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| 5 | '''Cinemadonna'''\ |
| 6 | [[Funny/ToddInTheShadowsSpecials Specials]] |
| 7 | |
| 8 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | [[folder:Desperately Seeking Susan]] |
| 11 | * Todd disgustingly says that Creator/AidanQuinn's character, Dez, [[DullSurprise speaks with the energy of roadkill.]] |
| 12 | -->'''Roberta:''' Is he tall? ...I mean, Jim.\ |
| 13 | '''Dez:''' He's about medium.\ |
| 14 | '''Roberta:''' ''(Beat)'' Is he sorta thin?\ |
| 15 | '''Dez:''' ''(Takes a swig)'' Sort of, sort of... my build.\ |
| 16 | ''(Todd takes a very angry deep breath with his head in his hands)'' |
| 17 | ** "OH MY GOD, it's so... SLOW. I feel like I'm watching one of those "Drunk Creator/JeffGoldblum" videos. Like, seriously, it's so slow, you half-expect Creator/StevenWright to show up." ''([[JokeandReceive The video cuts to a certain languid comedian in a small supporting role]]; Todd takes another angry breath)'' |
| 18 | * Also, Todd remarking that EasyAmnesia must happen to Roberta all the time after she hits her head a second time and "un-amnesias". |
| 19 | --> Bonk! Who am I? Bonk! Oh, right. Bonk! ''Who am I?'' |
| 20 | ** And then when the bad guy tries to break into her dressing room, Roberta whacks him over the head with a vase and Todd says that now he thinks he's Susan. |
| 21 | * Todd pauses his summary of the plot to freeze frame the back of Madonna's jacket, showing a pyramid with an "all-seeing eye" on top. An air raid siren blares as a flashing red "ILLUMINATI" appears on the screen. |
| 22 | ** Additionally, [[HypocriticalHumor this joke occurs only about fifteen seconds after he accuses Roberta of possibly being schizophrenic for noticing patterns in the newspaper personal ads]]. |
| 23 | * The brief comparison between the movie and ''{{Film/Clue}}'' - both deal with an absurd, convoluted plot, but one takes the opportunity to mine it for screwball laughs, whereas the other is only hilarious in how straight-faced and dull it is (see above). |
| 24 | * Todd points out how Roberta[[note]]"a bored, sad, meek little housewife who lives vicariously through reading other people's personal ads and wishing she were them"[[/note]] is essentially [[Series/BreakingBad Marie Schrader]]. |
| 25 | -->'''Todd''': She-she's probably not far away from shoplifting and stealing spoons. |
| 26 | [[/folder]] |
| 27 | |
| 28 | [[folder: Shanghai Surprise]] |
| 29 | * "''Film/ShanghaiSurprise'' was the ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' of 1986. A star vehicle for a [[WolverinePublicity ludicrously overexposed]] celebrity couple that the public rejected en masse. The couple in this case was Madonna and her then-husband, Creator/SeanPenn, who was in the middle of the... ''([[http://i.imgur.com/ZpffGH7.jpg photo]] of Sean Penn angrily slugging a paparazzo)'' [[AxCrazy 'violent psychopath']] phase of his life." |
| 30 | * When the MacGuffin is shown as being confiscated from Walter Faraday (played by Paul Freeman), Todd makes this ActorAllusion... |
| 31 | -->'''Todd''': [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Well, you see there is nothing]] ''[[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk you]]'' [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk possess that]] ''[[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk I]]'' [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk cannot take away!]] [[IronicEcho How do you like it, jerk?]] |
| 32 | * Saying that Sean Penn's character teaches a pitch that's "better than the fastball, the curveball or the screwball, it's the [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly animated greenscreen ball."]] |
| 33 | * The "Lost Franchise/JamesBond villain" who Todd dubbed Mr. No Hands has large porcelain hands that are so fake-and-cartoony-looking that they reach {{Narm}} levels, especially when he uses them to mildly crush Sean Penn's hand. |
