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| 9 | Good game shows instill excitement in the audience, dread in the contestants, and ratings in the Nielsen box. These failures can't even do one of those things. Here's [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible the worst]] that game shows and reality TV have to offer. |
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| 11 | '''''Important Notes:''''' |
| 12 | # Merely being offensive in its subject matter isn't enough to justify a work as Horrible. Hard as it is to imagine at times, there's a market for all types of deviancy (no matter how small a niche it is). It has to ''fail to appeal even to that niche'' to qualify as this. If it has a fandom of any sort, it doesn't belong on this list. |
| 13 | # It is not a Horrible TV series just because ''Website/GameShowGarbage'' or any other CausticCritic reviewed it. There needs to be independent evidence, such as actual critics (emphasis on plural) for example, to list it. (Though once it is listed, they can provide their detailed reviews.) |
| 14 | # This page is not for horrible '''episodes''' (or even seasons) of otherwise good shows. For those, see {{DethroningMoment.LiveActionTV}} and {{SeasonalRot.LiveActionTV}}. |
| 15 | # To ensure that the work is judged with a clear mind and the hatred isn't just a knee-jerk reaction, as well as to allow opinions to properly form, '''[[Administrivia/NoRecentExamplesPlease examples should not be added until at least one month after release]]'''. This includes "sneaking" the entries onto the pages ahead of time by adding them and then just commenting them out. |
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| 18 | !!Examples (more-or-less in alphabetical order by network, then TV show name): |
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| 22 | [[folder:ABC (United States)]] |
| 23 | * '''''The One: Making a Music Star''''' (2006) was a U.S. attempt at Endemol's ''Star Academy''[=/=]''Fame Academy'' format, hosted by Canadian radio personality George Stroumboulopoulos, which was a singing competition [[JustForFun/XMeetsY mixed with]] elements of sister franchise ''Series/BigBrother''.[[note]](The contestants lived and interacted in a music academy between performance shows, and out of the bottom three contestants in viewer votes, one was saved by the judges, and the remaining contestants voted to "evict" one of the remaining two)[[/note]] It was quickly derided for its "forced" judges and the lack of talented contestants, if not for being a FollowTheLeader clone of ''Series/AmericanIdol''.[[note]](''Fame Academy'' [[OlderThanTheyThink originally premiered]] at [[DuelingShows around the same time]] as the British version of ''Idol''. By 2006, however, the U.S. version was well-established ''and'' at its peak of its popularity, which was a likely factor in its dismissal. ABC promoting ''The One'' as "the show Creator/{{Fox}} doesn't want you to see" didn't help matters either)[[/note]] Facing competition from the other reality talent shows airing over the Summer that year,[[note]]{such as ''Series/AmericasGotTalent'', ''Series/SoYouThinkYouCanDance'', and ''Rock Star: Supernova''}[[/note]] as well as ''Big Brother'' itself, viewership of ''The One'' was dismal, and ABC cancelled it after four episodes--leaving the competition CutShort with no winner ever decided. While most of the contestants faded back into obscurity, several of them did end up becoming moderately successful eventually (among them, Syesha Mercado made it onto ''Idol'' in 2009 and finished third, Aubrey Collins briefly joined the country band Trick Pony, and Jadyn Douglas got a supporting role on NBC's short-lived 2016 sitcom ''Series/{{Telenovela|2016}}''). Just over a decade after the network desperately tried to clone it, it was announced in 2017 that ''Idol'' would be revived by ABC.\ |
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| 25 | In Canada, ''The One'' also attracted controversy, as the Creator/{{CBC}} picked it up in simulcast with ABC to cross-promote Strombo's involvement (at the time he had begun to host a talk show on the network, and would also bring his Sunday-night radio show to CBC Radio), pre-empting CBC's 10:00 p.m. newscast ''The National'' in much of the country. Critics felt it was out of character for CBC to be airing an American series in primetime, as the network (since it is Canada's commercially-funded public broadcaster) has historically focused its efforts on Canadian productions, and their president at the time had stated that they "[didn't] do reality television".[[note]](The modus operandi of the commercial networks is to acquire rights to popular U.S. shows, simulcast them to invoke the "simsub" regulations that requires TV providers to replace their U.S. feeds with Canadian feeds of said program, and schedule Canadian content as an afterthought or in off-peak periods. At the time, CBC did carry a limited amount of U.S. syndicated programming such as ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', but even this was later phased out)[[/note]] The CBC had plans to produce an English-Canadian version of the format as well,[[note]]Creator/{{TVA}} had a French-Canadian version, ''Star Académie'', running at around the same time}[[/note]] but the cancellation of the U.S. version kiboshed them. |
| 26 | * '''''Series/SetForLife''''' was a mercifully short-lived game hosted by Creator/JimmyKimmel and produced by ''Series/DealOrNoDeal'' creators Endemol (playing FollowTheLeader with themselves), where a contestant played to win a monthly annuity of a specific amount, ranging from one month to the top prize of "[[TitleDrop Set for Life]]" (40 years). The player pulled from 15 glowing "sticks" (read: giant Lite-Brite pegs) to find the 11 white ones which progressed them up the "time ladder", while avoiding the red sticks that knocked them down a level (finding all four reds ended the game). But there was a twist: the player had a "Guardian Angel", who sat off-screen inside an isolation booth where they could see live statistics. They could secretly stop the game at any time, but their decision wasn't revealed until the player finished their game (either by pulling out all the white pegs, getting all the red ones, or simply quitting themselves), meaning entire '''chunks''' of the game could be for naught. Even worse, while the show used a qualifying game that determined how much each player would be playing for (Kimmel [[WordOfGod stated]] it involved twelve numbers and an envelope), it was never shown. |
| 27 | ** The British version (''For the Rest of Your Life'') handled this part differently, by instead having an opening round where white sticks increased the pot (based on an amount chosen by the contestants — one out of three envelopes), and picking one of the three red sticks subtracted from it; the couple could stop at any time after having four times the base amount, but finding all three reds ended the game. Unfortunately, they did not remove the Guardian Angel gimmick. |
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| 30 | [[folder:Antena 3 (Spain)]] |
| 31 | * One of the greatest game show failures in Spain was a very short-lived show called '''''La Trituradora''''' ("The Crusher"). Aired in 1999 and hosted by Belinda Washington, who back then was a popular actress and TV host in Spain, it lasted only ''two episodes'' before it was unceremoniously discarded. Part of its undoing was its unusual premise: contestants had to wage a personal belonging (such as a domestic appliance) and take part in a series of games. If they were victorious, they won a hefty prize; if they lost, whatever they waged was destroyed by Deborah, the eponymous crusher. Abysmal audience ratings, almost no volunteers to the contest (since people participate in game shows to ''win'' stuff, not to ''have theirs destroyed''; and never mind that there was {presumably} nothing stopping you from [[LoopholeAbuse going to a charity shop, buying some random trinket for €30, and calling that your personal item]]), and a very high cost per episode marked the death knell not only for the show, but [[CreatorKiller for Belinda Washington's career]]. |
| 32 | ** ''La Trituradora'' was based on a 1998 British game show titled ''Beat the Crusher'', featuring Melinda Messenger and Freddie Starr. It's a wonder why they even decided to export it, considering the original version was only very slightly more successful (it aired on [[Creator/{{Sky}} Sky One]] for a single season of 10 episodes). |
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| 35 | [[folder:BBC (United Kingdom)]] |
| 36 | * '''''Series/DontScareTheHare''''' was an utterly pathetic attempt by BBC One to try and make a "family" game show, but instead ended up becoming a notorious flop. Two teams of adults competed in a series of challenges in which the object was to not "scare" (read: wake up) a robotic FunnyAnimal hare. The winning team played for a top prize of £15,000. It premiered on Easter weekend in 2011 before the [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut Series 6 premiere]] of ''Series/DoctorWho'' and ended up with spectacularly low ratings (1.93 million); the producers attempted to blame the heat wave rolling through England at the time, but this backfired when the ratings for ''Doctor Who'' ended up being its highest yet. Worse yet, audiences were surprised to find out that this was not just a one-off for Easter, and that there were still ''eight more episodes''; the ratings got so bad that BBC One pulled it after six episodes, and burned off the remainder in a mid-afternoon graveyard slot. Critics and audiences lambasted the show mercilessly: many mentioned that its concept would've fit better on Creator/CBeebies rather than a network meant for mainstream viewers (in an interview, host Jason Bradbury had even described the show as "fantasy-based toddler telly with an adult twist"), and the games themselves were also criticized for being either too easy or embarrassing to watch. |
| 37 | * In 1996, the BBC secured what must have seemed to be an impressive coup, luring comedians Gareth Hale and Norman Pace over from ITV. Hale and Pace had starred in a popular sketch comedy on ITV, but were tired of the format and moved over to try something new. Unfortunately, nobody seemed to have an idea what that would be. The result was utterly dreadful, right down to the LuckyCharmsTitle, '''''h&p@bbc'''''. The series was a peculiar miscellany, with segments including Gareth and Norman wandering around a town trying to get free stuff, a general knowledge quiz for celebrities where points were awarded but no winner announced, and a game where audience members tried to recognize songs with their heads underwater. Each bit just felt like [[{{Filler}} a way of passing time between "hello" and "goodbye"]], except that nobody ever said either. The whole thing just started, ran for 40 minutes and then stopped. And yes, 40 minutes is an odd length, so presumably a load of stuff must have been deemed even worse than what got on screen. The BBC seemed to have realized they had a flop on their hands before it aired, several months after it was ready, with the first episode of a supposed family show going out at 9:30 p.m. on a Wednesday. After that, it was shoved out wherever it could do the least harm, with the sixth and final episode on a Tuesday at midnight. Hale and Pace didn't make much else for the BBC after this. |
