1 | ->'''Marlene:''' Well, for one thing, after you lose your virginity, you start to notice that a lot of old songs you thought you knew really well were actually about sex the whole time.\ |
2 | '''Cleo:''' Crazy! Like, which ones?!\ |
3 | '''Marlene:''' ''Every single one of them.'' |
4 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{Bobwhite}}'', [[http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20091008 8 October 2009]] |
5 | |
6 | ->''"I know you're used\ |
7 | to dinner and a movie.\ |
8 | Why not be my dinner\ |
9 | While making the movie?"'' |
10 | -->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOCU1kqRAUk Jamie Foxx]]'' And the rest of his platinum-selling album was pretty much more of the same. |
11 | |
12 | ->''"Imagine you were at my station\ |
13 | And you brought your motor to me\ |
14 | You're a burner, yeah, a real motorcar\ |
15 | Said you want to get your order filled\ |
16 | Made me shiver when I put it in\ |
17 | Pumping just won't do ya now lucky for you\ |
18 | Whoever thought you'd be better\ |
19 | At turning a screw than me\ |
20 | I do it for my life\ |
21 | Make my driveshaft crank\ |
22 | Make my pistons bulge\ |
23 | Make my ball bearings melt from the heat!"'' |
24 | -->'''Music/{{Megadeth}}''' - Mechanix |
25 | |
26 | ->''"Round round, get around, I get around\ |
27 | I get around, round round. I get around."'' |
28 | -->'''Music/TheBeachBoys''' -- "They Get Around". |
29 | |
30 | ->''"Let me put my love into you babe\ |
31 | Let me cut your cake with my knife "'' |
32 | -->'''Music/{{ACDC}}''', "Let Me Put My Love Into You" |
33 | |
34 | ->''"So no, caviar, sharp bar, uh uh\ |
35 | Strictly sex that's pretty and left over spaghetti\ |
36 | I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's\ |
37 | But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that!''\ |
38 | |
39 | |
40 | ->''"You must be used to me spendin\ |
41 | And all that sweet winin' and dinin'\ |
42 | Well I'm fuckin' you tonight!"'' |
43 | --> '''Music/TheNotoriousBIG''' and '''Music/RKelly''' -- "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fucking You Tonight]]" |
44 | |
45 | ->'''Simon Amstell''': "Why don't you tell the nice BBC viewers what your song "Flip Reverse You" was about?"\ |
46 | '''Kenzie''': "[[OhCrap Erm]]...women."\ |
47 | '''[[Series/RussellHowardsGoodNews Russell Howard]]''': "Women? It was about anal in a truck!" |
48 | --> ''Series/NevermindTheBuzzcocks'' |
49 | |
50 | ->''Where I go, when I go there,''\ |
51 | ''No more shadows anymore--''\ |
52 | ''Only men with golden fins;''\ |
53 | ''The rhythm in them, rocking with them, to shore...''\ |
54 | \ |
55 | ''Where I go when I go there,''\ |
56 | ''No more weeping anymore.''\ |
57 | ''Only in and out your lips;''\ |
58 | ''The broken wishes, washing with them, to shore.'' |
59 | --> '''Theatre/SpringAwakening''' -- "Touch Me" |
60 | |
61 | -> ''I have been in you\ |
62 | Baby, you have been in me\ |
63 | And we, have be, so intimately entwined\ |
64 | And it sure was fine.'' |
65 | -->'''Music/FrankZappa''' -- "I Have Been In You" |
66 | |
67 | ->'''Yogi:''' Actually, I do have this: a vial of the distilled nectar of our rarest, ugliest flower. Whoever imbibes of it will instantly know a great truth.\ |
68 | '''Wonderella:''' Ooh! ''Givey!''\ |
69 | '''Yogi:''' A word of caution: not ALL truths are pleasant. Think carefully before you decide you are prepared for an ''absolute'' truth... honest, complete and raw... unfiltered, unfettered...\ |
70 | '''Wonderella:''' DAMMIT JUST GIVE IT TO ME!\ |
71 | '''Yogi:''' Fine, geez!\ |
72 | ''[Wonderella takes the vial and drinks.]''\ |
73 | '''Wonderella:''' <gasp!> "Sledgehammer" was about Music/PeterGabriel's DICK! |