| 34 | -->'''Todd''': ''[[Film/{{Goldfinger}} No Haaaands! He's the man]]''... who's got giant stupid porcelain prosthetic hands that look hysterical in every scene. He could at least put some gloves on those things, Jesus. |
| 35 | * The above villain's hands being blown off twice, [[SoundtrackDissonance with Todd dubbing the]] ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' [[SoundtrackDissonance theme over both scenes.]] |
| 36 | * Todd's comments on the IKEAErotica sex scene. |
| 37 | -->'''Todd''': And another thing, how is him getting laid gonna make him feel obligated? Maybe she really is new to this sex thing. Because, as ancient Chinese proverbs say, "Why buy cow when milk free?" |
| 38 | * The UnfortunateImplications-laden score, ironically by Music/GeorgeHarrison[[note]]As Todd comments on a photo of him and Music/RaviShankar, he was "famously into Eastern culture, but apparently, not THAT far to the east".[[/note]], and the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Chopsticks scene.]] |
| 39 | -->'''NO CONTEXT. Just Enjoy.''' |
| 40 | -->'''Todd''': Just to be clear, you're not watching an episode of ''Series/FraggleRock''. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This is an actual A-list theatrical movie.]] |
| 41 | * "Anyway, it climaxes with all the characters in one spot trying to get the opium. Or the-the Jewels. The launch codes, I dunno whatever the MacGuffin is right now." |
| 42 | * "But yeah, they lived HappilyEverAfter, or at least they will until Sean [[SanitySlippage loses his goddamn mind.]]" |
| 43 | [[/folder]] |
| 44 | |
| 45 | [[folder:A Certain Sacrifice]] |
| 46 | * "Now, ''A Certain Sacrifice'' is, in its own way, a message movie. That message is "Gosh, making a movie is WAY harder than we thought!"" |
| 47 | * Todd highlights the fact that the main character David aka "Dashiell" is basically just [[{{Wangst}} a whiny stereotypical middle class white boy]]. |
| 48 | -->'''David''' (after being told to rake leaves):"Same old stuff all the time...always a slave to this family". |
| 49 | -->'''Todd''': "In another era, he would have been able to soothe his pain with Music/LinkinPark songs, but back then poor David had no escape." |
| 50 | * Todd's description of the film's slapdash soundtrack as "a bad Music/JoyDivision impression on a dying Casio," punctuated by the film's immensely off-key and atonal rendition of "Pomp and Circumstance". |
| 51 | * Dubbing over the "assault" of Bruna by her sex slaves with ''[[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Don't Dream It, Be It]]" to emphasize how confusing it is. |
| 52 | * Trying vainly to shout over the wind, ultimately declaring that the movie has even worse sound mixing than ''Film/{{Birdemic}}''. |
| 53 | ** A little later, when the antagonist Raymond Hall first appears. |
| 54 | -->'''Todd''': God, I bet he's really obnoxious... '''''not that I can tell!''''' (the video cuts to clip of Raymond Hall talking, overdubbed by the teacher from ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'') |
| 55 | * "Oh, baby, let's walk in some garbage! That'll cheer you up - you love garbage!" |
| 56 | * His bewilderment over the film taking a rather abrupt turn towards the satanic near the end: |
| 57 | --->'''Todd''': [[FlatWhat What.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis The.]] [[PrecisionFStrike Shit.]] |
| 58 | * His description of the "creepy" song that plays over the sacrifice eventually turns into [[ShoutOut his own take]] on the Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E04Werewolf "Werewolf" credits song]] |
| 59 | -->[[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas This is Halloween, this is Halloween, making Christmas, making Christmas]]\ |
| 60 | [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Oompa Loompa, doopity doo! I've got another puzzle for you]]\ |
