Line #194 Funny/TwoBestFriendsPlayFridayNightFisticuffs


1	!!!Return to the main ''Two Best Friends Play'' Funny Moments index [[Funny/TwoBestFriendsPlay here]].
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3	* ''[[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles TMNT]] & [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Gundam Wing]]'':
4	** In ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesTournamentFighters'', [[http://youtu.be/5hCJyIaEADA?t=25m12s the entire demonstration]] of the [[SecretCharacter game's final boss]], [[SNKBoss Karai]]: from destroying the other not-as-broken secret character, Rat King, to the [[MirrorMatch fight between two Karais]]. Pat's utter bewilderment and Matt, Woolie and Liam's uproarious laughter make the entire segment.
5	-->'''Woolie:''' This is VideoGame/{{Divekick}}!
6	-->(...)
7	-->'''Liam:''' She has like 20 [[LastChanceHitPoint magic pixels]], what the hell!?
8	-->(...)
9	-->'''Matt:''' Please look forward to ''TMNT: Tournament Fighters'' on the main stage at EVO.
10	-->'''Pat:''' If I was friends with a kid and went over to their place and they always had the codes unlocked to play as these characters, I wouldn't be their friend anymore.
11	-->'''Matt:''' Yeah, I bet you wouldn't.
12	-->'''Pat:''' It's fuckin' bullshit.
13	* ''VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Tag Tournament 2'':
14	** [[http://youtu.be/y8m9hmKBblc?t=13m30s A heated argument]] arises between Matt and Woolie over whether this game or ''Tekken 3'' was the best, with Woolie emphatically stating that ''Tekken Tag Tournament 2'' is the better game. The game freezes ''while he makes his argument''.
15	-->'''Matt''': '''WHAT AN AMAAAAZING GAME!'''
16	* ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'':
17	** During one of Pat and Woolie's fights, Woolie picks Zod...and then goes with his ''Film/ManOfSteel'' skin. His scream of [[MemeticMutation "I WILL FIND HIM!"]] is the icing on the cake.
18	** At one point, Matt mentions Comicbook/BlackBolt. Pat confusedly asks who Black Bolt is. Matt enthusiastically declares Black Bolt to be "The best character in anything, ever!"
19	** The guys have a discussion about the FridgeLogic / VoodooShark implications of the game's explanation for how {{Badass Normal}}s like ComicBook/{{Batman}} and ComicBook/HarleyQuinn can fight {{Flying Brick}}s and {{Physical God}}s like ComicBook/{{Superman}} and ComicBook/{{Shazam}} [[PowerCreepPowerSeep on a level playing field]]. They agree that the street-level characters taking special pills to enhance their combat strength makes sense, but question why this somehow also means the powerhouses can be damaged by weapons, vehicles and environmental objects.
20	-->'''Pat:''' But did Hawkgirl's mace take Superman pills? Did the Batmobile take Superman pills? Did ComicBook/GreenArrow's bow and arrow take Superman pills?
21	-->'''Matt:''' Now, the biggest question of all, [[ItMakesSenseInContext did Batman shove 50 pills down the gullet of a pig?]][[note]]The Arkham kitchen stage famously has a hanging pig that can be used as a weapon.[[/note]]
22	* ''[[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'':
23	** The entire premise of the video is this on a meta sense. Emphasized by the opening where Liam walks into Woolie's dark house and the traditional music stops playing when he sees Woolie sitting in a ritualistic-like setting, smiling at him. Woolie demanding Liam to '''"SIT DOWN!"''' when the latter tries to find an excuse to leave is just the NightmareFuel icing on the cake.
24	* ''[[VideoGame/DeadOrAlive Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate]]'':
25	** The first five or so minutes are spent with them at the Xbox Live Marketplace due to some bullshit DLC thing that they had to download a catalog in order to continue playing the game, as well as having trouble unlocking the DLC characters. They also go on saying they have been at this currently for a good ''50 minutes'' before the episode, due to having trouble unlocking a certain character and having to re-download her multiple times. When they go back in the game after downloading the catalog and costume pack (which as to add insult to injury, was priced at $29.99), they saw that the ''other'' DLC character was not unlocked, requiring them to re-download her again!
26	* ''{{Manga/Fist Of The North Star}}'':
27	** They give a go playing as [[FatBastard Mr. Heart]], and they all agree that he's terrible. Cue Matt, Woolie, and Liam all playing as Mr. Heart against Pat, to Pat's dismay and disbelief.
28	** In the same session, during a particularly scrubby match, they start joking about Japanese players watching the video and thinking it is the hypest shit ever.
29	-->'''Pat:''' "Hm... They seem to be opting for [[EpicFail Single Hits]]!"
30	-->'''Matt:''' ''[laughing]'' T-That cracks me up for some reason!
31	** And you can't help but crack a smile when Woolie lands Mr. Heart's [[OneHitKO Fatal KO]] on Pat and everyone loses their shit.
32	** [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext "No, Mr. Heart! The evil Kenshiro will stop you from eating the children for the kids!"]]
33	** The RunningGag of getting hit and not performing combos equates to [[FakeUltimateHero Canadian fighting game tech]] that Japanese players will study.
34	* ''[[VideoGame/VirtuaFighter Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown]]'':
35	** Woolie [[AuthorAppeal predictably]] goes for [[TheLadette Vane]][[ActionGirl ssa]], and gets into a brief yet heated argument with Liam over her.
36	-->'''Matt:''' You're basically insulting his ''waifu'' here, you have to understand...
37	-->'''Liam:''' [[{{Manga/Berserk}} Casca]] is his waifu! You can't have too many waifu, you'll ruin your laifu!
38	** Woolie: "[[CallBack BITCH NIGGA]] [[MakesSenseInContext SHARK!]]"
39	* ''VideoGame/CapcomVsSNK2MarkOfTheMillennium'':
40	** Woolie sums up what happens when a fighting game crosssover mostly uses the represented series' main characters.
41	-->'''Woolie:''' We've got 30 fighters, 24 of them are [[ShotoClone shotos.]]
