Line #26 MemeticMolester/Music


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2	{{Memetic Molester}}s in music.
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5	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA Oingo Boingo - Little Girls]]
6	** Even more so when you listen to another of their songs, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzhtHERoUog Nasty Habits]]. Makes you wonder about Music/DannyElfman, doesn't it?
7	-->"Does it please you to employ little girls or little boys? ...Do you peek at magazines filled with doggies and leather queens?"
8	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylzvzib51iw Ken]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwjwzXId9Gs Kaniff]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAanvUfDSiA from]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD5wvAhicdI Connecticut.]] Not safe for work! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLhubmP8yo You've]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0h2dOrFhlQ been]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-BqrrwPR7Q warned.]] (Thank God he isn't real.)
9	* The teacher from the video for Music/TheBirthdayMassacre's "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREZ-ggSDjM Looking Glass]]."
10	* Music/BlindGuardian's video for their song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDFmNgmaEe0 Mr. Sandman]] has ''three'' Pedo Clowns. Poor kid in the video is gonna need some serious therapy. As if that video wasn't pure MonsterClown-filled horror already...
11	* Speaking of, the creepy old guy from the video for Music/{{Metallica}}'s Enter Sandman.
12	-->''Hush little baby, don't say a word, never mind that voice you heard, it's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head.''
13	* The original rapist to appear in a heavy metal song is "Captain Howdy" from the first half of Twisted Sister's Horror-Teria, but don't worry; in the second half, Captain Howdy face some vigilante "Street Justice."
14	* Mr Sandman in "Today's Lesson" (by Music/NickCave and the Bad Seeds) "has a certain appetite for Janie in repose / he digs her pretty knees and that she's completely naked underneath her clothes". Yeah... Janie seems to be into it, but then, it's ambiguous whether she's an adult or not.
15	* The man wearing a black and red striped sweater in the music video for Music/ThreeDaysGrace's song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWapziQ2mAk Never Too Late]]".
16	* Show of Hands' "Innocents' Song" has [[NiceJobBreakingItHerod King Herod]] as a FlyingDutchman ShadowArchetype [[BadSanta of Santa Claus]] who's either a MemeticMolester or a Memetic ChildEater.
17	-->Who's the smiling stranger\
18	With his hair as white as gin,\
19	What is he doing with the children\
20	Who could have let him in?
21	* The male singer of the "Baby It's Cold Outside" duet. Mostly for her line about "What's in this drink?"
22	** Gets even creepier to anyone that's used to the Glee version...
23	** It should be noted that the lyrics have the lines usually sung by a woman designated as "mouse" and those usually sung by a man lines designated as "wolf", although they are not gendered, and recordings featuring a male mouse and female wolf do exist.
24	* Music/{{Aerosmith}}'s "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVBxpVnsBr8 Uncle Salty]]". Another Aerosmith example is the "Rag Doll" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv2vx57BYi8 video]], which was banned from MuchMusic for a scene wherein a young woman comes in and sits on a man's lap ("Daddy's little cutie.").
25	* Mr. Lapage in Music/SteelyDan's "Everyone's Gone To The Movies."
26	* The Toy Master by Avantasia. Don't you be afraid, come and step inside, take a look around...
27	* Music/OzzyOsbourne's "Mr. Tinkertrain" is quite clearly about a child molester.
28	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Em1pET-D4 I'm So Pedophile]]" by Onision. Doesn't help that he's an ''actual'' molester.
29	* Maurice Chevalier singing "Thank Heavens for Little Girls". Hrm.
30	* Kate Cebrano's "Young Boys Are My Weakness".
31	* Music/BruceSpringsteen's "I'm On Fire" goes between this and a jail-bait song.
32	* [[Music/{{Mothy}} Duke]] [[HandsomeLech Sateriajis]] [[ReallyGetsAround Venomania]]. Seriously, just [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsIOkbxTA9M watch the video]].
33	* Foreigner's "Hot Blooded" has some really unfortunate undertones; the lyrics are about the singer seducing a fan. Which would be fine, if every single verse didn't have at least one line implying that said girl is underage and a virgin. The girl is asked if she's "old enough", if she'll be ready for him to "call her bluff," he'll show her loving like "[she] never knew", and that they'll have to sneak away from "you know who" (presumably, the girl's guardian) in order to get it on. The last verse before the song fades out has a line that goes "I'm so hot for you, child." Catchy tune, disturbing lyrics.
34	* In the strangely sinister video for the Music/BlueOysterCult's "Joan Crawford", keyboards player Allen Lanier - who even ''looks'' (for this video) somewhat seedy and untrustworthy around young girls, is seen hanging around a lot of {{Catholic School Girls\|Rule}} [[note]]who may or may not have thrown away their mascara[[/note]]. In one scene, as the rest of the band perform the number, the girls troop downstairs from an upper room. Pause for a few seconds. Then a shifty-looking Allen comes out of the same door, theatrically checking to see if he's being observed, then he sidles down the steps. It all looks rather suspect.

Context MemeticMolester / Music