Line #31 Funny/Yuriofwind


1	Just because Yuriofwind is kinda obscure doesn't mean that he can't be funny. Right, guys?
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5	[[folder:Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime]]
6	''Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime'' is full to the brim with hilarity, due to Yuri's [[DeadpanSnarker snarky commentary]]:
7	* ''[[VideoGame/SonicEXE Sonic.exe]]'' has the RunningGag of, whenever something is stated to be coloured red, "Red! Like blood!". Eventually, Yuri summarises it with "Blood! Bloody blood blood dead animal blood!"
8	** Some other running gags include the [[LudicrousPrecision highly specific measurements of time]]. Around the third time, Yuri mentioned that it's a good thing that Tom's got this stopwatch and is keeping track of these time measurements.
9	** Numerous jabs are made at the protagonist, Tom, for [[TooDumbToLive being an idiot]] and [[ValuesDissonance not giving a second thought to his friend Kyle]], who likely died trying to save him.
10	--->'''Yuri:''' You asshole friend, you won't even heed his warning! He said destroy [the game] like eighteen times, but ''someone'' has selective reading!
11	** Tom's ItsAllAboutMe attitude:
12	--->'''Yuri:''' Tom is a little vain, and thinks the world revolves around him. Everything has to be about you, doesn't it, like this story, hm? This is why Kyle won't talk to you any more; he's ''my'' friend now!
13	** This moment:
14	--->'''Yuri:''' But "Tails made frantic gestures to Tom, as if he wanted to get out of the area he was in as fast as possible! Tom was starting to get a little freaked out by this, 'cuz, like, Tails was actually breaking the fourth wall, trying to tell him to get him outta there!" It's that, or you're on a lot of drugs!
15	** The narrator claims Sonic's EvilLaugh sounded like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka's]], and calls it the "awful Kefka laugh". Yuri isn't amused:
16	-->''"Someone doesn't like Kefka!"'' ({{Beat}}) ''"Fuck you, Tom!"''
17	* Yuri sums up ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFeMTmYvy38 One Chance Only]]'' thus:
18	-->'''Yuri:''' There is no point to any of this! What happened? Oh no: [[FauxHorrific scary black square]]! Oh no: [[ItMakesSenseInContext transforming pitchforks]]! Oh no: I'm making shit up on the fly! Oh no: I'm incredibly high! No, wait: [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I'm pretending to be incredibly high]]! Instead of ''Resident Evil: One Chance Only'', it should be called ''Resident Evil 4: Minor Inconveniences''!
19	** Yuriofwind on incomplete sentences.
20	--->'''Yuri:''' So he just dismissed it as a random and stupid...
21	--->There's a {{Beat}} for about 3 seconds.
22	--->'''Yuri:''' Huh? And he put the game inside the [[Platform/PlayStation2 PS2]]! What was random and stupid, though? The blank case? The normal disc? Your story?
23	** On the protagonist's TooDumbToLive attitude:
24	--->'''Yuri:''' The writer may or may not be a complete twit.
25	--->(Later...)
26	--->'''Yuri:''' OK, I want to bring something I said earlier up again... It was that thing about him possibly being a twit? He's a twit. Another case solved, oh but the story's still going, shit.
27	** Yuri's frustration with the complete lack of plot, wondering about "the evil, spooky ghost that's supposed to fly out of your [=PS2=] and kill you, or [[DemonicPossession possess you]], or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking turn you into Tom]]".
28	* Yuri laments the wasted potential of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Legend of Zelda]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8qSHRIHyA 64]]'' as such:
29	-->'''Yuri:''' You could have told a story about how much of a dick Ganondorf is, or how that owl is secretly the devil, or how this kid pulling on this rock is somehow going to cause the end of the world or some shit. So many roads you could've taken...and you took the shitty "Oh, my character is evil for some stupid reason! And the old man sold the game at a garage sale and then he left town and now I'm alone, with...this guy who keeps talking about plushies......something about murder and then there was blood and...got everywhere."
30	** [[http://previews.123rf.com/images/andresr/andresr0605/andresr060500067/391673-casual-happy-old-man-over-white-Stock-Photo.jpg The picture to go with "old man"]] just makes it better.
31	** The author makes Yuri "sic" at one point:
32	--> '''Yuri:''' "They attacked Link and destroyed him being extremely powerful it only took them 1 hit to finish him" AND POORLY WRITE THIS SENTENCE!!
33	** What's the stock footage accompanying Link introducing himself to the story's OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness? [[spoiler: Darunia jamming it to Saria's Song!]]
34	--> '''Onscreen text:''' This was the most fitting scene for this. Obviously.
35	* ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine Super Mario]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIM3HpzSu8 Darktime]]'' has an idiot protagonist who takes forever to realize it's a hacked game.
