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6''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBros'' and its sequels, along with ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld'' and ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3''.
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11[[folder:New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]
12!!Running Gags
13* Almost every time they get propeller suits, Emile will yell "We're going jogging!" in reference to how the propeller suits remind him of jogging outfits.
14* Any time Jon says "GO TEAM!"
15* Just about any time Jon kills Emile.
16** [[LaserGuidedKarma Or the]] [[AssholeVictim other way around.]]
17* [[ButtMonkey Tim and Josh]] [[TheChewToy constantly getting game overs.]]
18
19!!Episode 1
20* [[https://youtu.be/Cun15WXzT80?t=3m17s Tim's death at the "hands" of]] ''[[TheGoomba the very first Goomba]]''.
21* [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]'s several attempts to leave the others behind, especially after getting a Super Star in 1-2.
22-->'''Jon''': "[[CatchPhrase Bye guys!]]"
23* On the character select screen:
24-->'''[[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]]:''' "I, Chugga, am going to be Mario!"\
25'''[[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]]:''' "I will be Luigi, because I'm ''greeeeeen''!"\
26'''[[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Josh]]:''' "I'm going to be Yellow Toad, ''and I'll be the best Yellow Toad you've ever seen!''"\
27'''Jon:''' "And I'll be leaving, thank you." *hits 1 and Blue Toad runs offscreen*
28* Josh reads out Bowser Jr.'s letter in [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns']] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun15WXzT80&t=12m24s voice.]]
29
30!!Episode 2
31* The most [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfZPRH8ySGQ fantastic intro ever]]:
32-->'''Emile:''' "[[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons Meet]] LetsPlay/JoshJepson!"\
33'''Josh:''' "Oh my God..."\
34'''Emile:''' "His boy [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Chugga]]!"\
35'''Tim:''' "Oh my God..."\
36'''Emile:''' "Daughter [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Johnny]]!"\
37'''Jon:''' "You..."\
38'''Emile:''' "[[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]], his wife!"\
39'''Tim:''' "''WHAT''?! WHAT? ''NO! NO!''"\
40'''Jon:''' "You need ''so much mental help'' it's not even funny."
41* In 1-6, one normal Paratroopa takes out Jon, Emile, ''and'' Tim.
42
43!!Episode 3
44* The Guys try to do a group ground pound. [[EpicFail With Emile and Josh above a warp pipe]].
45-->'''Jon:''' "[[DidntThinkThisThrough Maybe we should've thought this through a bit more]]."
46* "Every time the Yellow Toad dies,[[note]]by which they mean gains a continue after losing all of his lives[[/note]] he sounds like a chicken."
47-->'''Emile:''' "BA-KAWK BA-KAAAAAWWWK!!"
48* While pointing out his recent bad luck, Josh complains that even ''[[ButtMonkey TIM]]'' has more lives than him at the moment. Jon and Emile ''immediately'' start calling him out on it (jokingly, of course).
49
50!!Episode 4
51* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=8m11s Jon's]] [[EpicFail attempted]] TakingYouWithMe:
52-->(Emile eats Jon with his Yoshi)\
53'''Jon:''' "YOU!" (gets out) "Get away from me!"\
54(Jon ground-pounds on Emile, hijacking his Yoshi)\
55'''Emile:''' "You- how- You stole my Yoshi!"\
56(Both start falling into a pit)\
57'''Jon:''' "You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]]." (eats Emile and [[TakingYouWithMe lets himself fall in]])\
58(Emile escapes, jumps out of the pit, and bubbles)\
59'''Jon:''' [[LaserGuidedKarma "BASTARD!! BASTARD!!"]]\
60'''Emile:''' "HAHAHAHA!! YEESSS!! DESERVE!! DESERVE!!"
61* Jon [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=24m25s takes a number from]] [[LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts Maxwell]] and bubbles just before grabbing the flagpole while being the only person outside of it, to [[BigWhat the chagrin of the others.]] Sadly, he didn't do it during a level they were having a lot of trouble on.
62-->'''Jon:''' "[[ShoutOut Thanks, Maxwell!]]"
63* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=6m35s The group finds a Pokey]]. Josh seems to start preparing for a [[MemeticMutation "MOVE]] [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon FASTER]] [[NeverLiveItDown POKEY!"]] reference, but Jon angrily stops him.
64* During the Star Coins/deaths montage in the fourth episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=20m29s they earn an extra 1-Up house]]. What they don't realize until after entering is that Emile, Tim, and Josh were still {{Fun Size}}d thanks to the Mini Mushroom. The MiniGame for earning 1-Ups involves shooting oneself out of a cannon.
65* Even better: They spent two minutes chasing a Lakitu so that they could obtain one of the sky-high Star Coins. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=28m12s Almost immediately after Jon was finally able to grab it, he got hit by a Pokey]]. [[EpicFail He was the only one still alive.]]
66** I guess that Pokey [[RunningGag should have moved faster.]]
67-->'''Josh:''' "CAN WE JUST ''GO TO DINNER''?!"
68* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=6m20s While Emile is deciding which level to select next:]]
69-->'''Emile:''' "We have 2-5 here aaand 2-6. Because I can count, we're going to 2-5."\
70'''Everyone (except Emile):''' "You can count?"\
71'''Jon:''' "In unison everybody said it!"\
72'''Emile:''' "I can only count to 5, okay? I could only tell that 6 wasn't before 5 by process of elimination."
73* While riding a spinning block through the air, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=11m58s Jon thinks he sees a pipe, leading to everyone almost dying (and Josh actually dying) to reach it:]]
74-->'''Jon:''' "There's a pipe up there! There's a pipe up there!"\
75'''Emile:''' "Get it, Toad (Josh)! Get it!" ''*falls off, saves himself with the bubble, only to get popped by Tim (who bubbles and then gets popped by Emile and re-bubbles) and barely re-bubble*''\
76'''Josh:''' "I am--" ''*gets powered down by a Flame Chomp, losing his propeller and falling*'' "[[BigNo NOOO!]]" ''*accidentally pops Tim's bubble, causing Tim to jump and pop Emile's bubble, with them barely re-bubbling as Josh dies*''\
77'''Jon:''' ''*completely unharmed and untroubled*'' "Oh, I was wrong. Sorry guys."\
78({{Beat}})\
79'''Josh:''' "''[[SarcasmMode OH GOOD!]]''"\
80'''Emile:''' ''*amidst screaming and laughing of others*'' "OH SCREW YOU! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SCREW! YOU! SCREW! YOU!]]"\
81'''Tim:''' "That was diabolical..."
82
83!!Episode 5
84* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=28m35s At the end]], the death chart shows that Tim has ''died 69 times in just 5 episodes''.
85** And 79 times after 6 episodes, though that's a fewer average-deaths-per-episode count.
86* Emile will never live down [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} the Steve incident]]. The others decided to name everything they run into Steve, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=6m15s which made this exchange]].
87-->'''Jon:''' "Let's just name everything we run into, that's a great idea."\
88'''Josh:''' *After getting hit by a Bullet Bill* "Steve."\
89'''Emile:''' "It's like- [[OhCrap OH NO!]] [[NeverLiveItDown NOT STEVE!]]"\
90'''Jon:''' "Yeah, everything is named Steve."\
91'''Emile:''' "NO! NO! Nothing is named Steve."
92** And in an ironic fashion, Emile wanted his name changed to Steve when he was younger, since he hated his real name, Emile.
93* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=23m19s While playing Power-Up Panels]]:
94-->'''Emile''': (pairs up two Ice Flowers) "I got a match."\
95'''Josh''': (pairs up two Fire Flowers) "I got a match."\
96'''Jon''': (gets a lone Ice Flower) "[[DamnYouMuscleMemory I got a ma...no.]]"\
97'''Emile''': (pairs up two Penguin Suits) "[[RuleOfThree I got a match.]]"\
98'''Tim''': (gets a lone Bowser Panel) "[[PrecisionFStrike I got shit.]]"\
99(Everyone starts laughing)\
100'''Josh''': (pairs up two Mini Mushrooms) "[[RunningGag I got another one...]]"\
101'''Jon''': (finds the other Bowser Panel, ending the game) "[[DeadpanSnarker I GOT A MATCH!]]"\
102(Everyone starts laughing again)\
103'''Jon''': "[[LargeHam I GOT A MATCH, GUYS! I GOT A MATCH! WHAT DOES IT DO? I GOT THE BOWSER POWER-UP!]]"
104* At a 1-Up house, Emile is trying to aim his cannon, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=16m33s Jon stands on the end of it, blocking him]].
105-->'''Jon:''' ''"WHADDYA GONNA DO? WHADDYA GONNA DO? WHADDYA GONNA DO?"''
106* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=27m24s Emile reveals an... interesting story from his past:]]
107-->'''Emile:''' "Four years old. Saw a woman in a revealing dress. 'I wish I had bouncy balls on my tummy to play with whenever I wanted! It'd be fun!"
108* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=19m08s A momentary lapse of judgement while searching for a fake wall in a ghost house.]]
109-->'''Jon:''' "Pick a side!"\
110''[Everybody does so]''\
111'''Emile:''' "Not the ''same'' side!"
112** And then they all scream when the platform drops.
113* After watching the others struggle with the penguin suits, Jon takes charge... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=1m17s and then they get distracted]]:
114-->'''Jon:''' "Outta the way -- professional coming through!"\
115'''Emile:''' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext A professional penguin! You're a professional penguin,]] [[CallBack I'm a professional ape...]] what does that make NCS?"\
116'''Jon:''' "A professional Weegie?"\
117'''Emile:''' "A professional plumber."\
118''[Cue inevitable...]''\
119'''Tim:''' "[[CatchPhrase In the bathroom!]]"
120* During their run of the castle, they reach the third coin. [[https://youtu.be/KquYXMWi-hc?t=26m33s Jon and Emile both jump for it...]] [[EpicFail and crash into each other, sending them both to their deaths.]]
121-->'''Emile:''' "Crap!"\
122'''Jon:''' "DAMMIT! CHUGGA!"
123
124!!Episode 6
125* In their first run of World 3-4, they run into a power up roulette block a short while after the checkpoint, and after much struggling to get everyone out of bubbles and safely alive, Josh hits the block just as Jon prepares to Ground Pound it... and gets the 1-Up Mushrooms, resulting in Jon landing on all of them and gaining 4 Extra Lives. [[http://youtu.be/5osau2Z4M-w?t=3m35s Emile's reaction just tops it.]]
126-->'''Emile:''' "[[BigWhat OH, WHAT!?]] [[BigNo NO!]] [[WhatTheHellHero JON, YOU SUCK!]]"\
127'''Jon:''' *laughing* "I didn't even try to do that!"
128* After Josh knocks Emile off the spinning block of 3-5 and Emile reacts too late: "What did you do?" "[[BlatantLies He killed himself]]." "Marios don't kill Marios. ''Toads'' kill Marios." "Toads ''try'' to kill Marios, and sometimes succeed." {{Beat}} "Yeah, that's about right, actually."
129* On their second trip through 3-5, they first attempt to ascend the level without setting the spinning block to rise (again). After everyone loses their propellers and are forced to go back, they attempt to do it all at once via LeapOfFaith. Of course, things don't go as planned...
130* Josh using Tim as a human shield.
131* [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]]: "Son of a beach..."
132* Emile utters this line when he enters the Castle while wearing the propeller suit:
133-->'''Emile:''' "I HAVE THE POWER OF JOGGING PANTS, BOWSER!"