| 38 | * In 2021, amid the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic, Creator/GordonRamsay spent some time outside of the kitchen by hosting a game show produced by his studio, '''''Gordon Ramsay's Bank Balance'''''. The core idea had potential, but the execution made the game [[NintendoHard extremely difficult]] and borderline {{Calvinball}}: a couple randomly selected one of 12 "zones" on a pyramid-like balance board, and had 60 seconds to alternate giving correct answers to a list question from a chosen category. Each correct answer allowed them to place a bar from a chosen "stack" on the zone. Each stack had one to five bars, with stacks of three or more being worth £9,000, £16,000, and £25,000 respectively, for a top prize of up to £100,000. Answering incorrectly or running out of time causes the stack to lose its value and turn red (via LED lights in the blocks), and also requires the contestant to add an extra "penalty block" to the zone. The entire game was AllOrNothing with little room for error; if they survived all twelve stacks (spoiler: no one did), the team could claim their winnings. If any block fell over, the game ended immediately and the team left with nothing, unless they had "banked" a stack with a [[{{Lifelines}} lifeline]] (unlocked after the sixth stack) as a safety net. Ramsay was out of his element in comparison to even his toned down ''Series/MasterChef'' persona, but still displayed a [[ConsummateProfessional no-nonsense attitude]] which made the strict time limits even more unforgiving. The show also suffered from poor camerawork and direction, making it difficult to follow the action (or lack there of). A writer for ''The Guardian'' remarked that ''Bank Balance'' was trying to be ''Series/TippingPoint'', "that one where [Ramsay] shouts at Gino D'Acampo", and "people balancing things in a prison of mild peril" all at once, but succeeded at neither. The BBC stripped the episodes three nights a week for three weeks, and its viewership didn't take long to topple over-- resulting in its cancellation. It was also voted the worst new game show format of 2021 on the Bother's Bar/[=UKGameshows.com=] "Poll of the Year". |
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| 41 | [[folder:Black Family Channel (United States)]] |
| 42 | * '''''The Thousand-Dollar Bee''''', a children's game show filmed in Atlanta from 2004 to 2007 for the now-defunct and little-seen Black Family Channel. It was a televised spelling bee/vocabulary game with a very odd Creator/BillCosby-type host named Sinatra Onyewuchi (credited as "Sinatra, the wacky host" and "Sinatra Onieyewacki"; yes, a show about spelling [[RougeAnglesOfSatin couldn't spell its host's last name right]]) who wore a {{geek}}y bow tie. [[note]] (Towards the end, there was a second host in Brandon Thaton, but none of his episodes have popped up in circulation as of this writing.)[[/note]] The contestants were [[RougeAnglesOfSatin dreadfully bad at spelling]] and it's not like they had any incentive to try, as the prize for the '''entire season''' was [[UndesirablePrize a $1,000 savings bond for college]], enough in these days to buy maybe books for a year. It also had the lowest production values ever seen on cable TV in the 21st Century - a creepy CGI bee straight out of the Creator/VideoBrinquedo handbook, [=PowerPoint=]-grade captions done in ''Comic Sans'', a "theme song" consisting of the same two bars of music and chipmunk vocals, a KidSidekick in a bee costume, Jordan Ealey, who provided overly precocious commentary about the contestants and their progress, and one round that involved spelling out words with ''refrigerator magnets'' (though that last one could be forgiven as an homage to the ''Series/SoulTrain'' Scramble Board). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNdwlywXuM Here's some gameplay, if you dare.]] |
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| 45 | [[folder:CBS (United States)]] |
| 46 | * '''''Candy Crush''''', a 2017 game show based on ''VideoGame/CandyCrushSaga'', hosted by Mario Lopez. While it can be complimented for its technical achievements (like having [[SceneryPorn one of the largest touchscreens ever employed on a television program]]), the game falls flat quickly. The contestants are playing the same game they could on their phones, but [[Series/{{Scrabble}} never quite like this]]. Actually, scratch that - it ''is'' quite like playing it on your phone, except with physical stunts designed to make it more difficult (such as having your team attached to wires lowering and raising you like a pendulum, having one player move a ladder the other player is on, having one player blindfolded, etc.), and a giant array of touchscreens that made a game that should be super easy near-impossible to play, since the contestants couldn't see past one screen. As usual for a modern-day game show, the contestants were already high on sugar by the time they got on stage. Due to the game's format and how the show is directed, there is little play-along value either, much like ''Series/TheMagnificentMarbleMachine'' before it. Not only that, but Lopez, despite having been host of various TV shows over the past decade, still wasn't a good game show host; his only other was the second season of ''Series/MastersOfTheMaze'', way back in 1995 on what was then [[Creator/{{Freeform}} The Family Channel]] [[note]](apparently, one of his first taped episodes of ''Maze'' had him ''costing a team eight seconds in the Maze!'')[[/note]]. Despite the ''Series/BigBrother'' lead-in and the CelebrityEdition premiere (with teams representing ''Big Brother'' and ''Series/{{Survivor}}'') getting decent ratings, ''Candy Crush'' got, well, ''crushed'' on subsequent episodes; the final few episodes were subsequently burned off against [[FridayNightDeathSlot opening weekend Saturday-night college football games]]. [[http://rowdyc.com/tv-trash-candy-crush-wtestzero/ Here]] is a review from WebVideo/TVTrash, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQo6FGjMET8 another]] from Website/GameShowGarbage. |
| 47 | * '''''Who's Whose?''''' was an early PanelGame created for CBS in 1951 as a replacement for ''Radio/TheGoldbergs''. In it, a celebrity panel (Robin Chandler, Art Ford, Basil Davenport, and Emily Kimbrough) interviewed three men and three women, and then attempted to identify who was married to whom. The final round then involved guessing the spouse of a famous celebrity (in this case, Dizzy Dean, who wandered off backstage to listen to a baseball game on the radio and only barely managed to come back in time). Radio announcer Phil Baker hosted with an unidentified assistant named "Gunga" who wore a turban. The show was met with overwhelmingly negative reception, with the ''Chicago Tribune'' calling it a "miserable flop"; other criticisms included Phil Baker's ineptitude as a host and the panelists' inability to play the game. Backlash was so severe that CBS pulled the show after only {{one episode|wonder}} and replaced it with ''It's News to Me''. It also did lasting damage to the distributor Young & Rubicam, who shed several employees and shifted their focus to commercials. In addition, ''Who's Whose'' is officially considered [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes lost media]], as no footage of the show has resurfaced and most likely never will. |
| 48 | * '''''Series/YoureInThePicture''''' is almost a byword for bad ideas executed badly - or it would be if it was better known. It was a 1961 Creator/{{CBS}} game hosted by Jackie Gleason, in which a four-celebrity panel (in the one episode that aired, the panel consisted of Pat Harrington Jr., Pat Carroll, Jan Sterling, and Arthur Treacher) stuck their heads through pictorial cut-outs and tried to guess what picture they were in. Within five minutes of the January 20 premiere, it was clear that the game was nigh-impossible and far from interesting; even the ''prize'' was lame - 100 CARE packages donated in that celeb's name (if nobody guessed correctly, they were donated in Gleason's name). Critics at the time absolutely slammed the show, and to this day it's still regarded as one of the worst and most embarrassing TV spectacles in history, making it to #4 on ''Literature/WhatWereTheyThinkingThe100DumbestEventsInTelevisionHistory''. Famously, the following week's "show" on January 27 consisted entirely of Gleason on an empty stage, chugging coffee (which he jokingly implied was [[INeedAFreakingDrink a new "blend" called "Chock Full O'Booze"]]) and [[CreatorBacklash apologizing to everyone who watched the premiere, chalking up its failure to "the intangibles of show business"]], sharing memories of other failures he was involved in, and [[SelfDeprecation making fun of a format]] that ''seemed'' like a winner when it was being thought up. Gleason fulfilled the remainder of ''Picture's'' commitment by producing an interview series (''The Jackie Gleason Show'') in its place. |
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| 52 | * '''''Cheap Cheap Cheap''''' (2017) was intended by Creator/{{Channel 4}} as a vehicle for Noel Edmonds post-''Series/DealOrNoDeal''; set in a general store, the contestants were presented with three grocery items, and asked to guess which of them was the cheapest. Each correct answer moved them up a money ladder towards a top prize of £25,000. There were three "[[{{Lifelines}} tools]]", which could be used to reveal one of the prices, reveal the most-expensive item, or preview the items for the next round before choosing to go on. The format was basically a single ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' game stretched into a 45-minute timeslot, it was difficult enough that the payouts were quite low, and it was padded out by a ''Series/NoelsHouseParty''-esque ShowWithinAShow involving the store's employees that came off as flat and surreal. Channel 4 was seemingly lacking confidence for the show, burying it in a daytime graveyard slot over the summer with little promotion (and, in turn, little viewership). |
| 53 | * '''''The Girlie Show''''' (1996) was a late-night entertainment show attempting to cash in on the {{Ladette}} fad and "girl power" ethos. The show was largely a SpearCounterpart of its predecessor in the post-pub timeslot, ''The Word'' (1990-1995, with a mix of music, feature segments, and stunt/game-based segments). It featured a group of female presenters [[RefugeInAudacity childishly daring each other to say rude words on TV]], and such exciting regular segments as the "Wanker of the Week" (where celebrities were roasted with an array of poorly-written jokes), "Toilet Talk" (a ConfessionCam segment on sex, filmed in a toilet stall), and the "Naked Apes"--a group of male correspondents who visited places such as nightclubs or sporting events, and acted like LowerClassLout stereotypes (think ''Series/TheRealWorld'' but not very good). Critics trashed the show for being amateurish and highly staged, with the hosts' lack of professional TV experience being very apparent. Meanwhile, audiences found it to be offensive and sexist against both men and women. It lost viewers rapidly and was canned after two series. Probably the only notable footnote of the show was that it featured one of the Music/SpiceGirls' first television appearances. |
