1 | !!Food Atrocities |
2 | * As [[NauseaFuel disgusting]] as they are, the last food is [[spoiler:not at all disgusting, but just a personal preference; mixing Reece’s Pieces, Skittles, and M&M’s together]]. |
3 | --> '''Tabbes:''' [[spoiler:Whoever did this, mixing all three of these together, making me have to find these candies one by one, nitpicking it, making my hands all colorful and sticky, fuck you.]] |
4 | |
5 | !!How Fights Start on Thanksgiving |
6 | * This line from the beginning of the video: |
7 | -->'''Tabbes:''' Happy Turkey Sacrifice Da-- I mean, Thanksgiving everyone. |
8 | * Tabbes explains why you should never diss grandma: |
9 | -->'''Kid:''' Grandma, your shoe's wack!\ |
10 | '''Tabbes:''' Last thing anyone wants to see is a sweet, old lady's heart broken.\ |
11 | '''Grandma:''' Oh, hell naw, this little bitch has to not just say that 'bout ma fresh kicks! ''(whacks kid [[TapOnTheHead with her cane]])'' [[NeverMessWithGranny Pull yo pants up!]]\ |
12 | '''Tabbes:''' Or, she can diss you back on her own.\ |
13 | '''Grandma:''' You should lawnmower that ugly-ass grass hair too, while you're at it! |
14 | * The thanksgiving clapbacks: |
15 | -->"You know, tattoos are a lifetime commitment." [[ToiletSeatDivorce "But your marriage wasn't."]]\ |
16 | "What happened to your little girlfriend?" [[ToothyIssue "Same thing that happened to your teeth."]]\ |
17 | "Shouldn't you be outside with kids?" [[ParentalNeglect "Shouldn't you be raising]] ''[[ParentalNeglect yours]]''[[ParentalNeglect ?"]]\ |
18 | "Why do you have a boyfriend at 16?" [[TeenPregnancy "Why are you a grandmother at 31?"]]\ |
19 | "Why do you have mix and match socks?" [[ReallyGetsAround "Why do all your kids got mix and match dads?"]] |
20 | |
21 | !!Website/DeviantArt Atrocities |
22 | * Tabbes' reaction to the first "art": |
23 | -->'''Tabbes:''' Alright, [[SarcasmMode so we're off to a great start]]. What the actual [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is this? |
24 | * Her thoughts on [[NightmareFetishist "xxspineloverxx"]]: |
25 | -->'''Tabbes:''' I'd be worried if these people are allowed outside. […] If you're a classmate, if you're a neighbour, if you're my neighbour's cat, dog, fish, whatever, and you into stuff like that? Especially so openly? We need a minimal ''continental'' distance. |
26 | |
27 | !!Brawl with an Asylum Escapee |
28 | * While [[AttemptedRape the subject itself]] isn't something to laugh about, throughout the entire fight with the crazed man, Tabbes says she was just thinking one thing: |
29 | -->'''Tabbes:''' Get yo peener away from me! This is ridiculous! I can't believe believe this is the beginning of my Thanksgiving break. |
30 | |
31 | !!Dealing With Kids |
32 | * The opening has Tabbes trying (and failing) to calm down a crying baby. |
33 | -->'''Tabbes:''' That's it. Up you go! ''(throws the baby up in the air)'' Wee! ''(throws)'' Wee! ''(throws)'' Wee! ''(thud)'' ...Wee. Whoops, [[BaitAndSwitch dropped my phone]].\ |
34 | ''[[VomitIndiscretionShot (baby barfs on her head)]]'' |
35 | |
36 | !!Breaking Into The Rooftop (Roommate Stories) |
37 | * The nicknames Tabbes gives to her roommates: [[TheDiva Diva]], [[DeadpanSnarker Megatron]], and [[GenkiGirl Bubbles]]. |
38 | * Tabbes likes to pretend she's in a cheesy music video, but Megatron isn't amused. |
39 | -->'''Megatron:''' Hey! Hey! You're dirtying up the window! I can see your hand prints!\ |
40 | '''Tabbes:''' ''(spitefully wipes her foot on the window in silence)''\ |
41 | '''Megatron:''' ''(look of pure disgust)'' |
42 | |
43 | !!My Neighbour Tried To Break Down The Door (Roommate Stories) |
44 | * The "face of pure disinterest" Tabbes gives when her roommates discuss the Kardashians. |
45 | * Tabbes throws a tortilla at her noisy neighbourhood, and he starts pounding on the door. Bubbles and Diva's response? |
46 | -->'''Bubbles and Diva:''' ''(banging on frying pans with metal spoons)'' Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Leave us alone, man! You're a fucking schmuck! |
47 | ** Megatron dancing along makes it even funnier. |
48 | |
49 | !!The War on AI |
50 | * The concept of Tabbes being kidnapped is pretty [[NightmareFuel horrifying]], but it ends up crossing into being [[CrossesTheLineTwice utterly hilarious]] when it's revealed that her captor was ''[[MemeticPsychopath Laddi]]''. |
51 | |
52 | !!Reading 1000 Books in a Month |
53 | * The RunningGag of slapping people who annoy her [[TapOnTheHead in the face]] with an open book. |
54 | -->'''Tabbes:''' ''[[{{Pun}} Facebook!]]'' |
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