Line #29 Haiku/YandereSimulator


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2
3	Hey Churuya-san! \
4	Would you like a bit of this? \
5	FWAH! "What the--" Splash! Thud!
6
7	[[TwitchyEye What is wrong with you?]] \
8	Why are you covered in blood? \
9	Get away from me!
10
11	[[Anime/AttackOnTitan A giant titan!]] \
12	I must kill all the titans! \
13	Eren Jeager time!
14
15	[[BuxomBeautyStandard The nurse has big boobs!]] \
16	Plus a red outline for her. \
17	Are you [[TheRival my rival]]?
18
19	Yandere Vision. \
20	It's so great! It shows it all! \
21	Even my [[LoveInterest Senpai]]!
22
23	It's not your fault, Miss. \
24	I only [[MurderTheHypotenuse killed you]] because \
25	You are [[TheRival my rival]].
26
27	Wrath, [[SevenDeadlySins the deadly sin]] \
28	Can make people do bad things. \
29	Such as kill them all
30
31	Bullying people \
32	Will make Senpai hate them all. \
33	[[CruelMercy At least they're not dead]]!
34
35	[[ManipulativeBitch I'm spreading rumors]] \
36	[[RemoveTheRival So my Senpai won't love them]]. \
37	Don't touch my Senpai!
38
39	There is another. \
40	[[spoiler:Another {{Yandere}} here]]. \
41	[[MurderTheHypotenuse I will kill her too]].
42
43	Dead bodies gone stiff. \
44	[[BlatantLies I didn't kill them! As if!]] \
45	They smell bad! Just sniff.
46
47	[[TwitchyEye Twitch... twitch... twitch... twitch... twitch...]] \
48	[[BlatantLies What? There's nothing wrong with me!]] \
49	[[ImplausibleDeniability I'M COMPLETELY FINE]]!!!
50
51	[[EasterEgg Balderdash! I say!]] \
52	There's a good fellow. Ta ta! \
53	Ah, tea and crumpets!
54
55	Changing my panties \
56	Gives me new superpowers. \
57	Power of panties!
58
59	[[AccidentalPervert Looking at panties]] \
60	I don't like them! It's for work! \
61	I just take pictures.
62
63	[[SerialKiller Yandere killing]] \
64	Everyone in the whole school. \
65	Aw yeah, dynamite.
66
67	[[VillainProtagonist Yandere]] you are \
68	Heartbroken and all alone \
69	Silly silly girl.
70
71	Death and blood everywhere \
72	Someone needs to clean this up \
73	Call the janitor!
74
75	Oh Senpai you're my \
76	One and the only guy I \
77	Love the most. Yes yes.
78
79	[[{{Squick}} Ew]]! {{Yandere}} you \
80	Are such a creepy lady \
81	No more {{Panty Shot}}s!
82
83	Info-chan you're the \
84	Villain here. Don't go \
85	[[TheCorrupter Suggesting to kill]].
86
87	Yandere-chan! Don't \
88	Kill all of the students! Just \
89	The girls! Remember?
90
91	DyingAlone is \
92	No fun but don't become a \
93	SerialKiller
94
95	[[BadassTeacher Teachers are badass]] \
96	They go around and fight shit \
97	Totally awesome.
98
99	[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Cats are really cute]] \
100	But not as cute as Senpai! \
101	Senpai is the best!
102
103	A CovertPervert \
104	Taking lots of {{Panty Shot}}s \
105	I swear it's for work!
106
107	Twitching and moaning \
108	Coming from the dead bodies \
109	Oh jeez that's so gross.
110
111	Parents are now out \
112	[[https://twitter.com/YandereDev/status/621143959121735680 For about 10 weeks or so]] \
113	Time to kill and stalk!
114
115	Picking up scissors \
116	Makes it not as suspicious \
117	When you go to kill
118
119	Oh what have you done?! \
120	So you've just [[AnyoneCanDie killed everyone?!]] \
121	Oh you are so done!
122
123	[[TheWoobie Kokona]]. Poor girl. \
124	[[spoiler: [[AbusiveParents Totally abused by dad.]]]] \
125	I want to help her.
126
127	Running out of blood \
128	Those dead bodies are heavy \
129	It's leaving a stain.
130
131	"[[LastWords What are you--Hey! OW!]]" \
132	"[[YouMonster You monster!]] You just killed her!" \
133	Oh, Senpai! Don't look!
134
135	[[LaughingMad Ha ha ha ha ha!]] \
136	[[OverlyLongGag Ha ha ha ha]] [[BrokenRecord ha ha ha!]] \
137	[[RuleOfThree Ha ha ha ha ha]]!