134
135!!Episode 7
136* At the start of the episode, [[CatchPhrase Catch Phrases]] are swapped:
137-->'''Josh''': "Heeey everybody, it's JoshJepson!"\
138'''Emile''': ''(with a Southern accent)'' "Howdy guys, it's Chuggaaconroy."\
139'''Tim''': "Hey everybody, it's LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun, but you knew that already."\
140'''Jon''': "I want a catch phrase to steal, too!"
141** And thirteen seconds later...
142--->'''Emile''': "In the last episode we finished up, uh, World 3, and in this episode, we're going to be getting started on the world that comes after 3, I don't know 'cause I can't count that high."\
143'''Jon, Josh, and Tim in unison''': "[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail ''FIVE.'']]"
144* This exchange:
145-->'''Emile:''' "That sounds like a really bad porn, 4 Penguins."\
146'''Jon:''' "...What kind of porn do you watch?!"
147* [[https://youtu.be/ZNAnA9N8OXc?t=12m6s After earning an item house with fireworks, Emile makes their first match]]: [[EpicFail Bowser]].
148-->'''Text Box:''' Too bad... You didn't even get one...\
149'''Josh:''' "FUCK YOU, GAME!"\
150'''Jon:''' "That's my line..."\
151'''Tim:''' "Wow."\
152'''Emile:''' "Better game than me."\
153'''Text Box:''' Press 1 on the map to access your items!
154** He then apologizes for swearing, which is immediately {{Lampshaded}} by the others mentioning all the swearing done in their previous episode and wondering if it's really worth censoring.
155* When they reached Wendy's fortress, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULZNAnA9N8OXc&feature=player_detailpage&v=ZNAnA9N8OXc&t=1273s Emile gave us this pun.]]
156-->'''Emile:''' "WE'RE EATING AT WENDY'S TONIGHT!"\
157'''Jon:''' "Awwwww!"
158** The ''comment section'' called him out on this!
159** Then made more puns...
160--->You see, Wendy's the ring master, so at Wendy's, they got ONION RINGS!
161* The outro for episode 7:
162-->'''Josh''': "I've been LetsPlay/JoshJepson..."\
163'''Emile''': "I've been {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}..."\
164'''Jon''': "I've been LetsPlay/ProtonJon..."\
165'''Tim''': "And I've been everywhere!"
166
167!!Episode 8
168* The intros never stop being entertaining:
169-->'''Jon''': "Imagine yourself in a world full of palm trees, water, cannons, mushrooms, and giant spiky fish. Now turn to your left; imagine you have four random people, playing video games, and yelling very loudly next to you. You are in the Runaway Guys' world, [with] myself, and three others. I am LetsPlay/ProtonJon and I am joined by..."\
170'''Tim''': "LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun..."\
171'''Josh''': "LetsPlay/JoshJepson..."\
172'''Emile''': "And {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}. Ask your travel agent about World 4 today."
173* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULKgGUKRLVqX0&feature=player_detailpage&v=KgGUKRLVqX0&t=1653s Jon attempts to guide the others through the fortress]]...
174-->'''Jon:''' "[[Film/TheTerminator Come with me if you want to live!]]"\
175''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]''\
176'''Josh:''' "[[HoYay If you want to come, live with me.]]"\
177''([[LaserGuidedKarma Josh almost immediately dies]])''
178* The group's reaction to seeing Cheep-Chomp, especially when it tries to swim after Luigi after he's already gone up a pipe.
179** "[[MassOhCrap IT'S EATING THE PIPE! IT'S EATING THE PIPE!]]"
180* This, the way Jon reacts, and how it doesn't change at all.
181-->'''Emile:''' (gets invincibility) "TIME TO RAPE!"\
182'''Jon:''' "Um..."\
183'''Emile:''' "[[CrossesTheLineTwice AMERICA'S FAVORITE PASTIME!]]"\
184'''Jon:''' "''Um...''"
185* The group trying to get a star coin from the fortress... and each and every one of them dies from falling platforms.
186* The callback to the "dinosaurs aren't people" conversation. "Why are we quoting ourselves?! That's just weird!"
187* The Emile and Jon "argument" about Ludwig.
188-->'''Jon:''' "[[LargeHam HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I PLAYED MARIO WORLD?!]]"
189** It's even funnier because in the end, ''Emile was right''.
190** To make it [[RunningGag even funnier]], they had this conversation in the middle of shooting the video. So, they ended up just arguing on the video for about two minutes, while on a level select screen not doing anything. It just makes it better for some reason.
191* At the flagpole at the end of a level, Jon dashes ahead of everyone, causing the screen to scroll and dump everyone (except him) in the water and not get the flagpole, while Jon gets a 1-Up. This is accompanied with yet another [[CatchPhrase "Bye guys!"]]
192** At the end of a different level (this one a Ghost House), Emile and Jon safely reach the flagpole despite the giant Boo right in front (Tim is already dead). Josh jumps for it, but hits the big Boo and dies... literally ''the instant'' the Boo vanishes and Emile and Jon slide down the pole.
193*** It should be noted this was not a coincidence. Tim was out of lives, and since Jon and Emile were on the pole, the level ends once Josh is out of play, either through death or finishing. Doesn't make it any less hilarious
194* Emile fails to get to where Bowser Jr. is in the airship. Jon's yell of "To space!" seconds beforehand and the fact that Jon and Tim made it makes it all the funnier.
195* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGUKRLVqX0&t=1668s The team's]] EpicFail in the World [[FourIsDeath 4]] Fortress trying to get a star coin.
196-->''(Tim is squashed.)''\
197'''Tim:''' "Bah I missed."\
198''(Jon is squashed.)''\
199'''Tim:''' "Bah he missed."\
200''(Josh is squashed.)''\
201'''Tim:''' "Bah he missed too."\
202''(Emile is squashed.)''\
203'''Tim:''' "Bah."\
204'''Jon:''' "[[SarcasmMode Go team!]]"\
205'''Emile:''' "I never knew what group suicide looked like, but..." ''(laughs)''\
206'''Jon:''' "None of us learned from any of the others, that was great."
207* After Tim gets hit by a skewer, Emile cheerfully yells "SUICIDE!" and jumps after him along with Josh. [[OnlySaneMan Jon]] simply sits back and watches.
208-->'''Jon:''' "Go team! Go Team What-the-Hell!"
209
210!!Episode 9
211* The intro by [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]], in a CallBack to how his several ''Zelda'' Let's Plays have [[DamnYouMuscleMemory made him introduce several videos of other LP's as "The Legend of Zelda: [Game Title]" by accident]]:
212-->'''Tim:''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuYtM_TwS94&list=PLF8C2BCED4D4D3C9C&index=9 Howdy guys,]] LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun here and welcome back to the Legend of Zelda: New Super Mario Bros. Wii wait [[FlatWhat what.]]"[[note]]The lack of commas [[MotorMouth is completely intentional]][[/note]].
213** Even better because of just how nonchalant and deadpanned he was.
214* Jon throwing Emile into a wall of spikes in the tower, killing him.
215* Singing Simple Plan's "Untitled" like a country singer.
216* Josh loses all his lives [[ButtMonkey again]] and presses random buttons to make horn sounds as the rest of the guys continue the level without him. Then he predicts the pun Emile is going to make:
217-->'''Jon:''' "Josh is our horn expert."\
218* everyone laughs*\
219'''Emile:''' "I'm not gonna make that pun."\
220'''Josh:''' "What?"\
221'''Jon:''' "I'm not sure what pun you had in mind..."\
222'''Josh:''' "I guess you could say I'm kind of...horny."\
223'''Emile:''' "THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!"
224
225!!Episode 10
226* This conversation, after Emile notes how he and Josh were standing in midair due to being on a falling platform when a cutscene started:
227-->'''Jon''': "YOU ARE WIZARDS!"\
228'''Emile''': "I'M GOD!"\
229'''Jon''': "[[FlatWhat No you're not.]] Not even close."\
230'''Josh''': "You think you're God."\
231'''Emile''': "I'm not God. I'm not a god."\
232'''Josh''': (laughs) "You're not ''a'' god?"\
233'''Emile''': "I am [[VideoGame/{{Okami}} Amaterasu]]!"\
234'''Josh''': "You're not ''a'' god. YOU'RE ''THE'' GOD!"\
235'''Tim''': "I am a mortal!"\
236'''Emile''': "I am Amaterasu!"\
237'''Jon''': "I'm Franchise/{{Batman}}."
238* Josh dies to a Boo right before Jon hits the goal flag. During the "Course Clear" cutscene, his corpse can be seen falling as Jon does his victory dance.
239** When they replay the stage, Josh dies to a Boo right before the goal again. Tim also misses the goal flag by one pixel.
240* During level 5-3[[labelnote:*]][[https://youtu.be/v4juTZiShFA?t=14m13s here]][[/labelnote]], Emile makes a completely alien noise when jumping away from a Bramball. Even he doesn't know what it was.
241-->'''Emile''': [laughing] "What the frick was that?"
242* [[Series/AreYouSmarterThanA5thGrader "Are you smarter than a cheese grater?"]]
243* In the fortress, Emile starts climbing up the tower entirely too fast. [[HilarityEnsues hilarity ensues.]]
244-->'''Emile''': "I’m on a mass homicide streak. Just you try and stop me! Jon, don’t take that as a challenge."\
245'''Jon''': "Challenge accepted."\
246'''Emile''': "Ohhh God."\
247'''Jon''': "Your mama is a classy lady."\
248'''Emile''': "Your mama smells like the rear end of my foot."
249
250!!Episode 11
251* The intro:
252-->'''Josh''': ''([[MotorMouth rather quickly]])'' "Heeey, everybody, my name is LetsPlay/JoshJepson, welcome back to Let's Play New Super Mario Bros. Wii, it's just me today, nobody else, nobody at all. [[BlatantLies Nobody. Nobody's here.]] [[OverlyLongGag Just me.]]"\
253'''Emile''': "[[Literature/AChristmasCarol I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past]]."\
254'''Jon''': "And present."\
255'''Tim''': "And future."
256* This line:
257-->'''Emile''': ''(reading off the recording equipment)'' "Disk space is running low. Computer can record audio for 85 hours and three more minutes. That's pretty low." ''(chuckles)''
258** Followed by snarking about it from everyone.
259* "This episode of New Super Mario Bros. Wii brought to you by Gas-X!"
260* Emile gets sandwiched between Jon and Josh while on a rotating hill.
261
262!!Episode 12
263* The intro (of course):
264-->'''Jon''': "All right, everybody, welcome back to ''Series/AmericanGladiators''! This time, the red team, green team, blue team, and yellow team will be fighting out against [[Series/NickelodeonGUTS the Aggro Crag]]! Who do we have on Team Red?"\
265'''Emile''': "That is LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}!"\
266'''Jon''': "We have on Team Yellow..."\
267'''Josh''': "LetsPlay/JoshJepson!"\
268'''Jon''': "We have on Team Green..."\
269'''Tim''': "LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun!"\
270'''Jon''': "Thanks for ruining that, by the way, Team Red. Five points deducted!"
271
272!!Episode 13
273* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km6vLOkoacw The intro]].
274* And this episode might as well be called the "Gratutious Bubble Abuse" episode.
275-->'''Jon:''' "Why are you all in bubbles AGAIN?"
276* Randomly singing "99 Red Balloons" in a British accent.
277** Randomly singing anything, especially if they all join in.
278
279!!Episode 14
280* A little gem came from a mushroom game. There was a Lakitu and 8 Toad icons. Somehow, both Jon and Josh end up jumping when Luigi opens the box that the red Toad was in.
281* Jon gives us the "I am an asshole, I am an asshole" moment. He takes advantage of being the only player left to, instead of popping the bubble of Emile, Bullet Bill Bounce an additional 10 lives. [[{{Greed}} The kicker is that he already had far more lives than anybody else at the time, but he was trying to hit the 99-life maximum.]]
