Line #7 Funny/ToxicCrusaders


1	* The DVD set for ''Toxic Crusaders'' features an introduction from "[[Creator/LloydKaufman Uncle Lloydie]]" that quicky devolves into a hilarious rant about how the "Devil-Worshipping International Media Conglomerates" stopped ''Toxic Crusaders'' from being able to be syndicated and [[MerchandiseDriven shill its merch]].
2	* In general, there's also Psycho's [[MinionWithAnFInEvil complete inability to give a shit]] spurred on by his boss Killemoff's constant ignoring of [[CassandraTruth his predictions]].
3	* "The Making of Toxie"
4	** Before turning into Toxie, Melvin mutates into a ''female'' schoolteacher and a movie producer. [[FauxHorrific The punks bullying him are horrified]].
5	** When it looks like Yvonne is horrified by Toxie's appearance, Toxie states that he should have known that a beautiful and intelligent woman like her would never fall for him. Yvonne states that she does love him, it's just his hideous tie that scared her. Toxie then remarks "[[VerbalBackspace Okay, so she's just beautiful]]."
6	* "This Spud's for You"
7	** Dr. Bender's 81st attempt at creating a formula that would cause people to become [[RapidAging nearsighted and forgetful old people]] is tested on a rat, who instead gains a leather jacket, a black pompadour, and grunts like Elvis Presley.
8	** Mayor Max Grody objects to Dr. Killemoff's plan, pointing out that he's messing with what children really like to eat. He calls his concerns off after Dr. Killemoff offers to give him a considerable portion of the profits, remarking that he hates kids anyway.
9	** Toxie's mom brags about her new job, having already sold five vacuum cleaners door-to-door. When Toxie asks how she pulls it off:
10	-->'''Toxie's Mom:''' It's easy! I just get it inside the house and say it's so heavy I'll have a heart attack if I try to take it back outside."
11	* "Club Fred"
12	** Mayor Grody tries to bribe Toxie's mother with his own half-eaten jelly donut. Needless to say, it does jack and she simply squashes the donut in his hand while insisting that she'd never be ''that'' hungry.
13	-->'''Grody:''' You'll pay for that! [[PokeThePoodle Even if I didn't]].
14	** During the big battle near the end of the episode, Junkyard yells "I need a tree!" He then [[AsideGlance turns to the audience]] and says "No, it's not [[UrineTrouble what you're thinking]]!"
15	* "Toxie Ties the Knot"
16	** Bonehead gives a good snark when he and Psycho are dragged into assisting Gerba on a shopping spree and Gerba expresses interest in buying lingerie.
17	-->'''Gerba''': I wonder if it comes in blue.
18	-->'''Bonehead''': I wonder if it comes in ''blimp''!
19	** Dr. Bender and Fender's squabble over whether they're taking Yvonne to see ''Parameciums on Parade'' or ''Attack of the Zombie Surfers''.
20	* "The Snail Must Go Through"
21	** This exchange between Dr. Bender and Fender during yet another fight against Dr. Killemoff's Radiation Rangers, when they see them come out in droves from a car.
22	-->'''Fender''': I think I saw this in a circus.
23	-->'''Dr. Bender''': I think I saw ''you'' in a circus.
24	** When Dr. Killemoff says "You'll pay for this" to Bonehead, Bonehead [[ExactWords starts actually giving him money to pay for how he's disappointed his boss]]. Even funnier, Bonehead infers that this has happened before.
25	** Toxie apologizing to the audience for [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Yvonne's singing shattering their TV set]].
26	* "Nab That Toxie Cab"
27	** Nozone sneezes at Mayor Grody with enough force that his clothes are blown off and he's left in his underwear.
28	-->'''Grody''': You haven't heard the end of this, and you haven't seen the end of me!
29	-->'''Fender''': Yes we have, dude, and it is not a pretty sight!

Context Funny / ToxicCrusaders