Line #3 Haiku/MarvelUniverse


1	!!Franchise/MarvelUniverse
2	%% Below examples all pulled from ComicBook/ChaosWar.
3	The ComicBook/{{Heroic Age\|2010}}. \
4	Heroes are [[{{Reconstruction}} heroes again]]. \
5	[[TrueArtIsAngsty Except]] ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}.
6	->-- Adam Raby
7
8	Is this [[BuffySpeak a Marvel]]? \
9	Is ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} in this book? \
10	If yes [[WolverinePublicity also yes]]
11	->-- Caesar [=McMagic=]
12
13	Blue eyes set in stone \
14	[[ComicBook/FantasticFour Transformed by cosmic ray storm]] \
15	[[{{Catchphrase}} It's clobberin' time]]
16	->-- Ben Tripp
17
18	ComicBook/ThePunisher says \
19	"Philosophy is useless \
20	Die die die die die."
21	->-- Wendy Xu
22
23	Fin Fang Foom {{Attack\|OfThe50FootWhatever}}! \
24	My, such giant purple [[MagicPants pants]] \
25	Exhausted tailor
26	->-- Peter Smith
27
28	I died ([[IDontWantToDie Not like this!]]) \
29	Then I [[BackFromTheDead got resurrected]] \
30	[[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Oh cool,]] {{Trick Arrow}}s!
31	->-- J. Stolarcyk
32
33	Surrender, you say? \
34	[[ComicBook/TheUltimates See this letter on my head]]? \
35	[[MemeticMutation Doesn't stand for]] [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys France]]!
36	->-- Ryan King
37
38	Amidst the chaos \
39	Heroes like ComicBook/HowardTheDuck \
40	[[BlatantLies Keep our children safe]]
41	->-- Mike Billeter
42
43	Chaos King is lame. \
44	[[Advertising/TheBurgerKing Burger King]] is much better. \
45	[[MemeticMolester And more dangerous]].
46	->-- K.D. Bryan
47
48	[[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily Mouth full of big teeth]] \
49	[[OverlyLongTongue extraordinary long tongue]] \
50	[[CaptainObvious Do not kiss Venom]]
51	->-- Jeff Stephens
52
53	[[HypeBacklash So sick of]] ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}. \
54	That guy is [[WolverinePublicity everywhere now]]. \
55	[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Even this haiku]].
56	->-- Matt Rowbotham
57
58	My dearest ComicBook/BlackBolt \
59	Tell me what I want to hear \
60	[[TooDumbToLive Whisper in my ear]].
61	->-- Dave Buesing
62
63	ComicBook/{{Taskmaster}} is dumb \
64	[[CutLexLuthorACheck Wasting his powers on crime]] \
65	[[MundaneUtility Pro-breakdance instead!]]
66	->-- Gavin Jasper
67
68	ComicBook/MoonKnight is the man \
69	But a silver cape and cowl? \
70	[[TechnicolorNinjas Lousy camouflage]]!
71	->-- Curtis Hempler
72
73	Define {{Irony}}: \
74	The [[ComicBook/XMen X-Man]] [[KilledOffForReal who won't come back]] \
75	Is one [[NonIndicativeName called]] [[ComicBook/JeanGrey Phoenix]]
76	->-- J. Stolarcyk
77
78	[[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} Max Erik Magnus]] \
79	[[RedBaron Master of]] {{Magnetism\|Manipulation}} \
80	[[DracoInLeatherPants And all of my heart]]
81	->-- Sarah Yeazel
82
83	While Wolverine can \
84	[[FromASingleCell Heal every mortal wound]] \
85	[[DidYouThinkICantFeel Name-calling still hurts]].
86	->-- K.D. Bryan
87
88	All ComicBook/ChaosWar long \
89	Keep sending [[EngineeredHashtag #mrvlhaiku]] \
90	And we might print them
91	->-- [[DaEditor Jordan D. White]]
92	%% Chaos War examples end. Feel free to put yours below or above.
93
94	[[ComicBook/TheIlluminati Illuminators]] \
95	Shot me into outer space \
96	[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Now I will smash them]].
97	->-- ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk, ''ComicBook/MiniMarvels: ComicBook/WorldWarHulk''
98
99	He has the Soul gem\
100	Golden skin and golden hair\
101	It's Adam Warlock
102	-->--[[{{Tropers/Lexicona}} Lexicona]]
103
104	Wolverine is great. \
105	He and [[LoveInterest Mariko]] are cool. \
106	You should go buy [[ComicBook/Wolverine1982 this]].
107	-->-- Ben, WebVideo/ComicPOP
108
109	[[{{Catchphrase}} Best at what I do]]. \
110	[[DoubleConsciousness Am I man or animal?]] \
111	I JUST KILLED A BEAR.

Context Haiku / MarvelUniverse