282-->'''Josh:''' "[[WhatTheHellHero He is getting lives instead...]]"\
283'''Emile:''' "[[BigNo Oh no!]]"\
284'''Jon:''' "[[CardCarryingVillain (singing)]] [[RefugeInAudacity I AM AN ASSHOLE!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I AM AN ASSHOLE!]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome I AM, SUCH, AN ASSHOLE!]]"
285** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6SSZTxAczs Animated!]]
286* If Episode 13 is the "Gratutious Bubble Abuse" episode, '''this episode''' is the one that bites the Guys '''HARD'''. Trainwreck doesn't even ''BEGIN'' to describe it...
287* Jesus frosting. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h30RaTBWsb0&t=01m12s Here's the link]] to explain things. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Sorta.]]
288-->'''Josh:''' "Geez, it's thrusting!"\
289'''Emile:''' "Jesus ''frosting''?"\
290''[[{{Beat}} (Jon and Tim start laughing in the background)]]''\
291'''Emile:''' "I don't want to know what that would taste like... and how you would go about knowing it tastes like that."\
292'''Jon:''' "Oh no..."\
293''(Later, after failing and making up lost ground)''\
294'''Josh:''' "''Thrusting''. I actually said "Geez it's thrusting"."\
295'''Emile:''' "I thought you said 'Jesus frosting'. I was like 'How would you know it tastes like that?'"\
296'''Jon:''' "It tastes like sacrilege!"\
297'''Tim''': "Ewwww…"
298* In Part 2, there's a point when they are all jumping on each other's heads in a vertical line.
299** They do that a lot, actually. Mostly because it's an utter GameBreaker for acquiring Star Coins.
300* Emile, due to a wall blocking his view of Jon and Josh, causes this little gem:
301-->'''Josh:''' "Aww, Tim."\
302* Emile advances further into the stage, causing Jon and Josh to be damaged*\
303'''Josh:''' "GAH!"\
304'''Jon:''' "YOU ARE AN ASS."\
305'''Emile:''' "I didn't even see you were there..."
306** Made funnier by how completely nonchalant he was.
307* Emile tries to justify various disasters he brought in Castle 7 with "I didn't do it on purpose!", which causes the entire group, especially Jon, to turn on him, in a "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, WHAT HAVE YOU JUST SAID?!?" way. Then:
308-->'''Jon:''' ''(completely serious)'' "Say it."\
309'''Emile:''' ''(laughs)'' "...it."\
310'''Josh:''' ''(laughs)''\
311'''Jon:''' ''(deadpan)'' You're an idiot.
312* LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys converge on a Star Coin over a gap.
313-->'''Jon:''' "Alright, who's sacrificing their life?"\
314''[[SenselessSacrifice (Josh walks off the edge and misses completely.)]]''\
315'''Josh:''' "DAAAGGH--!"\
316''(Laughter)''\
317'''Jon:''' "Okay, you can do it, Josh!"
318** And later on, Emile jumps for a Star Coin and dies right after getting it.
319--->'''Emile:''' "[[LargeHam I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR MONEY!]] [[IRegretNothing I REGRET NOTHING!]]"
320* In an early episode, Emile nearly makes it to the flagpole but is ''a split second'' too late, ending up basically hugging the pole at the ending scene. Yes, he was touching the pole, and it didn't register.
321* In world 7-4, the guys just got the third coin for the first time, then everyone but Josh died. He made an attempt to stay alive by ducking into a ball and hiding, not noticing the very obvious Bullet Bill slowly creeping up, when it hits him...
322-->*Everyone screams*\
323'''Josh:''' "I didn't see it coming."\
324'''Jon:''" "'''HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?!'''"
325* In the first part there's this when they use a power-up.
326-->'''Emile''': "Let's be [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Megaman]] and [[VideoGame/MegaManPoweredUp Power Up!]]"
327* Just four seconds into the second part of Episode 14, Emile gets instantly killed by a Skewer.
328-->'''Emile:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike OH SHIT!!!]]"
329
330!!Episode 15
331* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULd5heDCBsKPU&feature=player_detailpage&v=d5heDCBsKPU&t=0s The hilarious intro]] that goes on for a whole minute. Only the first couple of seconds are planned (supposedly). And while some would label it as an OverlyLongGag, it'll keep you laughing the whole time:
332-->'''Emile:''' "Live from PAX Prime, it is really hot in here so JEPSON! YOU'RE FIRED!"\
333'''Josh:''' [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl *girlish scream*]]\
334'''Tim:''' *groans*\
335'''Jon:''' "So...we're playing three-player now?"\
336'''Emile:''' "Well, you know he always gets hired back on by the end of the episode, so we might as well have him play with us while he still can."\
337'''Tim:''' "We need a replacement right now! You need to stick around!"\
338'''Emile:''' "You are your own replacement, [[RunningGag JEPSON!]]"\
339'''Josh:''' "[[DullSurprise Oh wow. I am my own replacement.]]"\
340'''Jon:''' "[[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Better than being your own grandpa.]]"\
341'''Emile:''' "Anyway, so I am Chuggaaconroy. And you Jepson, your first name is...?"\
342'''Josh:''' "Josh... Jepson..."\
343'''Emile:''' "Josh Jepson-Jepson! And you are...?"\
344'''Tim:''' "[[ShoutOut Mario Mario!]]"\
345'''Emile:''' "AKA?"\
346'''Tim:''' "Actually I am LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun."\
347'''Jon:''' "You're not even PLAYING Mario! That doesn't even make any sense!"\
348'''Emile:''' "And you are Yourenotevenplayingmariothatdoesntevenmakeanysense."\
349'''Jon:''' "That's my name actually. I had it legally changed to that. [[NoodleIncident It was a really awkward moment.]]"
350* This:
351-->'''Josh:''' "[[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes I don't like lava. I don't like fire, I don't like rocks, I don't like lava.]]"\
352'''Jon:''' "What did lava ever do to you? Lava's here to save the world."\
353'''Emile:''' "And fire is a wonderful invention."\
354(Emile dies when the group reach a ? Block. Tim opens it, releasing a Super Mushroom and 3 Ice Flowers; while Emile's in the bubble, everyone takes an Ice Flower and Josh gets the mushroom)\
355'''Emile:''' "Thanks a lot! Wha -- what are you targeting me for!? What did I ever do to you?"\
356'''Jon:''' "We've been through this before!"\
357'''Emile:''' "What did I ever do to you, [[HoYay honey]]?"\
358'''Josh:''' "Um, what?"\
359'''Jon:''' "Aaaand that's where we stop the video. Good night everybody."\
360(cut to the end of episode screen for a few seconds, before going back to the game)
361* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULd5heDCBsKPU&feature=player_detailpage&v=d5heDCBsKPU&t=865s Another incident]] involved a flagpole glitch similar to the Boo and Josh incident. Tim, in a rare feat of nice platforming, is able to get the 1-Up bonus at the top of the flagpole. However, he for some reason bubbles at the ''exact frame'' that he touches the flagpole. As a result, Luigi disappears from the screen and an ''empty bubble'' floats away. Cue flabbergasted reactions.
362** *Chatting as they run to the flag, then the words "Warning: Turn your volume down!" appear on the screen.*
363-->"Tim!"\
364"Tim's on top-"\
365* empty bubble*\
366'''Everyone:''' "...[[BigWhat What? WHAT?!]]" "WHAT?" "HUH?" "WHAT?"
367** It's been suggested that the reason he's been bubbling right at the end of the levels so much is that he knew about this glitch and has been intentionally trying to get it to work the entire time, which makes this even better.
368* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULd5heDCBsKPU&feature=player_detailpage&v=d5heDCBsKPU&t=216s In Level 8-1,]] surrounded by lava and falling flaming rocks, Josh is the only one alive at the moment [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes and freaking out]]. "Josh, don't fail us now!" "I will totally fail you now!" He doesn't, actually.
369* "[[CallBack HEY JON!]] [[VideoGame/KnyttStories DON'T EAT THE]] [[SubvertedTrope HOUSE!]]"
370* Another moment (roughly a third of the way through), this exchange making fun of how few movies Emile's seen:
371-->'''Emile:''' "I actually saw a movie when I was little."\
372'''Jon:''' ({{beat}}) "''A'' movie when you were little?"\
373'''Emile:''' "It was ''Film/{{Armageddon|1998}}''."\
374'''Jon:''' "One singular movie, that's all he's ever seen."\
375'''Josh:''' "He's seen [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Winnie the Pooh]]."\
376(everyone in the room laughs)\
377'''Jon:''' "It was a good movie, man!"\
378'''Emile:''' "It was! The effects were decent!"\
379'''Jon:''' "... The effects of Winnie the Pooh were decent?"\
380'''Emile:''' "Yes."\
381'''Jon:''' "Gotta love that hand-drawn animation."
382* Emile tries to grab a POW Block necessary for the 2nd Star Coin, but Josh sets it off too early.
383-->'''Emile:''' "Well, we're redoing this stage since there's a coin up there..."\
384'''Jon:''' "'''JEP-SON!'''"\
385'''Emile:''' "GET IN HERE!"
386
387!!Episode 16
388* The intro, both the ThrowItIn minute-long burp incident and the ''actual'' intro which, for those wondering, involves the guys taking part in a so-called "anger management class" that culminates in Emile announcing himself [[note]]he yelled "HEY EVERYBODY IT'S CHUGGAACONROY " in a voice that sounded like he just smoked a hundred cigarettes[[/note]] and Jon threatening to kill him. As usual.
389* When the group is having difficulty with 8-5. Allusions to the LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts aside when they did this game, both Josh and Tim had to continue, bringing their total to 12...
390-->'''[[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]]''': "I guess these continues are [[{{Pun}} a dime a dozen]]!"\
391'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]''': "SWEAR TO GOD, GONN' KILL YOU!"
392* While hunting for Star Coins, everybody but Emile is either dead or above a platform that prevents them from reaching the coin. Emile remarks about it's up to him, jumps... and falls in the lava without coming anywhere near the coin. Everybody laughs, and then to make it funnier, they were all so busy [[SarcasticClapping sarcastically clapping]] and laughing that Josh, the only one alive, didn't notice the lava coming up to him, and he died too.[[labelnote:*]]Remind anyone of the Bullet Bill incident?[[/labelnote]] [[RuleOfThree AND THEN]] when they restart the level, still laughing, ''Jon walks two steps and falls into a lava pit'' '''''just like he did earlier.'''''
393* The entirety of the battle with Bowser and the little scene afterward.
394* Any time Luigi/Tim is in a bubble during a cutscene. Including the above.
395-->'''Tim:''' ''(referring to Bowser's demise)'' "[[NoOneCouldSurviveThat Nobody could've survived that...]]"\
396* Luigi floats onscreen in a bubble*\
397'''Jon:''' ''(over laughter)'' "Nobod- Except Luigi!" *Laughs*
398* Tim switches up his [[ToiletHumor IN THE BATHROOM]] CatchPhrase to "IN THE WASHROOM" at one point, but it doesn't have nearly the same effect.
399* In the final Bowser Jr. fight, Emile learns a lesson in TemptingFate.
400-->*Jon throws Emile at a fire, and Emile bubbles just in time*\
401'''Jon''': "Aw, come on game!"\
402'''Emile''': "[[TemptingFate Game is favoring (me)-]] [[GenreSavvy I shouldn't say that out loud...]]"\
403'''Jon''': "Yeah, you know how that works. You say the game's favoring you, and then-"\
404* Bowser Jr. drops a giant spiky bomb right on top of Emile, killing him*\
405'''Emile''': "[[BigNo OH NO!]]"\
406'''Jon''': "-And then that happens!" *butstomps the last bomb up to Bowser Jr., killing him* "And I get the kill!"
