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1	* We get our first glimpse at the Hong Kong Cavaliers as Reno and Perfect Tommy are lounging around behind the scenes at the first test of the rocket car, and somebody realizes that [[AbsentMindedProfessor Buckaroo forgot to show up]].
2	-->'''Perfect Tommy:''' Guess somebody's gotta fetch the boss.\
3	'''Reno:''' Why me?\
4	'''Perfect Tommy:''' [[BlatantLies Because I'm busy.]]\
5	''(turns a page in his newspaper)''
6	* This exchange:
7	-->'''Perfect Tommy:''' "Emilio Lizardo". Wasn't he on TV once?\
8	'''Buckaroo:''' You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.\
9	'''Reno:''' Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dummkopf!\
10	'''Perfect Tommy:''' So was Mr. Wizard...
11	* John Whorfin's flashback to Emilio Lizardo and Hikita testing their Overthruster, allowing Whorfin to possess Lizardo. Not only does Lizardo get stuck half in the wall they were testing against, but a camera lets Hikita see into the 8th Dimension and what's happening to Lizardo, and he gives the only appropriate response:
12	-->'''Hikita''': Holy Toledo. . .
13	* Buckaroo's phony call from the President.
14	-->'''Ed:''' The President's calling, Buckaroo.\
15	'''Buckaroo:''' President of what?\
16	'''Ed:''' The President of the United States.\
17	'''Buckaroo:''' [[DullSurprise Oh.]]
18	** New Jersey's reaction.
19	---> '''New Jersey:''' ''(in disbelief)'' Does the President call Buckaroo a lot?
20	* The President's reaction to Buckaroo telling him about the Lectroids.
21	-->'''President:''' Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. [[ParrotExposition Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion?]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking A girl named "John"?]]
22	* The Short Form Declaration of War:
23	-->Date: __________\
24	Time of Day: __________\
25	Name of Enemy: _________________
26	* The aftermath of the Storming of Yoyodyne:
27	-->'''MissionControl:''' Buckaroo, The White House wants to know: "Is everything OK with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?"\
28	'''Buckaroo:''' Tell him "Yes" on 1 and "No" on 2.\
29	'''Mission Control:''' Which one was "Yes"? "Go ahead and destroy Russia"...or Number 2?
30	* "DAMN LORD JOHN WHORFIN AND THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON!"
31	* This quote from Lizardo:
32	-->'''Dr. Lizardo''': John Bigbooté, you coward! You are the weakest individual I ever know!
33	** Followed immediately by Bigbooté {{flipping the bird}}.
34	* "Let's go up to my office and discuss this like two sensible beings."
35	* The list of Johns, with last names like "Littlejohn" and "Smallberries."
36	** Perhaps the best is "John Manyjohns."
37	* "What's in the big pink box?"
38	* You seriously have to wonder if the "[[{{Macguffin}} Oscillation Overthruster]]" got its name because the director thought it would be hilarious to make a [[JapaneseRanguage Japanese man]] say it as many times as possible.
39	-->"[[LargeHam OSCIRRATION OVAH-THRUSTAH!]]"
40	* "It's not my goddamned planet. Understand, Monkey Boy?"
41	* The billboard for Yoyodyne Propulsion that the tour bus passes on their way to rescue Buckaroo, including the slogans [[CaptainObvious "The Future Begins Tomorrow"]] and [[WordSaladTitle ". . . A Growing Excited Company."]]
42	* Buckaroo telling John Parker how to fly the Red Lectroid thermopod.
43	--> '''Buckaroo:''' Just hold on to this. It flies like a truck.
44	--> '''Parker:''' Good. ...What is a truck?
45	* John Bigbooté finally fed up with Whorfin mispronouncing his name:
46	--> '''Whorfin:''' One more word out of you, John Big-Booty...!
47	--> '''Bigbooté:''' John Bigboo''té!'' Tay, tay, tay!
48	--> '''Whorfin:''' ''shoots Bigbooté''

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