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3	* The combat historians are often sources of very funny helpings of [[LargeHam ham]].
4	** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBYLAt_IUQ&feature=related (From the battle of Telamon)]]: '''"HEY LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY BIG BARBARIAN PENIS! I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!!!"'''
5	** From the Battle of Troy, Aryeh Nusbacher falls to his knees while watching from the railing, ''begging'' for the generals to take command. "''Don't ask him ask a question! Tell him what to do! Please! Tell him what to do! '''Please! Tell him! What! To do!'''''"
6	* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEw7qlIRPrI A reconnaissance mission with 8 Hunnic scouts degenerates into a ancient Roman Benny Hill sketch.]]
7	* From the Battle of Stamford Bridge, the Eagers kids had some hilarious moments:
8	-->"But ''Muuuuum'', I'm fighting Berserkers!"
9	-->"They're not exactly Marilyn Monroe, are they?"
10	* The team of vicars who commanded the Battle of Teutoburg Forest, [[BadassPreacher incidentally one of the best teams]], also had a few gems.
11	-->'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'M SMASHING THE CHEERLEADERS!!!"]]'''
12	** "And it doesn't take the brains of an Archbishop to figure out that you will be a captain".
13	* "Boudicca, known as 'Bou' to her friends"...
14	* From the Watling Street episode
15	-->"You're just as dead with a pitchfork in your face as a sword"
16	-->"If they try to use the testudo in this battle it's going to be really, really, stupid."
17	-->Soon after, "Oh my god, they've formed the testudo."
18	* When the players get Alexander killed during The Battle of Gaugamela, the experts calmly mention that being dead is a bit of a hitch if Alexander plans to rule Persia and be considered the "King of Kings"
19	* In the very first episode, Battle of Trebia an exchange amongst the players:
20	-->"Is Hannibal one of these horses?"
21	-->"No, he's a person."
22	* "Jo? [[QuitYourWhining Stop moaning.]]"
23	* From the Battle of Zama both teams start the main battle by choosing [[spoiler: a defensive strategy]].

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