| 61 | [[Music/{{Cher}} Gypsies, tramps and thieves, we heard it from the people of the town]], [[Music/FleetwoodMac TUSK!]]\ |
| 62 | [[Literature/TheThreeLittlePigs Little pig, little pig, let me in!]] [[Music/GreenJelly Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!]]\ |
| 63 | [[Music/BlackSabbath Has he lost his mind? Can he see, or is he blind?]]\ |
| 64 | [[Literature/TreasureIsland Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!]]\ |
| 65 | [[Music/DrDre La-di-da-di-da,]] [[Music/SnoopDogg It's the motherfuckin' D-O-Double-G, Snoop Dogg]], TUSK!\ |
| 66 | [[ChristmasSongs Good King Wenceslas looked down on the Feast of Stephen]]\ |
| 67 | [[Music/{{Metallica}} Hey! Hey! I'm your life! I'm the one who takes you there!]]\ |
| 68 | [[Music/{{Weezer}} BEVERLY HILLS!!]] - [[{{Motormouth}} Ohmygod]] [[LeaveTheCameraRunning thisscenesstillgoing]] - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO - oh God Why won't this scene end?! |
| 69 | * He also says that the song sounds like the theme to a children's horror film. |
| 70 | * Todd claims he's heard the movie be called a student film. |
| 71 | -->'''Todd''': Student of what, I don't know, but certainly not film. |
| 72 | [[/folder]] |
| 73 | |
| 74 | [[folder:Who's That Girl?]] |
| 75 | * "Let me tell ya, one of the joys of perusing my way through the Madonna filmography is that all her movies seem to be bad in completely different ways. And ''Film/WhosThatGirl'' adds another flavor to the rainbow of badness, '''obnoxious'''!!" |
| 76 | ** As for the three movies reviewed prior... |
| 77 | *** ''Film/DesperatelySeekingSusan'': BORING |
| 78 | *** ''Film/ShanghaiSurprise'': STUPID |
| 79 | *** A Certain Sacrifice: error:0x1a2434 Movie Not Found |
| 80 | * ''[imitating Madonna's high-pitched New York accent]'' [[Film/SinginInTheRain "What's wrawng wit da way she tawks?!?"]] |
| 81 | * What Todd has to say about the {{Undercrank}} scene: |
| 82 | -->'''Todd''': "Huh huh huh. sped-up footage to indicate comical speed has been funny a grand total of '''[[TakeThat zero times in history]]''', but I think finally we'll get it right this time." |
| 83 | * Todd's take on this scene: |
| 84 | -->'''Todd''': All of this wouldn't matter [[RuleOfFunny if the film was funny,]] but, it's not. |
| 85 | -->'''[[Music/{{Madonna}} Nikki]]''': "Knock knock." |
| 86 | -->'''Lawyer''': "Who's there?" |
| 87 | -->'''Nikki''': "Boo." |
| 88 | -->'''Lawyer''': "[[{{Pun}} Boo hoo?]]" |
| 89 | -->'''Nikki''': "Don't cry, we'll take the apartment!" |
| 90 | -->'''Todd''': (Sitting there unamused while ChirpingCrickets are in the background.) Yeah. |
| 91 | * ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive The Blatantly Gay Duo.]]'' |
| 92 | * [[BigWhat Todd's reaction to the upstairs jungle scene]]. |
| 93 | * |
| 94 | --> '''Todd:''' And they end up together, or at least until she inevitably leaves him, [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn puts on a clown outfit and falls in love with]] ComicBook/TheJoker.[[note]]What makes this additionally funny is that it also serves as an allusion to that Madonna was at one point considered for the role of Harley Quinn in a sequel to ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''.[[/note]] |
| 95 | [[/folder]] |
| 96 | |
| 97 | [[folder: Bloodhounds of Broadway]] |
| 98 | * This movie's flavor of badness: POINTLESS |
| 99 | * Todd already knew Prohibition America was a WretchedHive of gangsters, but the MadScientist who chases people down with a cleaver is a new one for him. |
| 100 | * Todd's incredulity that Madonna, one of the most beautiful people of cinema and music, would sign on to a film where her character would be named "Horty" and be paired with Creator/RandyQuaid. |
| 101 | * During the scene where Julie Hagerty's parrot is shot, it's inevitably followed up with... |