| 54 | * '''''Love Thy Neighbour''''' (2011) had families competing for a £300,000 cottage in Grassington -- a picturesque market town in North Yorkshire, with the winner chosen by its residents. The families would perform tasks to gain favour among the residents (such as organizing events and giving a speech at the pub as a pitch) -- who would then get to vote on which family would advance to the next round (beginning with heats between 6 pairs of two families each, followed by a semi-final and finale). However, there was a major flaw: the show alleged that Grassington's residents were largely conservative and did not take kindly to outsiders. In reality, the townspeople were actually quite kind and accepting towards the newcomers, and VoxPops suggested that Grassington had more "outsiders" than the show suggested there were. As a result, the producers had to rely on ManipulativeEditing to [[PlayedForDrama get their preferred point across]]; for instance, one episode featured a family of Nigerian descent (whose father was an aspiring Conservative politician), and the show attempted to insist that there could be racial tensions. In reality, the only things that happened were people who either mistook them as being {{UsefulNotes/Jamaica}}ns on first glance, or displayed concerns that they could be treated with prejudice by others. Said family would end up winning the episode. In the end, viewership was low and the reviews were bad, so it was unceremoniously burned off on Channel 4's sister digital channel [=More4=] after only 3 episodes. |
| 55 | ** It is also worth noting that Creator/{{ABC}} actually tried to do a similar show, ''Welcome to the Neighborhood'' (where the families competed to win a dream house in a conservative community in Austin, Texas) in 2005, but it was pulled over its controversial premise before it even premiered. |
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| 58 | [[folder:The CW (United States)]] |
| 59 | * While shopping has proven a fine basis for a game show, '''''Series/SaveToWin''''' failed to deliver since it was trying to be an ad for Family Dollar more than an entertaining show. Despite the tagline "smart shopping leads to money in your pocket", [[NeverTrustATitle the gameplay has nothing to do with saving money]]. It's played by two teams in three very basic rounds: trivia questions related to products, which fluctuate wildly from obvious to obscure with no attempt at scaling difficulty; identifying products via taste, touch, or smell after being blindfolded; and memorizing items that rolled down a conveyor belt, which [[GoldenSnitch offers way more points than the other rounds]] despite being the easiest. The BonusRound is a complete LuckBasedMission, which was never won even though the grand prize [[NoBudget was only $5,000]]. Celebrity chef Pat Neely is incredibly awkward as host, under-explaining the rules, stumbling over words even after lots of LoopingLines, and bellowing "[[BigNo OH NOOOOOO]]!" at every incorrect response. The show lasted only 17 episodes, the last two of which don't even have gameplay: instead being a clip show with a staged $5,000 win and a behind-the-scenes featurette. Website/GameShowGarbage has the rundown [[http://www.gameshowgarbage.com/ind226_savetowin.html here]], and WebVideo/LadyEmily also covers it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwulEe3Tmz4 here]]. |
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| 62 | [[folder:één (Belgium)]] |
| 63 | * '''''Series/PakDePoenDeShowVan1Miljoen''''' is fondly remembered as one of the most spectacular flops in the history of [[MediaNotes/FlemishTVStations Belgian television]]. Offering up to 20 million Belgian francs (around $667,000 US) in conjunction with the postcode lottery, up to 1 million (around $33,500 US) in a BonusRound for the winning contestant, and hosted by the stars of one of the most critically-acclaimed sitcoms in Belgian history, one wonders what could possibly go wrong. For the premiere, it was ''everything'': The hosting was so overly formal that it [[PoesLaw bordered on parody]], the trivia rounds had glitchy buzzers and inconsistent judging that would make [[Series/BallsOfSteel Alex Zane]] proud, the phone for a home game segment didn't work, and the final challenge to determine who would play for the million francs - an RC car race across the set - had a car that wouldn't move. Even worse was the irony that a random audience member ''[[DisproportionateReward could win 20 times more cash than what the winning contestant would have had if they answered all the questions of the final round correctly]]''. The interval acts, that were filled with SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome performances, saved the program as a whole from being a total trainwreck, though. The program was ultimately retooled with new hosts as the ''Pak De Poen Show''; it was an improvement in comparison to the "premiere", but the lingering karma led to poor viewership, and it was cancelled after two episodes. |
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| 66 | [[folder:The Family Channel (United States)]] |
| 67 | * In 1993, International Family Entertainment had announced plans to launch a game show-oriented channel known as The Game Channel, which would feature classic game shows and interactive features. Facing competition from Creator/GameShowNetwork, Game Channel never launched. Nevertheless, [[Creator/{{Freeform}} The Family Channel]] introduced a block with "interactive" game shows that was meant to lead up to its launch, all of which were produced and hosted by Wink Martindale, beginning with ''TabletopGame/TrivialPursuit''. The hour-long show was [[InsistentTerminology treated on-air as two distinct shows]] (right down to having separate credits); ''Trivial Pursuit: The Interactive Game'' was a qualifier, where 12 (later 9) players competed to answer multiple-choice questions on keypads as quickly as possible, with the top three players advancing to the main show, ''Trivial Pursuit: The Classic Game''. The first half of the show was a tutorial for the "Playbreak" segments in commercial breaks throughout the remainder of the network's game show block (outside of ''The Classic Game'', however), where viewers could call a 1-900 number on a touch-tone phone to answer questions in a similar format (only $4.98 per call!).\ |
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| 69 | The horrible part came when they introduced three other "interactive" shows in '94 - '''''Boggle'', ''Jumble'', and ''Shuffle'''''; all three shows aired as part of the same block as ''Trivial Pursuit'', were just as bare-bones, and [[ItsTheSameNowItSucks were nearly carbon copies of each other]]. They all had the exact same format and mechanics as ''Trivial Pursuit: The Interactive Game'' (including the same scoring system based on response time), no bonus round or returning champions, and [[PropRecycling nearly identical sets]]. Even worse, the contestants did not speak ''at all'', playing the game solely via the keypads. This meant they did nothing but stand there for 29 minutes (commercials included) as a silent, question-answering robot. That is unless they won, however, which gave them permission to briefly express an emotion to Wink about the sub-$3,000 trip they just won. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DV_nNAyPu0 Here]] is Website/GameShowGarbage detailing all of them. |
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| 72 | [[folder:Fox (United States)]] |
| 73 | * '''''Series/TheChamber''''' stands tall as a textbook example of how ''not'' to do a quiz show. It was [[DuelingShows rushed to air]] by Creator/{{Fox}} in 2002 to compete with ABC's ''Series/TheChair2002'', a decent game show hosted by tennis player John [=McEnroe=] that quizzed contestants while subjecting them to events intended to raise their heart rate - which itself aired only a half-season. ''The Chamber'' taped six episodes and aired only ''three''. Unlike the fairly mild, very-unlikely-to-kill-you stimuli used on ''The Chair'' (like [[CastingGag tennis balls]] and a ''fake'' alligator), contestants on ''The Chamber'' were subjected to extreme heat, extreme cold, high winds, simulated earthquakes, etc. - and we didn't even get SceneryPorn from it. Even worse, if the producers had done their homework, they'd know that the winds at Levels 4+ were enough to cause extreme frostbite in the Cold Chamber... and only the producers at Fox know what went on in the Water, Insect, and Electric Chambers that were only used in unaired episodes. It's believed that one contestant sued the network over health issues brought on by the show's stimuli. The show was also plagued by frequent audio equipment failures. The headsets worn by the contestants were prone to falling off, and in one episode the headset just plain stopped working, resulting in host Rick Schwartz having to shout the questions into the Chamber. Matt Vasgersian, formerly of ''Sports Geniuses'', was originally slated to host, but he was disgusted by the show's premise and left before it could go into production. ''Series/{{MADtv}}'' parodied it in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRKCh8zD1GU "The Probe"]], a sketch where Mo Collins is strapped to an operating table as a giant drill whirls towards her spread-open legs and she screams for someone to let her out. The Lost Media Wiki has more information [[https://lostmediawiki.com/The_Chamber_(partially_lost_Fox_game_show;_2002) here]]; you can see a segment of one of the aired episodes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4HzEU3nMc here]]. |
| 74 | * '''''Series/IWannaMarryHarry''''', from 2014, is without a doubt one of the most tasteless and downright awful ideas for a dating show ever thought up: A bunch of women are flown to London, and are led to believe that they are competing for the affection of Prince Harry (while not outright being told that it's Prince Harry until the 5th episode). The Prince Harry impersonator in question (Matthew Hicks, an environmental consultant) is always surrounded by helicopters and high security everywhere he goes and the women are only to refer to him as "sir". Several of the contestants confirmed in a 2020 interview that few of them were actually fooled, thanks to them never being allowed a good close-up look at "Harry" and still being able to tell it wasn't him. This forced the show's crew to resort to increasingly creepy {{Gaslighting}} to keep them going, including the contestants being forbidden any contact with each other off camera and a member of the production team ''pretending to be a therapist'' designated to speak with the skeptics. The show was horribly received from both critics and audiences, with many reviewers noting its blatant ripping off of one of Fox's own older shows (''Joe Millionaire''), and also going so far as to slam its lack of shame from deceiving these poor women, and its apparent enjoyment of their foolishness. The show was a bomb in the ratings department and was pulled after four episodes (though all the remaining episodes would be released on Hulu and the series was shown in full in the UK and Australia, but suffered awful ratings there as well). Four years later, the real Prince Harry married American actress Creator/MeghanMarkle, a commoner whose former roles include [[Series/DealOrNoDeal a game show,]] making the show HilariousInHindsight. Big Joel has a lengthy breakdown [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcLJyhjqpQs here]]. |