407** Even better, it was pretty obvious the game targeted Emile ''specifically''. Why? Because [[ButtMonkey Tim]] was literally ''an inch'' away from Emile and wasn't hit.
408* TRG's collective response to Kamek taking off with Peach ''yet again'' after completing one of the airships:
409-->'''Jon:''' "Hey, we saved the princess!"\
410''[Kamek captures Peach and flies away]''\
411'''Everyone:''' "[[DullSurprise Oh.]]"\
412'''NCS:''' "No we didn't."
413
414!!Episode 17
415* Star Coin fail on 9-3. ''Twelve tries before they finally succeed.'' Tim's comment wraps it all up:
416-->'''Tim''': ''"The people who invented failing wanna offer us a contract."''\
417'''Emile''': ''"[[CallBack I want a contract!]]"''
418** That might be a reference to something [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica completely different]].
419** One of the main features in 9-3 Star Coin fail is when they finally get the coin, but ''right at the exit'', Jon dies from Bullet Bills... and he's the only one alive. Cue screaming.
420** And the level ''starts'' with Tim saying "[[TemptingFate Oh, well, this isn't so bad.]]"
421* According to the Guys, Tim actually sleeps [[CatchPhrase IN THE BATHROOM]] at the hotel. Literally. He calls it "tradition".
422* Somebody (three guesses as to [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} who]]) ground-pounds right beside Josh and sends him into a pit in one episode. Josh is obviously angry:
423-->'''Josh''': ''"WHO KILLED ME? WHO KILLED ME?" *indicating Emile* "WAS IT YOU?"''\
424'''Emile''': ''"Maybe."''
425* Jon and Josh officially team up against Emile during the World 9 levels to make him use a continue. (It fails.)
426* While going through one level, Jon is carrying Tim, who has an Ice Flower, essentially turning Jon into a moving ice sentry as long as Tim keeps shooting ice. And then:
427-->'''Jon''': "Force to be reckoned with! Force-a-nature!" *falls* "[[OhCrap Oh shit!]]" *bubbles, causing Tim to die*
428
429!!Finale
430* During the intro, everyone (except Josh) introduces themselves with a fake name, and the names on the side of the screen telling who is playing as which character change to match their fake names. We end up with two Thomas Jeffersons and a John Quincy Adams.
431* Jon and Emile have ''each other'' listed in the Most Common Death Cause totals.
432* Jon's ongoing crusade to make Emile use a continue:
433-->'''Jon:''' "You're so close I can taste it!"\
434'''Emile:''' "You can taste my death..."\
435'''Jon:''' "And it's delicious!"
436* Emile and Jon debating who grabbed the star coins in a level:
437-->'''Emile:''' "I got the first two coins! What are you, taking credit for my work? You know, it's not easy to just run face-first into money!"
438* The game punishes Emile for a bad pun.
439-->'''Emile:''' [gets knocked into the swamp by a frozen Koopa Troopa (thrown by Jon, naturally)] "Oh, hey, you suck!"\
440'''Jon:''' "Yeaaah!"\
441'''Emile:''' "Hey... that was a nice kill and an ice kill!"\
442'''Jon:''' "Don't make me kill you again." [Emile is killed by a falling Goomba] "Thank you."
443* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-8AlF-DfI&t=22m8s At the very end of the game, Emile finally pays Jon back the best he can.]]
444-->'''Jon:''' "You ''sure'' got your revenge against me!"
445* Remember in Episode 1 when Tim dies to the very first Goomba in the first stage? Well, even though no one points it out, if you look closely, he also gets killed by [[BookEnds the very last Goomba in the last stage]].
446* Emile starts using a bunch of Josh's own quotes:
447-->'''Jon''': "[[LampshadeHanging I think you [Emile] have said more of Josh's lines than Josh has!]]"\
448'''Josh''': "[[FelonyMisdemeanor What the hell, man?]]"\
449'''Tim''': "[[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Lava.]]"\
450'''Emile''': "Well, it's 'cause I'm sitting at an angle, that's why."\
451'''Josh''': "Oh my god! [[CatchPhrase It's not supposed to go at an angle!]]"\
452'''Jon''': "I hear you can sue for copyright infringement on that."\
453'''Josh''': "[[EurekaMoment I can.]]"\
454'''Tim''': "Yeah, you got that creative commons..."\
455'''Jon''': "DUN DUN DUNNNNN!"\
456'''Emile''': "Creative commons... for saying something doesn't go at an angle."\
457'''Josh''': "Yep."
458* Jon pulls out the [[BerserkButton anti-Emile]] [[CreatorBacklash word]], with predictable results.
459-->'''Emile''': "I'd say I trooped through it."\
460'''Jon''': "Like [[MemeticBadass Steve]]?"\
461'''Emile''': "[[BigNo NO]]!!"\
462'''Jon''': "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Eh, Steve!]]"\
463'''Emile''': "HE FOUND A WAY TO KILL ME IN THE END!"\
464'''Jon''': "I can't kill him in the game, but I can kill him internally!"
465[[/folder]]
466
467[[folder:New Super Mario Bros. U]]
468!!General/Running Gags
469* The fact that Tim, who is usually the one who is not paying attention, is the only one who is actually paying attention in this LP.
470* Both Josh and Emile treating getting star coins as SeriousBusiness.
471** And Tim, who doesn't, is [[RunningGag getting all of them]].
472
473!!Episode 1
474* Jon reveals whether or not he'll be continuing his... [[{{Troll}} gameplay]] [[{{Griefer}} style]] from the previous New Super Mario Bros. game.
475-->'''Jon:''' "Um... for now, it's gonna be... a treaty. I'm not going to be bloodthirsty for now. Uh, if someone draws first blood on me, though, they're going to regret it."\
476'''Emile:''' "He's staring right at me while he's saying it!"
477** Basically, the whole concept of Jon being nice, especially after the fiasco from last time.
478* Taking three attempts to get all the coins on the second level.
479* In one of their replays of the second level, Josh using the term "cray-cray" and Jon's reaction.
480* The outro:
481-->'''Josh:''' "I've been LetsPlay/JoshJepson!"\
482'''Tim:''' "I've been LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun."\
483'''Jon:''' "I will probably continue to be LetsPlay/ProtonJon."\
484'''Emile:''' "And I am most likely LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}."
485
486!!Episode 2
487* Emile decides to start the episode with his SpiritualSuccessor to the "Meet [=JoshJepson=]" song... ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones The]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mnmQiY1pK8 Timstones]]''.
488** The sheer amount of planning Emile put into the gag -- he actually wrote the song out ahead of time on his [=iPad=], and by the sound of the delivery, might have even ''rehearsed'' what is basically a follow-up to a years-old off-the-cuff joke. Emile, never change.
489* '''Emile:''' "I made Josh laugh. I am legitimately funny for once in my life!"
490* After the Guys decide Yoshi's waving-goodbye animation at the end of the level looks like a striptease, they act like this is a GeekyTurnOn.
491* Giving the pink baby Yoshi a VocalDissonance deep boisterous voice. "'''''YO-SHI!'''''"
492
493!!Episode 3
494* The intro has Tim doing a spiel about running a store which supplies Piranha Plants and dancing flowers to liven up your lawn, which segues into the Guys proposing a film called "Rise of the Planet of the Piranha Plants".
495* On "Rise of the Piranha Plants", Jon accidentally bounces on Emile's head while he holds a baby Yoshi, which makes them bounce through the air repeatedly and unable to get the flag.
496-->'''Jon:''' "I can't get the gate! I'm stuck up here!"\
497'''Everyone else:''' *cracks up laughing*
498* Josh deciding to take on Jon's former role as the asshole of the group when Emile's puns hit their peak annoyance.
499
500!!Episode 4
501* Emile attempting a squawky Toad voice and Jon trying to veto it.
502* Tim chases after a lost green Yoshi for a while but it runs off the left side of the screen, so he seems to have lost it. Then, just as the other Guys go through a pipe, Tim falls down and land on top of the Yoshi ''just'' as it runs back on screen, as the screen transitions to the next section.
503* Jon talking about when he was flagged for spoilers on Miiverse for saying that the level "Perilous Pokey Cave" [[ShapedLikeItself has Pokeys in it]].
504* Josh drifting down to the top of the flagpole to get a 1-Up at the end of the episode.
505
506!!Episode 5
507* Jon says he trained for the LP by playing the game with drunken roommates, and segueing into saying that "four drunk people are the equivalent of one Chuggaaconroy ".
508* Jon's annoyance at Emile's LeeroyJenkins style playing meaning that they almost missed a secret exit.
509
510!!Episode 6
511* The way Tim just ''vanishes'' (as he was on a pipe platform up above) without any of the others noticing until he reappears.
512* The Guys argue over a question-mark block, with Emile and then Josh 'camping' it by waiting above so they would get all the power-ups inside. They finally agree to back off and hit it... only for the block not to be a power-up one after all and only contain one coin.
513** While Jon is well aware of its contents, just to see them struggle.
514* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAq3GfI59LE The latter part of the Layer Cake Desert's Castle]].
515
516!!Episode 7
517* Tim opens by claiming that he consulted Google for a good intro, but came up empty. Jon searches for one himself, and ends up on a Yahoo! Answers post asking about the introduction for an essay comparing China and India on child labor.
518-->'''Emile:''' "[[CrossesTheLineTwice We at The Runaway Guys endorse child labor in China.]]"
519* The Hyperbolic Toilet Chamber.
520* Emile makes a ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1'' reference, then is surprised that Jon got it...
521-->'''Emile:''' "How do you know Riki is from Xenoblade?"\
522'''Jon:''' "Because I watched you play it, because you ''forced me to!''"
523* ''For no reason'', Tim starts singing "Barbara Ann" by Music/TheBeachBoys, and the others all spontaneously join in. Emile remarks on he's surprised how coordinated they were.
524** Emile says he also previously thought it was "Bobber Ann", amusingly.
525
526!!Episode 8
527* "Crowd sourcing how to fight Boom Boom". It's apparently why Peach ends up screaming "HELP ME!".
528-->'''Jon:''' "Excuse me, ma'am. Do you know Boom Boom?"
529* This episode gives us Evil Chugga. He finally understands why Jon trolled so much, and immediately starts attacking Josh.
530
531!!Episode 9
532* Evil Chugga vanishes; but not in the memory of [[ButtMonkey Josh]], who is quick to call him an asshole (Chugga Asshole, or Asshole Conroy, or just Asshole Asshole) in the intro.
533* Tim pulls off two puns in quick succession at the start of the episode: first when they run into a Cheep Cheep enemy on the overworld he says, "That was cheap!" and then when Emile opens the chest and gets the star at the end he comments "You're a star!" The best part is, [[StealthPun nobody even notices the second one]].
534* In a CallBack to ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii'', they decide that the Koopalings are now ''all'' called Iggy. Except one who is Bobert...
535
536!!Episode 10
537* "I hate physics!"
538* Josh's unintentionally dark-sounding comment "I enjoy watching them die!".
539
540!!Episode 11
541* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} "Slowbros before Ho-ohs!"]]
542
543!!Episode 12
544* Emile having seen hardly any movies comes up again (not having heard of Creator/ChristopherNolan) and Jon asks him what was the last movie he saw in the theatre. Emile replies ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'', then when Jon asks him the one before that, he says he went to see ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' with his friends as a SoBadItsGood thing. The other three decide to ignore the last part and challenge fanfic writers and fanartists to come up with embarrassing portrayals of Emile as a Twilight fan.