| 102 | -->'''Creator/JohnCleese''': [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!]] |
| 103 | * The movie ends with a narration that leaves the story on a HappilyEverAfter note. Given that the film takes place on New Year's Eve of 1928, Todd makes an addition: |
| 104 | -->'''They've been living in hobo villages since [[TheGreatDepression the Depression happened]], but at least they've got each other!''' |
| 105 | [[/folder]] |
| 106 | |
| 107 | [[folder: Dick Tracy]] |
| 108 | * The way he describes the movie: ''ComicBook/SinCity''... but for kids. |
| 109 | * His impression of Music/DannyElfman writing the film's score, by just making a couple minor adjustments to his ''Film/{{Batman|1989}}'' score. |
| 110 | * His old-timey radio announcer voice describing Dick Tracy's dull introduction. |
| 111 | --> '''Todd''': "Thrill! As fearless crime-fighter Dick Tracy skips out on a date, looks at a thing, then makes it back at the theater in time for the third act! Non-stop action, viewers!" |
| 112 | * Creator/AlPacino is such a LargeHam in the film that Todd tries to trick us into thinking the character originally had no lines. "Well, it wouldn't surprise me." |
| 113 | * When Tracy falls for the impossibly obvious kidnapping scheme, he plays the requisite [[Series/SaturdayNightLive "Land Shark"]] clip. |
| 114 | * His outrage at the AssPull of the mysterious faceless goon who goes through a HeelFaceRevolvingDoor throughout the film being Madonna. |
| 115 | ** Immediately followed by puking at [[SweetnessAversion The Kid naming himself Dick Tracy Jr]]. |
| 116 | * Todd admits that the film ''is'' one of the better films in Madonna's filmography... in that it [[DamnedByFaintPraise only stinks rather than sucks.]] |
| 117 | [[/folder]] |
| 118 | |
| 119 | [[folder:Truth Or Dare]] |
| 120 | * Todd yet again falls into the trap of blaming the performer's immaturity on being a performer from such a young age, only to learn that Madonna was 32 at the time. Followed by a clip of her reciting a poem about farting. |
| 121 | ** Among the many clips of Madonna being mean is her playing nice with a ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves''-era Creator/KevinCostner as he wishes her luck, then turning her back and making a "gag me" gesture once he's left. In her defense, Todd admits, "Costner's mullet ''was'' pretty gag-worthy". |
| 122 | * After getting worked up over MoralGuardians trying to have Madonna arrested before one of her shows, he plays a clip of the show in question, where she does a full-blown masturbation routine. This forces him to admit their outrage wasn't exactly over ''nothing''. |
| 123 | * "At a hometown show in Detroit, her dad attends, which understandably makes her very, ''very'' nervous. I call this segment 'Papa Don't Watch'." |
| 124 | [[/folder]] |
| 125 | |
| 126 | [[folder:A League of Their Own]] |
| 127 | * Noting that the umpire really does look like "a penis with a little hat on," and wondering what exactly that casting call was like. |
| 128 | [[/folder]] |
| 129 | |
| 130 | [[folder:Body Of Evidence]] |
| 131 | * He notes that Madonna's book of naked pictures is called ''Sex,'' "because [[{{Pun}} why beat around the bush?]]" |
| 132 | * He notes that one aspect of where the film is a disaster where ''Film/BasicInstinct'' (which he doesn't exactly hold in high regard either) is just kind of bad is trading [[Creator/MichaelDouglas Michael]] [[HandsomeLech Douglas]] for [[Creator/WillemDafoe Willem]] [[KavorkaMan Dafoe]], as Dafoe has been typecast as psychopathic villains (as Todd demonstrates with pictures from ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl'', ''Film/SpiderMan1'' and ''Film/ShadowOfTheVampire'') and doesn't have the good looks to warrant interest in seeing him have sex, zooming in on his face with PsychoStrings. Todd even mentions that [[Film/{{Antichrist}} the one other movie]] he saw Dafoe have sex in, [[GroinAttack he had his testicles crushed.]] |