42	* ''{{VideoGame/Nidhogg}}'':
43	** Three words sum up their playthrough of the game: "GET THE DICK!"
44	* ''VideoGame/DoubleDragon'' / ''VideoGame/RageOfTheDragons'':
45	** While playing ''Rage of the Dragons'', everyone notices how attractive [[WalkingShirtlessScene Pepe]] is.
46	--> '''Liam''': I'm just saying, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim if his dick fell into my mouth]], I wouldn't...ya know...wouldn't.
47	* ''Galaxy Fight'' / ''VideoGame/WakuWaku7'':
48	** The video gives us [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EiKhmjP5Wc&t=51m10s the world's largest skeleton-based production.]]
49	--> '''Pat:''' I think we've really latched onto something with this [[MemeticMutation "skeletons are hilarious"]] thing!
50	* ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee'':
51	** A bout distills down to Matt vs. Pat, each with one stock, where Matt has a considerable life lead. Liam and Woolie are [[http://youtu.be/P-85FjN6QXk?t=31m46s already calling Matt's victory]] as Pat starts racking up damage on him, leading to an explosive finale that's too good to spoil.
52	* ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl'':
53	** The video has a few moments due to the game's general chaos and quirks, particularly caused by Liam. A crowning moment, however, is an occasion on Pirate Ship, where Liam, as Ganondorf, manages to grab Woolie with his side+B while on the bow of the ship, sending them straight down into the water. While Liam survives because of the swimming mechanics, Woolie gets meteor smashed by the ship and dies too quick for Pat to even realize what happened at first, since he tried a similar thing earlier in the match as Bowser and got no results. [[spoiler: Not long after this, he does this ''again'' to Matt.]]
54	* The opening of Saturday Morning Scrublords, which is a hilarious parody of the usual Fisticuffs opening, featuring such things as Pat struggling to open a bottle of vodka in place of opening a soda, Matt yelling at Liam for forgetting the cookies, and Woolie's arcade stick ''instantly breaking'' when it's thrown to him. All set to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Groose's theme]] for added effect.
55	* ''Battle Construction Vehicles'':
56	** 'Everything'' about the video, which was the debut episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. The intro, the hilariously overdone fake British accents, the bizarre combinations of British and Japanese culture they come up with, the oppressively bad controls and gameplay, the entire premise of the game they're playing... leaving out anything would be a crime.
57	* ''[[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Guilty Gear Xrd: Sign]]'':
58	-->'''Pat:''' ''(playing on May's stage)'' And we're on the S.S. Paedo-boat right now.
59	-->''[cue laughter from all the friends]''
60	-->'''Woolie:''' Hey, Johnny's a man of principle.
61	-->'''Pat:''' FUCK THAT GUY!
62	** Also, anytime that Faust lands his AssShove overdrive.
63	-->'''Liam:''' It still takes damage.
64	** Whenever they end a match and it looks like one player won, but the other player won instead.
65	-->'''Liam:''' CROUCHING JAB!
66	** When they are talking about the character Ramlethal, one of them mispronounces her name as "Ram Lethal", causing the others to comment that Ram Lethal sounds like the name of a male porn star.
67	* ''[[VideoGame/BushidoBlade Bushido Blade (1 & 2)]]'':
68	** In ''Bushido Blade 2'', there is one round between Pat and Woolie where Woolie does not find out the weapon Pat's character uses until a screen shows their weapons crossing. Woolie's weapon is a spear. Pat's is [[spoiler: an M-16.]] There's a brief moment of [[StunnedSilence complete silence]] before Pat breaks out laughing.
69	--> '''Woolie''': [[OhCrap Oh, Jesus. Oh, fuck.]]
70	--> '''Pat''': Woolie, you usually gravitate towards boss characters, I'd figure I'd give it a shot!
71	--> '''Liam''': Your fucking face when the [[spoiler: machine gun]] popped up on the screen, I was looking at you!
72	** And later, their fight between the boss characters of the first and second games. One has a [[spoiler:six-shooter]], the other has the aforementioned [[spoiler:assault rifle]]. The accidentally have over ten rematches because the matches end in maybe three seconds tops.
73	** The last match of their ''Bushido Blade 2'' playthrough. [[spoiler:Pat picks a regular character whiel Matt picks Katze, the six-shooter-wielding boss character. Everyone expects Pat to just be running around, desperately dodging Matt's shots... cue [[RooftopConfrontation the Castle Rooftop stage,]] which allows ''no'' lateral movement at all. Matt finishes the first round in three seconds... then Pat [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome finishes the second round]] ''in two...'' then Matt breaks the tie ''in one.'']]
74	--> '''Woolie''': Ohhh, the bushido-est of blades!
75	* ''VideoGame/PunchOut'':
76	** Matt didn't know what WVBA stood for[[labelnote:*]]World Video Boxing Association[[/labelnote]], so he assumed "[[BrickJoke Women's Vietnam Bitch Army]]".
77	** When fighting the TrueFinalBoss, [[spoiler:[[GuestFighter Donkey Kong]]]], they wonder what other animals the WVBA would resort to putting their boxer against, and Liam suggests putting a boxing glove on each end of a snake.
78	** Doc Louis unleashing his true power.
79	--> '''Liam''': ''Now'' it's a real match. Now he's out to ''kill''.
80	* ''[[VideoGame/ArcanaHeart Arcana Heart Love MAX!!!]]'':
81	** Matt, Pat, and Woolie ''desperately'' attempt to not enjoy the game because it's the kind of {{Moe}} anime garbage they've gone on record as saying they hate, but to their chagrin, the game turns out to actually be really, really good. It comes to a head when Woolie gives Pat a BigNo when he begins to {{Squee}} over a character's super. Meanwhile you can hear Liam giggling in silence as he hopes that they'll come around to his world.
82	* ''[[VideoGame/UnderNightInBirth Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late]]'':
83	** When starting the game, Liam has this to say:
84	--> '''Liam''': It's not [[TakeThat American]] ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' swill is what it is.\
85	''[Pat proceeds to lose it before repeating what Liam said]''
86	* ''VideoGame/MortalKombatArmageddon'':
87	** It's mentioned at some point in the video that they are going through a [[InVinoVeritas wine cooler]] while playing this game. It shows hilariously.