545* Emile retaliates later on by creating the mental image of Tim dressed as Yuna or Rikku from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'' and saying it will make the fanartists 'throw up all over Website/DeviantArt'.
546* Tim dies just as they defeat Wendy, resulting in Luigi falling off the screen with her. The other Guys comment on this, saying "[[ThatCameOutWrong Tim went down with Wendy!]]" Tim, running with it, quickly blurts out, "I was horny!"
547* According to Josh, Daisy is lesbian for Birdo.
548
549!!Episode 13
550* The episode starts with Josh doing a fairytale-style intro and he randomly refers to the other three as women, which leads to them mocking Deviantart fanartists' obsession with doing Rule63 version of the Guys.
551* Tim makes another StealthPun during the Airship ambush level when he says "screw it" -- not referring to the game in and of itself, but rather the nuts ''screw''ing around a bolt. Again, it goes unnoticed.
552* Josh asks Jon if he wants to create a new collab channel...
553-->'''Jon:''' "Aren't you on, like, five?"\
554'''Josh:''' "...Yes."
555* One of the Miis on the Miiverse they're looking at the comments of is called "Josh" and has a moustache. Jon jokes that it's actually ''their'' Josh and comments "Nice moustache, Josh"... only for Emile to ''actually look at Josh to see if he has one''.
556* Josh spends "two hours" (according to Emile) trying to get a Fire Flower on an out-of-reach platform.
557* Jon and Josh randomly shake hands to congratulate each other on finishing a level.
558* Emile points out the unintentional RunningGag of Josh repeatedly saying that this is as far as he has played into the game, only to climb down and say he's actually played 'a few more levels' every time.
559
560!!Episode 15
561* Everyone, and especially Emile, constantly being killed by the Death Water.
562* The guys mentioning ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' of all things.
563* A YankTheDogsChain moment where Jon lets Josh take a 1-up, only for the screen to transition away ''just'' before Josh can grab it due to Tim having gone up the pipe to the next area.
564* At the end, Emile claims that Josh will be replaced with Music/KidRock as their fourth player.
565
566!!Episode 16
567* The guys bring up My Little Pony again:
568-->'''Emile:''' (to Jon) "You never watch anything that I watch."\
569'''Jon:''' "You watch My Little Pony!"\
570* everyone laughs*\
571'''Jon:''' "Of course I don't watch what you watch!"
572* Jon and Josh's synchronised EvilLaugh.
573* After Emile is disappointed that Josh finished off the boss, everyone else's chanting of "You're a dick! You're a dick!"
574
575!!Episode 17
576* In one level, Emile goes on a tangent about how he was bullied excessively in high school... only to be completely ignored except a single sympathetic "Awww" from Tim.
577* Josh has this reaction to seeing the flying Boom Boom.
578-->'''Josh:''' "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Bro, calm down! Calm yo tits!"
579
580!!Episode 18
581* Jon actually being nice for once (waiting so he doesn't kill Emile by scrolling the screen up) causes them to miss a star coin and have to redo the level. Josh says he should reference the incident every time Emile complains about him being a dick in the future.
582* Jon and Josh both spontaneously decide to go quiet ("The Broads[[note]]not "broads" as in "women", but a portmanteau of "bro" and "Toads"[[/note]] have taken a vow of silence" according to Emile), prompting Tim to suggest he killed them with a fart.
583* At the end, Josh has a coughing fit and the others say he's 'dying', then Jon points out that Emile is looking at Josh 'longingly', and Josh suggests that Emile [[CrossesTheLineTwice is harbouring necrophilia fantasies about Josh's soon-to-be-dead body]].
584
585!!Episode 19
586* After Emile says that being "[[MemeticMutation Like A Boss]]" is "not the Runaway Guys way", Tim puns "we're more 'Like an Employee'."
587* Also, when confronting the miniboss at the end:
588-->'''Emile''': "You can't be a boss! You only have dots for eyes!"\
589'''Josh''': "That's racist!"
590
591!!Episode 20
592* Emile insults Star Trek (actually meaning he had never seen it and had got a bad impression from others, but it came out like an insult) and Josh retaliates on behalf of all the Trekkies by chucking him into the lava.
593* A Miiverse post says "I AM SO HORNY". Guess who the Miiverse name was? True Jon.
594** Jon (the real one!) then sees that another Miiverse poster was 'Juan', and comments "[[RhymesOnADime Jon and Juan, it's on!]]"
595** Emile even says that enabling Miiverse, for working for a straight hour, was worth it for stuff like this.
596* Tim had three deaths in the episode. The causes, according to the end display? [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]], [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]], and [[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Josh]].
597
598!!Episode 21
599* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "Charming Charlie's Chocolate Charmanders!"]]
600* On the first level, Emile and Tim head into the pipe to go get the first Star Coin. Josh, being blind at this point in the game, saw the second Star Coin and assumed it was the first, while everyone else knew that it wasn't.
601-->'''Josh''': (loudly) "'''Does nobody acknowledge that we missed the fucking Coin because you assholes went in the pipe!?'''"
602* After Josh says he has gone from assholish to apathetic, Emile says Josh has relived Jon's entire life in a day.
603** Immediately afterward, Josh suggests doing Emile's life next.
604-->'''Josh''': "Now I'll be Chuggaaconroy and scream and shit!"
605* At one point, Josh is standing on the very edge of a tilting platform that is weighed down to the right:
606-->'''Jon''': "Josh, walk to the left."\
607'''Josh''': (walks right and dies)\
608'''Jon''': "That’s not the left."\
609'''Emile''': (sings) "[[Music/{{Beyonce}} To the left, to the left]]!"\
610'''Jon''': "[[SarcasmMode Good job, Josh]]."
611* Tim throws a POW Block to make a Star Coin drop down. It makes it... but not before bouncing off Emile's head.
612
613!!Episode 22
614* During an item collecting minigame in Episode 22, Josh states that the group is concentrating, leading to him accidentally blurting out [[ThatCameOutWrong concentration]] [[DudeNotFunny camp]]. The other three react accordingly while Josh tries to explain what he meant,
615-->'''Josh''': "I was thinking, like, summer camp, and we're concentrating... I swear to god! No!"\
616'''Emile''': "Speaking of [[ThoseWackyNazis offensive in Europe]]."\
617'''Josh''': "[[ShuttingUpNow Imma just shut up now...]]"
618* They discuss the VitriolicBestBuds trope, with Emile saying that he heard Creator/AttackingTucans say that new friends are very polite with each other while best friends joke about wanting to kill each other. Josh agrees and then Emile traps him into confessing that Tucans is his best friend.
619
620!!Episode 23
621* TheStinger, which has ''Jon'' of all people making a bad pun.
622-->*after getting a Star and Mushroom from the minigame, Jon jumps on top of the question block and the dance animation plays*\
623'''Emile''': "Jon's dancing with the powerups."\
624'''Jon''': "I'm Series/DancingWithTheStars."\
625[[CollectiveGroan *everyone screams*]]
626
627!!Episode 25
628* Emile jumping into the lava just before the flagpole.
629
630!!Episode 26
631* During the first fight with Bowser, Jon just uses his P-acorn suit to fly up and hit the switch, leaving everyone else to die via falling in a pit because the cutscene prevented them from bubbling.
632-->'''Jon''': "[[LargeHam I HAVE MURDERED YOU ALL!]] '''[[LargeHam IT HAS ALL COME DOWN TO THIS MOMENT!!]]'''"
633** Made even better by how nonchalant he sounded just before this moment.
634--->'''Jon''': "Oh by the way, [[CatchPhrase bye, guys.]]"\
635'''Josh''': "[[OhCrap Bubble!!]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck BUBBLEEE!!]]''"
636** Oh, and don't forget the little cough he gives after that!
637** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUq2BPIVZvI Now animated!]]
638*** Even funnier, when Jon presses the switch, his voice and [=ACFan120's=] art style make him ''really'' reminiscent of [[{{WesternAnimation/Dilbert}} Dogbert]]
639* Emile's "Why did I have a second three-dimensional plane installed?!" at the end of the Bowser fight, which is a {{callback}} to his line in ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii'''s Bowser fight.
640
641!!Episode 27
642* The entirety of the "Run For It" level.
643* A Miiverse post:
644-->''Nick B.'': Bruce Springsteen was wrong. I was not born to run...
645* Jon referencing [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]] and Emile mistaking it for a reference to [[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons Rosie the Robot]].
646
647!!Episode 29
648* Just like in NSMB Wii, Emile and Jon's most common cause of death...each other!
649[[/folder]]
650
651[[folder:New Super Luigi U]]
652!!Running gags
653* Jon's Miiverse posts.
654-->''Two words: I can't count.''\
655''Two words: One of the shortest sentences you can make.''
656
657!!Episode 1
658* Because Mario is not in the game, Emile decides to be Yellow Toad:
659-->'''Emile''': "I will be the best Yellow Toad we've ever had!!!"\
660'''Jon''': "Even better than Josh."
661* "If cats have 9 lives, does that mean that rabbits have 99 lives?"
662* Jon says to let Tim have the power-ups, and he accidentally takes them all. Emile says this:
663-->'''Emile''': "'Let Tim get the power-ups,' he said."
664
665!!Episode 2
666* Emile does the by now traditional spoof of a cartoon theme song...this time it's ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Runawayniacs]]''.
667* All three of the Guys are so busy taking the time to make sure they get the best bonus combinations on the hidden level that they are caught completely offguard when they run out of time just before hitting the flagpole and have to redo the level.
668
669!!Episode 3
670* This gem:
671-->'''Emile''': "You know Jon, you're like [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Viridi]], you can be really nice when you try."\
672(Beat)\
673'''Jon''': "[[SarcasmMode Yea, that's gonna help the shipping stuff]] we have to deal with when you compare me to Viridi."\
674'''Emile''': "OH NO! And people [[CallBack compare me to Pit]], dang it! I didn't even think before I spoke!"\
675'''Jon''': "[[SarcasmMode You not think before you speak, WHA?]]"
676
677!!Episode 4
678* Jon spots a Miiverse post...by himself. And it's a joke about Waluigi. (He claims he made at least 30 posts on the game and only that one involved Waluigi).
679* Jon climbs up a vine first, only for the game to randomly decide to instead have Emile at the top of the vine when the screen shifts.
680* Emile pointing out a rendering error in the mushroom house when his character dances both in front of and behind Toad at the same time.
681* Just like Tim and Josh in the past, Jon manages to pause the game when he's trying to bubble.
682* Both Jon and Emile try to jump for a coin, only for both of their jump button pushes not to register. They fall into the pit below and Tim gets it.
683
684!!Episode 5
685* Not even 45 seconds in, [[EpicFail they fail out of a level.]]
686* At one point, Jon tries to risk his life for a star coin... Only for [[BewareTheNiceOnes Tim]] to rush in and grab it before he could. Made better just a few moments later when he accidentally bounces Tim into the next star coin. And also by Tim singing the "I am an asshole" song. Emile even [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this by pointing out that first Jon was the dick, then he was a dick, and now Tim is being a dick, so they're all evil.
687
688!!Episode 6
689* [[BerserkButton Slippery Shoes]] + [[FrictionlessIce Ice Physics]] + [[InterfaceScrew Different controller]] = constant {{Angrish}} from Jon.
690
691!!Episode 7
692* "Darn kids get off my intro!"
693* Halfway into the level "Weighty Waddlewings", both Jon and Tim get killed by a group of Waddlewings.
694* Jon loses a life because Emile pops his bubble ''by jumping on it over a pit''.
695
696!!Episode 8
697* This is the established trainwreck for this LP, including one time all of them bubbling ''[[EpicFail at the very beginning of the level]]''. Which you can see [[http://youtu.be/-F-9r2Bo23w?t=5m5s here]].