| 133 | * Todd's mocking of the court scenes in the movie |
| 134 | ** "Alright then, Miss Carlson. Why did you end your relationship with him, unless you realized you'd been thwarted in your scheme...[[SuddenlyShouting TO FUCK HIM TO DEATH!]] You intended to commit slutty murder, didn't you, Miss Carlson? Answer the question! Are you or are you not a murder slut?! Why did you break up with him?!" |
| 135 | * When showing a hammy performance from Creator/JulianneMoore, an arrow slowly drops into frame and points at her, saying [[CaptionHumor "Oscar Winner."]] |
| 136 | * Noting that the film is so incompetent, it actually manages to make it unclear why a guy would want to have sex with Madonna. |
| 137 | * Even after pointing out some obvious FridgeLogic, Todd knows the movie can’t acknowledge it because “then there would be no ''sseexxxxxx'' involved. And no one [[ExcusePlot would watch this if it didn’t revolve around]] ''sseeexxxxxx.''” |
| 138 | * "But it should be pointed out that she made two movies that year. One of them, she pre-emptively trashed as a total failure. [[FromBadToWorse And it wasn't the one you just watched.]] [[TemptingFate How bad does a movie have to be that Madonna intentionally sabotages it herself?]]" At which point he shows a snippet of Creator/JamesRusso from the trailer. He's pretty much incomprehensible. |
| 139 | [[/folder]] |
| 140 | |
| 141 | [[folder:Dangerous Game]] |
| 142 | * This movie's particular flavor of bad: SELF-INDULGENT PRETENTIOUS CRAP |
| 143 | * After mentioning Creator/AbelFerrara's previous hit movie ''Film/BadLieutenant'', Todd refers to this movie as ''Bad Director''. He also admits that while ''Bad Lieutenant'' isn't a comedy, it's actually ''really'' similar to ''Film/BadSanta''. |
| 144 | * When the in-universe male lead shows a video of the female lead having sex, Todd starts to riff on the editing and choice of music before realizing he's mocking a ShowWithinAShow Within A Show. |
| 145 | * "The [[ShowWithinAShow movie-within-a-movie]] looks like the better movie." (The video cuts to a clip of the director saying "Can't get satisfaction? That's when you pee on the floor", followed by the male lead doing just that) "...Okay, I'm not saying it looks like a ''great'' movie." |
| 146 | * Pretty much everything involving Creator/JamesRusso's, um, [[LargeHam memorable]] performance as the male lead in the ShowWithinAShow. It gets to the point where his overdramatic howling of '''''"[[ChewingTheScenery I NEED THESE THINGS!!!!!]]"''''' becomes a little RunningGag. |
| 147 | -->'''Todd:''' Frank, Frank, about your performance. [[SarcasmMode I worry that you're playing this role a little too restrained. Don't be afraid to show some emotion to the camera.]] |
| 148 | * [[TheStinger At the very end of the video]], we get one more clip of '''''"I NEED THESE THINGS!!!!!"''''', immediately followed by "[[Film/TheRoom2003 YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!]]" |
| 149 | [[/folder]] |
| 150 | |
| 151 | [[folder:Evita]] |
| 152 | * Todd's initial photo of Juan Domingo Perón is instead of [[UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup Lionel Messi]]. |
| 153 | * He doesn't get how seriously we're supposed to take Eva, considering she seemed to be famous for being famous. "Like Kim Kardashian, except she somehow became a country's first lady, which is, of course, ridicul-" ''(smash cut to [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye 2020]])'' |
| 154 | * He starts out pretending to be a huge theater nerd and fan of the musical, before deliberately making mistakes sure to make any actual theater nerd's eye twitch, such as claiming that ''Evita'' is his favorite Music/StephenSondheim play after ''Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof''. |