| 75 | * '''''Knock Knock Live!''''' was a 2015 reality show that mixed the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, celebrities, and everything bad about reality TV into one series, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking plus Ryan Seacrest]]. In this show, Seacrest went door-to-door with various celebrities to give regular people anything from cash to big prizes to the chance to play and win a big game. The problem was how it went about doing so: where some boring white-bread suburban development in Dallas got cleared out for fun and games where the entire mostly-Caucasian population got money (along with a meeting with David Beckham where a family got free iPhones), a "knock-knock" in an urban neighborhood was much different - the mostly minority population had to chase money distributed at random or the usual generic "help out a church" story which hardly helps any individual family that might deserve a reward. Despite Seacrest's star power, along with other minor celebrities, it failed to rate well and was canned after only two episodes. |
| 76 | * In the first half of the 2003 miniseries '''''Married by America''''', a series of men and women were matched up with potential spouses; their families and viewers' call-in votes ultimately arranged their engagements sight-unseen. The second half of the series followed the 10 couples thus created to a retreat where they spent the next few weeks "preparing for the wedding" and competing to avoid getting "voted out". In the finale, it was down to two couples and two weddings - and if either couple agreed to say "I do" at the altar, they won a ridiculous sum of money. [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Neither couple agreed to go through with it]], making the whole series [[ShaggyDogStory a wash]]. |
| 77 | ** In one episode, Fox sent a bunch of strippers into the resort for the grooms' "bachelor party" to try to see if any of the guys would break - if they did, they were voted out. [[MediaWatchdog The FCC]] fined Fox over this episode, although the network managed to get the fine substantially reduced after it was revealed that most of the complaints were part of an AstroTurf campaign. |
| 78 | ** Most of those who heard about it found it twisted, feeling that it degraded both the participants and the very concept of marriage. The Raleigh-Durham affiliate (WRAZ) found the show so distasteful, they ran reruns of ''Series/TheAndyGriffithShow'' instead. However, most people just didn't hear about it, so it got bad ratings. |
| 79 | ** One contestant had to be removed early on because the show's staff somehow missed the little detail that ''she was already married'', and thought that weddings in Las Vegas aren't real - which many viewers noted was shockingly reminiscent of Phoebe's subplot in the Vegas episode of ''Series/{{Friends}}''. |
| 80 | * '''''Mr. Personality''''', a 5-episode series from 2003 hosted by Monica Lewinsky (the former White House intern at the center of the UsefulNotes/BillClinton sex scandal). It was like ''Series/TheBachelorette'' - a woman picks a husband out of a field of suitors - but in this case all the men wore creepy-as-hell masks so she could pick the right guy without considering looks. It was a good concept with horrible execution - namely that the vast majority of the guys were movie-star handsome, with the one or two "ugly" ones being HollywoodHomely at worst. |
| 81 | * '''''The Swan''''', unlike most makeover shows, took [[HollywoodHomely plain-looking women]] with bad health, self-esteem problems, etc. and put them through months of therapy, strenuous training, and painful, extensive surgery in order to transform them into plastic facsimiles of the "Hollywood Ideal" - all for a beauty pageant at the end. A few women got sent home early because of accidents or mishaps under the knife, leaving them worse off than they were before. And during the pageant finale, the girls came down the catwalk to the tune of Groove Armada's "If Everybody Looked the Same", or at least a version that [[IsntItIronic never got to the next line]] - "We'd get tired of looking at each other." ''Entertainment Weekly'' called it [[http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20283069_20630364,00.html the worst reality show ever made]], and it's been described as nothing more than a thinly-veiled advert for the plastic surgery industry. |
| 82 | ** In one episode, a contestant was reluctant to have her nose operated on, as it was something of a family trait she shared with her daughters and was proud of. The show made no attempt to hide the disdain everyone had for this woman who didn't want to turn into a life-size Barbie clone. |
| 83 | ** ''Series/WithoutATrace'' did a PlayedForDrama version of this, with the missing person being a contestant on a ''Swan''-like show, "American Goddess", and later realizing she shouldn't have changed. |
| 84 | ** Now complete with a [[http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2013/02/fox-brings-back-the-swan-with-celebrities-bad-idea-or-worst-idea.html Celebrity Edition]]... which seemingly (but unsurprisingly) failed to make it to the air. |
| 85 | * '''''Utopia'''''[[note]](no relation to [[Series/{{Utopia}} the British conspiracy thriller of the same name]])[[/note]], an ambitious $50 million program that Fox premiered in Fall 2014, and which quickly went down as one of the biggest bombs in TV history. Based on a Dutch reality show, 15 people from all walks of life were sent to live on a compound in southern California in the hopes of building a new society, with a working farm, a lake stocked with fish, and a 24/7 live camera feed that anybody could watch online. While the original Dutch show it was based on was a success, the American version completely botched the execution, as the cast was composed of {{Jerkass}}es and exaggerated stereotypes picked out specifically to cause tension with each other (a minister and an atheist, a hunter and an animal rights activist, etc.), defeating the whole point of the show right from the start. [[http://communityvoices.post-gazette.com/arts-entertainment-living/tuned-in/item/38334-fox-s-folly-utopia One critic]] called it nothing but non-stop "farming, fighting, and fornicating - but mostly fighting", few of the people involved (in either the cast or the production) seemed to have any idea what they were doing or what the point of the show was, and some cast members were overtly saying on-camera that they couldn't wait to get voted off so they could [[MoneyDearBoy collect their paychecks]]. The show's swift cancellation after only one month strained the network and deepened its slump in the mid-'10s, and sparked much discussion about whether RealityTV, at least on the broadcast networks, was wearing out its welcome. |
| 86 | * The 2-hour reality special '''''Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?''''', aired in February 2000, is one of the lowest points in Fox's long run of horrible ideas. The premise was that 50 women competed to marry a "multi-millionaire" named Rick Rockwell. The woman he chose would be married to him on the spot and win $100,000 and various prizes. It was revealed not long after the special that not only was Rockwell barely a multi-millionaire (he'd only been worth $2 million, with less than $1,000,000 in liquid assets - pretty well off, but [[MockMillionaire far from the elite uber-rich dude he'd been promoted as]]), but one of his ex-girlfriends had filed a restraining order against him for DomesticAbuse. The winner, Darva Conger, wounded up annulling the marriage less than two months after the show aired...but not before capitalizing on her FifteenMinutesOfFame by almost immediately posing for ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}''. ''Literature/WhatWereTheyThinkingThe100DumbestEventsInTelevisionHistory'' has this squarely at #9. |
| 87 | * In '''''Who's Your Daddy?''''', a person who had been adopted as an infant is forced to pick out his/her biological father from a group of 25 men. Picking the right man won $100,000, but otherwise the "impostor" got the money. In other words, a MediaNotes/PrimeTime version of the {{Daddy DNA Test}}s on ''Series/{{Maury}}''. After being hit with poor ratings, massive public backlash, and the Raleigh-Durham affiliate (WRAZ, the same station that refused to air ''Married by America'') refusing to broadcast the show, Fox canned it after one episode, quietly burning off the other five episodes they had filmed on the (now-defunct) Fox Reality cable channel. |
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| 90 | [[folder:GSN (United States)]] |
| 91 | * Creator/{{GSN}}'s [[NetworkDecay entries into the reality genre]] are usually forgettable, but none more so than '''''Carnie Wilson: Unstapled'''''. The series is a documentary on an attitude-ridden Carnie trying to shed her pregnancy weight. Add plastic acting, an annoying supporting cast, and a mention of a diet where she ''gained'' weight and you have the makings of a dark point for GSN. It lasted 13 episodes before being relegated to late nights and cancellation. Soon after, Carnie was replaced as host of their version of ''Series/TheNewlywedGame'' by Creator/SherriShepherd. |
| 92 | * '''''Faux Pause''''', from 1998. The concept was similar to a game show version of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' - find a lame old game show and [[{{MST}} riff on it]]. It's a great concept, but the way this show executed it failed on every level: the hosts (obscure comedians Mary Gallagher and Sean Donnellan) were extremely unfunny and often mean in their riffs (e.g. calling everyone in Oregon a hick, implying that New Jersey girls are all ugly, or making a joke about excessive chain-smoking when [[Creator/BillCullen the host of the show they were riffing on]] died of lung cancer), the shows being riffed on were often {{Cult Classic}}s (most notably ''Series/{{Go}}'' and ''Series/HotPotato'') or at least [[SoOkayItsAverage unremarkable shows]] not bad enough to warrant the MST treatment, and the interstitial skits were both unfunny and poorly-acted. Read a ''Website/GameShowGarbage'' review of the series [[http://www.gameshowgarbage.com/ind132_fauxpause.html here]], and a rundown of the ''Hot Potato'' episode [[http://web.archive.org/web/20051102064345/http://www.xanfan.com/hotpotato/fauxpause.htm here.]] Perhaps the only good things to be said about the show are that its producer Frank Nicotero went on to host the much better-remembered ''Series/StreetSmarts'', while Donnellan switched to voice acting in video games. This was also the only time GSN has ever shown the 1975 pilot of Barry-Enright's short-lived/obscure ''Hollywood Connection'', and the episode skewering ''Series/WinningStreak'' had one joke's punchline be a still-shot of the slate for that one surviving episode. [[note]](The airdate listed - August 9, 1974 - is notable since NBC preempted the show that day for news coverage of UsefulNotes/RichardNixon's resignation from the presidency.)[[/note]] |
| 93 | * '''''Series/HowMuchIsEnough''''', from 2008, was probably the most tedious game show ever created: four contestants attempted to gauge how greedy they were by locking in a value on a "money clock" going up from $0 to $1,000; they kept whatever value they stopped at, unless they had the highest amount, which meant they got nothing. This continued with a $2,000 round played in reverse (the earliest to stop got nothing), and then they did ''three more rounds'' with increasing amounts, alternating between these formats, until the final, where the middle two players played for the collective pot... with ''[[OverlyLongGag one more round]]''. While it employs the same thought processes that create the drama that made ''Series/DealOrNoDeal'' a hit, it lacked most of the elements necessary to make it watchable, besides Corbin Bernsen [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously actually hosting it well]]. It lasted only two months. |