74 | --> ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'' -- [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/06/05/double-yogi/ "Double YOGI"]] |
75 | |
76 | -> ''She got the power of the hoochie\ |
77 | I've got the fever for the flava of the coochie\ |
78 | And did I mention, hey, pay attention\ |
79 | Gonna take that booty to the nudie dimension\ |
80 | I've got the green glow under my car\ |
81 | I've got the boom boom system you can hear real far!'' |
82 | --> '''Hot Action Cop''' -- "Fever For The Flava"[[note]]The version for ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed Hot Pursuit 2'' was censored, however.[[/note]] |
83 | |
84 | -> ''I only give compliments when they are due\ |
85 | Now I'm gonna tell you all the truth\ |
86 | You claim to be a virgin, I mean the purest\ |
87 | I'll be gentle, baby, cause we can do this!'' |
88 | --> '''Music/TwoLiveCrew''' -- "C'mon Babe" |
89 | |
90 | -> ''I want you to abuse me, use me, shut up and do me\ |
91 | 'Cause everybody wants something from me\ |
92 | Grab me, stab me, go on and have me\ |
93 | 'Cause everybody wants something from me\ |
94 | Everybody wants something from me!'' |
95 | --> '''Music/ThePrettyReckless''' -- "Everybody Wants Something From Me" |
96 | |
97 | -> ''If you have a new love\ |
98 | No one you ever talked with\ |
99 | It's hard getting close to you\ |
100 | You'll always be on [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=to+do+list&defid=3184763 my list]]\ |
101 | And the two us will gather\ |
102 | And you'll find another heart done like to'' |
103 | --> '''Cheryl Ladd''' -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH5QLs_FPM "Just Another Lover Tonight"]] |
104 | |
105 | -> ''[[GuyOnGuyIsHot We like to wrestle in the nude]]\ |
106 | Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!\ |
107 | I like anal how about you?\ |
108 | Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!\ |
109 | Smart or stupid we like them all\ |
110 | Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!\ |
111 | Pull down your pants in the bathroom stall'' |
112 | --> '''Creator/HowardStern''' -- "Every Homo (Backside's Back)" |
113 | |
114 | -> ''All I need is round the clock loving\ |
115 | Honey, [[http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/roll roll]] me easy, love my hours away\ |
116 | All I need is round the clock loving\ |
117 | I need it twenty-four hours every day'' |
118 | --> '''Gail Davies''' -- "Round The Clock Loving" |
119 | |
120 | -> ''My head is full (kirikirimai)\ |
121 | I'm going even further (saranaru chi e to)\ |
122 | My mind is melting (ishiki ga tokeru)\ |
123 | I can't control my body (karada wa seigyo funou)\ |
124 | [[ImmodestOrgasm I'm coming]] (icchau kamone)\ |
125 | We screwed around as friends (fusake atta tomodachi mo)\ |
126 | We sought each other as something more (mo tome atta ano hiki to)'' |
127 | --> ''Anime/MacrossDelta'', "Ikenai Borderline" |
128 | |
129 | ->''You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals\ |
130 | So let's do it like they do on the Creator/DiscoveryChannel'' |
131 | --> '''Music/BloodhoundGang''' -- "The Bad Touch" |
132 | |
133 | ->''How about a double margarita for your sweet senorita\ |
134 | On a silver tray\ |
135 | It don't matter what it is, if I think I need it\ |
136 | You're only a snap away\ |
137 | So, baby, you just stay right there until the sun goes down\ |
138 | Then we'll move it inside for the rest of the night\ |
139 | And just fool around'' |
140 | --> '''Music/SaraEvans''' -- "Cabana Boy" |
141 | |
142 | ->''I'm not ashamed of my beauty you can see what I got\ |
143 | Shouldn't I freak you out; imagine if I work it out\ |
144 | If I got on top, you're gonna lose your mind\ |