36	-->'''Yuri:''' I realized that this was clearly a hacked game- fuck, you are SLOW, dude!
37	** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Oh my god]], [[http://youtu.be/8qIM3HpzSu8?t=4m24s it must be 2014 outside!"]]
38	* ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokemon]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuq8YovaUI Hollow's]]'' [[TooDumbToLive idiot protagonist]] deduces that "this was a hacked game!", long after it becomes obvious to the reader, like before. Yuri responds accordingly:
39	-->'''Yuri:''' Me author, me smart, I smart author intelligence good brain thinking!
40	** This bit from the end:
41	-->'''Yuri:''' I think we all learned something today: [[SpoofAesop I never wanna hear anyone say the word "zombie" ever again. Ever.]] I don't care if they make another VideoGame/DeadRising, I just...no. No more.
42	* From [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Super Mario]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpdCGReWo-4 64]].
43	** At [[https://youtu.be/NpdCGReWo-4?t=9m33s 9:33]] in the video, Yuri's game footage depicts him walking in the Basement of Peach's Castle while carrying MIPS, with the screen text reading:
44	--> '''Screen Text:''' I FOUND A PET :3
45	* In most BSCPST videos, Yuri uses footage from games that are relevant to the story at hand. This gets hilariously subverted in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en64iwdyudk Sonic.exe 2]] video, since a lot of the story doesn't really focus on the titular game. Yuri posted a LongList in the comments of the games that had footage in the video.
46	--> Sonic games aside, [=DMC4=], Xenoblade, .hack//Versus, The Last Story, Samurai Showdown Sen, [=USF4=], [=CVS2=], Animal Crossing City Folk, Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Kirby 64, Kirby Epic Yarn, Dead Space, Kamen Rider Battride War 2, Kamen Rider Super Climax Heroes, No More Heroes 2, Spiderman Web of Shadows, [=RE4=], [=RE6=], Tales of Xillia 2, Virtua Fighter 5, Tekken 6, Earthbound, Dead Rising 2 Off The Record, Dead Rising, [=DK64=], Kingdom Hearts 2, KH Recoded, Shadow Hearts Covenant, Metal Saga, [=SMT3=], Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, DBZ Ultimate Tenkaichi, Katamari Damacy Forever, Dark Souls, Just Cause 2, Bleach Soul Funny Word, Dissidia, Lighting Returns [=FF13=], [=FF6=], Splatter House, Smash Bros Brawl, Metroid Other M, Nier, and I think that's most of them :3.
47	* From ''Pokemon: Blue Tears'', Yuri repeatedly mocking the horribly stupid decisions of the protagonist.
48	-->"His screech continued on, growing in volume to the point where the pain it caused equaled that of a migraine... and yet I still kept the headphones in...the author is not very smart."
49	** "Since Blue didn't have any Pokemon, he didn't send anything out. Neither did Red. This is the worst Pokemon game I've ever heard of!"
50	** This also qualifies:
51	-->"The battle options box popped up again, 'fight' the only remaining option, words left out of sentences. Blue selected it yet again, but instead of 'MURDER' the attack option available was 'SUICIDE.'...very antiproductive attack... There was a moment of hesitation, but Blue finally attacked himself with less fury than he had Red, because reasons. As his own health fell to zero, a lower gurgled screech replaced the high-pitched Pokémon tower music which had been playing for DAYS at this point, his sprite faded away.
52	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmqdcUGlXQM Pokemon Blood Red]]''
53	** The excuse for why the protagonist doesn't have ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue'' anymore? Their fat friend sat on them. This [[ChekhovsSkill becomes important later]], as the [[NoNameGiven unnamed]] fat friend destroys the evil Magikarp spirit by trapping it in a copy of Pokémon Blue and sitting on it, then sitting on the Pokémon Red cartridge that it came from. Cue comments talking about "Fat Friend" breaking things (such as the ET game mentioned earlier in the story) by sitting on them.
54	** When the protagonist asks the obligatory old man at the yard sale about the obligatory game, he screams for the protagonist to take the game, and then ''has a heart attack and dies''. The protagonist takes the game and acts like they didn't just watch an old man die. Andrew keeps bringing up the dead old man.
55	** The mere fact that the monster is a [[JokeCharacter Magikarp]] makes the story hard to take seriously. No, it doesn't [[MagikarpPower evolve into Gyarados]], and that's a plot point.
56	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZGl8y5-vh4 New Super Mario Haunted Bros U]]'s description:
57	-->''Today we kick off Spooky Fingerpuppet Ghost Month with a "spooky" story. About a haunted [[VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU game]], and haunted Platform/WiiU, and possibly a haunted [=GameStop=], hard to say, really.''