698* And we get to see another comment from Jon, this time about the Bowser snowman.
699* Emile makes a pun, which is immediately followed by this gem.
700-->'''Emile''': "I take all your energy, I sap it out of your...cockles, and add it to mine."\
701'''Jon''': "I'm sorry, my ''WHAT?''"
702
703!!Episode 9
704* We get possibly the greatest AccidentalInnuendo ever. Of all time. Found [[http://youtu.be/HvyxJz5YaOk?t=5m31s here]].
705-->'''Emile''': "Whoa! Two or three-up, my ''ass''!"\
706'''Jon''': "[[LampshadeHanging Youuuu might want to rephrase that one]]."
707
708!!Episode 10
709* Emile accuses [[EnemyMine Jon]] of wanting to kill him as the latter throws a Koopa shell at some enemies, with Jon pointing out that he hasn't tried to kill him yet in the entire LP. [[HypocriticalHumour Emile later states that he constantly expects it due to putting up with years of "Jon's constant abuse".]]
710-->'''Emile''': "Jon..."\
711'''Jon''': "Why? I tried to kill that thing. Calm down."\
712'''Emile''': "Oh."\
713'''Jon''': "I'm not always trying to kill you! In fact I haven't even tried to kill you this entire LP!"\
714'''Emile''': "I'm sorry, but after so many years of constant abuse I'm just used to--"\
715'''Jon''': "Wow, way to make me sound like a ''total asshole''!"
716** Also in Episode 10, we have this exchange as Emile gets a Penguin Suit.
717--->'''Emile''': "I need to embrace my inner penguin to move through this stage."\
718''[Gets hit almost immediately]''\
719'''Emile''': "Crap."\
720'''Jon''': "[[DeadpanSnarker You embraced it well. So well.]] [[HypocriticalHumour Not that I did any better.]]"
721* During one part of the video, Emile says that Nintendo released the 2DS, "a weird awkward system that nobody wants, it really is the Year of Luigi".
722
723!!Episode 11
724* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=L-X2A_K0CAs#t=298 Tim randomly hits the A button]] to bring up Miiverse posts while they're hanging around on the map... And the ''very first'' Miiverse post in range says, "Hi Protonjon Nintendocaprisun and chuggaconroy (sic)!" The guys break down laughing, and spend a good minute or so discussing how that particular Miiverse post knew to target them specifically.
725
726!!Episode 12
727* When Emile and Tim are laughing at the frustrated noises Jon is making:
728-->'''Jon''': "I believe it's called {{Angrish}} according to Website/TVTropes."
729* The ending, where Jon goes into faux CutenessProximity.
730
731!!Episode 13
732* Jon spends the majority of the episode spewing out {{Angrish}} and rage at the game's controls.
733-->'''Jon''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you game! Fuck you!]]"
734* The guys discover that the final Star Coin in the Ghost House either requires you to keep a star in effect until the end of the stage (which they deem impossible with three players) or have a Flying Squirrel powerup. So they use an acorn. As they start the stage, Jon says [[TemptingFate "If we all lose our flying squirrel suits before we get the star..."]]. Cue ''all three of them losing the powerup on the first jump of the stage'' '''seconds''' ''afterward.'' Jon then tells them not to worry, since there's acorns in a nearby block. Cue all the acorns falling off the edge and Jon almost dying trying to get one.
735* Near the end of the episode, after the guys have finished an absolutely nightmarish Boo house stage, they read a Miiverse post that says "LOL so easy". Emile is not amused.
736-->'''Emile''': [''groans''] "Oh ''screw'' you!"
737
738!!Episode 14
739* The guys end up having their SECOND episode where things go wrong.
740
741!!Episode 15
742* Tim's "foreshadowing" pun is enough to make ''Emile'' groan, while Jon seems to miss it altogether.
743* On the stats listing at the end, Jon's one proper death (by the purple goop) is attributed to "[[CatchPhrase Death Water]]".
744
745!!Episode 16
746* At the beginning of the video, the life counter shows that Jon has 70 lives and Emile has 72. Tim? ''1''. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Although he did redeem himself and brought his lives up again later in this episode and the rest of the LP]].
747* Also at the beginning, everyone decides to make references to ''Minecraft'' because of the location they're in (Rock-Candy Mines).
748* As well as this, apparently Jon spent his time on his Nintendo 3DS during the intro.
749
750!!Episode 17
751* The intro:
752-->'''Emile''': "An unlikely hero. Two fungi sidekicks. A damsel in distress. And we are stowaways on this spine coaster to save her. This is ''Super Luigi U''. Let's do it."
753* And Tim's reaction to the aforementioned line.
754* The guys when Tim dies (while Emile and Jon are in bubbles) and have to start the spine coaster level over.
755* At the end of the level "Spike's Seesaws", Jon and Tim reach the top of the flagpole and get a 1-Up, but not Emile.
756
757!!Episode 18
758* Jon somehow manages to grab Nabbit while in midair, only for the two of them land in a BottomlessPit. The Guys discover that New Super Luigi U considers this to be a successful escape for Nabbit despite him being well short of the goal.
759-->'''Emile''': "OOOH, WHAT?"\
760'''Jon''': "'''''WAIT, WHAT? WHAT?'''''"\
761'''Tim''': "WHAT?"\
762'''Emile''': "I've never seen that before!"\
763'''Jon''': "'''''BULLSHIT! Fuck you game!'''''"
764* Everyone spontaneously bursting into [[Series/TheMuppetShow the "Mahna Mahna" song]].
765
766!!Episode 19
767* Emile uses "penguin-ing" as a verb and Jon complains. "That's not how you English."
768
769!!Episode 20
770* Emile randomly says "I like you, [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]!". Jon is very confused. Emile gets annoyed and spends the rest of the video reminding Jon that he said that whenever Jon says something vaguely insulting to him.
771
772!!Episode 21
773* The opening:
774-->'''Jon''' *in a deep voice* "In the clouds, no one can hear you scream. But they can probably hear you yell a lot and swear, as God knows that's what I've been doing. Welcome back to Meringue Clouds Ghost House. In New Super Luigi U."\
775'''Emile''': "They say that no one can hear you scream in the clouds, except the person standing right next to you. Don't be that guy."
776* Before starting the first level of the video:
777-->'''Emile''': (speaking like a ValleyGirl) "That's ''so'' '''totally''' raven!"\
778'''Jon''': (quietly) "Please never do that again."\
779'''Emile''': "Challenge accepted!"\
780'''Jon''': (laughs) "I like that challenge, keep it up."
781
782!!Episode 22
783* The video description:
784-->Three heroes, two boss stages, and one pissed off Jon!
785* At the beginning, Jon and Emile get into an argument about "Vampire Squirrels".
786* Jon gets killed by the same moving block ''twice''.
787* By the time they reach the third star coin of the castle ''all three of them bubble and kick themselves out of the level''.
788
789!!Episode 23
790* At the end, Jon and Emile have a brief CavemenVsAstronautsDebate about whether the overworld map is meant to imply their characters are going straight through the doors of Peach's Castle or finding a secret way up the back. After a while, Emile lampshades how pointless the argument is.
791
792!!Episode 24
793* It begins with the Guys suffering TotalPartyKill. Twice. '''In the first minute of the video.'''
794* Tim is this close to getting the final hit on Bowser, with Emile calling it, until Tim misses it by the slightest margin. Cue the BigNo from Emile.
795* Jon steals the last hit on Bowser from Tim's second attempt, leading the Guys to realize that Jon landed every hit on Bowser after he had stolen Bowser Jr.'s Clown Kart from the other two every time. This leads him to confirm that he plays better when he's an asshole after all.
796
797!!Episode 25
798* This one provides another hilarious trainwreck: '''P-Switch ''Peril.'''''
799* Specifically, Jon's outburst near the end after he successfully pulls off a trick to bypass the last of the level's obstacles.
800-->'''Jon''': *beat* "''Wow, that was cathartic.''"
801
802!!Episode 26
803* They made it through three Star World stages with ease, but the last one was yet ANOTHER disaster.
804* Out of anger of failing, yet another run of a stage, there's this gem:
805-->'''Emile''': "Love of... [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 the Monado]]!"
806
807!!Episode 27
808* After going through the entire game without using a single continue, Tim loses all his lives on the level "Impossible Pendulums"... and has to use one. And Jon and Emile don't even realize it until they reach the flagpole.
809-->'''Jon''': "RIGHT AT THE END!"\
810'''Emile''': "NO, TIM!"
811[[/folder]]
812
813[[folder:Super Mario [=3D=] World]]
814!!General/Running Gags
815* Jon's MLG horns.
816* Tim ending up stuck in a bubble because he was too late to reaching the flagpole.
817* Masae's eternal quest for the crown.
818
819!!Episode 1
820* The three guys begin their LP by singing a song...''to the tune of The Legend of Zelda's theme.''
821-->'''Tim''': "We're going...to play Super Mariooo! But in that caaaaase, why am I singing the Zelda sooong?"\
822'''Jon''': "Because we just played ''Hyrule Warriorrrsss'', right before this gaaaame, because we couldn't come uuuppp…"\
823'''Jon and Emile''': "...WITH AN INTROOOO!!"\
824'''Tim''': (singsong) "Well there you gooooo...!"
825* Guest star LetsPlay/MasaeAnela initially posing as Jon's left hand. Your left hand is your girlfriend?
826* After that above gag, they introduce Masae properly...
827-->'''Emile''': ''(to Masae)'' "And you'll be playing as...?"\
828'''Masae''': "Um...the one in the dress."\
829'''Jon''': "You mean Luigi? Sweet!"\
830'''Masae''': "...YEAH!"
831** Which is followed by the roll call of the team, and the characters they will be playing as:
832--->'''Emile''': "I'm-" ''(suddenly does a Mario accent)'' "I'm-a Mario!"\
833'''Jon''': ''(does the Mario accent too)'' "I'm-a Blue Toad!"\
834'''Tim''': ''(also does the accent)'' "'''I'm'''-a Luigi!"\
835'''Masae''': ''(does no Mario accent, but says with a positive tone)'' "I am the one in the dress."\
836'''Jon''': "Yay! Gender stereotyping, YAAAAAY!!"\
837'''Everyone''': ''(all cheer and whoo)''
838* Masae continues to be DeadpanSnarker towards Emile.
839-->'''Emile''': "I'm so sad..."\
840'''Masae''': "Are you sure you have friends?"
841* Jon and Emile start randomly singing Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing", before Tim belts out a line ''very'' loud. Surprisingly, he enters a warp pipe at that moment, forcing everyone into said pipe, and also forcing Emile to do a pun related to Tim's 'pipes'. Masae is not amused.
842* At the end of the video, there's an outtake of Emile clapping.
843-->'''Emile''': "I hurt my hands..."
844
845!!Episode 2
846* Continuing their tradition with [=LPs=] of ''Super Mario'' games, the intro has Emile and Masae doing a parody of ''the WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures theme song'' of all things! They even put [[FunWithSubtitles sing-along styled subtitles]] on the screen as they sing! Words can't do justice on how hilarious this is! The song goes as follows:
847-->'''Emile''': "We're tiny!\
848We're Timmy!\
849We're all a little loon(e)y!\
850And in this playthrough-ny...\
851We're invading your YT!\
852We're Let's Play dispensers\
853We crack up all the censors\
854On Tiny Tim Adventures...\
855We're a bunch of oddities!"\
856'''Tim''': "IN THE BATHROOM"\
857'''Emile''': "So here's Sprixie Kingdom...\
858It's eight long worlds of fun\
859We run and jump like some big chumps...\
860Until our lives are none!"\
861'''Masae''': "The script's non-existent\
862It's all so inconsistent!"\
863'''Emile and Masae''': "On Tiny Tim Adventures it's about to start!"\
864'''Emile''': "Onward to TRG's project, we're at it once again\
865With my bad puns, we'll all cringe tons...\
866Since two-thousand and ten!\
867Jon's whiny, he's moody and just a little snooty...\
868('''Jon''': "''Wow!''")\
869It's Tiny Tim Adventures come and join the fun!"\
870'''Jon''': "Well fuck you too!"\
871'''Masae''': "And now his puns are done."