88	** As a CallBack to the ''Under Night In-Birth'' Fisticuffs, Liam's first words in the video are:
89	--> '''Liam''': What is this swill you're rubbing all over us?
90	** Pat's [[HowUnscientific hatred]] of Havik and Chaosrealm in general.
91	--> '''Pat''': Having characters that embody concepts is cool, but you can't have an entire ''region of existence'' embody a concept!
92	** At the very end, during the [[SarcasmMode oh-so-epic]] final battle, the crew starts humming [[Franchise/StarWars Duel of the Fates]]. Pat objects.
93	--> '''Pat''': It's only the second fucking round!
94	** Plus, the return of Stinger Zinger Liam in the Drahmin v. Tanya fight:
95	--> '''Matt''': Now, Drahmin is a character that I think ca-\
96	'''Liam''': Is he though? Is he a character even?\
97	'''Woolie''': ''[starts losing it]''\
98	'''Liam''': Like, are you gonna sit here and tell me THAT is a character, and not some doodle from the back of your notebook?\
99	'''Woolie''': ''[loses it harder]''\
100	'''Matt''': Alright, alright, I think Drahmin is a '''''[[VerbalBackspace concept]]'''''...\
101	'''Woolie''': ''[snickers]''\
102	'''Matt''': ...that could've been done better...\
103	'''Pat''': ''Really?!''
104	** Liam's spamming of Bo' Rai Cho's vomit oil slick in the ''Motor Kombat'' mini-game. The constant "HUAALAUAAGH" from the drunken bastard somehow makes it even funnier.
105	--> '''Liam''': Bo' Rai Cho's only good if he's winning.\
106	'''Matt''', seconds later: AH, FUCK THE PUKE!
107	** At the start of the video, they all agree to not pick characters that they like, which predictably means that they stick almost entirely to the roster from ''4'', ''Deadly Alliance'', and ''Deception''. An argument erupts whenever someone picks someone from earlier in the series, such as Pat selecting Rain.
108	** Matt drawing everyone's ire when he says that, bad as they were, the [=PS2=]-era ''Mortal Kombat'' games kept the fighting genre alive in the mainstream.
109	* ''VideoGame/BioFreaks'':
110	** During the video, they begin an heated argument on... the origins of the underboob. Woolie takes it to Google:
111	--> '''Woolie''': Website/GiantBomb doesn't haves anything on underboob, but [[{{Underboobs}} TV Tropes has a page on it]].\
112	''[beat]''\
113	'''Pat''': Well, [[GenreSavvy Woolie is dead]].
114	** Matt observes the stylistic differences between characters:
115	---> Matt: I mean, Purge looks like he's from {{VideoGame/Fallout}} or Film/MadMax, or {{VideoGame/Metro\|2033}}, and Zipperhead looks like he's from [[ShapedLikeItself Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.]]
116	* ''Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style'':
117	** The video opens with Pat ''furiously'' rebutting Woolie's accusation that he doesn't like the opening to Anime/SamuraiChamploo, and it only goes downward from there. It helps that Pat is ''completely shitfaced'' the entire time.
118	** They [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax never actually play the game]].]] The first seventeen minutes of the video is them [[spoiler:attempting to get the game to work, [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading which it doesn't]]]], and the rest of the video is just [[spoiler:them playing ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Third Strike]]''.]]
119	*** [[spoiler:While they try to get it to work:]]
120	--> '''Pat''': With the Matt, with the Matt way, with the way Matt treats his [=PS1=] discs...\
121	'''Liam''': Well, these fucking discs would scratch before you opened the box.\
122	'''Pat''': He rubs his dick all over everything in this apartment.\
123	'''Liam''': And his dick is made of razor blades.\
124	'''Matt''': That's how people remember me!\
125	'''Liam''': By the gashes in their butt?\
126	'''Matt''': Uh huh.\
127	'''Pat''': ''[speechless with laughter]''
128	* ''Gang Beasts'':
129	** The entire video is hilarity incarnate, but here are some highlights.
130	** When they get to the "Trucks" level, [[EpicFail Pat instantly dies by falling off the truck in an effort to throw Matt off the truck]].
131	-->'''Pat:''' '''NO!'''
132	-->'''Matt:''' Aw, you stupid idiot.
133	-->'''Pat:''' ''[laughing]'' That took me 4 seconds to kill myself.
134	** Almost simultaneously, Woolie and Liam both kill each other, so basically Matt won by doing nothing throughout the first round.
135	-->'''Matt:''' I WIN!!!
136	-->'''Pat:''' Matt wins by default...
137	** In a later round of the same level, Woolie is left hanging off the edge of the side of a truck, with nobody else visible. He declares victory as the camera slowly pans... to reveal Pat hanging onto Woolie's leg. Everybody immediately loses their shit as they both fall off.
138	-->'''Woolie:''' '''YES, VICTORY!!!''' Victory by holding on!
139	-->'''Matt:''' Oh god...
140	-->'''Woolie:''' Just ride into the sunset. Let's go!
141	-->''[The camera pans to show Pat hanging on to Woolie's leg]''
142	** What makes it better is Pat's BigNo.
143	** In the Incinerator level, Liam ends up picking up Matt ''with one hand, and tosses him into the fiery pit.''
144	** Earlier while hanging on the edge, Matt give us this gem.
145	-->'''Matt:''' I know now why you cry.
146	-->''[Matt jumps and grabs Liam]''
147	-->'''Matt:''' ''[simultaneously] But it's something that I '''[[SuddenlyShouting CAN NEVER DO!]]'''
148	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4QVF3ouBic Part 2]] is another Bundle of Hilarity.
149	* ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'':
150	** The Test Your Luck mode, which adds random modifiers in a battle. Powerful Jump Attacks + Hyper Combat = Matt laughing hysterically.