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60	[[folder: Gaming Mysteries]]
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62	* The title for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSvVfqIKDo the Gaming Mysteries Redux on]] ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' mocks the fact that the titular game, which was originally intended to be a Platform/GameCube exclusive, has now become the most ported game in the ''Resident Evil'' series:
63	--> ''Gaming Mysteries: Resident Evil 4 Beta Redux (GCN / [=PS2=] / Wii / [=PS3=] / 360 / [=PS4=] / One / PC)''
64	* In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcbWn_ZDLY Gaming Mysteries]] on the ''VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver'' demo, his endslate doesn't have any commentary. Instead, he celebrates this "whole new world" we've discovered by ''singing the anime's English Johto theme song''. It's funny, awesome and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments actually kind of adorable]].
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68	[[folder: Obscure Gaming]]
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70	Yuri's snark extends to his other segments, of course. When it comes to bootlegs (and the occasional not-bootleg), it's pretty easy to do.
71	* [[http://youtu.be/bntsdiBkEAY Obscure Gaming: Street Fighter 4 on the NES.]]
72	--> '''Yuri:''' So I bring you ''Obscure Gaming''. A segment in which I look at some very odd games, whether they be "knockoffs" or "horrible, awful, really bad knockoffs."
73	** Telling the difference between the official and bootleg [=SF4=] seems pretty difficult.
74	--> '''Yuri:''' No, I'm talking about ''Street Fighter 4''... on the NES. Now, I know what you guys are thinking, and I'm thinking the same thing: "I can't tell the difference!" Okay, I'm not really thinking that and you're not thinking that either and if you are, you're wrong.
75	** Yuri doesn't exactly see any of the usual ''Street Fighter'' roster here.
76	--> '''Yuri:''' This game is a very poorly done fighting game for the NES using what I think are ''Street Fighter'' characters... maybe. Well, yeah, I guess they are. I mean, they have all the classic Street Fighter characters like... Ranboo! Wait... the fuck is a Ranboo? Well, I mean, at least they have Cliff! Wait...Cliff? What? Well, at-at the very least, we have Chunfo. Ch-Chunfo? Is it Chun-fooh? Chunfo? Wait... isn't he that dude from VideoGame/VirtuaFighter?
77	** And after that, we get to the actual character select screen.
78	--> '''Yuri:''' Now if you look at the character select screen and you should be because I'm showing it right now, right next to that lie that says ''Street Fighter 4'', you'll see the characters, and if your brain is on, you may notice that everyone has a twin. Yes, it's just like ''Series/FullHouse'', you guys!
79	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3ng-zCMhA8 Obscure Gaming: Somari Bootleg (NES)]].
80	** "I don't know about you guys, but because it's December, I'm feeling pretty holly-jolly. As such, I feel it's my duty...to talk about a title that has nothing to do with Christmas whatsoever. Because that's how I do things."
81	** This is followed by [[https://youtu.be/K3ng-zCMhA8?t=38s a long question]].
82	--> '''Yuri:''' Lemme ask you guys a question. Have you ever sat there and thought, "Man it sure would be cool if a Mario-ish character was somehow transported into Sonic's universe to roll around and collect rings and do whatever the fuck Sonic does on a regular basis? That sure would be neato!"
83	* The TranslationTrainWreck of ''Pocket Monster Saphire''.
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92	%%[[folder: Persona 3 FES Let's Play]]
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94	%%We need the funnies here!
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104	[[folder: Both of the Corpse Party Let's Plays]]
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108	[[AC: Corpse Party: Book of Shadows]]
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110	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhJoJzgSJwc episode 8 of Book of Shadows]], Yuri ends chapter 2 and begins the introduction to chapter 3. As a mater of fact, that's literally all he accomplishes in the video.
111	** Over the course of the video, Yuri slowly gets more and more irritated that the introduction to chapter 3 [[ProlongedPrologue will not end]]. By the time something happens that could actually cause his character to die, Yuri begins actively asking for the game to give him a game over. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor He then gets one in the last 2 minutes of the video.]]
112	--> '''Yuri:''' Yeah, by all means, give me a game over! I fucking dare you.\
113	[=Yuri's character gets killed=]\
114	'''Yuri:''' R-really?! Way-wha-whuh-huhwanamahuwuh?!\
115	[=the game over screen appears=]\
116	'''Yuri''' while laughing''':''' THIS GAME IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE OH MY GOD!!... fuckin'...snickers...fuckin' stupid...\
117	'''Yuri''' in a high-pitched voice''':''' That's gonna do it for this part of Let's Play Corpse Party: Book of Shadows, um, I'm sorry for not talkin' for a while there. laughs, returns to a more regular pitch I should've grabbed the salt, I didn't think, I, I honestly, I did not think they would give me a Wrong End, in a scene that was supposed to be from the past. Uhhhh... maybe I'm a weirdo, but, y'know. I'm s-two maybe, too many hours on this shit. WELL, I will see you all next time, on Let's Play, "Fuck With You: The Video Game".
