Line #68 Literature/DontCallMeIshmael


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2	[[caption-width-right:150:Poor Ringo.]]
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4	->''"And you've never heard of Ishmael Leseur's Syndrome consider yourself lucky. It's been known to destroy the 'normal behaviour' gene and expose a person's innermost idiot to the world."''
5	-->-- '''[[DoggedNiceGuy Ishmael Leseur]]''' (the world's one and only sufferer)
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7	''Don't Call Me Ishmael!'' is a light-hearted trilogy of Young Adult novels written by Michael Gerard Bauer and centering around cheery loser [[EmbarrassingFirstName Ishmael Leseur]] and his friends, in an Australian all-boys school. Notable largely for an infectious enthusiasm, which suggests that Bauer enjoyed the novel as much as his characters, and for being highly quotable, to the extent that the series named [[ThanksForTheMammary a trope]] before receiving its own page on the wiki.
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9	The books are:
10	* ''Don't Call Me Ishmael'' (2006)
11	* ''Ishmael and the Return of the Dugongs'' (2007)
12	* ''Ishmael and the Hoops of Steel'' (2011)
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14	Characters with major roles in all works of the series include:
15	* Ishmael Leseur, generally mopey {{everyman}}.
16	* Orazio "Razz" Zorzotto, Ishmael's eventual best friend and self-professed [[TheMatchmaker master of all things romantic]].
17	* James Scobie, [[BadassAdorable unlikely champion]] for losers everywhere.
18	* Bill Kingsley, dreamy geek, described as [[HiddenDepths "still waters, running shallow"]].
19	* Ignatius Prindabel, socially-awkward nerd that eventually develops [[KavorkaMan astounding chick-pulling abilities]].
20	* Kelly Faulkner, the weatherman's sunny daughter, serving as Ishmael's {{love interest}}.
21	* Sally Nofke, Kelly's friend, a math geek that serves as Razz's.
22	* Prue Leseur, Ishmael's sister, a [[TeenGenius bright lass]] that, funnily enough, serves as Scobie's love interest.
23	* Miss Tarango, Ishmael's eternally cheerful homeroom [[CoolTeacher teacher]].
24	* Mr. Guthrie: [[HippieTeacher environmentally-conscious teacher]], serving as Miss Tarango's love interest.
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27	!!''Don't Call Me Ishmael!'' provides examples of the following tropes:
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29	* AmbiguouslyBi: In ''Hoops of Steel'', [[spoiler:Jimmy (the BigManOnCampus) and Bill covertly attend a dance together, but earlier in the book, Jimmy drunkenly offended a lot of girls by comparing his penis to a javelin. It's unclear if Jimmy likes boys and girls, [[ArmoredClosetGay staged that incident to make other people and/or himself think he was heterosexual]], or was drunkenly hitting on nearby boys and people only thought he was talking to girls.]]
30	%%* BadassAdorable
31	%%* BookDumb: Razz
32	%%* BreakTheCutie: Kelly, in the third book.
33	%%* BriarPatching: Scobie was always totally afraid of bugs. Totally.
34	%%* BrickJoke: Apparently, Razz is rather well suited to writing Heavy Metal lyrics.
35	* CharacterDevelopment: Ishmael's name barely earns a mention in the third book due to growing self-confidence.
36	* ChekhovsGun: Razz's cringeworthy LoveLetterLunacy poem for Ish to send to Kelly (which Ish doesn't send after their friends spend several pages telling Razz that it's crap) from the second book ends up being used for punk rock song lyrics in the third book.
37	* ChekhovsSkill: Of all things, a character's habit of proffering an index finger whilst quibbling over itty bitty issues of semantics turns out to be useful in hitting a volleyball that's nearly out of reach.
38	%%* TheChewToy: Ishmael
39	%%* CoolTeacher: Miss Tarango, and others.
40	* DeadpanSnarker: Near everyone. A chapter in the first book is dedicated to allowing Scobie to mock the resident bully in the most deadpan tones imaginable.
41	* DemotedToExtra: Deuteragonist Scobie is only a tetiary character after the first book.
