Line #36 Funny/TheBatmanVsDracula


1	* Penguin gets quite a few. Such as his reaction to seeing hundreds of crosses in the cemetery. Meaning the treasure he’s looking for could be ''anywhere''.
2	* This exchange between Dracula and the Penguin:
3	-->'''Penguin:''' GAAH! Dead guys don't do that!
4	-->'''Dracula:''' Not ''dead''. Undead.
5	-->'''Penguin:''' I think I need to unwet my pants.
6	* When Dracula tries to get Penguin to be his slave, Penguin gets all sassy with him:
7	-->'''Penguin:''' Whoa whoa whoa! I'll have you know, sir, I am a COBBLEPOT! And Cobblepots do NOT serve!
8	** One hypnotism later:
9	--->'''Penguin:''' I'm Penguin, I'll be your server.
10	* When the Joker first comes upon Dracula's casket:
11	-->'''Joker:''' Oooh, that is one fat-looking vault.
12	-->''(Opens up the coffin and sees Dracula's body)''
13	-->'''Joker:''' ...That's one good-looking corpse.
14	-->''(Dracula's eyes suddenly snap open)''
15	-->'''Joker:''' ''(ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)''
16	** Penguin's reaction to Joker being eaten is rather darkly humorous too.
17	--->'''Penguin:''' ''(thoroughly disturbed)'' Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.
18	** And before all that, his [[AsideGlance response]] to the Joker declaring himself [[BackFromTheDead "Back from the grave!"]]
19	--->'''Penguin:''' [[LampshadeHanging Yeah, a lotta that goin' around...]]
20	** And even before that, Joker's response to Penguin's YouExclamation when he sees him in the cemetery.
21	--->'''Joker:''' Everyone's so shocked to see me these days; you, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating?
22	* Earlier in the blood bank scene, after Joker has chugged down quite a few vials of blood... he then [[SommelierSpeak briefly describes the taste of it]] as if he were at a ''wine tasting''. It’s as disturbing as it is funny.
23	-->'''Joker:''' A bold finish of wild cherries with a hint of oak. ''(Belches)''
24	* The Joker to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula and turned himself.
25	-->'''Joker:''' You're my ''second'' bat-man tonight, and you're both pains in the neck!
26	* While doing research on Dracula to figure out what he’s planning, Alfred tells Bruce about [[Literature/{{Carmilla}} Carmilla Karnstein]], who (in this iteration) was Dracula’s bride. When Bruce quips that the two seemed to have been "made for each other", Alfred delivers a quip of his own.
27	-->'''Alfred:''' If Cupid's arrow could penetrate a heart so black, there may be hope for you yet, Master Bruce.
28	* The Joker again, now a vampire and starved of blood.
29	-->'''Joker:''' I thought you cared!
30	-->'''Batman:''' Trust me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
31	-->'''Joker:''' Then ''FEED ME!''
32	* When Batman brings a packet of his own blood (laced with the vampire antidote) to Joker, Joker almost sounds like an impatient spouse.
33	-->'''Joker:''' It's about time, Batsy! You're late!
34	* Vicki [[GroinAttack kneeing Penguin in the family jewels]]. His cross-eyed expression of pain and small groan seal it.
35	* Penguin's monocle falling off as he stands there with his mouth open right before being arrested.
36	* While he does make a [[NightmareFace scary face with glowing red eyes]] beforehand, Penguin's hypnosis wearing off is a bit funny:
37	-->'''Penguin:''' "Soon, master will... ''(eyes turn back to normal)'' drink your blood and stuff and... what am I talkin' about?"
38	* "Nice jugulars".
39	* When Alfred sees [[spoiler:Dracula's withered head.]]

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