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1	'''Spellmonger:'''
2	* During the initial raid on Minden's Hall, Minalan commands one of the peasants;
3	-->'''Minalan:''' Arstol, lead this group around the barn, and on my signal, kill everything with more hair than you do!
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5	'''Warmage:'''
6	* when Min makes his demands known to the Castali high nobility, Minalan shows off his sarcasm chops
7	-->'''Prime Minister Kindine:''' Relax the Bans and destroy the status-quo, or be eaten by goblins. (sigh) Shall we offer our daughters to these warmagi too?
8	-->{{Beat}}
9	-->'''Minalan:''' Could I look at the daughters, first?
10	* Wenek gives a...vivid description of the intelligence of the duchess of Alshar:
11	-->'''Wenek:''' If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.
12	* Really any interaction Minalan has with the Duke of Alshar counts as this. But my here two personal favorites.
13	-->'''Minalan:''' I could care less about your honor, your dignity, or your position - but you do have an army sitting outside your walls, and I want to borrow it if you aren't going to use it.
14	** Even the in universe crowd was laughing at this one.
15	-->'''Duke Lenguin:''' In my own palace you seek to ''extort'' my cooperation?!
16	-->'''Minalan:''' [[ForTheFunnyz I'm a commoner. I heard thats how things got done in court.]]
17	* This exchange between Minalan and the Censor general :
18	-->'''Hartarion:''' Have you ever heard of . . . the Forsaken?
19	-->'''Minalan:''' the way he said it, [[ParodiedTrope I half expected a ]][[DramaticThunder peal of thunder to sound in the distance.]]
20	* The fact that, up until its successful deployment, All the warmagi refer to the fire elemental ''in universe'' as "The Big Secret Weapon"
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22	'''Magelord:'''
23	* The entire court case involving Joppo the adulterer and his ...root. particularly, the following:
24	-->'''Minalan:''' Fine of two silver pennies, deducted from your bail.
25	-->'''Husband whose wife cheated:''' If I let you keep the other two, Magelord, can I beat the bastard again?!
26	-->Joppo quit smiling when I didn't immediately say no.
27	* This sentence.
28	-->'''Minalan:''' If you want to see a town throw a party, slay a dragon for it sometime.
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30	'''High Mage'''
31	* When Lorcus casts his mass paralysis spell on a group of trolls, he then yells at them:
32	-->'''Lorcus:''' My good trollish gentlmen of the shadow realm, allow me to ask you a question. Can you scratch your balls?
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