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| 96 | [[folder:ITV (United Kingdom)]] |
| 97 | * '''''24 Hour Quiz''''' (2004) was billed as being a cross between a quiz show and a reality show. The gist of the show was that three contestants were locked in a "quiz pod" [=24/7=], and that for 16 hours per-day ([[NonIndicativeName 8 hours fewer than what the title promised]]) they would answer questions (approximately every 30 seconds) off computers in the pod for £1 each. Occasionally, a question was worth a larger amount, such as £100 (which was often done when one of the contestants was distracted). The privilege of food, going to the bathroom, or taking a shower deducted money from your score. There were a total of '''five''' episodes per-day, including a Noon show that featured updates on events transpiring overnight, and the beginning of a round where 14 new contestants could compete to displace one of the three contestants in the pod. This bit came to a climax in the evening edition, where the worst-performing contestant (in a 2-hour segment aired on [=ITV2=] immediately before) risked elimination if the top contender could [[LuckBasedMission pick the correct Pod Pass out of five]] (with the chance to remove incorrect passes by answering questions). [=ITV2=] also aired a primetime episode with a "cramming" session with a guest expert, as well as a late-night "party" show as a wrap-up (with frequent [=ITV2=] CompanionShow host Matt Brown).\ |
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| 99 | The show's biggest missteps came as a direct result of its LowestCommonDenominator positioning: the questions were often too easy, Shaun Williamson (who had recently departed from ''Series/{{Eastenders}}'') wasn't exactly the best host, and it was too concerned with trying to channel ''Series/BigBrother'' (unsurprisingly, it was produced by ''Big Brother'' creators Endemol) in its presentation and interactions, with awkward results. For instance, the contestants were often too busy focusing on answering the questions when the host tried to strike up conversation with them. Let's not also forget them having to eject a contestant after he got drunk on the wine they brought in to make things more lively, and started kicking the walls in the middle of the night (he was invited back for the tournament of champions finale, though). In Northern Ireland, UTV had to preempt the lifestyle segment of their 5 p.m. newscast into the early-afternoon to make room for ''24 Hour Quiz'' (a decision that was quickly reversed after viewer outcry). In a 2012 article for ''The Guardian'', the show's producer Creator/RichardOsman deemed ''24 Hour Quiz'' to have been [[https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2012/oct/26/uk-tv-worst-ever-gameshows one of the worst British game shows of all time]], noting that the only thing it managed to do was "marry the mind-numbing tedium of a second-rate reality show, with the plodding boredom of a sub-standard pub quiz". Needless to say, it was not renewed. Creator/{{NBC}} would revisit portions of the concept with its ''Series/MillionSecondQuiz''--which by contrast, focused more on being a competition first and foremost. |
| 100 | * '''''Celebrity Wrestling''''' was a concept that might have worked, had they managed to fill the cast with people who actually knew how to wrestle, or at the very least were known for athleticism. Instead, we ended up with a bunch of reality TV stars and other D-listers who clearly weren't even cut out for ''arm-wrestling'', much less the real thing. On top of that, the selection of contests didn't even resemble wrestling, but rather a heavily watered-down version of what you'd see in shows like ITV's own ''Gladiators'', meaning that there wasn't even any pleasure to be taken in watching the "celebrities" fail miserably. Not even having long-time Wrestling/{{WWF}} veteran Wrestling/RoddyPiper on hosting duty could save it. Incredibly, ITV had enough confidence in the show to not only run a hugely expensive promotional campaign, but scheduled its debut against the newly relaunched ''Series/DoctorWho''; specifically, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek the episode]] which featured the return of the Daleks. Cue tabloid headlines about [[CurbStompBattle the show being "exterminated" in the ratings]]. After two more weeks of being thrashed by ''Doctor Who'', ITV unceremoniously dumped the programme to a Sunday-morning graveyard slot and left it to die. |
| 101 | * '''''The Colour of Money''''' (2009) tried to turn those radio contests where the contestant is read off increasing amounts of money and has to stop before they hit the {{Whammy}} and lose everything, into a full show, hosted by [[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Chris Tarrant]] (who, appropriately, had conducted contests like this when he was a host on Capital FM's morning show). The goal was to collect a target amount of usually £50,000-£100,000 (determined by picking one of three cards at the beginning of the game) in this manner from 10 of 20 cash machines. The machines were color-coded (hence the name of the show) and counted in £1,000 intervals, and each contained a maximum value ranging from £1,000 to £20,000. There was only one machine of each amount, however, as gauged by a ''Series/DealOrNoDeal''-style tote board (contestants were urged to "play the gaps" to figure out if there was going to be a certain amount present). The game was tedious and repetitive, lacking something that added unpredictability and personality to the proceedings (such as the Banker of ''Deal''). Making matters worse, it had the [[WhoWantsToBeWhoWantsToBeAMillionaire stereotypical aesthetics of a big-money game show]] (although it was originally pitched with lower stakes) and liberal use of TrailersAlwaysSpoil (to the extent that you could have a Creator/{{Fox}} version just by changing the currency and host, and making Mark Thompson be TheAnnouncer). Rapidly decreasing ratings led ITV to can ''Colour'' right before its finale. Interestingly, the format was brought to Italy, where it became a modest success. |
| 102 | * '''''Series/RedOrBlack''''' (2011), created by [[Series/AmericanIdol talent]] [[Series/BritainsGotTalent show]] [[Series/TheXFactor judge]] Simon Cowell, subjected a group of 1,000 contestants to a series of {{luck based mission}}s involving red and black motifs (thus all having a 50/50 chance), designed to whittle them down to 8 for the [[BroadcastLive live]] final later in the night (each episode consisted of a one-hour segment, than a 30-minute live segment after another programme). This would, in turn, determine the one person who would have a chance to win £1,000,000 by guessing whether a ball would land in a red space or black space on a giant roulette wheel. It required absolutely no skill at all, besides predicting the outcome of luck-based scenarios (sometimes involving celebrity guests) by either making the [[TitleDrop titular choice]], or having it made for you without any input at all. The first series was broadcast as a 7-day-long event in September 2011; while the ratings were good by ITV standards, ''Red or Black?'' was lambasted by critics for being dull and utilizing stereotypical reality show tropes. Plus, controversy brewed when it was revealed that the first million-pound winner had a criminal record (while they didn't strip his winnings as demanded by the media, several contestants were silently disqualified from the live round in later episodes). The show was renewed for a second series in 2012 (with weekly episodes as a late-Summer run after the Olympics), but ITV demanded a ReTool. It was significantly downsized (it started with 8 contestants in the studio), and the luck-based games were replaced with games of skill that still involved the same motif. Ratings were worse the second time around, and the show was silently cancelled. |
| 103 | * '''''Series/{{Shafted}}''''' (2001) appeared to be ITV's answer to ''Series/TheWeakestLink'' (i.e. a dark, elimination-based quiz show with an antagonizing host, played between contestants with clashing personalities). To start the game, six contestants chose how much money they wanted to start with, with whoever gave themselves the most money being [[NonStandardGameOver immediately eliminated]]. Then the remaining five contestants wagered on whether they could answer a question, given only the first few words (meaning it could be a BaitAndSwitch about a completely different topic). The contestant who bet highest then answered the fully-revealed question. After each round, the contestant in the lead eliminates an opponent, and everyone else's bank is raised up to the leader's total. When the game is down to two contestants, it goes to a PrisonersDilemma finale (see ''Series/FriendOrFoe'', ''Series/GoldenBalls'', etc.) where the contestants secretly chose if they wanted to share the final pot, or take it for themselves (in other words, Share or Shaft). If both choose to Shaft, they lose everything. The problems? Its [[WhoWantsToBeWhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Who Wants To Be]] ''The Weakest Link'' aesthetic and premise felt derivative and cliché (and this was coming from the network that premiered ''[[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Millionaire]]'' in the first place), and only exacerbated the moral issues of the game itself. The hosting of Robert Kilroy-Silk (a former Labor Party MP) was also stiff and lacking personality. While ratings started off good, they began to see significant losses by the fourth episode, prompting ITV to give the eight remaining episodes the shaft themselves. |
| 104 | ** Despite the failure in Britain, they did manage to sell the format in Australia (where it hosted by Red Symons and lasted 40 episodes before getting canned). A clip of Kilroy-Silk's catchphrase for the endgame later became a RunningGag on ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''. |
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| 107 | [[folder:Mediaset (Italy)]] |
| 108 | * '''''Trasformat''''' was a game based on recognizing the faces of famous celebrities disguised behind heavy photo editing. The concept itself wasn't bad (it even won a prize for "most original concept for a game show" in 2011), but good concepts aren't always well executed and in this case the execution was terrible. Many hints clearly gave away that it was blatantly rigged or played in favor of one of the contestants. Speaking of which, the contestants were always good-looking university students in their mid-twenties (other shows on the same network always had people of any look and age), the prizes [[DisproportionateReward way too big for the relatively easy game]], and winners never emoted, almost like they already knew whether they were going to win or lose. It lasted only seven months from 2010-2011, but in January 2012, out of the blue and with very little promotion, a "second season" was announced. [[OnlyBarelyRenewed Except that, in an act eerily similar to]] ''Series/PeerPressure'', [[OnlyBarelyRenewed it was just reruns,]] with [[ManipulativeEditing minimal edits for the second cycle to make them look new]], such as replacing the {{lovely assistant}}s (Raffaella Fico and Katia Follesa, replaced by Francesca Cipriani mid-season) with its [[UnintentionalUncannyValley creepy-looking CG mascot named Enrichetto]] (a cube-headed chibi version of the show’s creator and main host, Enrico Papi, done in the same style that was used for the equally creepy-looking contestant avatars shown in between each game phase) with a [[WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Chipmunk]]-like voice (which was just the lines said by the original assistants pitch-shifted, most likely without their permission), the addition of a LaughTrack every time Enrico made a joke or Enrichetto was in the shot dancing or waving around and, most annoyingly, the part after the last commercial break always began from the end and then rewinded to where they left, wasting 40 seconds of the episode. It was finally cancelled for good by June. |
