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7	[[caption-width-right:1000:"The real mystery is why anyone came."]]
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9	-> ''"Roadside attractions! Where they buy that hotdog and they buy that t-shirt and they wander around feeling satisfied on some level that they cannot truly describe and profoundly dissatisfied on a level beneath that."''
10	-->-- '''Mr. Wednesday''', ''Series/AmericanGods2017'', "[[Recap/AmericanGodsS2E1HouseOnTheRock House on the Rock]]"
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12	Where the road trips flock to when the leaves change and their money stays as tribute for worthless garbage.
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14	Roadside attractions can be anything from little museums of unusual oddities to outdoor art museums with unusual public art, even {{Greasy Spoon}}s with a fun little gimmick that helps them stand apart from all the other diners that somehow survived the innovation of drive-thru restaurants.
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16	They are typically available with purchase of admission and they will insist that you check out their gift shop. Most of these attractions are mom-and-pop businesses with nothing but their insulated community and tourist season keeping them afloat. Because of this, fiction likes to portray them as ramshackle and poorly made, yet criminally expensive to attend, often finding new and ridiculous things to add on to a ShockinglyExpensiveBill.
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18	At best, it operates on VeryFalseAdvertising and it's a huge letdown. At worst, it's TotallyNotACriminalFront, or it's nothing more than a transparent cover for the headquarters of [[CovertGroupWithMundaneFront a secret organization]] or a MilkmanConspiracy. Tourist Traps tend to get lost in the greater economic zeitgeist, so it's really easy to get away with certain things, making their anonymity both a blessing and a curse.
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20	Expect them to have a KitschyLocalCommercial that still uses analog tech to advertise their establishment.
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22	Compare CrappyCarnival, SouvenirLand, and SuckECheeses.
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29	* ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzerDerFilm'' introduces us to the Boko Museum, an exhibition of everything to do with the bewildering Boko franchise of stuffed bears, to the joy of Miho and the bewilderment of just about everyone else. Sadly, the museum is -- for some reason -- in dire financial straits, which becomes a driving element of the film's plot ...
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33	* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': Whenever Jon goes on vacation, he often ends up at some trashy, overpriced place, like one strip when he ended up at a "resort" that charged him $23 for an overcooked hamburger without condiments or sides. Garfield, of course, snarks about it every time but sometimes Jon actually enjoys whatever tacky roadside attraction he's visiting.
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37	* Lester's Possum Park in ''WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie'' is a small opossum theme park. The main part we see is the ''Possum Posse Jamboree,'' an animatronic musical show reminiscent of Disney's own ''Ride/CountryBearJamboree'' or [[SuckECheeses a particularly bad Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant]]. The song the animatronic band plays makes Max cringe and one of the animatronics is so broken it just splutters electronic noises and sparks. Goofy has fond memories of the park from his youth, but Max finds the experience unbearable.
38	* Dino Stop in ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'' is a convenient store/gift shop/"museum" with poorly-made dinosaur statues outside, their exhibits both goofy-looking and [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology scientifically inaccurate]].
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42	* The Clown Museum from ''Film/AnotherCinemaSnobMovie'' is a kitschy roadside museum that has displays of serial killers, [[MonsterClown all of whom use a clown motif]]. In reality, the mannequins are people the museum's curator Bally Joe had kidnapped and used his mind-control technology on, keeping them all alive by feeding them human meat. It's implied that [[TownWithADarkSecret the entire town is in on the conspiracy]] because his museum keeps their town's economy afloat.
43	* Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen from ''Film/HouseOf1000Corpses'' is a roadside gas station that doubles as an eatery and an oddities Museum, complete with an on-rails tour of the nation's most depraved serial killers ("Captain Spaulding's Murder Ride"). While the whole establishment is impressive on the surface, Captain Spaulding himself is a MonsterClown with a murderous temper who likes to send his customers in the direction of a [[TheFamilyThatSlaysTogether family of killers]] (the Firefly Family) and the MadScientist Dr. Satan just down the road.