138
139	He bit an apple \
140	[[{{Squick}} And I've got it right here, folks!]] \
141	[[BlackComedy Taste all the teeth marks]]!
142
143	Senpai took a bite\
144	But only one, not any more. \
145	You dumb food waster! (reference to the apple in the stalker shrine)
146
147	The delicious blood \
148	Is still on the old bandaid \
149	[[{{Squick}} I will lick it good]].
150
151	I stole a toothbrush \
152	[[{{Squick}} Brushing with it is so great]] \
153	I love it so much!
154
155	Oh my Senpai Shrine \
156	So great you would not believe \
157	Oh my gosh, yes yes!
158
159	My Senpai is dead \
160	I killed him out of my love \
161	I will be with him.
162
163	I'm visibly lewd \
164	[[AccidentalPervert I'm just doing it for money!]] \
165	I totally swear!
166
167	"There's been a murder." \
168	"I need the police right now." \
169	"It's a tragedy."
170
171	[[BadassTeacher Teac]][[ReasonableAuthorityFigure hers]] [[TemptingFate can't catch me!]] \
172	[[TemptingFate No matter what they all do!]] \
173	Ha ha ha--[[OhCrap OH SHIT]].
174
175	[[ArtificialStupidity They spin in circles]] \
176	When they try to go upstairs \
177	You fucking dumbass.
178
179	[[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent Innocent, sweet girl.]] \
180	[[BlatantLies That's Yandere-chan for you!]] \
181	[[BlatantLies Yeah! Totally! Yeah!]]
182
183	Yandere you are \
184	[[CuteButPsycho So cute and yet so psycho]] \
185	Jeez, why are you both?
186
187	The 10 new [[TheRival rivals]] \
188	Are nothing compared to [[VillainProtagonist m]][[BigBad e]]! \
189	Senpai loves me more!
190
191	Was this just a prank? \
192	Yeah, [[DudeNotFunny it's not very funny.]] \
193	Please don't waste my time.
194
195	"Uh, who are you miss?" \
196	"You're not one of my students." \
197	"You're in the wrong class."
198
199	The [[BadassTeacher teachers]] are cool. \
200	So fucking badass and rad. \
201	They're [[HotTeacher pretty]] and [[SternTeacher strict.]]
202
203	There are presidents. \
204	Of Drama, Cooking, Occult... \
205	They all must go die!
206
207	I go to deep sleep. \
208	Nightmares about losing him. \
209	Doesn't mean nothing.
210
211	[[TheWoobie Kokona]] you are \
212	So sad and yet you look like \
213	The cheerful [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Teto]]. \
214	-[=WooftheWolfie=]
215
216	I shall spread rumors. \
217	The class will make her [[DrivenToSuicide begone]]. \
218	My hands will be clean.
219
220	Murder your rivals,\
221	Or make peace with them instead.\
222	[[{{Videogame/Undertale}} Sound familiar]]?\
223	-[=astrokitty=]
224
225	You can't have Senpai!\
226	He is mine, and mine alone!\
227	[[MurderTheHypotenuse I will kill you]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!\
228	-[=superkeijikun=]
229
230	[[ShrinkingViolet Oka]], you are just\
231	[[{{Moe}} too cute.]] [[YouWillBeSpared I don't think I can\
232	make myself kill you.]]\
233	-Tropers/{{Grade0}}
234
235	Senpai, who is this?\
236	Are you two together now?\
237	[[MurderTheHypotenuse Ha, not on my watch.]]\
238	-Tropers/{{know-your-paradoxes}}
239
240	[[spoiler: [[TheReveal Your father's in debt?]]]]\
241	If you abstain from Senpai,\
242	I will make things right.\
243	-[=superkeijikun=]