| 155 | * "And then she dies. Evita gets a romantically tragic disease and dies young, which I suppose makes a better story than getting old and desperately trying to stay relevant in embarrassing ways." ''[Cue "Bitch I'm Madonna"]'' |
| 156 | [[/folder]] |
| 157 | |
| 158 | [[folder:The Next Best Thing]] |
| 159 | * Todd expresses bafflement at how bad a "frothy family drama" about a woman and her gay friend raising the child they'd conceived together could possibly be ("it's not like it's a Joel Schumacher movie or anything, it doesn't have a Jar Jar Binks, [and] it wasn't based off the works of L. Ron Hubbard"). After the Cinemadonna intro, it cuts back to Todd, now having ''seen'' the movie, [[TemptingFate blearily slumped across his piano like he's suffering a hangover]]. |
| 160 | -->'''Todd:''' ''[groans]'' ...This one took a lot out of me. |
| 161 | * Todd describing how almost every artistic decision is wrong, even criticizing [[AllLowercaseLetters the font of the opening credits]]. |
| 162 | * Todd's initial assessment of the film's lead characters: |
| 163 | -->'''Todd:''' Madonna is a yoga instructor, her gay best friend Creator/RupertEverett is a gardener; [[FriendsRentControl they will both live far more lavish lifestyles than those jobs would imply]], but ignore that. |
| 164 | * Todd notes the appearance of Creator/NeilPatrickHarris in a small supporting role (playing a gay character years before Harris would come out himself, no less), and speculates that Neil was biding his time and plotting a coup to overthrow Everett, who was then America's current gay friend. |
| 165 | * The film's plot contrivances become so baffling that Todd asks if this is actually a Creator/TommyWiseau movie. He then shows Everett shouting "You betrayed me!" in a manner not unlike ''Film/TheRoom2003'''s "Everybody betray me, I'm fed up with this world." |
| 166 | * Among the examples of institutional homophobia he wound up contemplating thanks to the film's plot, Todd cites how openly gay actors like Everett are denied chances to appear in better movies, and "have to be in this turd instead". |
| 167 | [[/folder]] |
| 168 | |
| 169 | [[folder: Swept Away]] |
| 170 | * Todd shows [[http://s1025.photobucket.com/user/groobimubi/media/dirLinaWertmuller.gif.html a photo]] of Lina Wertmüller, the director of the original and talks about how she looks "exactly like how you'd imagine a female Italian director from the 1970s" to look. |
| 171 | * Todd ultimately declares this film's romance the winner of the rare ''[[AvertedTrope Legitimately Not]] [[MemeticMutation a Better Love Story than]] [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'' award. |
| 172 | * His slack-jawed shock at just how faithful the film is to the original, AttemptedRape scene and all. |
| 173 | [[/folder]] |
| 174 | |
| 175 | [[folder: Die Another Day (And Other Cameos)]] |
| 176 | * While covering ''Film/VisionQuest'', Todd's reaction to Michael Schoeffling's character Kuch claiming to be half-Native American. |
| 177 | -->'''Kuch''': You're on a [[TitleDrop vision quest]], man! You're trying to find your place in the circle! You knew I was half Indian, huh? |
| 178 | -->'''Todd''': ...Yeah, sure ya are, pal. |
| 179 | -->'''Kuch''': (after being told he'll be the "first Indian president") Sure man, except for one thing: I ain't no fuckin' Indian! That's just shit I made up in my head! |
| 180 | -->'''Todd''': This was ''not'' the most shocking plot twist in movie history. |
| 181 | * Todd's impression of Madonna's composition process for "Gambler": |
| 182 | -->'''Todd as director''': Hey Madonna, this scene is a little longer than we realized, we need another song to fill it out right now. Like right now. Well I don't know, just make something up. Doesn't have to be good. Just go, go go go. |
| 183 | * On ''Film/ShadowsAndFog'': |