44	* In ''Film/RatRace'', Randy Pear is on a race across the US to try and win 2 million dollars. His family doesn't know he's a contestant in this so he's had to drag them along from the casino where the race started. Midway there his daughter, Jillian, spots a roadside sign for a "Barbie Museum" and begs to go. Randy refuses until his wife Bev forces the issue... and to the entire family's horror they [[HistoricalCharacterConfusion find out]] it's not about [[Franchise/{{Barbie}} the beloved doll]], but real life member of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie SS Klaus "The Butcher of Lyon" Barbie]] and the museum is run for and by Neo Nazis.
45	* PlayedForHorror in ''Film/TouristTrap''. The film revolves around a group of teenagers having their car break down and they receive help from Mister Slausen who operates a tourist trap called Slausen's Lost Oasis. One by one the teenagers are tormented by creepy mannequins before being murdered by the film's killer. It's eventually revealed that the killer is Mister Slausen himself who caught his brother Davy having an affair with his wife before using his telekinetic powers to murder both of them and subsequently convert their bodies into mannequins.
46	* Mentioned but not fully shown in [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 the first Sonic movie]], during the "road trip" part of the film. Sonic comes across a sign for "The World's Largest Rubberband Ball" and begs to see it. While Tom refuses (what with the whole "on the run from the Government and a crazy egomanical scientist" thing), Sonic goes anyway; he's gone for all of two seconds thanks to his SuperSpeed and admits it was, in fact, lame. [[https://youtu.be/oqoIsCVVGos?feature=shared&t=168 Gift shop was cool, though.]]
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50	* In ''Literature/HelenAndTroysEpicRoadQuest'', landmarks of importance for quests and questers typically take the form of roadside attractions that exist within the FantasyAmericana otherworld quests typically occur in. Such landmarks include the town of Gateway, Nevada (where people come to wrestle Clifford the Cyclops), convenience stores run by personifications of fate, dragon wildlife preserves, a bed-and-breakfast run by a witch that will try to cook and eat them as payment for hospitality, and a SouvenirLand where important {{MacGuffin}}s are given to customers as prizes for games [[spoiler:which is actually a front for summoning the Lost God ran by its {{Cult}}]].
51	* Creator/BillBryson remarked on bored children looking for some distraction and his father's ability to find terrible roadside attractions when driving.
52	* ''Literature/BreakfastOfChampions'' has Sacred Miracle Cave, a tourist trap to the south of Shepherdstown, which is advertised on billboards and signposts planted throughout the state. Dwayne Hoover owns it in partnership with two other men who derive all of their income from it. The merchandise includes a "Visit Sacred Miracle Cave" bumper sticker which Francine Pefko, Dwayne's secretary and mistress, adorns her GTO with in a gesture of loyalty to her boss. The cave's main chamber, known as the ''Cathedral of Whispers'', is wired for music and colored lights and has served as the venue for thousands of weddings, including those of all three of its owners. Other attractions include a boulder painted to resemble ''Literature/MobyDick''; ''Jesse James'', a skeleton acquired from a local doctor holding bits of a revolver; and a line of plaster statues of black "slaves" hacking at their chains. The only relation Sacred Miracle Cave ever had to actual slaves is that its land once belonged to a freed slave named Josephus Hoobler whose descendants owned it until TheGreatDepression happened and the bank foreclosed. The caverns had never been inhabited or even entered until being discovered by Dwayne after his family acquired the farm in a legal settlement. Unfortunately for the future of tourism, the underground river that flows through the caverns is filling up with bad chemicals, discoloring the fake artifacts and emitting a horrible stench.
53	* In ''Literature/BoredOfTheRings'', the protagonists visit Lornadoon Elf Village, whose attractions are tacky and artificial as any.