118	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTiejx9T-d8 the 9th episode]] of ''Book of Shadows'', Yuri returns to the never-ending cutscene in the intro to chapter 3, and starts snarking almost immediately:
119	--> '''Yuri''' (reading)''':''' "With this in mind, I walked toward the classroom door and took one step out into the hall..." and was immediately killed.\
120	[==]the screen cuts to black with a slam noise\
121	'''Yuri:''' GODDAMMIT! laughs
122	** Shortly after that, Yuri gets his prophesied death, slowly getting more incredulous and sarcastic as it drags out:
123	---> '''Yuri''' (reading)''':''' "...the door slid shut on its own with incredible force -- and my neck was trapped in the narrow opening that remained?!" REALLY? REALLY. "I dug my nails into the door, frantically trying to open it back up." But, fuck doors! "But the more I pushed back," it's an evil, it's a haunted door. "I was flailing my limbs, twisting and contorting my body...trying everything I could to escape. (boredly) Why? Why? Why? Why? My neck was clamped tightly. I could feel the blood rushing to my head. I couldn't breathe. Opening my mouth in terror, I stuck my tongue out, as if trying to swallow the air."\
124	[==]Yui makes struggling noises\
125	'''Yuri:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Maybe she'll live.]] "Forcefully shaking my head left and right, I swiveled my body to face the ceiling. That's when I saw the tall, pitch black silhouette of a person!"\
126	[==]??? makes a long drawn out moaning noise\
127	'''Yuri:''' Don't drag out your part. "A silent scream squirmed its way out of my throat. But the door was still pressing onto my neck." Give me the Wrong End already!\
128	[==]screen turns red, you know, like blood\
129	'''Yuri:''' Thank youuuuuuuuuu~. "I felt the sensation of falling. At the same time, a lukewarm liquid began pouring over my face. As I was struggling to make sense of what was happening to me, the door that had been...slid open." beat So she was decapitated? Yeah, okay.\
130	'''Yui:''' (What...just happened...?)\
131	'''Yuri:''' You were decapitated.\
132	[==]beat, as the Wrong End screen appears\
133	'''Yuri:''' This game, is such a PRICK. beat OKAY, so the safe route-no. beat It's okay, there's a reason why I have a save point now.
134	** Yuri talking to his cat whenever it starts meowing in the background of the video.
135	** Yuri's reaction to the military-esque music that plays when Ms. Yui finally wakes up and has a coherent conversation with Satoshi:
136	---> '''Yuri:''' What's... what is this fuckin' music?
137	** Yuri's "Our Social Link went up" as Satoshi and Yui banter.
138	** "That crafty Mochida had turned the tables on me! He can hear things."
139	** When Satoshi realizes he should probably head home:
140	---> '''Satoshi:''' ...Oh, crap! I have to get going. Yuka's going to be really angry with me!\
141	'''Yuri:''' Oh, d-who gives a fuck?
142	** Ms. Yui avoiding making things awkward with Satoshi, and Yuri's displeasure at this.
143	---> '''Yui:''' What a good kid, that Mochida. ...I'd better be careful, though. He is my student, after all!\
144	'''Yuri:''' Oh, come on.
145	** In the end, Yuri discovers something: the ProlongedPrologue of chapter 3 wasn't even a prologue at all, that was actually the chapter.
146	---> '''Yuri:''' R-Really? Really? That was really chapter 3? beat Chapter 3 sucked! Aw, fuck! Well, people in the comments were not kidding. This was, in fact, a slow chapter.
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158	* After someone beat Yuri in a Yu-Gi-Oh game and refused to play against him again after Yuri joined his game 6 times, he tweeted [[http://twitter.com/Yuriofwind/status/783388306499366913 a photo]] of him preparing to send a message:
159	-->'''[=RedXFever=]:''' Gtfo my face\
160	'''Yuri:''' So are all yugioh players salty scrubs that take their W and puss out, or is that just you?
161	* [[http://twitter.com/Yuriofwind/status/788935961698787328 So was that the first presidential debate where someone essentially says,]] [[NoYou "no u"?]]
162	* Yuri is not enjoying 2016 very much.
163	-->''[[http://twitter.com/Yuriofwind/status/804755410683101184 #How2016CanRedeemItself\
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165	Giant meteor.]]''
166	* After Yuri defeated a guy in Street Fighter, he received a few messages from him, with one of them simply reading "scrub". [[http://twitter.com/Yuriofwind/status/817416013285392385 Yuri's response?]]
167	-->[[DeadpanSnarker Try not sucking.]]
168	* Yuri's [[http://twitter.com/Yuriofwind/status/1181353811459358721 sheer shock]] at being referenced [[http://twitter.com/jmayerwx/status/1181256702521298946 on the local news]].
169	-->''[[BigWhat WAIT WHAT?!]]''

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