn it gently rightly!\
209''(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!)'' I'm here in golden plating!\
210''[[TheImmodestOrgasm (Aah, aah, aah, aah, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAH!)]]'' Losing it, waiting inside this case!''
211-->-- '''[[Characters/HololiveHoushouMarineCh Houshou Marine]]''', "[[https://youtu.be/vV-5W7SFHDc?si=ZVnnAIPnJdG8N2wF I'm Your Treasure Box]]", ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''
212
213->''"A song about... uhh... well......... yaknow.............."'''
214-->– First line of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUn1Ucz20jc the YouTube description]] of Will Stetson's cover of Rabbit Hole by ''Music/Deco27''.

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