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57	* In ''Series/AmericanGods2017'', roadside attractions are built in places that people feel hold some special significance, making them [[PlaceOfPower Places of Power]] according to the [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve belief-based cosmology]] the series runs on, hence why gods will convene to them for matters of importance. Even then, Wednesday implies that as fulfilling as humans find in them, it leaves them with a sense of profound dissatisfaction. The only exception to this we see in the series is The Center of America Motel, a place that actually isn't at the exact center (the pig-farmer wouldn't sell) and is so devoid of that transcendent spark that the gods like to use it as TheNeutralZone.
58	* ''Series/StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds'': The teaser of "Subspace Rhapsody" establishes that Pike and Batel are planning a trip together. Pike has a ThisIsGonnaSuck face when describing Batel's chosen destination of Crivo, which he considers "cliché," "touristy" and "like my nightmare."
59	* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'': In Season 3, Dean and Sam investigate a Florida tourist trap called "The Mystery Spot" with the assumption that genuine supernatural activities are happening there. It turns out to be anything but genuine and is instead an obvious, but playful tourist trap. Sam gets trapped in a GroundhogDayLoop for entirely unrelated reasons, however, and multiple very dark things happen at The Mystery Spot.
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63	* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "[[Music/UHFOriginalMotionPictureSoundtrackAndOtherStuff The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota]]" doesn't so much make fun of the tourist attraction (which sounds to be [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin nothing more or less than its name implies]]) but rather the kind of person, as represented by the narrator himself, who finds it unironically amazing, thought-provoking, and worth a long road trip just to stand in front of. The song also name checks several real world tourist attractions (though many are now defunct) as the singer lists off the other places his family has visited.
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67	* The Questionable Area? from ''VideoGame/Psychonauts2'' is an abandoned roadside attraction located near the Quarry where Psychonauts HQ is located. Because of the massive amount of psitanium deposits in the area, the entire area is home to a lot of unusual paranormal activity (most notably a waterfall that flows upward) and a lot of unanswered questions (a RunningGag of the area is that ''everything'' in it is punctuated by a question mark). It would eventually be turned into a tourist destination, including a cryptid display in a cave, a playground, and [[GreasySpoon the Lumberstack Diner]]. This location would inspire Ford Cruller (who at the time was a park ranger) to form the Psychic Six, eventually culminating in the formation of the [[Characters/PsychonautsPsychonauts Psychonauts]]. By the time Raz visits the area, the Questionable Area? is (nearly) abandoned and has fallen into disrepair.
68	* ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxHitTheRoad'' is filled with a bunch of them as Sam & Max travel across America to solve the mystery.
69	** The World's Largest Ball of Yarn in Minnesota serves as an early stop in the trip. It even has a rotating restaurant built over the top of it.
70	** The Celebrity Vegetable Museum is famous for its farm growing vegetables [[ItKindOfLooksLikeAFace that look like various celebrities]].
71	** Mount Rushmore itself has been repurposed for tourists to include cheap animatronic prehistoric animals and tar pits, complete with bungee jumping.
72	** Frog Rock [[NonIndicativeName only barely resembles what could be a frog from the right angle]]. Max admits that [[ComplainingAboutThingsYouHaventPaidFor even though he didn't pay anything to see it, he wants his money back]].
73	** The Mystery Vortex attracts tourists because RealityIsOutToLunch inside and the laws of physics are all warped around.
74	* ''Franchise/{{Fallout}}'':
75	** Both the Museum of Freedom and the Walden Pond cabin in ''VideoGame/Fallout4'' were clearly trash even before the bombs fell.
76	** ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' has Novac, pre-war name unknown, a town with a giant model T-rex to promote its motel. And that's pretty much it. There is also Primm with the Vicky and Vance Casino. Unlike its real world counterpart (which is based on the original OutlawCouple, Bonnie and Clyde) Vicky and Vance were a pair of white collar criminals running a check fraud scheme rather than bank robbers. The idea of making a Casino themed after them, especially far from any place where they were relevant, comes off as particularly desperate.