872* Jon states that tips won't help, since they recorded months in advance... [[Main/HilariousInHindsight given what they bring up next episode, however]]...
873
874!!Episode 3
875* Right from the start, we get hilarity, because they had to redo this episode due to Emile not recording the commentary originally... ''and this was noticed '''[[FromBadToWorse after they finished the series]]'''''.
876* In the end of the episode, everyone blamed Emile for making the episode end early. Emile's following exchange is this:
877-->'''Emile''': "But that's just Emiiillleee...!"\
878'''(Beat)'''\
879'''Tim''': "''A'' '''''GAME''''' ''EMILEEEE!''"\
880'''Both''': "Thanksss for watchinnnggg!"\
881'''Jon''': (with no emotion) "Ohhhh god, save me now."
882** Followed by Tim referencing Game Theory's 'end-card tournament'...which happens during the end-card of the episode.
883
884!!Episode 4
885* An inappropriate (but conveniently censored for viewers) Miiverse post scrolls by, leaving a plethora of funny reactions from the group.
886-->'''Emile''': "Dicks on Miiverse, Nintendo employee was eating a sandwich!"
887* Another slot machine shows up, but they screw up the timing ''again''; Jon ends up jumping before the proper countdown. The funnier part? They still get ¾ of the reels matching without the countdown and Jon was the odd one out!
888* Since one of the levels relied practically entirely on the player holding the game pad, Emile decided it was his turn to be the troll. Exemplified by the following line:
889-->'''Emile''': "Jon has taught me well."
890
891!!Episode 5
892* The gang runs through a boss gauntlet level, only for Emile to barely edge out Masae in points. When Masae expresses disappointment over losing out on the winner's crown, the following conversation takes place:
893-->'''Masae''': "Nooooo! I was so close! My crown..."\
894'''Emile''': "Aww, I'm sorry. But you already have a crown upon your head..."\
895'''Masae''': "IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH!"\
896''(beat)''\
897'''Emile''': "Oh!"\
898''(Tim busts out laughing)''
899
900!!Episode 6
901* The beginning of the episode.
902-->'''Jon''': (in raspy voice) "Hey Luigi, I've got a secret to share with you."\
903'''Tim''': *buuuurrrrp*\
904'''Jon''': (Still in the same voice): "That's a pretty good secret."\
905''(everyone laughs)''
906* This exchange:
907-->'''Emile''': "Y'know, when you expend a shriek that high pitched, you really do deserve to win, so congratulations."\
908''({{Beat}})''\
909'''Masae''': "...what does my squeal have to do with me deserving to win?"\
910'''Emile''': "I mean, the loudness of your squeal showed how bad you wanted it and you got it!"\
911'''Masae''': "[[LampshadeHanging So is that why you're so loud all the time? Because you always want to win?]]"\
912''(Jon starts laughing)''\
913'''Tim''': "Oooh, she set you up on that one!"\
914'''Emile''': "...I'm gonna go cry now."
915
916!!Episode 7
917* At the beginning, Jon is spinning around and singing the Mexican Hat Dance, while holding Masae over his head, so Emile can't ground pound her and take the crown away. Meanwhile, Masae is moaning about how dizzy she is.
918* Jon and Tim pondering what makes Captain Toad's backpack so heavy, and they jokingly state that ''Treasure Tracker'' is a prequel to ''[=3D=] World''. Ironically, [[HilariousInHindsight it is]].
919* The guys celebrating someone's birthday has Jon spamming MLG horns.
920* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnFHPsZEcJ0&feature=youtu.be&t=13m40s They're so lonely that nobody taught them grammar]]."
921* The ending, where they go discuss about depressing thoughts about social environments, only to quickly end the topic... until they see yet another depressing thing: a Miiverse post referencing ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''.
922* The last line of the episode:
923-->'''Jon''': ''(cheerfully)'' "Join us next week when we discuss about The Great Depression! See you then! '''''YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!'''''" ''(MLG horns)''
924
925!!Episode 8
926* Halfway through the video, what else but Dick Butt makes an appearance in a Miiverse post. The reactions are appropriate and hilarious, to say the least.
927* Emile's description of the Wii U gamepad:
928-->'''Emile:''' "You designed this really big fancy controller[[labelnote:*]]'''Masae:''' Help me![[/labelnote]] with like two thousand buttons, a touchscreen, a microphone, and a cheese grater on it, why don't you actually use it?"
929-->'''Jon:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Where's the cheese grater? I could use that!]]
930* In Switchboard Falls, their struggles with a certain loop where the "!" blocks switch the rails. It ends up switching back and forth a ''lot''. Then Jon starts trolling.
931-->'''Jon:''' '''''[[ChaoticNeutral CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!]]'''''
932* "[[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever ATTACK OF THE]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext GIANT CANADIAN!]]"
933* After beating the castle, they discuss how the Sprixie Princess may have been trapped inside her own home, watching from a bottle. Jon brings up the issue of toilet trouble, and Masae is grossed out...for a second.
934-->'''Masae:''' Apple juice.
935-->'''Emile (amused):''' Apple juice?
936-->'''Jon:''' Ewwwwwwww! What the ''fuck''?
937-->'''Masae:'''*starts laughing*
938-->'''Tim:''' Um...
939-->'''Emile:''' Hey--you got a "what the fuck?" out of Jon before I did, that's an achievement!
940
941!!Episode 9
942* In the beginning of the episode, Emile tells us the problem he has with the Miiverse stamps: there's a cloud stamp and every other post uses it to make fart jokes.
943* Shortly after that, Emile nonchalantly mentions that they're getting a 1-Up (from collecting a coin on the map), which prompts this from Jon and Masae:
944-->'''Jon and Masae:''' "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY."
945* Pretty much ALL of the gang's camera trouble in Ant Trooper Hill and everyone's reactions to it, given that it randomly locks onto Tim when not needed.
946* This conversation during the outro:
947-->'''Jon (to Masae):''' "You're so bad at fake crying, I love it."\
948'''Masae:''' "You are - you're like, Smilin - he's like, Smiling!"\
949'''Emile:''' "I am! I have tears in my eyes now!"\
950'''Jon:''' "They're tears of happiness! You're happy about talking about getting punched!"\
951'''Masae:''' "He loves it! He Loves it!"\
952'''Emile:''' "I'm happy she abuses me!"\
953''(beat)''\
954'''Masae:''' "'''Wha...'''"\
955'''Jon:''' "OK!!! '''OKAY!''' Moving On!"\
956'''Masae:''' "Time to go!"
957
958
959!!Episode 10
960* Tim's joke at the beginning that CrossesTheLineTwice.
961
962!!Episode 12
963* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJ15V1Le9Y&feature=youtu.be&t=10m30s The Goomba]] that inexplicably follows the main characters.
964* Emile calls Masae cute after getting the crown in Level 5-1.
965-->'''Masae:''' "Yay! Yay!"\
966'''Emile:''' "Can you see how happy we've made her? Can you see how cute she sounds?"\
967'''Masae:''' "Excuse me?"\
968'''Jon:''' "...Wow! That went away ''fast!''"\
969'''Emile:''' "Why do you get so upset when people call you cute?"\
970'''Masae:''' "Only you."\
971''(Jon starts laughing)''
972** Jon then decides to see if that's true.
973--->'''Jon:''' "Hey let's test this." (Casually) "That was pretty cute, Masae."\
974({{Beat}})\
975'''Masae:''' "Thank you."\
976'''Jon:''' "You're welcome."\
977'''Emile:''' "You- your cheeks turned red."\
978'''Masae:''' "You're very nice."\
979'''Jon:''' "I love how, for a split second, you looked incredibly pissed, and then realized it was Emi- what we were talking about and like 'Oh wait! Gotta smile!'"\
980''(Masae starts laughing)''\
981'''Emile:''' "Yeah, she li- yeah, she paused."\
982'''Jon:''' "There was a split second of like sheer pissed-off anger on her face, it was so good!"
983* As Emile is going through the Captain Toad level, Masae considers heckling him, but Jon says they should leave him alone. When Emile tells them they've been tame, Masae starts poking him, which Jon is against at first not wanting Emile to fail the level and start over Emile then makes a pun to quit poking him ("Hey what do you think I am, [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} "Poke" e mon]]? After that Jon changes his mind and tells her to resume poking.
984** After finishing the Captain Toad level, Emile accidentally skips the Miiverse messages.
985-->'''Jon''': Emile! What did we just talk about?!
986-->'''Masae''': I wish you guys could see the look of utter exasperation on Jon's face.
987
988!!Episode 14
989* Jon and Masae touch the flagpole at the end of stage 5-5, but Emile and Tim are automatically bubbled in midair right as they are about to jump to it. They react accordingly.
990
991!!Episode 16
992* Emile tries to softly push Masae off playfully from a log raft, so Masae retaliates by grabbing and tossing him, which, with the momentum of the raft, ends up sending him into the poison and costing him a life. The nervous "You diiick-" Masae says while the raft speeds up and she tosses him only adds to the moment.
993!!Episode 17
994* At the beginning of the video Emile is trying to get his cat Kirby to make a meow noise. Jon uses this chance to make the [[CallBack "Nya"]] sound, much to Emile's embarrassment.
995
996!!Episode 18
997* During Mystery House Throwdown, they were running out of time trying to get the 4th Green Star and in the midst of chaos, Masae unknowingly threw Jon into the pit, leaving Jon confused on how he died. The slowed down replay is something that needs to be witnessed.
998* At one point, the guys are going down a warp pipe. Emile ground pounds as Masae is about to enter, which knocks Masae off the ledge. Guess how she reacts.
999
1000!!Episode 19
1001* Jon and Masae silently fighting to keep each other off the Green Star spawn point in Fort Fire Bros' marble puzzle. Somehow, Emile manages to grab the Green Star when it spawns, though, confusing everybody.
1002* Switchblack Ruins starts with Masae accidentally tossing Jon into a torch while trying to get a run boost.
1003* After Switchblack Ruins, the group discusses whether to go into the Toad House it unlocked, with Emile claiming that the Fire Flowers they have are unwanted. When they go in, the present Emile selects only gives a Super Mushroom, which none of the players can use at the moment, so they leave abruptly.
1004
1005!!Episode 20
1006* The intro. Emile stretches his back, sounding like 'an anime school girl'.
1007* After they refight the Brolder Blockade, Emile jumps back into the stage. Jon Randomizes the characters, and the actually start fighting the miniboss again before Emile exits out of the stage.
1008* During Trick Trap Tower, Jon and Tim get knocked out of a lift because Emile walked into them.
1009
1010!!Episode 21
1011* The intro, again.
1012-->'''Masae''': "Right now, I feel like Emile embodies the attitude of a typical cat. He's the king of everything and we're all his puny minions."
1013* Masae jumping the gun during that video's Jackpot round too.
1014
1015!!Episode 22
1016* In Castle-7, Jon accidentally enters the pipe that takes them to the next section literally seconds before the rest can grab the next green star. Tim manages to make it by crossing on top of the pipe over lava even while Masae accidentally falls in only to jump off directly in front of the pipe, which automatically sucks him in back to the next section of the level, undoing his work.