145 | The way I put it down boy you know should [[RagingStiffie be up]]'' |
146 | --> '''Music/BritneySpears''' -- "Get Naked (I Got a Plan)" |
147 | |
148 | ->''Hey Bobby\ |
149 | Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?\ |
150 | Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?\ |
151 | Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?\ |
152 | Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?'' |
153 | |
154 | ->''How 'bout it Bobby? Ya wanna go for a ride [[CountryMatters in the country?]]'' |
155 | --> '''K.T. Oslin''' -- "Hey Bobby" |
156 | |
157 | ->''So you bring the chemicals and I'll bring the wine\ |
158 | I fiddle with yours and you diddle with mine\ |
159 | Then drunked and drugged we fall on our backs\ |
160 | Naturally performing unnatural acts'' |
161 | --> '''Bobby Bare''' -- "Drinkin' And Druggin' And Watchin' T.V." |
162 | |
163 | ->''Come into my den, I'm needing\ |
164 | Something primal'' |
165 | --> '''Music/DebbieGibson''' -- "Cougar" |
166 | |
167 | ->''What must I say (oh tell me)\ |
168 | What must I do (what must I do?)\ |
169 | To show how much\ |
170 | I think about freek'n you (feel it)\ |
171 | What must I say\ |
172 | What must I do (yeah, yeah)\ |
173 | To show how much\ |
174 | I think about freek'n you'' |
175 | -->'''Jodeci''' -- Freek'n You |
176 | |
177 | ->"This is a song about fucking." |
178 | -->'''[[Music/NineInchNails Trent Reznor]]''' introducing "The Only Time" at a concert |
179 | |
180 | ->''Pack your bags\ |
181 | Sun's out\ |
182 | Take a vacay, babe\ |
183 | Take it straight to Bonetown\ |
184 | Me time, free time. Baby, relax\ |
185 | Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax\ |
186 | Hornt up succu-bust to the beach\ |
187 | Catch some rays while catching some D'' |
188 | -->--'''[[SuccubiAndIncubi Verosika Mayday]]''' -- Vacay to Bonetown, ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'' |
189 | |
190 | ->'''Asmodeus:''' Come on, sing us a song\ |
191 | Make sure the subject is gettin' it on\ |
192 | Make it ''graphic'' and tactfully long.\ |
193 | '''Fizzarolli:''' Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong".\ |
194 | '''Asmodeus:''' Go ahead, ''the mic's on''. |
195 | -->--''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', "House of Asmodeus" |
196 | |
197 | ->''Every hour every minute every second\ |
198 | You know night after night\ |
199 | I'll be fuckin' you right\ |
200 | Seven days a week'' |
201 | -->-- '''Music/JungKook''' -- "Seven" |
202 | |
203 | ->''Sexy sekai ichi, super peachy peachy~\ |
204 | I know you wanna catch me; go on, don't be shy!\ |
205 | You're gonna get the treasure; maybe testing me\ |
206 | You wanna try my sweetness, aah, come on and say so!\ |
207 | ''(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!)'' Now, grip the key all tightly!\ |
208 | ''(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!)'' And turn it gently rightly!\ |
209 | ''(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!)'' I'm here in golden plating!\ |
210 | ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm (Aah, aah, aah, aah, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAH!)]]'' Losing it, waiting inside this case!'' |
211 | -->-- '''[[Characters/HololiveHoushouMarineCh Houshou Marine]]''', "[[https://youtu.be/vV-5W7SFHDc?si=ZVnnAIPnJdG8N2wF I'm Your Treasure Box]]", ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}'' |
212 | |
213 | ->''"A song about... uhh... well......... yaknow.............."''' |
214 | -->– First line of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUn1Ucz20jc the YouTube description]] of Will Stetson's cover of Rabbit Hole by ''Music/Deco27''. |
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