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Marlene: Well, for one thing, after you lose your virginity, you start to notice that a lot of old songs you thought you knew really well were actually about sex the whole time.
Cleo: Crazy! Like, which ones?!
Marlene: Every single one of them.

"I know you're used
to dinner and a movie.
Why not be my dinner
While making the movie?"
Jamie Foxx And the rest of his platinum-selling album was pretty much more of the same.

"Imagine you were at my station
And you brought your motor to me
You're a burner, yeah, a real motorcar
Said you want to get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do ya now lucky for you
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Make my driveshaft crank
Make my pistons bulge
Make my ball bearings melt from the heat!"
Megadeth - Mechanix

"Round round, get around, I get around
I get around, round round. I get around."
The Beach Boys — "They Get Around".

"Let me put my love into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife "
AC/DC, "Let Me Put My Love Into You"

"So no, caviar, sharp bar, uh uh
Strictly sex that's pretty and left over spaghetti
I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that!

"You must be used to me spendin
And all that sweet winin' and dinin'
Well I'm fuckin' you tonight!"

Simon Amstell: "Why don't you tell the nice BBC viewers what your song "Flip Reverse You" was about?"
Kenzie: "Erm...women."
Russell Howard: "Women? It was about anal in a truck!"

Where I go, when I go there,
No more shadows anymore—
Only men with golden fins;
The rhythm in them, rocking with them, to shore...

Where I go when I go there,
No more weeping anymore.
Only in and out your lips;
The broken wishes, washing with them, to shore.
Spring Awakening — "Touch Me"

I have been in you
Baby, you have been in me
And we, have be, so intimately entwined
And it sure was fine.
Frank Zappa — "I Have Been In You"

Yogi: Actually, I do have this: a vial of the distilled nectar of our rarest, ugliest flower. Whoever imbibes of it will instantly know a great truth.
Wonderella: Ooh! Givey!
Yogi: A word of caution: not ALL truths are pleasant. Think carefully before you decide you are prepared for an absolute truth... honest, complete and raw... unfiltered, unfettered...
Wonderella: DAMMIT JUST GIVE IT TO ME!
Yogi: Fine, geez!
[Wonderella takes the vial and drinks.]
Wonderella: <gasp!> "Sledgehammer" was about Peter Gabriel's DICK!

She got the power of the hoochie
I've got the fever for the flava of the coochie
And did I mention, hey, pay attention
Gonna take that booty to the nudie dimension
I've got the green glow under my car
I've got the boom boom system you can hear real far!
Hot Action Cop — "Fever For The Flava"note 

I only give compliments when they are due
Now I'm gonna tell you all the truth
You claim to be a virgin, I mean the purest
I'll be gentle, baby, cause we can do this!
2 Live Crew — "C'mon Babe"

I want you to abuse me, use me, shut up and do me
'Cause everybody wants something from me
Grab me, stab me, go on and have me
'Cause everybody wants something from me
Everybody wants something from me!
The Pretty Reckless — "Everybody Wants Something From Me"

If you have a new love
No one you ever talked with
It's hard getting close to you
You'll always be on my list
And the two us will gather
And you'll find another heart done like to

We like to wrestle in the nude
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
I like anal how about you?
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Smart or stupid we like them all
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Pull down your pants in the bathroom stall
Howard Stern — "Every Homo (Backside's Back)"

All I need is round the clock loving
Honey, roll me easy, love my hours away
All I need is round the clock loving
I need it twenty-four hours every day
Gail Davies — "Round The Clock Loving"

My head is full (kirikirimai)
I'm going even further (saranaru chi e to)
My mind is melting (ishiki ga tokeru)
I can't control my body (karada wa seigyo funou)
I'm coming (icchau kamone)
We screwed around as friends (fusake atta tomodachi mo)
We sought each other as something more (mo tome atta ano hiki to)
Macross Delta, "Ikenai Borderline"

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Bloodhound Gang — "The Bad Touch"

How about a double margarita for your sweet senorita
On a silver tray
It don't matter what it is, if I think I need it
You're only a snap away
So, baby, you just stay right there until the sun goes down
Then we'll move it inside for the rest of the night
And just fool around
Sara Evans — "Cabana Boy"

I'm not ashamed of my beauty you can see what I got
Shouldn't I freak you out; imagine if I work it out
If I got on top, you're gonna lose your mind
The way I put it down boy you know should be up
Britney Spears — "Get Naked (I Got a Plan)"

Hey Bobby
Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?
Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?
Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?
Do you wanna? Huh? Do you wanna? Huh?

How 'bout it Bobby? Ya wanna go for a ride in the country?
K.T. Oslin — "Hey Bobby"

So you bring the chemicals and I'll bring the wine
I fiddle with yours and you diddle with mine
Then drunked and drugged we fall on our backs
Naturally performing unnatural acts
Bobby Bare — "Drinkin' And Druggin' And Watchin' T.V."

Come into my den, I'm needing
Something primal
Debbie Gibson — "Cougar"

What must I say (oh tell me)
What must I do (what must I do?)
To show how much
I think about freek'n you (feel it)
What must I say
What must I do (yeah, yeah)
To show how much
I think about freek'n you
Jodeci — Freek'n You

"This is a song about fucking."
Trent Reznor introducing "The Only Time" at a concert

Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to Bonetown
Me time, free time. Baby, relax
Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax
Hornt up succu-bust to the beach
Catch some rays while catching some D
Verosika Mayday — Vacay to Bonetown, Helluva Boss

Asmodeus: Come on, sing us a song
Make sure the subject is gettin' it on
Make it graphic and tactfully long.
Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong".
Asmodeus: Go ahead, the mic's on.
Helluva Boss, "House of Asmodeus"

Every hour every minute every second
You know night after night
I'll be fuckin' you right
Seven days a week
Jung Kook — "Seven"

Sexy sekai ichi, super peachy peachy~
I know you wanna catch me; go on, don't be shy!
You're gonna get the treasure; maybe testing me
You wanna try my sweetness, aah, come on and say so!

(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!) Now, grip the key all tightly!
(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!) And turn it gently rightly!
(A-HOY! BA-DA-BA-BOI!) I'm here in golden plating!
(Aah, aah, aah, aah, AAH, AAH, AAH, AAH!) Losing it, waiting inside this case!

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