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80	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'': "Wax Museum", a pseudo-crossover with ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' (see below), has Anne and the Plantars visit the "Curiosity Hut", a Mystery Shack {{Expy}} run by a Grunkle Stan Expy named Curator Ponds. The difference is that [[spoiler:the Curiosity Hut's waxwork figures are [[WaxMuseumMorgue very much real]], and Curator Ponds plans for Anne to become his next exhibit.]] Notably, the locals are too creeped out by the place to actually go and visit.
81	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'': "D.W. Goes to Washington" has a flashback to the time D.W. talked the family into visiting "Santa's Igloo" ("Share a sundae with Santa and his friendly reindeer!"). Contrary to what the [[VeryFalseAdvertising place's commercial and billboard showed]], the "igloo" turns out to be an ordinary house with a cheap igloo facade attached to the front and "Santa" is a surly, disheveled man dressed in half of a Santa suit who growls at the Reeds for not bringing a sundae to share. Despite this, D.W. still thought it was amazing -- the rest of the family not so much.
82	* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'': Ben and his family stop to see the world's largest rubber band ball in the appropriately named episode "Tourist Trap". It's revealed to be [[SealedEvilInACan used as a prison]] for an alien creature made of pure electricity called a Nosedeenian (nicknamed "Megawatt"), escaping from its prison when Ben's omnitrix makes contact with it. They end up destroying the rubber band ball, but then they replace it with the world's largest lightbulb instead.
83	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'': ''"Doug's Bad Trip"'' has the Funnies go on a long car trip to the Great Painted Gorge, but Doug and Judy keep seeing billboards that advertise tourist traps. They all turn out to be disappointments. The first advertised as having a mysterious creepy thing turned out to be just a potato that looks vaguely like a vampire bat, the second stating to be a bug ranch was just a bunch of bugs in miniature barns, the third was claimed to be a poetic field but was just a desert with a sign.
84	* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'':
85	** The Mystery Shack is the primary location of the series, acting as a ''[[Franchise/RipleysBelieveItOrNot Ripley's]]''-style museum of "oddities", which are all just fake displays and an overpriced gift shop. Ironically, one of the ways Grunkle Stan showcases himself [[EveryoneHasStandards to have standards]] is by swindling people with makeshift monsters only and absolutely refusing to touch (let alone display) the real monsters of Gravity Falls, because Stan knows [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow that they are way too dangerous]]. Dipper discovers this the hard way in "Boss Mabel", when he exploits the fact Stan left for a while to capture a monster for display and the thing puts two tourists in the hospital. [[spoiler:It was originally [[Characters/GravityFallsTheAuthor Stanford "Ford" Pines']] house/laboratory for his research into the genuinely weird things that happen in town. After he winds up lost in the Multiverse through his portal under the building, his brother Stanley took on his identity and has been working decades to bring his brother back, turning it into the Mystery Shack in order to keep the lights on.]]
86	** The Tent of Telepathy is a tourist attraction owned by recurring antagonist Gideon Gleeful where he gives his faith-healing PhonyPsychic performances.
87	** The episode "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E16RoadsideAttraction Roadside Attraction]]" involves Stanley bringing the twins and Mabel's friends on a road trip through Redwood Highway to get back at his competitors in their petty feud. Such competitors include a Corn Maze, Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball, House Shoe, Log Land, The Big Thing, The Giant Pan, Upside-Down Town, and Mystery Mountain.
88	* In the ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' episode "Road Rash", Rocko and Heffer go on a road trip to see Flemm Rock, a supposed natural wonder that's about to get paved over. The rock turns out to be incredibly small.
89	* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': In "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS8E7ASquarePantsFamilyVacation A SquarePants Family Vacation]]", [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick stumble upon a random gift shop while lost, only to realize they've walked right into a tourist trap. While they try to escape, [=SpongeBob=] ends up getting sucked in and spends all his money on useless trinkets.
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