Line #11 Funny/UnderSiege

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1	* Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
2	-->'''Jordan''': So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?\
3	'''Ryback''': Nah. I'm just a cook.\
4	'''Jordan''': A cook???\
5	'''Ryback''': ''[Whispering]'' Just a lowly, lowly cook.\
6	'''Jordan''': Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
7	* Jordan on having a gun.
8	-->'''Jordan''': I have a rule on killing people. Okay, I have two rules. One, I don't date musicians and two, I do not kill people.
9	** Played on later when she kills a guy to save Ryback and he chuckles on how next she'll be dating a musician.
10	* Jordan's priceless response when the head of the Joint Chiefs asks to talk to Ryback.
11	-->'''Jordan''': He's in a gunfight right now, I'm going to have to take a message.
12	* Ryback shows his own toughness on the call.
13	-->'''Bates''': Chief Ryback, this is Admiral Bates. I see that you've completely disobeyed my orders, correct?
14	-->'''Ryback''': Sorry, sir, you can court-martial me if I live, sir!
15	* Captain Garza's facial expressions throughout the above call scene. If he was introduced boldly declaring "I'll guarantee Chief Ryback. He's a good guy." earlier on, this was a face of a man clearly realizing just who and what he guaranteed...
16	* Krill in a dress and makeup, asking Strannix if he needs psychological help, to which Strannix replies with a perfectly deadpan "Not at all."
17	* Strannix is arguing on the phone with his French arms dealer friend when Mr Pitt sees the SEAL team attempting to approach the ''Missouri'' undetected.
18	--> '''Pitt''': Strike team is in range and... locked on.
19	--> '''Strannix''': ''[into phone]'' Kill 'em. ''[beat, with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone]'' ....No no, François...not you, not you.
20	* Tackman protests going along on a commando raid.
21	-->'''Ryback''': You're in the Navy, son, remember? It's not just a job... it's an adventure!
22	* Just Creator/TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.
23	* The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply ''can't'' resist those PuppyDogEyes.
24	--> '''Tate''': I hate being alone....
25	--> '''Ryback''': Do you hate being dead?
26	* As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
27	--> '''Strannix''': ''[smirking]'' You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
28	--> '''Krill''': They never liked me anyway.
29	--> '''Doumer''': Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
30	--> ''[They laugh.]''

Context Funny / UnderSiege