Line #29 Funny/StreetFighterAlpha


1	* [[VideoGame/FinalFight Guy's]] [[LameComeback exchange]] with Bison in the Western versions of ''Alpha 2''. It's made hilarious by the fact that a person [[TheStoic as straight-laced as him]] delivers [[BigStupidDoodooHead a line like this]]:
2	-->'''Bison:''' "Bushin style ninjas are no match for Shadaloo soldiers."\
3	'''Guy:''' "I've fought your soldiers. Now I've come for you." \
4	'''Bison:''' "My soldiers are skilled, but I am supreme." \
5	'''Guy:''' "[[OutOfCharacterMoment Yea, a supreme fat-head!]]"
6	** A more believable break from character, in ''Alpha 3'':
7	--->'''Guy:''' "I don't like to interfere in the lives of others. Everything should be left as is, but I must ask one thing. Cody... '''''WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?'''''"
8	* The casualness of Ryu vs. Akuma in ''Alpha 2'' has to be seen to believed, almost feeling like they SwappedRoles:
9	-->'''Akuma:''' "Well, we meet again!"\
10	'''Ryu:''' "It's been a while Akuma. So, [[BringIt have you gotten any better?]]"\
11	'''Akuma:''' "You tell me!"
12	* Bison vs. Ryu in ''Alpha 2'':
13	-->'''Bison:''' "You're an impressive street fighter Ryu. With my guidance you could be unequaled."\
14	'''Ryu:''' "Who the hell are you?"\
15	'''Bison:''' "I am your lord and master. You will give me your respect."\
16	'''Ryu:''' "I'll give you something - but it's not respect."
17	* Adon vs. Bison, also in ''Alpha 2'':
18	-->'''Bison''': "You have earned a place in Shadaloo."\
19	'''Adon''': "Who are you?"\
20	'''Bison''': "I am Bison, Lord of Shadaloo. I am the best there is!"\
21	'''Adon''': "The best there was, is more like it."
22	* [[HuskyRusskie Zangief]]'s ending in ''Alpha 3''. How does he stop the BigBad's Psycho Drive (which is also a KillSat)? ''[[RefugeInAudacity By]] [[SpinningPiledriver piledriving]] [[GrievousHarmWithABody E. Honda into it]] [[RefugeInAudacity repeatedly]]''.
23	* Birdie is either a brainless thug or a GeniusBruiser. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
24	-->'''Birdie:''' "Make me an offer."\
25	'''Bison:''' "I'll offer to destroy you."\
26	'''Birdie:''' "Make me a better offer."
27	** "If such strong fighters truly exist... they must be in one of those buildings over there."
28	** In his ''Alpha 3'' ending, his attempt to obtain Bison's power consists of walking directly into his power reactor. It doesn't end well.
29	* In Dan's ending, [[YouHaveResearchedBreathing he teaches Blanka how to roll]].
30	* Karin's butler will come to the aid of anyone, even if they're escaped criminals or the incarnation of pure evil.
31	* Bison trolling Rose before their fight in ''Alpha 2'':
32	-->'''Rose:''' "I've tried to warn you. [...] I'll give you a count of three."\
33	'''Bison:''' "1... 2... 2 1/2... 2 3/4..."
34	* In Guy's ''Alpha 2'' stage, Cody is in the background with Jessica. If a female character passes by Cody, [[EatingTheEyeCandy his eyes will wander to them and he'll start grinning]]. Jessica then gets angry and slaps him. [[https://68.media.tumblr.com/6249e2852828747446b9b627436b65e0/tumblr_om95tf0LRn1u6jjy9o1_500.gif See it here]].
35	* Sodom's butchered-Japanese lines can come off as this to [[BilingualBonus those who actually know the language]].
36	* In her Alpha 3 ending, Karin is threatened by Bison with destruction of her Zaibatsu. Her counter? She makes a phone call, and ''a KillSat destroys the Shadaloo base''.
37	** The kicker? ''She had set it up before fighting Bison''. She didn't need to fight him, she just wanted to kick his ass and ''then'' blow him up with a WaveMotionGun strike from orbit.
38	** The following day, Karin tells Sakura what she did, ending with her laugh (described as "[[NoblewomansLaugh loud laugh]]" in the captions) and Sakura {{Face Palm}}ing at her bragging. And possibly at the fact she hadn't disintegrated Bison from orbit from the start.
39	* A match between Blanka and Dan begins with a bit of slapstick: Instead of Blanka busting out of the fruit truck, Dan bursts out instead, only to be briefly stunned by Blanka making his exit.

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