244
245	Do I love Senpai?\
246	Yes, I do, cuz he's for me,\
247	AND HE'S NOT FOR YOU!
248
249	Hi! I'm Ayano.\
250	Are you coming between us?\
251	Then you'll have to die.
252
253	Stab them with that knife,\
254	Then cut them into pieces,\
255	Their power is mine!
256
257	I could always just\
258	Shove her off of the rooftop.\
259	She's up there enough.
260
261	Hello there Senpai.\
262	You will be mine forever.\
263	You don't have a choice.
264
265	I'll confess my love,\
266	Under the cherry blossoms.\
267	He'll have to say yes.
268
269	Go to the bathroom.\
270	Surely you'll be safe in there.\
271	No one will drown you.
272
273	Your mind is broken\
274	And now when I say the word,\
275	You will murder her.
276
277	Hold on a second!\
278	Let me look under your skirt\
279	I'm not being weird.
280
281	Holy shit, Oh crap!\
282	I hate those damn delinquents!\
283	They make it so hard
284
285	First cut off her arms,\
286	Next up, it's off with her head,\
287	And lastly, her legs.
288
289	Oh, poor Kokona,\
290	You shouldn't have come between\
291	Me and my Senpai.
292
293	Oh, Yanderedev!\
294	Stop ignoring my emails!\
295	I just have to ask you...
296
297	Shut up Midori!\
298	We get that you are stupid,\
299	Stop asking questions!
300
301	There is something weird,\
302	[[spoiler: About that open fan there.]]\
303	That would really hurt.
304
305	A one-man army,\
306	Working on this endlessly,\
307	For his loyal fans.
308
309	I just want that bat\
310	To beat you over the head\
311	Wouldn't that be fun?
312
313	I see what you did,\
314	And I'm really quite impressed,\
315	I won't tell a soul...
316
317	On the other hand,\
318	Please do not get me involved.\
319	I don't want trouble.
320
321	Taro Yamada,\
322	A great name for a great boy,\
323	He will soon be mine!
324
325	Excuse me there, miss,\
326	Would you mind bending over??\
327	I need a photo.
328
329	I'm coming for you,\
330	There is nowhere you can run,\
331	Good bye, Ayano!
332
333	You founded the occult\
334	So you could speak to monsters\
335	And yet you have failed...
336
337	You are so naive,\
338	You cannot see the demons,\
339	Right under your nose.
340
341	You're a horny bitch!\
342	You're seducing your students.\
343	All for your sick game.
344
345	Well, hello, player.\
346	It seems you've messed with the files,\
347	Let's go have some FUN...
348
349	Remember my face,\
350	I'll chase you down and end you,\
351	You earned it, cheater!
352
353	Not that I like you,\
354	We've just grown up together.\
355	Don't say that. UsefulNotes/{{Baka}}!
356
357	Hey, let's play some jazz!\
358	I think the turtle likes it!\
359	I enjoy our club.
360
361	They built a machine,\
362	Designed to destroy it all,\
363	They did not succeed.
364
365	You are not evil.\
366	You are just misunderstood.\
367	So you ran to them...
368
369	You're covered in scars,\
370	My dear, what happened to you?\
371	Tell us your story...
372
373	Who dared to hurt you?\
374	Who left these markings behind?\
375	What's wrong, [[spoiler: Osoro?]]
376
377	That girl is creepy.\
378	Hanging out in the bathroom.\
379	She watches me move.
380
381	It's very tempting.\
382	That knife is right over there\
383	I could just stab her.
384
385	I'm just a schoolgirl.\
386	There's nothing strange about me.\
387	I am not crazy!
388
389	It's a rap battle!\
390	Everyone drop your weapons.\
391	That means you, Yan-chan.
392
393	Senpai likes nurses?\
394	That gives me a good idea,\
395	To get him in bed.
396
397	The girl on the screen,\
398	I wonder who she may be.\
399	[[spoiler: Stuco president?...]]
400
401	But she's more than that,\
402	[[spoiler: She's the journalist's daughter!]]\
403	She's out to get me!
404
405	Welcome to our realm,\
406	You wish to use my power?\
407	You are not worthy.
408
409	You made quite a mess,\
410	With all that blood left behind,\
411	I'll have to clean it up.
412
413	[[spoiler: So she is in debt.]]\
414	[[spoiler: I'll just kidnap the daughter,]]\
415	[[spoiler: Of Ronshaku Loans.]]
416
417	I will make you pay\
418	For stealing that boy from me.\
419	How do you want to die?
420
421	They make such a cute pair.\
422	I'm glad she found a boyfriend,\
423	Who is not Senpai.
424
425	I have this bandage.\
426	His blood is so delicious,\
427	I can't wait for more!
428
429	Senpai's young sister,\
430	You want him all to yourself?\
431	Well, that's just too bad...
432
433	Taro will miss you,\
434	But it matters not to me,\
435	He is mine alone.
436
437	Look at all these weights,\
438	They could do some real damage,\
439	If dropped from the roof.
440
441	You're so athletic,\
442	Let's run together, Asu.\
443	Just give me Taro.
444
445	Alas, Kokona,\
446	We will miss you quite fondly,\
447	When Kizana's here.\
448	-Tropers/{{Bomberman121890}}
449
450	GameOver! Yan-chan\
451	ran into Nemesis-chan.\
452	WatchWhereYoureGoing
453
454	Hold a katana\
455	[[DidntThinkThisThrough Walk through metal detectors]]\
456	SCREECH! SoMuchForStealth.\
457	-Miss Desperado
458
459	His sister is dead.\
460	If he learns that you killed her\
461	[[spoiler:[[BewareTheNiceOnes He'll]] [[BigBrotherInstinct send]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge you to Hell!]]]]\

Context Haiku / YandereSimulator