151	* ''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers in Galactic Storm]]'':
152	** ''Avengers: Battle for Earth'', being the [[BlatantLies monument to great design that it is]], let's the player with the Wii Remote control the screen while the player with the Wii U GamePad is trying to pick characters, resulting in a tug-of-war for control over the game every time. And when Pat tries Liam's patience a little too hard, Liam responds by wiping his hand directly onto Pat's $2000 TV.
153	** Later, they decide to explore the game's community comments. [[https://youtu.be/JpWwbcnVOQk?t=27m49s Hilarity ensues.]]
154	** When the guys start playing ''Galactic Storm'', they're immediately baffled by the obscure 90s Avengers and villains that make up the game's roster. When Pat asks who Black Knight is, Liam responds with increasingly ridiculous "facts," such as Black Knight supposedly being Comicbook/SpiderMan's real father and the guy who taught Comicbook/ThePunisher how to fight.
155	** During the first match, Pat summons his AssistCharacter, [[ComicBook/AntMan Giant-Man]], whose attack consists of a goofy-looking gigantic arm that comes in and squeezes the opponent. Matt immediately ''loses his shit'' at the sight of this.
156	-->'''Liam:''' It's just a stupid hairy arm!
157	** The guys keep pretending they're playing the game on an actual arcade cabinet instead of admitting to using an emulator. This gets especially funny when Pat asks which key he needs to hit to reset the game:
158	-->'''Pat:''' It's weird that they put these keys on the backs of arcade cabs nowadays.
159	** After seeing Lilandra in the background of one of the stages, Matt begins quoting lines from the old ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' cartoon in his best 90s Professor X voice.
160	* ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Maximum Impact 2'':
161	** The video is mostly normal, except that about 22 minutes in, the [[BlatantLies totally-not-an-emulator PS2, it's real, honest,]] crashes. After they jump-cut and get the game working again, they try their damnedest to keep from saying that it was an emulator.
162	** [[https://youtu.be/ocgOwwtg7nk?t=43m10s Pat and friends discover Terry Bogard's secret hobby]], to their complete [[BigWHAT incredulity]].
163	** They then have some laughs at the expense of Terry's [[{{Stripperiffic}} alternate costume]] and terrible dub voice.
164	* ''VideoGame/SuperFighter'':
165	** Near the end of the video, they decide to look at the developer's site. After looking through their other projects, they discover a quote stating that the developers "eclipsed" other companies' entire catalogues with their own project - the quote being from '''IGN.com.''' [[AluminumChristmasTrees And this was not simply made up]]: [[https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/12/12/independents-day-vol-14-retro-resurrection this was paraphrased from an official article.]]
166	** They also find [[BigBad Red Man]]'s character profile in the Block Battle section, where [[https://youtu.be/E3RAGJ9Hm30?t=34m27s everyone pretty much loses it over how rapidly if escalates]] and the UnfortunateImplications behind it.
167	* ''Pretty Fighter'':
168	** Pat prompts a test that reveals the game's grapples [[AvertedTrope do not]] [[TacticalRockPaperScissors defeat blocks]], to Woolie's incredulity.
169	-->'''Pat:''' I love how I — like, Woolie, I know how throws feel in games, you don't ''doubt'' me, but... You didn't think I was ''lying'', [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough you didn't think it was ]]''[[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough possible ]]''[[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough that I was telling the truth.]]
170	* ''VideoGame/EnterTheMatrix'':
171	** The final round defies all speculation as to which characters the random selection would choose: [[spoiler: Firebird Man and Police Car Man.]]
172	--> '''Woolie:''' ''This is the greatest thing we have ever recorded.''
173	* ''VideoGame/KillerInstinct (Season 2)'':
174	** The video ends on a hilarious note:
175	-->'''Orchid''': [[CatchPhrase One step closer to flushing out UltraTech!]]\
176	'''Matt''': NO YOU'RE NOT!
177	** Woolie embraces his inner anger at the end.
178	-->'''Woolie:''' That's what you get for picking a fight while the government is foreclosing on my house, [[NWordPrivileges nigga]]!
179	* ''VideoGame/DongDongNeverDie'':
180	** The ending, where the game reveals a picture of a PSP, which leads into a preview for the dev team's ''Streets of Rage 4''. Everyone completely loses their shit and expresses their shock that the game actually looks good, while lamenting that Liam managed to miss the one Fisticuffs that was perfect for him.
181	* ''VideoGame/DengekiBunkoFightingClimax'':
182	** While playing the game, they take the time to explain moments from certain anime. This ranges from explaining the concept of ''Literature/BlackBullet'' ("It's an anime where [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace they have to defend their city]] [[Anime/AttackOnTitan from the giant monsters outside.]]") to making constant ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'' references when talking about ''Literature/SwordArtOnline'' (among them is calling Asuna the Casca of Sword Art for [[ActionGirl multiple]] [[BreakTheCutie reasons]]) to explaining the "Robo-Baby" (i.e. Yui). Part of the episode's basically people talking about an anime to people who have no idea what said anime's about. Most of it directed at Sword Art Online, as they talk about various plot points from the show.
183	--> "Did you know that Kirito's nickname is that [[ItMakesSenseInContext he's a beater]]?"
184	--> "Fucking Heathcliff is in [Sword Art Online]? The cat?!"
185	--> "The villain is a thirty-five adult man and Kirito is a twelve-year-old, and they have a fight in the parking lot. [[SugarWiki/BetterThanItSounds It's actually really great]], and that's why I hate Sword Art so much."
186	* ''[[VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos SVC Chaos]]'':
187	** The episode was delayed due to errors in the video. As a result, it is the first Saturday Morning Scrublords episode...released on a Saturday morning.
188	* ''[[{{VideoGame/MUGEN}} Salty Bet: Chapter One]]'':
189	** The video reaches a whole new level of meta as the intro is the standard Friday Night Fisticuffs intro with raining dollar bills superimposed. The music is replaced with the ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' version of the ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Casino Night Zone]]''. In this episode, the Zaibatsu don't play, but rather watch the Twitch stream of computer controlled opponents fight each other. Highlights include:
190	** Woolie, [[BlatantLies resident Naruto fan]], bets it big on Naruto Kid... only to get curb stomped so hard by Sol Badguy the game quits mid match. Woolie's reaction is StunnedSilence.
