Line #28 Literature/TalesFromTheWhiteHart


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2	[[caption-width-right:350: The [[CoversAlwaysLie completely misleading]] cover of the 1969 third edition]]
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4	''Tales from the White Hart'' is a 1957 collection of short stories by Creator/ArthurCClarke. Rather different from his standard hard science fiction fare, ''Tales'' is a collection of stories--{{tall tale}}s, really, in the English tradition of the "pub tale"--told by the [[TheMunchausen bloviating, impossibly well-connected, and utterly enchanting]] Harry Purvis, at The White Hart, a [[MyLocal pub at which London's SF fandom]] hung out in TheForties and TheFifties. It's all told to us by an {{Expy}} of Clarke himself ("Charles Willis", one of his pseudonyms).
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6	Fifteen White Hart stories are included in the collection:
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8	# "Silence Please" - About a student who invents [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_noise_control active noise control]] and uses it to pull a tremendous prank.
9	# "Big Game Hunt" - Some scientists invent a device which can control animals' movements by reproducing the electrical signals, but there has to be an electrical connection. [[spoiler: They go out in the Atlantic, use the signals to force a giant squid to come to the surface, and film it - but the apparatus suddenly fails, and before they can get it started again, the understandably pissed-off squid sinks the ship.]]
10	# "Patent Pending" - About a man who invents VCR for the brain.
11	# "Armaments Race" - The guy in charge of props for a B-grade science fiction show develops a fake death ray that's supposed to create an impressive-looking electrical arc [[spoiler: which actually works and destroys the studio, forcing said individual to make a hasty exit.]]
12	# "Critical Mass" - A truck crashes near a facility where various very dangerous substances are manufactured and stored, and wrecks. The truck driver and some pedestrians both do a DontAskJustRun. The locals in town conclude that they can panic now, and start to evacuate when someone volunteers to go up there and finds out it's time to [[spoiler: BeeAfraid]].
13	# "The Ultimate Melody" - About inventing the ultimate EarWorm.
14	# "The Pacifist" - About the invention of a military computer
15	# "The Next Tenants" - A scientist on a Pacific atoll is teaching termites how to use tools and human technology.
16	# "Moving Spirit" - About a novel method of distilling and aging whisky.
17	# "The Man Who Ploughed the Sea"
18	# "The Reluctant Orchid" - About a seemingly dangerous carnivorous orchid.
19	# "Cold War" - A submarine is hired by the California Chamber of Commerce to arrange an iceberg sighting off the coast of Florida. They end up in over their heads.
20	# "What Goes Up" - About some Australians who invent AntiGravity by accident
21	# "Sleeping Beauty" - About a man who is given a drug that causes him to not require sleep.
22	# "The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch" - Wouldn't you like to find out!
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24	!! Tropes present in this anthology:
25	* AppealToAudacity: Pretty much everything that comes out of Harry Purvis' mouth. In "Silence Please", one scientist in the pub spends the entire story doing calculations, and declares the machine couldn't possibly have worked just after Harry describes the nonsensical way it went wrong. Harry simply replies that he just ''said'' it didn't work.
26	* DestinationDefenestration: "The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch."
27	* DisintegratorRay: A disintegrator ray is the weapon ultimately (and accidentally) created in "Armaments Race".
28	* DuringTheWar: "Moving Spirit" is set during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII.
29	* FirstPersonPeripheralNarrator: All stories are narrated by "Charles Willis", whose role is almost always to retell whatever story Harry Purvis is telling and nothing else.
30	* GiantSquid: "Big Game Hunt" describes the efforts of an eccentric professor to study the electrical circuitry of the brain. After using his research to develop robotic creatures, he then tries to use electrical stimulation of the brain to control the behavior of animals. The professor's work is discovered by a wildlife photographer, who tries to exploit it to film a giant squid. While their attempt is initially successful, the equipment blows a fuse, and the squid kills both scientist and photographer.
31	* HenpeckedHusband: [[spoiler:Harry Purvis. His wife's name? Ermintrude.]]
32	* ManEatingPlant: In "The Reluctant Orchid", Hercules Keating is nearly killed by a carnivorous orchid. He then attempts to use the orchid to murder his overbearing aunt, but this does not go according to plan.
33	%%* TheMunchausen: Harry Purvis.
34	* MyLocal: The White Hart. And it ''is'' local--the pub was chosen for its proximity to [[UsefulNotes/BritishUnis King's College London]] and other research institutions, not to mention the location just off [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers Fleet Street]] that attracted those of a more literary bent, as well.
35	* NoPlansNoPrototypeNoBackup: Often used to explain why no one's ever heard of the inventions or events described. Of course, it's not uncommon for the thing described to ''be'' the prototype, so somewhat justified. Charlie Willis lampshades this.
36	* RecordedSplicedConversation: In "The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch", sound engineer Osbert Inch makes a bet with his wife Ermintrude about which one of them speaks the most. He devises a device to count how many words his wife spoke in their London flat, versus how many he spoke. The counter is sealed for a week, and when it is unsealed, Osbert is shocked to discover that his word count far exceeds Ermintrude's. It does not take long for him to realize that she had taken a tape he had made using his own voice, made it into a loop and left it running in the flat while he was at work. This discovery results in the eponymous defenestration.
37	* TallTale: All the stories.
38	* TheRuleOfFirstAdopters: "Patent Pending": According to Harry Purvis, the first test of the sensory-replay machine was recording and replaying an, erm, interaction with a lady of the night in Paris (and emphatically ''not'' one from the touristy and overpriced Pigalle). The company organising investors to commercialise the machine also apparently invokes the name of the classical goddess of love.
39	* ScaryStingingSwarm: In "Critical Mass", a truck crashes near a facility where various very dangerous substances are manufactured and stored, and wrecks. The truck driver and some pedestrians both do a DontAskJustRun. The locals in town conclude that they can panic now, and start to evacuate when someone volunteers to go up there and finds out [[spoiler:the truck was carrying beehives, and the driver and pedestrians fled from a swarm of angry bees]].
40	* TheSleepless: "Sleeping Beauty" is about a man who loses the need to sleep.
41	* SmartPeoplePlayChess: Chess seems to be more popular than darts at the White Hart. Given its clientele (writers, editors, scientists, and engineers), it's easy to see why.

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