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'''High Mage'''
* When Lorcus casts his mass paralysis spell on a group of trolls, he then yells at them:
-->'''Lorcus:''' My good trollish gentlmen of the shadow realm, allow me to ask you a question. Can you scratch your balls?
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* Even the in universe crowd was laughing at this one.

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* ** Even the in universe crowd was laughing at this one.
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* The fact that, up until its successful deployment, All the warmagi refer to the fire elemental IN in ''universe'' as "The Big Secret Weapon"

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* The fact that, up until its successful deployment, All the warmagi refer to the fire elemental IN in ''universe'' ''in universe'' as "The Big Secret Weapon"






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\n\n* This sentence.
-->'''Minalan:''' If you want to see a town throw a party, slay a dragon for it sometime.

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* The fact that, up until its successful deployment, All the warmagi refer to the fire elemental IN UNIVERSE as "The Big Secret Weapon"


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* The fact that, up until its successful deployment, All the warmagi refer to the fire elemental IN UNIVERSE in ''universe'' as "The Big Secret Weapon"

'''Magelord:'''
* The entire court case involving Joppo the adulterer and his ...root. particularly, the following:
-->'''Minalan:''' Fine of two silver pennies, deducted from your bail.
-->'''Husband whose wife cheated:''' If I let you keep the other two, Magelord, can I beat the bastard again?!
-->Joppo quit smiling when I didn't immediately say no.


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-->''Minalan:'' Arstol, lead this group around the barn, and on my signal, kill everything with more hair than you do!

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-->''Minalan:'' -->'''Minalan:''' Arstol, lead this group around the barn, and on my signal, kill everything with more hair than you do!
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-->'''Minalan:''' the way he said it, [[ParodiedTrope I half expected a]][[DramaticThunder peal of thunder to sound in the distance.]]

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-->'''Minalan:''' the way he said it, [[ParodiedTrope I half expected a]][[DramaticThunder a ]][[DramaticThunder peal of thunder to sound in the distance.]]
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-->'''Minalan:''' the way he said it, [[ParodiedTrope I half expected a]][[DramaticThunder a peal of thunder to sound in the distance.]]

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-->'''Minalan:''' the way he said it, [[ParodiedTrope I half expected a]][[DramaticThunder a peal of thunder to sound in the distance.]]

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\n* This exchange between Minalan and the Censor general :
-->'''Hartarion:''' Have you ever heard of . . . the Forsaken?
-->'''Minalan:''' the way he said it, [[ParodiedTrope I half expected a]][[DramaticThunder a peal of thunder to sound in the distance.]]
* The fact that, up until its successful deployment, All the warmagi refer to the fire elemental IN UNIVERSE as "The Big Secret Weapon"

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-->'''Wenek:''' If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.

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-->'''Wenek:''' If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.Enora.
* Really any interaction Minalan has with the Duke of Alshar counts as this. But my here two personal favorites.
-->'''Minalan:''' I could care less about your honor, your dignity, or your position - but you do have an army sitting outside your walls, and I want to borrow it if you aren't going to use it.

* Even the in universe crowd was laughing at this one.
-->'''Duke Lenguin:''' In my own palace you seek to ''extort'' my cooperation?!
-->'''Minalan:''' [[ForTheFunnyz I'm a commoner. I heard thats how things got done in court.]]

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-->'''Minalan:''' {{Beat}} Could I look at the daughters, first?

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-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Minalan:''' {{Beat}} Could I look at the daughters, first?
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-->'''Prime Minister Kindine:'''Relax the Bans and destroy the status-quo, or be eaten by goblins. (sigh) Shall we offer our daughters to these warmagi too?

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-->'''Prime Minister Kindine:'''Relax Kindine:''' Relax the Bans and destroy the status-quo, or be eaten by goblins. (sigh) Shall we offer our daughters to these warmagi too?



-->'''Wenek:'''If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.

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-->'''Wenek:'''If -->'''Wenek:''' If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.
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'''SpellMonger:'''

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'''SpellMonger:''''''Spellmonger:'''
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-->''Prime Minister Kindine:''Relax the Bans and destroy the status-quo, or be eaten by goblins. (sigh) Shall we offer our daughters to these warmagi too?
-->''Minalan:'' {{Beat}} Could I look at the daughters, first?

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-->''Prime -->'''Prime Minister Kindine:''Relax Kindine:'''Relax the Bans and destroy the status-quo, or be eaten by goblins. (sigh) Shall we offer our daughters to these warmagi too?
-->''Minalan:'' -->'''Minalan:''' {{Beat}} Could I look at the daughters, first?



-->''Wenek:''If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.

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-->''Wenek:''If -->'''Wenek:'''If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.
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-->''Minalan:''{{Beat}} Could I look at the daughters, first?

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-->''Minalan:''{{Beat}} -->''Minalan:'' {{Beat}} Could I look at the daughters, first?
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'''SpellMonger:'''
* During the initial raid on Minden's Hall, Minalan commands one of the peasants;
-->''Minalan:'' Arstol, lead this group around the barn, and on my signal, kill everything with more hair than you do!

'''Warmage:'''
* when Min makes his demands known to the Castali high nobility, Minalan shows off his sarcasm chops
-->''Prime Minister Kindine:''Relax the Bans and destroy the status-quo, or be eaten by goblins. (sigh) Shall we offer our daughters to these warmagi too?
-->''Minalan:''{{Beat}} Could I look at the daughters, first?
* Wenek gives a...vivid description of the intelligence of the duchess of Alshar:
-->''Wenek:''If you took a retarded cow, wrapped its head in a blanket, and then beat it senseless with a rock, it would still be a towering intellect next to Enora.

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