191	** The stream ends abruptly as Twitch AND the Zaibatsu video cut out. The FNF logo appears to signal the end of the video... [[LeaveTheCameraRunning and stays up for an additional 4 minutes]] as they count their earnings to see who won. They finally realize the camera is off, and wonder what the audience can see at this point. [[spoiler: The Twitch stream was alive and well throughout this, and eventually Salty Bet came back up!]]
192	* ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCalamityTrigger'':
193	** On Christmas Day, the best friends ''finally'' play Franchise/{{BlazBlue}}. [[spoiler: Except not. They just watch cutscenes throughout the whole 35:42 video as a magnificent [[TakeThat "Fuck You" to people pestering them to play a game they don't want to play.]] This is made better by the fact that they use the game to watch the cutscenes, [[MetaphoricallyTrue meaning they are playing the game. Just not the gameplay part.]]]]
194	* ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game]]'':
195	** The arcade version of the game gets a lot of mileage because of its ludicrously loud and overcompensating insert-coin noise, which the Best Friends theorize they included specifically to compete with Mortal Kombat's laugh.
196	-->'''The Sound:''' '''HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.''' (often quickly spammed so it's) '''HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.'''
197	** Matt explains why T. Hawk is one of only two fighters from the movie not present in either version of the game:
198	-->'''Matt:''' And then, on the scheduled day [Gregg Rainwater]'s supposed to show up for the mo-cap for this piece of shit, they go to his trailer and it's ''cleared out''.
199	-->'''Liam:''' Wow.
200	-->'''Matt:''' And they go like, "Gregg Rainwater, is he gone?" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere you hear the sounds of an airplane in the background]].
201	* ''VideoGame/JusticeLeagueTaskForce'':
202	** The usual ''Fisticuffs'' theme song is replaced with a cheesy electronic track from the game.
203	** Matt has some fun with the character bios.
204	-->'''Matt:''' Superman was raised by an old man who said "[[Film/ManOfSteel Maybe let the children die]]."
205	** Matt jokes that it would be awesome if Zodd the Immortal from ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'' showed up in ''[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman v Superman]]'', arguing that Zodd probably has a much lower body count than the average [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse DCEU]] superhero. This then turns into a digression where Matt and Pat come up with fake plot points for the movie, most of which play on the DCEU's negative reputation for being [[DarkerAndEdgier excessively bleak and gritty]].
206	-->'''Pat:''' It's weird, that part where they show flashbacks of ComicBook/WonderWoman, like, killing a bunch of children.
207	-->'''Matt:''' She just torches a bus.
208	-->'''Pat:''' She's like "I need to turn these kids into probiotic yogurt."
209	-->'''Matt:''' "I really need it."
210	-->'''Pat:''' That's a Greek joke, for ya.
211	* ''Guilty Gear Xrd: Revelator'':
212	** Every joke that they make about Chipp.
213	-->'''Woolie:''' Where's my COCAAAIIINE?
214	*** Although that joke is somewhat HarsherInHindsight for those who learn that Chipp use to actually be a drug addict (and drug trafficker) before his training.
215	* ''Girl Fight'':
216	** After starting to get sucked into the game's plot, despite its fairly... softcore nature, they all lose it upon beating arcade mode as Warchild and [[spoiler: getting nothing but a picture of her naked]].
217	* ''VideoGame/TouhouHisoutensokuChoudokyuuGinyoruNoNazoOOe'':
218	** The running joke of Woolie picking boss characters returns, because technically most of the characters in the game were bosses in their introductory game. Woolie gets annoyed to the point where he asks if they stop being boss characters when he puts the controller down.
219	** Woolie remarks on the the seemingly weird weather effects when he sees that monsoons give ground bounces.
220	-->'''Woolie:''' I remember one time I saw that footage of a monsoon on CNN. People were getting crazy extensions on their combos.
221	** While checking to make sure they played as everyone[[labelnote:*]]They actually forgot to play as [[DrunkenMaster Suika]].[[/labelnote]], Woolie remarks that Gardevoir might be in there somewhere, and Pat says that Gardevoir would actually fit in.
222	* ''Shrek Super Slam'':
223	** Liam deliberately messing with the team color in to infuriate Pat.
224	-->'''Liam:''' Welcome to Patschwitz, where you have to play by Pat's rules no matter what.
225	* ''Best of Best'':
226	** The game has a wealth of ridiculousness, but the standouts are Tom's Rising Tackle-style move, the Rocketier, and their new terminology for [[RapidFireFisticuffs mash punch specials]], courtesy of the vaguely-"ethnic" Abdul: the '''MEGNUM PUNCH'''.
227	* ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCentralFiction'':
228	** While going through the intro, the Zaibatsu openly admits to not recognizing much of the roster beyond those who appeared in the first game. Cue a perfectly synchronized "Holy shit!" when they first see the character select screen.
229	* ''VideoGame/XMenMutantAcademy 2'':
230	** Woolie spends the opening minutes of the video insisting he's played this game before and occasionally getting it confused with ''VideoGame/XMenNextDimension'', much to Matt's increasing frustration.
231	** Matt does a pretty good job reciting an old ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' TV series quote from memory, and is clearly a little disappointed when Woolie doesn't get it:
232	-->'''Matt:''' "You'll die, Logan, frozen and alone! But I'll track you down, just for the pleasure of burying your bones!"
233	-->''[Woolie doesn't respond]''
234	-->'''Matt:''' [[IsThisThingOn No?]] ''X-Men'' cartoon?
235	** Matt brings up the frequency with which characters on the cartoon used to scream some variation of "My mind!" after being subjected to a [[MindRape psychic attack]], and how that used to frighten him as a child:
236	-->'''Matt:''' It was really scary as a kid. You're always thinking like "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh God, I hope I don't get a mind]]."