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| 111 | [[folder:PAX (United States)]] |
| 112 | * One of the shows PAX (now Creator/IonTelevision) aired on its first day (August 31, 1998) was '''''The Reel-to-Reel Picture Show''''', a painfully-dull movie trivia Q&A created to sell [[http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/13283/the-reel-to-reel-picture-show an equally-dull movie trivia Q&A board game]] with NoBudget. While Peter Marshall was a master on ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares'' and other games, he was a deer in the headlights here--often tripping over questions, forgetting the rules, and making unintentional ''Squares'' references. It's not as if he had old age or health to blame: he seemed perfectly fine as GuestHost on the ''Squares'' revival in 2003 despite pushing 80 at the time. The celebrity guests looked like they would've rather been somewhere else, and some of them were clueless. But the biggest issue was that the production company behind it had financial difficulties and had to pull the plug after only 25 episodes, which is truly bad for a traditional game show and '''far''' below the 200 PAX had ordered. Worst of all, ''nobody ever got paid!'' [[note]](One contestant went as far as to call PAX and demand that they pay for his prize.)[[/note]] The show ran from August 31 to October 2, after which repeats aired for a brief period. Interestingly, this was the second time Marshall hosted a game show where both he and the contestants never got paid, the first being a somewhat better-received adaptation of ''Yahtzee'' in 1988. |
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| 115 | [[folder:RAI (Italy)]] |
| 116 | * '''''Rischiatutto''''' (an Italian quiz show inspired by ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'') is a beloved show from the 1970's. When Rai decided to revive it in 2016, they managed to mess it up in every way possible, resulting in a boring, drawn-out mess. It was broadcast in primetime unlike the original, meaning that it lasted a good three hours instead of one. The extra two hours were {{padd|ing}}ed by host Fabio Fazio stopping the game to a screeching halt to turn it into a full-fledged ''talk show'', with celebrity interviews (the guest was the topic of one of the categories), and dragging out the original producer and past contestants to remind viewers how great the good old show was. Fazio all but forgot that back then, this actually ''was'' a game show. Ultimately, it only aired for six episodes and was swiftly forgotten, leaving anticipating audiences, fans of the original show, and young viewers who had never seen it enraged by boredom. Not even the participation of Mike Bongiorno's foundation could save it, and this insulting "homage" perfectly showed off how can you mismanage an old property to desperately appease an aging demographic. |
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| 119 | [[folder:RTE (Ireland)]] |
| 120 | * '''''Cabin Fever''''' was a 2003 Irish reality show consisting of eleven contestants with no prior sailing experience tasked with sailing a 90-foot, two-mast schooner around the Irish coast with a professional crew of two. The show was to last eight weeks with one contestant voted to "walk the plank" every week, but less than two weeks in the ship ran aground and was broken up on the rocks of Tory Island. All aboard were rescued and the proceeds from that week's phone votes donated to the coast's lifeboat coverage. Following this the rest of the show's run was plagued with problems, including the replacement ship suffering from malfunctions and three of the original lineup of contestants declining to return following the accident. As a silver lining, the show did bring in a decently-sized audience, even if many merely tuned in to see what would go wrong that week. |
| 121 | * '''''Celebrity Farm''''', also from 2003, involved eight C-List celebrities spending a week tending to a farm with one being voted out every evening. The voting system was the reverse of what audiences were used to, as the votes were for who was to be eliminated rather than who audiences wanted to keep. Hence controversy was drawn from the first episode, as the deviation from the norm and an unclear explanation of the voting system by the hosts resulted in the most famous and popular celebrity of the group being voted out on the first night. Audience frustration at the confusion, as well as the general dullness of the show and the people on it, led to it lasting only one season and becoming a often-ridiculed footnote in Irish television history. |
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| 124 | [[folder:Seven Network (Australia)]] |
| 125 | * The 2012 revival of '''''Series/ThePriceIsRight''''' had a glitzy look and feel based on the then-recent French revival, and longtime Aussie ''Price'' host Larry Emdur, but not much else. It had far lower payouts in comparison to past Aussie versions of ''Price'', or even its lead-out ''Series/DealOrNoDeal'': pricing games were generally played for prizes no more than $2,000 in value, and the Showcase prize package tended to be around $25,000 in total. Given the [[NoBudget compressed budget]], the show was seemingly subsidized by [[EnforcedPlug endless plugs]] for its sponsor, the discount store chain Big W (comparable to stores such as Walmart): they were plugged as the "provider" of its prizes, its logo was plastered all over the pricing game props (practically all of which did not have their names on them either, which made them look bland and, in the case of Cliff Hangers, outright missing the top part of its board), and cash prizes in games such as Plinko were always in the form of "Big W shopping sprees" (read: gift cards). There's even an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2fE7ZKxEOE episode posted on YouTube]] with a running total of all the Big W plugs. One "Big W" that the show didn't have was a Big Wheel; it used the original U.S. half-hour format in which the top two winners advanced to the Showcase Playoff (conducted similarly to past Australian runs. A One Bid-like round was used as a tiebreaker if needed, but otherwise there was no Contestants' Row either (with contestants called directly to the stage). Last but not least, Emdur's sidekick was the "[[YoungerAndHipper hip]]" and [[LargeHamAnnouncer hammy]] Brodie Young, whose [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFMWBpRTQgE introduction]] in the first episode didn't exactly bode well (he wanted to shorten the signature catchphrase "Come on down!" to "C-O-D!" [[RuleOfCool because it sounded cooler]]). ''Price'' debuted in May, was cancelled in December, and was missed by nobody. |
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| 128 | [[folder:Sky One (United Kingdom)]] |
| 129 | * In 2004, Sky One aired a reality TV dating game show called '''''There's Something About Miriam''''', which revolved around six guys in their 20's dating a 21-year-old model named Miriam Rivera; the show also featured a £10,000 prize and a trip of a lifetime with Miriam for the winner. It doesn't sound so special on the surface until it's revealed relatively early on to the public in the show (and near the end of the final episode to the winner and the other, losing contestants) that Miriam herself was actually a ''trans woman''... during a period when queer bashing was still hugely rampant. Many issues with the show were apparent before, during and after it aired. |
| 130 | ** Before the show even began production, the original plan was to air the show as '''Find Me A Man''', with the implication that the show's original premise would have likely been a lot worse than it already was. Even when they eventually settled on the actual premise of the show, the producers got the six contestants on the show through deceptive measures, with none of the producers actually referring to Miriam as a woman in front of the contestants. Even the contestants were questioning Miriam herself early on (as noted by the laughing reactions of most of the contestants in the final episode, with one of the contestants saying "I told you! I told you, guys!" after Miriam's reveal), though she downplayed the questioning with her knowing the contestants better and having a lot of fun with them during the show. |
| 131 | ** During the show, however, claims of sexual assault, personal injury, defamation, and a breach of contract occurred, which delayed the airing of the show from November 2003 to February 2004. Even then, the reality TV dating game show amounted to playing around with the premise and expectations of ''The Bachelor'' or ''The Bachelorette'' and similar shows like them... with the twist of the woman involved being transgender. Not helping matters was the show parading her as a sort of "beautiful freak" to the viewers. |
| 132 | ** After the show concluded shooting, ''all of the contestants'', including the winner (who initially accepted the £10,000 prize and the trip with Miriam before later declining the prize money), sued the producers, claiming psychological and emotional damage. While they all settled for an undisclosed amount, at least one of the contestants claimed he had his life ruined by appearing on the show. Miriam herself saw some success afterwards, appearing on Big Brother Australia in 2004, but she also dealt with abuse as a result of the show, leading to her eventual suicide that might have been a murder case (according to her eventual husband, Daniel Cuervo, saying she received a death threat to never return to Mexico and to not prepare her funeral) in 2019. |
| 133 | ** The show was also aired in Australia by Network Ten in May 2004, Poland by TVN in January 2005, Argentina by América TV sometime in 2005... and most infamously of them all, the U.S.A. by Fox Reality in 2006 and then by Fox again on the ''Transgender Day of Remembrance'' on November 20, 2007! The show's airing on that particular date in the U.S.A. led to complaints that it and other programs like it [[http://feministing.com/2007/11/19/julia_serano_theres_something_1/ "not only reinforce the stereotype that trans people's birth sex is 'real' and our identified/lived sex is 'fake,' but they perpetuate the myth of deception and thus enable violence against us."]] |