42	* EmbarrassingFirstName: Beyond Ishmael, we also have a chap Slobo and another named Emerson.
43	%%* EmbarrassingNickname: Several, courtesy of school bully Barry Bagsley.
44	* FaintInShock: Ishmael faints during his first debate because he is so nervous. Everybody else thinks it's hilarious, as Ishmael also [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally gropes]] his LoveInterest Kelly as he faints.
45	* FirstPersonPeripheralNarrator: Ishmael serves this role for Scobie for much of the first book.
46	%%* FreudianExcuse: Implied with Bagsley.
47	* GayGuySeeksPopularJock: [[spoiler: Bill's relationship with Jimmy "The Main Event" Mainwaring takes place largely off-screen, but seems to be this, since Jimmy is – as his nickname implies – one of the popular jocks at St Daniel's.]]
48	%%* HotForTeacher
49	%%* HiddenDepths: A major theme of the second book. Barry Bagsley, Mr Barker and Orazio are all seen through new eyes.
50	%%* HippieTeacher: Mr Guthrie.
51	%%* HurricaneOfPuns: Crap, mega-crap, the crap to which other crap aspires, crème da la crap...
52	* KissingUnderTheInfluence: In the third book, [[spoiler:Ishmael kisses Sally]] when he accidentally gets drunk on vodka.
53	%%* LampshadeHanging: Often, and cheerfully.
54	* LastSecondWordSwap: Razza is talking about Ignatius when he realizes Mr. Guthrie is in the room.
55	-->'''Razza:''' He wouldn't recognise a poem if it jumped up and bit him on the dic--tionary.
56	* LiteraryAllusionTitle: To the opening line of Literature/MobyDick by Creator/HermanMelville.
57	%%* LoveDodecahedron: Notably averted. Despite the sheer volume of romances teased in the book, there are very few conflicts of interest displayed.
58	* {{Malaproper}}: Running joke fueled by Razz: "elephant of surprise", "male chauffeuring pigs". The first example is [[JustifiedTrope somewhat justified]]. All things being equal, an elephant ''would'' be more surprising than an element.
59	%%* MasterOfTheMixedMessage: At times, Kelly.
60	%%* TheMatchmaker: Razz.
61	* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Ishmael feels this way in book three, after [[spoiler:drunkenly kissing Sally.]]
62	%%* NewMeat: Subverted with the self-assured Scobie, much to the shock of the class.
63	* PlatonicDeclarationOfLove: Razza and Ishmael towards the end of the third book:
64	--> '''Razz:''' Love ya, man! You know, in a totally non-Hoop Boy sort of a way.
65	--> '''Ishmael:''' Love you too, Razz. Same way.
66	* PromIsForStraightKids: In the third book, [[spoiler:Bill Kingsley]] initially doesn't want to bring a date to prom, because he doesn't want to make trouble for the school. However, Razz sets up a [[RunningGag Win-Win-Win-Win-situation]] by suggesting that [[spoiler: Bill and his date Jimmy]] officially go with two girls from Sally's school who were in the same situation and couldn't attend their own prom.
67	%%* PunctuatedForEmphasis:
68	%%-->'''Barry Bagsley:''' You haven't got a prayer. Have - not - got - a - prayer.
69	* PutOnABus: An odd case. After the second book, Barry Bagsley does not appear. He still attends the school, presumably, but is simply "not bothering us anymore".
70	* RefugeInAudacity: Occasionally lampshaded. Bauer typically sets up as many over-the-top climaxes as possible.
71	* {{Scandalgate}}: In the second book, an event at a pool-party later discussed as Piss-in-the-watergate. [[spoiler:It was cordial.]]
72	%%** The first book also: Buggate.
73	* SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX: PlayedForLaughs. Razza even has friends who are fans of Manchester United. Manchester ''United'', if you can imagine that.
74	%%* TeenGenius: Prue.
75	* ThanksForTheMammary: The first entry into the series. Having fainted due to nerves, Ishmael is mortified to discover to whom he had lunged.
76	%%* UnluckyEverydude
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