237	** Woolie and Matt play as unlockable characters Spider-Man and ComicBook/ProfessorX respectively. Spider-Man is pretty reasonable, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFa2zzt4yow&t=32m45s ol' Charles...]] Matt actually can be heard leaning away from the camera, he's laughing so hard.
238	-->'''Woolie:''' ''[Spider-Man traps Professor X in webbing]'' Like...decrease his mobility '''even more'''!
239	** Spider-Man apparently lives ''in the Savage Lands.''
240	* ''VideoGame/AkatsukiBlitzkampf'':
241	** Woolie starts hyping up [[OldMaster Fritz]] when Pat ends up picking him, going into detail about how the character and his moves work. Less than a minute later, Pat starts saying how he hates the character because he's ''exactly'' the [[DifficultButAwesome kind]] [[MechanicallyUnusualFighter of fighter]] Pat hates, while conversely being the kind Woolie loves. Cue Pat ultimately winning the round anyway. Only for Woolie's character, [[ChurchMilitant Anonym]], to AutoRevive out of nowhere, an ability Woolie forgot she even had, and [[YankTheDogsChain take the win away from Pat]].
242	* ''Jackie Chan in Fists of Fire'':
243	** Pat tries to ask a question about the [[AmazingTechnicolorPopulation odd choice of skin colors]], but has a bit of trouble.
244	-->'''Pat''': Why are they all like [[TheUnintelligible gilb-like the purple bitch from the ja-from the wa-wa-wa--Willy?]]
245	-->'''Woolie''': What are you...Oh, oh! Oompa Loompa-[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]] with the golden--
246	-->'''Pat'''': Willy Wonka, thank you.
247	-->'''Woolie''': Too many blowberries?
248	-->'''Pat''': It's blowberries? You're making fun of my for my wallu-wikas and your blau-blow-berry-bli--''boy'' it's been a long day!
249	** In addition, this is the first Saturday Morning Scrublords since Liam left. Since he was unabashedly part of the intro, you'd think they'd make a new bit. They do... but it's just an empty shot with no sound until Matt suddenly erupts with the usual "''YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES?!''"
250	* ''Death Cargo'':
251	** The gang spends nearly half the video attempting to figure out how to perform [[{{Gorn}} ultra-violent fatality-style finishers]] even more violent than the ones they already easily activated. When they finally figure it out, they manage to perform it. [[spoiler: Only for the video of the gruesome "Deathrip" to not display properly, because Woolie forgot to install the Deathrip video codecs.]]
252	** Woolie singing to the game's beat cause Matt to lose it.
253	** Them all absolutely losing it to Agent Malcolm's Deathrip animation and collectively laughing their asses off due to the sheer absurdity of it.
254	* ''Fight of Gods'':
255	** Four words: [[Literature/TheBible Jesus Christ]] MirrorMatch. Which was the result of Matt and Woolie coming to an agreement after a brief argument over who would play as the Son of God.
256	* ''Nidhogg 2''
257	** One of the matches had lasts nearly ''a fourth of the video's runtime'' just playing a sloppy tug of war game between a couple screens.
258	* ''[[VideoGame/KenseiSacredFist Kensei: Sacred Fist]]'':
259	** Pat calls the game a ''Tekken'' clone only for Matt and Woolie to dismiss him. He proceeds to run a search for sites referencing both series and listing off the (many) results (including Website/ThisVeryWiki) in an increasingly hysterical tone. You can hear Woolie grinning and shaking his head.
260	** At the start, Woolie attempts to hype the game up to Pat and Matt, saying that he does not know much about it and that he had only ever seen a few screenshots of it and the title, making it sound like some super-obscure gaming artifact. When the intro starts, Matt immediately calls it out as ''Kensei'', to Woolie's surprise. Turns out, he got the Japanese version of the game, titled ''Bugi'' (which he pronounces as "boo-gee"), and thought it was a completely different game.
261	--> '''Pat:''' You trolled ''yourself'' Woolie.
262	--> '''Matt:''' Congratulations.
263	--> '''Pat:''' Congratulations.
264	* ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite'':
265	** How does the Fisticuffs to the long-awaited ''[=MvCI=]'' start off? With the intro sequence to [[TakeThat Scrublords]], [[SoOkayItsAverage a first for the channel]]. Thus begins a cavalcade of mockery.
266	** Matt has a personal crisis when he witnesses the official render for Frank West for the first time.
267	---> '''Matt:''' Like the proble-OH GODDDD, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT FUCKING ART BEFORE! [[OffModel WHO ''IS'' THAT?!]]
268	** Woolie has some questions about Thor's ''[[Film/ThorRagnarok Ragnarok]]''-inspired alt costume.
269	--->'''Woolie''': (laughing) Does Thor have a ''swastika'' on his armband?[[labelnote:*]]He doesn't.[[/labelnote]]
270	--->'''Pat''': ''Nooooooooooooo...'' Dude, that's a misspeak, uhh... ''[random gibberish]''
271	--->'''Matt''': He's a ''[[UnusualEuphemism very fine person]]''.
272	** The gang take multiple potshots at the game's clear [[NoBudget lack of budget]]:
273	--->'''Announcer''': Battle without limits!
274	--->'''Matt''': Actually there were huge financial limits! Like, massive ones!
275	--->'''Woolie''': ''[losing it]'' Battle on a budget!
276	--->'''Matt''': Battle on a [[ChristmasRushed timeline]]!
277	** The episode closes with the friends laughing at Spencer's surprisingly simplistic Level 3 (literally just him headbutting the opponent and then shoving a grenade in their mouth and jumping off), followed by Matt suggesting he should say "I bankrupted an entire developer!" as he flies away.
278	--->'''Woolie:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice BANKRUPTCY... ARRRRRRMMMMM!]]
279	* ''Killing Zone'':
280	** Playing this old, budget fighting game begins with Woolie declaring it to be one of the most generic fighting game names he's ever heard, commenting that it's the kind of name [[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 his mom would think a game would have.]] Matt and Pat then try to imitate his mother [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption with their best attempt at West Indian accents]].