1017
1018!!Episode 24
1019* [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] Chuggaa's Lost Innocence. Partway through the episode, Emile compliments Jon on using a word not heard often (opaque), and Jon asks if he's complimenting his vernacular. Emile then states that he thought vernacular meant something much more vulgar than it really is with this gem. It has to be seen to be believed...
1020-->'''Emile''': "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I like how I thought that the vernacular was a sex organ]]."\
1021'''Tim''': "Whoops."\
1022'''Jon''': "What?"\
1023'''Emile''': "Yes I did."\
1024'''Masae''': [[{{Corpsing}} (embarrassed let's player giggling)]]\
1025'''Jon''': "W-Wait, say that again in full, please?"\
1026'''Tim''': "Uh... what?"\
1027'''Emile''': "For, like, years, I thought the vernacular was, like, a sexual organ."\
1028'''Masae''': "What would it be? Wha... what would it be?"\
1029'''Jon''': "Maybe he didn't know the ''real'' word for it?"\
1030'''Emile''': "It's like, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper 'I've got a cramp in my vernacular']]-" [[OhCrap (embarrassed let's player giggling)]]\
1031'''Jon''': "A cramp in your vernacular..."\
1032'''Tim''': "Suck on my vernacular!"
1033* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AwnuvTSFA Now animated!]]
1034
1035!!Episode 25
1036* At the end of the episode, Jon states that he, Masae, and Tim were gonna punch Emile in his [[NeverLiveItDown vernacular]]. Emile's response is to run away...[[EpicFail only to slam into his bedroom door.]] The others' reactions are priceless.
1037* "It moves as soon as one person '''''[[OhCrap TOUCHESIT!]]'''''"
1038
1039!!Episode 26
1040* The introduction:
1041-->'''Emile''': "Does that mean I punched you in your vernacular?"\
1042''(beat)''\
1043'''Masae''': ''(deadpan)'' "Can I murder him yet?"\
1044'''Jon''': "Go for it. I'm surprised it took you this long."
1045* Jon looks up at Bowser's tower and decides that Bowser is [[TakeThat Donald]] [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]].
1046
1047!!Episode 27
1048* At the end of the video, the gang finally encounters Rosalina and Emile immediately attempts to ground pound her, only to harmlessly bounce off.
1049-->'''Emile''': "She's... using a force field to stop me from sticking my butt on her head."\
1050'''Jon''': "That's a good use of a force field."\
1051'''Tim''': "Back to Twitter!"
1052
1053!!Episode 28
1054* Jon's amazing, literal pride before a fall moment in "The Great Goal Pole".
1055-->'''Jon''': [Gets ahead of the Goal Pole] "[[TemptingFate I'M WINNING THE RACE NOW, GOAL POLE!]]" [Immediately misses a jump and falls in a pit]
1056* At the end of their third attempt at the level, Masae and Emile end up tied... for last place... at ''zero points'', resulting in Emile blurting this out:
1057-->'''Emile''': "[[DiggingYourselfDeeper LOOK EVERYBODY, MASAE AND I ARE LOSERS]]!!!"\
1058'''Masae''': "Why..." *starts crying*\
1059'''Jon''': "[[SarcasmMode You know JUST what to say, don't you? You are the most tactful person in the world]]."
1060
1061!!Episode 29
1062* Jon accidently throws a Bob-omb at Masae. She frantically throws it back, [[EpicFail and it hits the platform they're on and blows it up, sending them both plummeting to their doom]].
1063
1064%%!!Episode 32:
1065%%* The intro.
1066%%!!Episode 33:
1067%%* The ending.
1068!!Episode 34:
1069* The intro:
1070-->'''Tim:''' "What's the worst thing you can come across on the internet?"\
1071'''Emile:''' "[[Series/FamilyFeud NAKED GRANDMA]]!"\
1072'''Jon:''' "[[ShockSite Lemonparty?]]"\
1073'''Masae:''' "[[RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]]?"\
1074''(beat)''\
1075'''Tim:''' "Your keyboard."
1076* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BPS7czcIJs World Flower-5 was a trainwreck]] [[JerkassBall for the wrong reasons]]. For reference, the third star can only be gotten if Blue Toad jumps onto a switch. When they first come across it, Jon approached it, with Emile and Masae hovering over him in hopes of getting it for themselves.
1077-->'''Jon''': "Back off! BACK OFF!"\
1078'''Emile''': "Throw him onto it! Throw him!"
1079** ''Then'' it turned out [[MassOhCrap the star was on the other end of the segment]], meaning it was a mad rush to try and get it before the other. It resulted in Jon getting it ''at the expense of getting everyone booted out of the stage.''
1080--->'''Jon''': "[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK ALL Y'ALL!]]"
1081** Take two: This time, everyone but Jon got onto the cloud where the star would spawn. [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Jon is not amused]].
1082--->'''Jon''': "[[DeadpanSnarker Hey guys, I can't press the button because the camera won't pan! Imagine that]]!"\
1083'''Masae''': "Yes you can! [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve BELIEVE]]!!"
1084** ''Then'' after Emile and Masae started encouraging him to just guess where the button is, [[{{Troll}} Jon decided to refuse to press the button until everyone went over to his 'corner']], [[IllKillYou even threatening to throw Masae off a cliff when she tries to throw him onto the button]]. [[IGaveMyWord He does.]] However, as they were racing a second time, [[LaserGuidedKarma Jon falls off the cloud and dies]], [[ShaggyDogStory leaving Emile to take the star]].
1085* They then proceed to debate whether or not Peach is claustrophobic.
1086
1087!!Episode 35:
1088* Masae is playing as Peach and the guys are ribbing her about how useless Peach is and how Peach gets kidnapped every week. Her thoughts?
1089-->'''Masae''': "Bowser's a dick!"
1090
1091!!Episode 37:
1092* [[https://youtu.be/YtIQoX0_G5Q?t=25m40s The outro:]]
1093-->'''Masae:''' (after both Tim and Jon desync) "I'm still herrre. I'm still herrre."\
1094'''Emile:''' "Just you and me."\
1095'''Masae:''' "Please..."\
1096''(Jon Resyncs)''\
1097'''Jon:''' "Third Wheel!"\
1098'''Emile:''' "[[BigNo Noooooo]]!"\
1099'''Masae:''' "[[BigYes Yaaaaaaay]]!"
1100
1101!!Episode 38:
1102* "[[https://youtu.be/v9Rp9_hjSPc?t=3m10s Guys, just stand on the damn switches]]."
1103
1104!!Episode 41:
1105* After finally getting through Champion's Road, Masae, somehow, almost runs the timer out by going through the final pipe (keyword almost).
1106* Then, Jon decides to demonstrate the Infinite 1-Up Trick in World 1-2[[labelnote:Explanation]]To do it, the player must throw a Green Koopa Shell in one of the small crevices near the beginning of the level and stomp on the shell endlessly. The player's score will double with each stomp until it switches to giving 1-Ups with each stomp.[[/labelnote]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong only for it to get loose and kill Tim]]. Then he does it for real, [[EpicFail and gets killed by the Koopa Shell midway through.]]
1107** Then Emile decides to take a crack at it. As Jon [[TemptingFate predicted]], he does it perfectly.
1108-->'''Jon''': "''Shit.''" ([[RageQuit throws his controller]])\
1109'''Emile''': "Threw his controller- Hey, [[StealthPun this is the Runaway Guys' 'Thrown Controllers']]!"
1110** On top of that, as lampshaded by the man himself, ''that'' is what made Jon throw his controller. Not [[ThatOneLevel "Champions Road"]]; ''failing the 1-Up trick''.
1111[[/folder]]
1112
1113[[folder:Super Mario Bros. 3]]
1114!!General/Running Gags
1115* Anytime a projectile or enemy flies over Emile harmlessly, he almost always panics and leaps right into it.
1116* The fact that, by pure coincidence, Tim has been the one to tackle almost all of Bowser's airships at the end of each World. He's even the one to play the airship stage in World 8.
1117
1118!!Episode 1
1119* Emile winds up dying twice. ''[[EpicFail On World 1-1]]''.
1120** And three times on World 1-4 (which is auto-scrolling).
1121
1122!!Episode 2
1123* Jon and Tim have a somewhat sadistic discussion on which of ThatOneLevel from the game to subject Emile to.
1124* Emile's repeated loss of lives causes Jon to start TemptingFate at one point.
1125-->'''Jon:''' "You did it! You found a 1-up! Now to lose it immediately!"\
1126''(Emile falls into water and crashes into a Cheep Cheep, reducing him to Tiny Mario)''\
1127'''Emile:''' "No! No! No no no noooooooooo!"\
1128'''Jon:''' "I was joking! I was joking! Don't actually lose it!"\
1129'''Emile:''' "I wasn't meaning to make your prophecy come true!"
1130
1131!!Episode 4
1132* Jon puts on a Frog Suit to look for a secret, only to realize it was in a later level then precedes to beat the level he's on which he does so flawlessly. This, in turn, passes it to Emile, who believes he'll lose it within the first enemy of the level. What ''actually'' happens is that he falls into the water, frantically swims away from the Cheep Cheeps ([[TraumaButton as he thought he was in a Boss Bass stage and freaked out, going into fight-or-flight response due to the trauma he endured with the level making it so that he never saw anything for himself beyond world 3]]), and ''gets to the end unharmed'', only losing the Frog Suit because a Fire Flower overrode it. It then gets topped off with him getting the third mushroom card for extra lives. Jon and Tim are in utter disbelief.
1133** For the cherry on top of the irony cake, the level Tim plays right after Emile passed his turn ''IS'' the Boss Bass stage that Emile was stuck on for years.
1134
1135!!Episode 9
1136* In World 6-6, Tim starts humming a Britney Spears song, leading him and Emile to make a couple bad puns regarding her song titles and Emile [[ItMakesSenseInContext to mistakenly think Jon is talking about Britney Spears literally appearing in the game]].
1137-->'''Jon:''' "Why do we all know way too much about Britney Spears songs?"
1138
1139!!Episode 10
1140* Toward the end of the episode, Emile gives us this gem:
1141-->'''Emile:''' "[[AccidentalInnuendo You handled the women]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext I handled the Mortimers]]."
1142
1143!!Episode 11
1144* Emile plays the matching card game and Jon reminds him that they know where one Star is. Emile immediately flips it, mistakenly thinking that Jon was about to tell him where the other one was, and they proceed to bicker about it LikeAnOldMarriedCouple.
1145** They do it ''again'' later on, this time about airships being autoscrolling levels.
1146
1147!!Episode 12
1148* Early on, Emile not only has a Fire Flower power-up but gets an Invincibility Star, only to waste both of them by almost immediately running right off a cliff.
1149* In the same stage, Emile proceeds to panic twice which caused him to jump at the two green paratroopas at the very end of the level.
1150* In total, Emile lost 12 lives on this very stage.
1151
1152!!Episode 15
1153* During one attempt at Bowser, Emile tries to hide on top of the door to Peach's cell, aiming to dash under the high arc of Bowser's jump. [[https://youtu.be/RR5k3E1Z3nY?t=19m33s Bowser proceeds to perform a fast diagonal lunge]] that catches all three of them off guard in its abruptness.
1154** A few minutes later, [[https://youtu.be/RR5k3E1Z3nY?t=24m52s Bowser trolls Emile again]], performing that same homing lunge instead of his normal leap.
1155* At one point, Jon takes over and tries to beat the stage [[SelfImposedChallenge using the Frog Suit]], only just missing getting to Bowser. After Emile finally beats him, Jon admits that, had he won, he would have immediately [[KickTheDog jumped to his death and handed the controller back to Emile]].

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