| 134 | ** Other reviews on the show at the time weren't much better either. A British review noted that [[https://web.archive.org/web/20090419051153/http://www.bmj.com/cgi/reprint/329/7461/355.pdf it was not celebrating transgender people's lives so much as it was a dating game where the winner has the horror of their dream date being discovered to have a penis,]] with transgender groups in the United Kingdom also speaking out against the show in disgust themselves. Another review from Australia not only trashed the show, but [[http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/05/19/1084917637363.html was also harsh about Miriam herself.]] Creator/VH1 also used it as a part of their clip shows involving "the 40 greatest pranks" and an episode involving "hoaxes, cheats and liars." Even Cyndi Seidelman of Game Show Garbage (with help from trans activist Jessica Brand) went deep into how awful the show itself was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAotBygibzg in the show's 200th episode here,]] with Seidelman even concluding it was [[http://www.gameshowgarbage.com/gsgcomm_148.html the worst game show that was ever covered]] before she saw an unsold ''Series/TruthOrConsequences'' pilot from 2003. |
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| 137 | [[folder:Syndication]] |
| 138 | * The 2001 [[MediaNotes/{{Syndication}} syndicated]] version of '''''Series/CardSharks''''' is frequently considered one of the worst game show revivals of all-time, and it's not hard to see why. It featured unusual changes to the classic gameplay, such as removing the survey questions in favor of an out-of-place mechanic known as "Clip Chips", where contestants could guess the outcome of a CandidCameraPrank to switch the card. By far the most flawed change was that there was only a single row of seven cards shared by both players, rather than individual rows for each. This meant that a player [[WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing could win without making a single guess]] if their opponent swept the first six cards but made an incorrect call on the last. The atrocious hosting of Pat Bullard (who had already proved his incompetence on a short-lived revival of ''Series/LoveConnection'' three years prior and the also-pretty-lousy ''Hold Everything!'' in 1990) and the ugly-looking set didn't really help matters either, and neither did the fact that promotional efforts for the series were hampered by the 9/11 attacks the Tuesday before; local stations were rightfully focused on trying to report on the local impact of the attacks rather than promoting some cheesy game show revamp on their Fall lineups. It would only last four months before it got thrown in the trash. Fans have referred to this revival as "Card Guppies" or "[[FunWithAcronyms CASINO]]" ("'''''Ca'''rd '''S'''harks'' '''[[InNameOnly I]]'''[[InNameOnly n]] '''[[InNameOnly N]]'''[[InNameOnly ame]] '''[[InNameOnly O]]'''[[InNameOnly nly]]"). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJxejRnCsa4 Here]] is an episode, if you dare. [[FranchiseKiller It took 17 years for another revival attempt to be made]], this time for Creator/{{ABC}} in primetime (which, as with their other recent game show revivals, is more faithful to the format of the classic 1970's version). Notably, the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZs_Sk0KmP0 2000 pilot]] had a format that was less broken than it was in the series, which suggests that the finished product was a result of last-minute ExecutiveMeddling. |
| 139 | * '''''Series/MakeMeFamousMakeMeRich''''' replaced the Ohio Lottery's long-running and relatively straightforward game show ''Series/CashExplosion'' (a multi-round, ''Series/PressYourLuck'' sans trivia-type game) with a confusing multi-round game that begins with teams making selections off "Safe" and "Risk" boards to collect money (a round that took so long that later episodes had to edit it down to speed the show up), and then turns into a White Elephant exchange with the teams broken up into individual contestants to find out who will play the BonusRound against the returning champion. It was also littered with {{bonus space}}s and features requiring the contestant to have [[RevenueEnhancingDevices qualified for the show with the more expensive "Extended Play" version of its scratch-and-win tickets in order to use them]], which added to the confusion. David [=McCreary=]'s hosting made Game Show Garbage think Patrick Wayne from the 1990s ''Tic-Tac-Dough'' was ''tolerable'' in comparison. It was widely considered a failure, meaning that ''Cash Explosion'' was promptly UnCancelled the following season (although [=McCreary=] was retained as host). |
| 140 | * The 1998-99 version of '''''Series/MatchGame''''' with Michael Burger got a lot of flak for its lower quality in comparison to previous versions. Its material attempted to be HotterAndSexier rather than [[DoubleEntendre risqué]] like past runs of the show (which prompted some stations to bury it in late-night time slots)--in fact, nearly every episode had at least one censored answer, including the ''winning answer'' in one case. The show also had {{Running Gag}}s about Bill Clinton, nearly to the point of obsession, and the panel, which was also reduced to 5 celebrities from the traditional 6, appeared to lack chemistry. Finally, the top prize in the Super Match was $5,000--puny for a syndicated show at the time, and especially for one without returning champions.[[note]]By contrast, the 1970s-80s syndicated runs allowed players the chance to play up to two Super Match rounds, hence offering a maximum prize of $20,000 in the Star Wheel era.[[/note]] Overall, ''Match Game'' flopped against the Creator/WhoopiGoldberg-produced revival of ''[[Series/TheHollywoodSquares Hollywood Squares]]'' with Creator/TomBergeron which--in spite of being stuck with NoBudget at first--was an objectively better program, lasting until 2004. Besides a few one-off pilots and an appearance in CBS's ''Gameshow Marathon'' miniseries, [[FranchiseKiller it took until 2016]] for it to get a full-fledged primetime revival, which is hosted by Creator/AlecBaldwin and patterned upon the beloved Gene Rayburn era in terms of look, feel, and format. [[http://gameshowgarbage.com/ind144_top5mg98failed.html Here]] is Website/GameShowGarbage listing the 5 reasons as to why it failed. |
| 141 | * When the children's game show ''Series/PeerPressure'' went into its final season (which was [[OnlyBarelyRenewed just the first]] reaired [[RuleOfThree for the third time in a row]], but with even more obtrusive editing than the so-called "second" season), it gained a SpinOff to make up for the cancellation of Merv Griffin's ''Series/{{Click}}'' (which shared the same distributor as ''Peer Pressure'' and was often paired with it), known as '''''Series/Pressure1'''''. Unlike its parent, which was a board game-like EdutainmentShow based on evaluating moral dilemmas, this was just a quiz show for teens with [[InNameOnly little connection to the original program]] besides recycling its TitleThemeTune, and a basic format that was SoOkayItsAverage at best. The final round was just a "get these 5 questions right the fastest" showdown between the final two contestants, with a "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Pressure Gage]]" as the timer. In regards to the obtrusive editing to ''Peer Pressure'', it was repackaged as ''Pressure 2'' to go along with the new show (which is odd, given that ''Pressure 1'' is the sequel to ''Pressure 2''; the host ''tried'' to justify this by alluding to eliminations as upping the pressure until there's only ''one'' left), with the word "Peer" censored out whenever it was mentioned as the title. See also the [[http://www.gameshowgarbage.com/ind115_pressure1.html Game Show Garbage review]]. |
| 142 | * '''''Series/ShoppersCasino''''' was a home shopping {{Infomercial}} disguised as a game show; given that its production values were just as bad as one, it's not hard to see why for years it was claimed to be the worst game show of all time. Jeff Maxwell does a pretty bad job as host (flubbing his lines not once but ''twice'' in the first episode), and both co-host Debbie Sue Maffett and model Cynthia Brooke act like [[MoneyDearBoy they're only there for the paycheck]]. The set is dingy and poorly-constructed, which makes it hard for the cameramen to get good shots of the games, which were just dumbed-down versions of blackjack, roulette, and chuck-a-luck. They attempt to sell "bargain items" to the home viewers that aren't actually bargains at all, and worse, they deceive said home viewers with a "home caller" that sounds like they're actually using the PA system in the studio, thinking the viewers wouldn't know the difference. Website/GameShowGarbage has a review [[http://www.gameshowgarbage.com/ind135_shopperscasino.html here]]... but if you ''really'' want to see for yourself how bad it really was, it's present in all its glory [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiX0y7yHiBA here.]] |
| 143 | * '''''3's A Crowd''''', a 1979 syndicated show created by Creator/ChuckBarris (best known for creating ''Series/TheNewlywedGame'', ''Series/TheDatingGame'', and ''Series/TheGongShow'', the last of which he also hosted). In it, host Jim Peck asked probing questions of a male contestant, then asked the same questions of both his wife and secretary, to determine which of the two knew him better. The show drew outrage from MoralGuardians and from women's organizations, leading to ''all four'' shows being cancelled. Outside of periodic revivals of ''Newlywed'' and ''Dating'', the show proved to be more-or-less a CreatorKiller for Barris; he never got another original show on the air before he retired to France at the end of TheEighties. ''Literature/WhatWereTheyThinkingThe100DumbestEventsInTelevisionHistory'' ranked it at #94. |
| 144 | ** Despite this show's toxic nature, it got a revival in 1999 for Creator/{{GSN}}, hosted by Creator/AlanThicke; while this one removed the "secretary" element in favor of having the second woman be a friend of the man instead, it was still a TurnOfTheMillennium GSN show and quickly fell by the wayside. |
| 145 | * '''''[[Series/Temptation2007 Temptation]]: The New Series/SaleOfTheCentury''''' (2007-08) was loosely based on ''Temptation'', an Australian reboot of ''Sale''. Its biggest change was a new endgame (replacing the Winner's Board from ''Sale'') where the champion is given a choice between going home with a prize, or resisting [[TitleDrop temptation]] and risking it for a chance at a bigger prize the next episode.[[note]]On the sixth win, the prize became all five previous prizes, the seventh added a progressive jackpot that had been determined by the "Top Ten" SpeedRound -- where the contestant must answer 10 questions in 60 seconds, and the eighth would double it.[[/note]] The U.S. version replaced it with the original shopping endgame, but the prizes on offer severely paled in comparison to the variety and value of those offered on past iterations (for one, most of the prizes were [[AndYourRewardIsClothes designer goods for women]] -- which could be seen by a male contestant as either a nice gift for the wife, or an UndesirablePrize), and there was no option to eventually win "the Lot" and a jackpot like classic ''Sale''. The actual gameplay featured a bastardized version of the classic "Fame Game" rounds (which ripped off the Toss-Up puzzles from ''Series/WheelOfFortune''), and another [[SarcasmMode completely original game concept]] called "Knock-Off" (fittingly, a knock-off of ''[[Series/{{Wipeout1988}} Wipeout]]''; it was also played as a BonusRound for additional shopping cash called "Super Knock-Off"). In other words, it was a half-baked ''Temptation'' '''and''' a half-baked ''Sale of the Century''. Besides a CelebrityEdition preview special featuring ''Series/AmericanIdol'' finalists (aired by the equally-forgotten [=MyNetworkTV=]; Fox was the distributor), the series never had a Nielsen rating above 0.5, and it too was cancelled after a single season. And it had a tie-in website eerily reminiscent of ''Series/ShoppersCasino''[='s=] pathetic attempt to peddle its crap to viewers. [[http://gameshowgarbage.com/ind063_temptation.html Here]] is Website/GameShowGarbage to show you why it was a no-sale. |