281	-->'''Matt:''' "Oh Woolee be playin' de Killin' Zoone"
282	-->'''Patt:''' "Deh Keel Zone..."
283	-->'''Woolie:''' ''Wow.'' [[OohMeAccentsSlipping We went Scottish]] and then we went [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent somewhere else entirely.]]
284	-->'''Matt:''' I'm sorry, I tried?
285	** The announcer saying "Beat you up!" at the start of each round makes the friends lose it, due to him pronouncing it as "BEACHYOURAPP!" There's also the announcer saying "EXCELLENT!".
286	* ''[[Tabletop/DungeonsAndDragons Iron & Blood: Warriors of Ravenloft]]'':
287	** The game is a terrible fighting game, but it nevertheless manages to produce some hilarity. The [[InvisibleWall arena barrier]] is both highly damaging and has a lot of knockback, while the game's controls are terrible. This leaves the guys in hysterics during one match, when Woolie's heavily armored evil knight does his best Darth Vader impression and declares "I am your master" [[{{Narm}} as he charges headlong into the arena barrier and gets knocked on his ass.]] ''[[RuleOfThree Thrice.]]''
288	** To top it all off, the final match they have ends with a halfling rogue's victory pose, where he taunts and does a backflip... which sends him bouncing off the wall and into a heap on the ground.
289	* ''VideoGame/{{Weaponlord}}''
290	** Woolie and Matt introduce Pat to the game by showing him the [[NintendoHard incredibly complex control layout]], and attempt to explain its infamously difficult fighting system, much to Pat's utter bafflement. The result of this is Pat sitting in long periods of StunnedSilence as Matt and Woolie try to explain them in increasingly complicated detail.
291	-->'''Matt:''' You couldn't even pay me to say how many of their special moves lead to fatalities.\
292	'''Woolie:''' Well, some of them lead to weapon breaks, some of them lead to guard breaks, [[SerialEscalation some of them lead to fatalities]], some of them lead to stuns. Of which there are multiple types.\
293	'''Matt:''' [[RunningGag And some of them lead to this game never getting anybody really good at it.]]\
294	'''Woolie:''' Oh, yeah, no, I will not pretend that this is anything you can pick up and learn and play. It's ''ridiculously'' impenetrable!\
295	'''Pat:''' who-who is this game even ''for?''
296	* ''VideoGame/StickFight'' is one of the many non-traditional fighting games that the Zaibatsu plays that due to it's simple physics-based mechanics someohow manage to deliver the biggest laughs.
297	** The noises the group makes throughout the video are something to be behold. Here are a [[https://youtu.be/de3uKf-2MP4?t=2m31s few]] [[https://youtu.be/de3uKf-2MP4?t=3m22s examples.]]
298	* ''Anime/DragonBallGT: Final Bout''
299	** The intro is a sight to behold, with Super Saiyan hair shopped onto Woolie, Super Saiyan Blue hair shopped onto Matt, Krillin's forehead scar-dots shopped onto Pat, and every noise from the normal Fisticuffs intro dubbed over with sound effects from ''Anime/DragonBallZ'', with every instance of the three talking, in particular, being dubbed over by [[NoIndoorVoice random shouting]].
300	** In a not-so-surprising turn of events, Matt as [[PurposefullyOverpowered SSJ4 Goku]] [[CurbStompBattle jabs Woolie as SSJ Vegeta to death]] while Vegeta whimpers like a little boy who scraped his knee.
301	** For the last few matches, Woolie uses wire frame skins for his characters, baffling Matt and Pat. As they demand to know how he selected those skins, he just tells them to watch GT and learn the lore behind them.
302	* ''VideoGame/DragonBallFighterZ'':
303	** After spending [[HumiliationConga the entire video getting his ass handed to him]] Pat ''finally'' gets a victory against Woolie at the end of the video. The salt has to be seen to be believed.
304	-->'''(Pat beats Woolie)'''\
305	'''Pat:''' YES!! ''Oh god, finally!!'' '''(Groans audibly)'''\
306	'''Woolie:''' You alright?\
307	'''Pat:''' '''''NO!!'''''\
308	'''Woolie:''' '''(Laughs)''' Good job!\
309	'''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]'''\
310	'''Pat:''' ''I swear to god, even if 10 years from now you're like "you know I let you win on that", I am gonna '' '''''STAB YOU!!''''' You will get ''STABBED!!''
311	* ''[[VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry Umineko]]: Golden Fantasia'':
312	** Throughout the video, the Zaibatsu, particularly Pat, gets increasingly annoyed at the game's almost constant noise from its characters.
313	-->'''(During a match with two particularly vocal characters with high pitched voices)'''\
314	'''Pat:''' Oh my '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GOD!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!]]'''''
315	* ''VideoGame/ToughGuy''
316	** Pat and Woolie discovering new tech half way through a fight, screaming mind games every time they catch and throw the other mid attack.
317	** When they unlock the bonus characters, Matt enthusiastically announces "I see my guy!" and picks an [[https://youtu.be/QpIjFaQeMO4?t=25m15s Italian named Wacker]] because he looks like a Terminator in his portrait art. Then it turns out that his character sprite is wearing a Nazi armband, which slightly upsets Matt but not enough to pick another guy. When Matt confirms his choice, Wacker snaps to attention and does the Nazi salute, revealing that he is more or less sprite Hitler.
318	-->'''Matt:''' This is not my guy! I'm having no part in this!
319	** And just to make it worse the first special move Matt does is throwing a ''giant flaming swastika'' at the other character. Everyone starts [[LaughingMad howling with laughter]].
320	--->'''Matt:''' ''[[BigNo AH NOOO!!]] OH, GOD NO!!''\
321	'''Woolie:''' '''''[[BigYes YEEEES!!]]''''' '''YES, FIGHTING GAMES,''' '''''YES!!'''''\
322	'''(Later in the match)''' \
323	'''Matt:''' Never has nothing been called worse than "That's my guy! That's my guy!" and he's ''throwing around swastikas!''
