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1	* The Wardens are half comprised of [[NominalHero Nominal Heros]] who really have no real interest in stopping the Blight or saving Ferelden. So they decide to have as much fun as possible at Ostagar.
2	** Durin [[InsaneTrollLogic trolls]] a Templar into attacking him and gets away with the act and taking the templar's armor!
3	** Mairon and Gimli scare Cailan into running back to his Royal tent
4	** Gimli attempting to pickpocket Duncan
5	* While in the Korcari Wilds, Mairon decides to read a journal while the rest of the Wardens have to fight a Shade.
6	** Best part? He was the one that summoned it!
7	* Mairon firing a mana beam that missed three ogres.
8	** Though it hit everything else around the ogres! Talk about an EpicFail.
9	* Poor Alistair seems to be everyone's ButtMonkey just like in the vanilla game.
10	* Shatele [[ObfuscatingStupidity "accidently"]] breaking the door off of Sten's cage to release him
11	* Mairon choosing to have a dinner with the Hawkes rather than hurry to meet with the other Wardens. Could double as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}} if you look past how hilariously selfish Amell is acting.
12	** He then solidifies himself as a JerkWithAHeartOfJerk by letting a darkspawn mage nearly kill Lily which forces Revan to [[TakingTheBullet jump in the way of the blast]] and nearly die himself. Especially noteworthy as Mairon himself could have very easily done something.
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14	--> "WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?"
15	--> "I was fighting the darkspawn like everyone else."
16	--> "WHY DIDN'T YOU BLOCK THAT LAST SHOT?"\
17	"I thought you had it under control."\
18	"NO! Standing in the path of the lightning-charged fireball is having control of the situation!"

Context Funny / Wardens