| 146 | * Another oft-cited example of a terrible game show revival is the 1990s '''''Series/TicTacDough'''''. The pot reset to '''zero''' after each tie [[note]](doubling the money amount of each box with each tie supposedly helped alleviate that issue, but some players ended up winning ''less than what the previous tie game had gotten up to'')[[/note]], [[AWildRapperAppears the Dragon and Dragonslayer began rapping in the bonus round about six weeks in]], a special week in November had divorced couples playing against each other, and Music/HenryMancini [[ArsonMurderAndJayWalking composed the uncharacteristically kiddie theme music]]. [[TheScrappy Patrick Wayne]] was an all-around terrible host who read the questions in monotone and explained the rules very slowly, but amped everything else up whenever a contestant blocks their opponent or wins the game, [[SuddenlyShouting shouting "YOU BLOCK!" or "YOOUU WIIIIIIINNN!"]] respectively. It would be the last game show Dan Enright would work with before his death in 1992. It didn't even last a full season before getting axed. Website/GameShowGarbage talks about it [[http://gameshowgarbage.com/ind001_patrickwayne.html here]] and [[http://gameshowgarbage.com/ind021_ttd90raps.html here]]. No further attempts at reviving the format were made until 2021, when a new version hosted by Creator/TomBergeron and executive produced by [[Series/{{Jeopardy}} Harry]] [[Series/WheelOfFortune Friedman]] was announced, and even that didn't make it past the pilot stage; another revival attempt was announced for GSN in 2024. |
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| 149 | [[folder:Telecinco (Spain)]] |
| 150 | * After losing the rights to veteran game show ''Pasapalabra'' in October 2019 as a result of a legal dispute with ITV Studios, Telecinco enlisted its legal team to work on a replacement format. You read that right. The network decided to devise a new game show with the same host as ''Pasapalabra'', Christian Gálvez, and a roster of former ''Pasapalabra'' champions as contestants, working around the court sentence that prevented them from airing ''Pasapalabra''. The result was '''''El Tirón''''', a short game show aired as the final segment of talk show ''Sálvame'' whose gameplay tried and failed to recreate the tension of ''Pasapalabra'''s iconic final round by challenging contestants to answer twelve consecutive questions correctly. It showed that it was rushed into production, premiering less than three weeks after the court order that forced Telecinco to stop airing ''Pasapalabra'' was released, and being filmed on the set of ''Sálvame'' with barely any additional dressing. The unexciting gameplay, dirt-poor production values, and the advent of the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic ended up knocking ''El Tirón'' off Telecinco's lineup in March 2020, two months before ''Pasapalabra'' finally returned... on rival network Antena 3. |
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| 153 | [[folder:Tien (The Netherlands)]] |
| 154 | * '''''De Gouden Kooi''''' (''The Gilded Cage'') was a Dutch reality show based on the original concept for ''Series/BigBrother'', airing a few years after the Dutch version of that show ended. It was even crueler than ''Big Brother'' was - the housemates each had to pay €10,000 to get in, and the prize money of €1,000,000 (plus the fully-furnished house!) was given to the last person left at the end. That's it. No rules. People had to bully one another into walking out until only one remained. It's widely considered the worst television show ''in the history of the world'' by the Dutch. (In case you're wondering how it went, the residents all had massive orgies and the biggest {{Jerkass}} won.) |
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| 157 | [[folder:TLC (United States)]] |
| 158 | * In the height of the dance show craze that brought us hits like ''Series/DancingWithTheStars'' and ''Series/SoYouThinkYouCanDance'', Creator/{{TLC}} took a crack at the genre with the short-lived '''''Master of Dance'''''. Hosted by Creator/JoeyLawrence (of ''Series/{{Blossom}}'' and ''Series/MelissaAndJoey'' fame), the show featured ordinary people performing their moves to a wide variety of music. In each episode, five contestants are evaluated on their ability to adjust to an abrupt change in music by a panel of three judges and were progressively eliminated until one is declared a winner and moved on to the Tournament of Champions for a chance to win $50,000. Alas, this admittedly cool premise was undone by horrendous execution.\ |
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| 160 | For one, the contestants who were incredibly talented were the ones who got eliminated. To put this into context, in one episode a break-dancer who perfectly adjusted to the changes in the music finished runner-up, while an obese woman who did nothing but move around in circles throughout '''progressed to the Tournament of Champions.''' It doesn't help that out of the three incompetent judges, only one (Tyce Diorio) was active as a professional choreographer and dancer at the time of this show's airing. The other two judges? A dancer-turned-actress who was retired for over 18 years and ''a stand-up comedian''.\ |
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| 162 | Add the show's NoBudget production values and the piss-poor covers used for the music and it's hardly surprising why the network canned the show after only six extremely-low-rated episodes. Even the network doesn't want anything to do with it nowadays, as there's only ''one'' preview clip on its website and nothing else, and with a 2.0 rating on Website/IMDb and considerable hatred from fans of dance shows, you can see why TLC would like for it to stay that way. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2a18Es05N4 Here's Meredith Myers' audition on the show.]] |
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| 165 | [[folder:UPN (United States)]] |
| 166 | * The '''Creator/{{UPN}} ''Series/IronChef USA'' specials'''. The idea of an American ''Iron Chef'' wasn't bad; in fact, it would be pulled off successfully later by Creator/FoodNetwork. The biggest difference between the two American ''Chef'' shows? Food Network's ''Iron Chef America'' understands and respects the source material while, at the same time, realizing that American viewers were watching mainly for the competitive aspects (the original show's appeal to Japanese audiences, meanwhile, was watching celebrities engaged in the intimate act of eating). The result was a show that's faithful to the original while still going in its own directions. All UPN's people understood was "Wacky foreigners acting like cooking is a sport!", resulting in commentators who paid more attention to the ''cheering studio audience'' than the actual cooking (and who couldn't tell a melonballer from a spork). The only element UPN got right was Creator/WilliamShatner as the LargeHam Chairman, very much in line with Takeshi Kaga's performance. |
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| 169 | [[folder:YTA TV (United States)]] |
| 170 | * America's 72nd most-watched network America One (which was later acquired by the owners of what is now Youtoo TV, and merged with it to form Youtoo America -- now abbreviated as YTA TV) brings us America's 72nd most-popular big-money game show, '''''The Million-Dollar Word Game''''' (1999). The player must unscramble words (either a single word, or coming up with multiple words of specified length using the letters of one word). A few milestone points award cash and a trip, and getting past all 14 "levels" apparently allows the player to win a prize from the cheap-looking board, such as maybe, just maybe, $1,000,000. It was ostensibly attempting to [[WhoWantsToBeWhoWantsToBeAMillionaire clone]] ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'' (and was likely the first U.S. FollowTheLeader clone of it), but had 19'''89'''-level production values, if not worse (they couldn't even afford to show a countdown clock onscreen!), and none of the atmosphere or substance that makes game shows legitimately exciting. The "set" was just a wall with the show's logo and the "prize banks" for the BonusRound on it (the credits contain the plug "Signage by Fast Signs [sic]"; the joke writes itself), two cheap-looking podiums, and effects lighting borrowed from the local rock and bowl. The host, Ian Jamieson (who you may remember from such shows as ''The Lonely Chef'' and America One's hit variety show ''The Ian & Clare Show'' - whose co-stars are the producers of ''MDWG''), has laid-back mannerisms that contribute to gratuitous {{Padding}}. Overall, the show had a dull, public access atmosphere that makes the aforementioned ''Series/ShoppersCasino'' look like ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' in comparison. |
| 171 | ** One wonders if the show could even afford to give away $10,000, let alone $1,000,000, given that it clearly has NoBudget. Though, according to a post discussing the show on newsgroup [=alt.tv.game-shows=], contestants rarely made it to the higher levels to begin with, and one contestant made it to Level 14 but lost. In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yn1HxqqXSo one episode posted on YouTube]], Ian boasts at the top of the show that the next round of tapings would add a top prize of '''$5,000,000!''' Later on, he announces a planned tournament between the United States and Canada as a contestant plug. Oh yeah, and the number to call to be a contestant is a 1-900 number. Once again, the joke writes itself. |
| 172 | ** Said tournament never came to be on TV, and instead another was eventually held online for a grand prize of $10,000,000, but each entrant had to pony up $100 to approximate the $10,000,000 grand prize. And the winner had to fly to the Caribbean to claim it. Can anyone spell "scam"? |
| 173 | * When Yootoo TV was originally called The Nostalgia Channel, one of the shows they picked up was a game show called '''''Let's Go Back'''''. Its host/producer Scott Sternberg (whose previous work in game shows was ''Everything Goes'', a porno game show that was ''Strip [[Series/TheHollywoodSquares Hollywood Squares]]'', and who would later go on to produce the much-maligned ''Wheel 2000'' and ''Jep!'') was wooden as host. The format was a complete ripoff of ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'', and the bonus round was a ripoff of ''Series/SplitSecond1972''. The prizes were incredibly cheap (seriously, who thought it was a good idea to give a '''[[UndesirablePrize Pet Rock]]''' as a prize?!), and the top prize for each game was a mere $500 in an era where most cable game shows could give away at least $1,000 and sometimes as much as $10,000. Website/GameShowGarbage rips it a new one [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68KkDQBzdvE here.]] |
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