324	** With the first two unlocked boss characters (German [[KiManipulation Ubermensch]] [[BigBad Cula]] and the aforementioned [[CaptainErsatz "Italian Hitler"]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Wac]][[{{Cyborg}} ker]]) setting a clear trend, the Best Friends wonder who the third boss fighter is, if it's not Japan. When it turns out to be a wholesome-looking Nepalese mountain man, they are baffled by the implications.
325	--->'''Pat:''' ''Nepal'' is part of the Axis of Evil now?\
326	'''Woolie:''' [[VideogameHistoricalRevisionism Maybe Japan is just rewriting history?]]
327	* ''VideoGame/CruzBrothers''
328	** At first, this 2D fighting game looks like a {{UsefulNotes/Shovelware}} boxing/MMA-style game, but quickly proves to be [[CoversAlwaysLie anything but.]] The characters all have absurd and over-the-top super moves, such as a biker-gang enforcer with a [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Dante-style pistol shooting juggle]] and a Naval captain with a [[Videogame/FatalFury a blueish purple-colored Power Dunk]]. Most of these supers either snap across the stage, are completely unblockable or are simply [[GameBreaker both]], leaving any competitive balance sacrificed for absurd levels of RuleOfCool and the Best Friends in stunned hysterics.
329	-->'''Matt:''' I fuckin' love video games.
330	** You can see the ''exact'' moment they fall in love with this game when Woolie picks Kobe Kent, seemingly a simple scuba-diving enthusiast of the Seals Boxing Association, and they see what ''his'' super is: [[spoiler: ''It's a'' ''[[Franchise/DragonBall Kamehameha style]]'' ''energy blast.'']] It, and the Zaibatsu's ''elated reactions'' to it, have to be seen to be believed.
331	--->'''Matt:''' ''(As Woolie cackles in the background)'' '''''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAA-?!]]'''''\
332	''(All three peel off into screaming laughter)''\
333	'''Pat:''' Oh ''maaan''...!\
334	''(Woolie coughing in the background)''\
335	'''Matt:''' Was that your ''super?!''\
336	'''Woolie:''' ''It sure'' '''''was!'''''
337	** Just to show how much of a MoodWhiplash the game is, the intro has the music from Friday Night Fisticuffs plays...''with the video footage from both Saturday Morning Scrublords and Friday Night Fisticuffs''.
338	* ''Evening Chaos''
339	** Things get off to a strong start when Woolie decides to introduce the guys to the first bit of the titular chaos.
340	-->'''Woolie''': Pat, I want you to navigate. Let's got and take a look at the options.\
341	'''Pat''': Wh-- shut up! ''[Woolie cackles]'' Why!? ''Why!?''\
342	''[after fumbling with controllers, Matt gives it a spin]''\
343	'''Matt''': Why!? ''[Woolie cackles again]'' Why is it reversed!? Down is up, black is white!\
344	'''Woolie''': Inverted menu.
345	** ...and then they actually try playing.
346	-->'''Matt''': ''[confused]'' Wait, what? [[SuddenlyShouting DOWN JUMPS!? DOWN JUMPS!?]]\
347	...\
348	'''Pat''': Fuck, I have so many decades of muscle memory fighting me right now.
349	** Pat initially thinks the controls are completely inverted, only to realize it was done even ''less'' sensibly than that.
350	* ''Arena Gods''
351	** Arena Gods has a unique mechanic in that the open sides of the Top-Down arena loop into opposite side; i.e anything going through the right side of the screen will come out of the left side of the screen, and vice versa. The Zaibatsu are introduced to this mechanic in typical Super Best Friends fashion: with Woolie attempting to throw his helmet at Pat, missing him, it passing through the bottom path, coming out the top at the same angle, going through the right side, coming out the left, and because of these shenanigans, [[EpicFail Woolie somehow manages to clock himself with his own helmet.]] This results in the Best Friends bursting out into laughter.
352	--->'''Woolie:''' I see...I see.
353	*** And then ''immediately after'' Pat throws a trident at Woolie, it misses, comes out the other side of the screen, and comes ''this close'' to killing himself with his own trident, but then it bends, and actually kills Woolie on the loop back.
354	---->'''Pat:''' I didn't d-, I didn't ge-, ''I didn't control that!! That was automatic!!''\
355	'''Woolie:''' Alright, alright! That's- oookay, hold on.\
356	'''Matt:''' That's a kill!\
357	'''Woolie:''' That's gonna take a second...to process.
358	* ''The Risers''
359	** ''Somehow'', the controls were so screwed up that it caused player 1's movement controls move player two and player two's attack buttons to attack with player 1 and vice versa....
360	---> '''Matt''': This is how we're gonna roll.
361	*** Matt and Pat figure out how to play despite the controls... ''by not attacking each other.''
362	** Because of the game's muddled graphics, its attempts at {{Gorn}} look absurd. The "damage" effects to character models make them look like they're covered in red leopard print, and the sprays of blood and skin look so blocky that the guys at first think their characters are exploding into fountains of hamburger patties and buns.
363	* ''Soulcalibur VI'': They decide to conclude the session with a fight between created characters, and browse the online selection for two they deem worthy. On their first run-through, they get VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe as their first option, and they choose it without a second thought. Their second competitor takes a little longer to find, but they're ecstatic when they come across [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]].
364	* ''Line-Kill Spirits''
365	** On the long-awaited release week of VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate, they instead play a doujin fighting game where the only way to deal red health damage is by [[PantyShot taking pictures of the opponent's panties]]. They joke about this replacing Smash's World of Light adventure mode.
366	---> '''Matt''': Kirby's real low to the ground, he'd be good at it.
367	*** It doesn't help that the game runs very poorly.
368	*** Not even ten minutes in, they all start singing the Smash Ultimate theme song as a coping mechanism.
369	** The Best Friends argue whether or not posting videos like this one are the reason Youtube channels they brought up are more popular than their own.
370	---> '''Matt''' : We only have ourselves to blame!
371	** In a [[HarsherInHindsight slightly morbid fashion]], a now-deleted comment on the video predicted what would happen the next week, with an appropriate edit after the fact, paraphrasing:

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