| 184 | ** Todd declares that Creator/JohnMalkovich being cast as a clown is "the greatest casting of all time", given Malkovich's [[PunctuatedForEmphasis signature delivery style]]. |
| 185 | --->'''Todd''': (as Malkovich) ''They weren't laughing. At my jokes. I was hilarious. I pulled. A rubber chicken. Out of my comically oversized pants.'' |
| 186 | ** Todd's [[HilariousInHindsight comments]] about Malkovich's infidelity towards Creator/MiaFarrow and her and Creator/WoodyAllen adopting a daughter together at the end. |
| 187 | * His reaction to Madonna's cameo in ''Blue in the Face'' as a "singing telegram girl". |
| 188 | --> "Well, that was pointless. Hey [[Creator/HarveyKeitel Harvey]], [[CallBack remember when you screamed at her for ten solid minutes in]] ''Film/DangerousGame''? Good times. |
| 189 | * "Oh, and, yes, Madonna sings the theme to ''Film/DieAnotherDay'', so naturally, she gets a cameo -- just like ''Film/{{Thunderball}}'', where Sean Connery fought a seven-foot-tall robot Music/TomJones." |
| 190 | * On ''Film/ArthurAndTheInvisibles'' |
| 191 | ** [[FillingTheSilence "BREATHE! STOP TO BREATHE, GODDAMNIT!"]] |
| 192 | ** Todd wraps up his coverage of the film by showing a clip of the characters fighting on top of a record player. When the song changes to [[Music/ChuckBerry "You Never Can Tell"]] and Selenia starts dancing like Creator/UmaThurman in ''Film/PulpFiction'', Todd just says "Fuck this movie!" and moves on to the next one. |
| 193 | * He ends by admitting that yes, this was just an excuse to put off having to deal with [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Madonna's directing career]] a bit longer. |
| 194 | [[/folder]] |
| 195 | |
| 196 | [[folder: Filth and Wisdom]] |
| 197 | * Since the film co-stars Eugene Hutz, the lead singer of Music/GogolBordello, he gives his summary to the tune of one of their songs. |
| 198 | -->'''Todd''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4 STOP MAKING MOVIES, MAKING MOVIES... BADADADADAAAAH!!]] |
| 199 | [[/folder]] |
| 200 | |
| 201 | [[folder: W.E.]] |
| 202 | * Todd recognizing [[Creator/NatalieDormer a familiar face]] playing the Queen Mother: |
| 203 | -->Yeah, she's just this nasty, back-biting snob who - what! WHAT?! ''[[Series/GameOfThrones MARGAERY]]?'' What! |
| 204 | * Todd's criticism of the direction of the film. |
| 205 | --> [[MundaneMadeAwesome "We're going around a tree!]] [[SarcasmMode Whee!"]] |
| 206 | ** His reaction to seeing Prince Edward spiking everybody's drinks at a party, [[AnachronisticSoundtrack set to]] "Pretty Vacant" by Music/SexPistols. |
| 207 | --> "What the blazing goddamn is going on?!" |
| 208 | [[/folder]] |
| 209 | |
| 210 | [[folder: I'm Going to Tell You a Secret]] |
| 211 | * Todd reacts to the stutter-shot, Book of Revelation-quoting opening by putting it to a more appropriate backing track: [[Music/NineInchNails "Closer"]]. |
| 212 | * When "American Life" starts playing, Todd is understandably disturbed, [[FromBadToWorse because this made him remember]] ''[[FromBadToWorse what]]'' [[FromBadToWorse this tour was about]]: |
| 213 | -->'''Todd''': Aww! God, I'm just remembering that this movie came out in the wake of one of Madonna's ''worst albums''! Oh, God, it's [[Music/AmericanLife the one where she tried to make, like, social commentary]] and-- ''Oh, God, oh, God, this is the song where she raps!'' |
| 214 | * "Why were you and Creator/GuyRitchie a thing?!" |
| 215 | * After the tour ends, Todd was getting ready to wrap up when we suddenly follow Madonna to the Holy Land. He grows impatient, and just ''loses it'' when they cross out "The End" and write "The Beginning". |
| 216 | --> "Ending your plea for peace by singing "[[Music/JohnLennon Imagine]]" is like having "[[Music/GreenDay Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)]]" as your graduation theme. It just shouldn't happen anymore." |
| 217 | [[/folder]] |
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