Line #2 Funny/Xenophilia

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1	* The chapter [[BlatantLies Lero and Shining Armour Discuss The Weather]] in ''The Xenophile's Guide to Equestria'' is entirely this, but one moment stands out in particular:
2	-->''(Twilight's [[MagiTek recorder]] is being tested)''\
3	Shining Armour looks at Lero again. His expression cannot be matched against those currently stored in this matrix.\
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5	His expression is one of lust.
6	* Twilight's attempts to extrapolate human culture from a book on interspecies courting do not go well...
7	-->'''Twilight:''' So, Lero… does your family have many enemies?
8	** Gets a CallForward in ''The Xenophile's Guide to Equestria''. Twilight's mother repeatedly advises her against trying to study Lero like a science project, especially her attempt at constructing a hypothetical model of his social structure. "I just hope you didn’t do something silly like try to construct an analogue of his society by mixing up a pastiche from the descriptions in Aggie’s book."
9	** The two races she tried to use? ''Dragons and Griffins.''
10	* Also from the ''Xenophile's Guide'', the correspondence between Twilight and Celestia regarding Lero and Rainbow's relationship. Twilight mentions that Applejack is talking about a pool on the outcome of their time together, "which I think is a terrible thing to do to a friend. [[HypocriticalHumor As such I’ve put myself down for no more than three bits on the spread]]." Celestia responds, ending her letter with, "This is a delicate situation, which I am sure you and your friends shall handle with same tact and sensitivity that I and my sister would surely display." [[DescriptionCut Luna then writes to Twilight]], asking to enter the pool with a wager of ten bits on successful consummation within a month. After Lero and Rainbow Dash get together, Twilight sends Celestia a letter, enclosing a banker's draft for Luna's winnings. Celestia is ''not'' impressed, as her response makes clear.

Context Funny / Xenophilia